French Snake Movie!

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>>89072555

Think of floor is COVERED WITH SNAKE! You fall...THEY KILL YOU!! Relax, relax, and, SNAKE!!!

>>89072555
>Aggression.

Those eyebrows are annoying me

>>89072555
I want to cum in that snake's cloaca.

what i picked up with my shit french:
blue guy gets cucked.
crab thing gets bitches.
I'd wait for a more accurate translator desu

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>>89072627
pfft, mes sourcils sont mignons

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Guy snakes name is Ajar?

Girl snake is Eva.

>>89072681
wait that's a scorpion not a crab

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>>89072555

This pleases the Yig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm5lYDUOZWg

what a fucking cutie, holy shit

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I don't speak french, but I laughed at the green snake at 1:20. Maybe I can trick some friends into seeing this.

>>89072555
Narrator: In a desert [yadda yadda]
Evil looking snek: You're all ugly and unfinished but it's not your fault, I still like you.
Narrator: ...only the courage of 2 small and cute animals.
Good snek: I'm not small!
Scorpion: ...and we're not cute
Narrator: ...wil change a destiny forever.
Good snek: I'm going to leave
Scorpion: and to go where?
Good snek: Just to live in the oasis
Lady snek [getting snakenapped]: HELP!
Scorpion: Are you kidding? You can't even enter it, and you can't exit it
Lady snek: LET ME GO!
Scorpion: No, he's not kidding, oh misery!
Good snek: The oasis belongs to green snakes, right?
Scorpion: That's where all our troubles will have started (weird conjugation in French)
Bird: INTRUDER ALERT! x2
Scorpion: We're going to die, WE'RE GOING TO DIE! [screams]
Girl snek: Please don't say anything. [ducks] We have to get out of here, they'll kill me.
Good snek: Get out? By where?
Girl snek: My name is Eva
Good snek: I'm Ajar.
Girl snek: Okay Ajar, follow me.
Girl snek: I want to go further, find out what's behind those rocks... except if you're affraid of freedom [gets captured] AJAR!
Good snek: We have to save Eva.
Tatto'ed guy: Sometimes, only one of them can survive.
Good snek: We're her only hope.
Scorpion: You don't even know her!
Stoned sounding green snek: Guys, if we're talking about my sister, let it go, she's not smart, seriously.
Good snek: [on birdback] Let's go!
Girl snek: What happened? I couldn't control myself!
Scorpion lady: You're so brave!
Stoned green snek: I'm super kung-fu trained, so if I get mad things can get ugly fast.
Narrator: Sahara
Good snek: You haven't crossed paths with a caravan by any chance?
Lizard: Like [describes exactly the caravan he's looking for]?
Good snek: Yes, yes, that's it!
Lizard: Hmmm, no, no idea.

Seems like uninspired shit desu.

>>89072649
That's a male you degenerate.

>>89072803
Joke is a wordplay on the French name of the rattlesnake: serpent à sonnette (bell snake)
The 2 animals are scared because people are looking at them, the scorpion suggests the snake tries pretending he's a rattlesnake because people are affraid of rattlesnakes. The snake proceeds to mimick someone ringing a doorbell and goes "ding dong". Scorpion gets mad at him.


Yeah this is going to be a turd.

>>89073114
>Seems like uninspired shit desu.
This.

>>89073114
>Good snek: You haven't crossed paths with a caravan by any chance?
>Lizard: Like [describes exactly the caravan he's looking for]?
>Good snek: Yes, yes, that's it!
>Lizard: Hmmm, no, no idea.

This bit was real red flag.

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>>89073114
>>89073247
You guys are sapping the excitement I had for this film, maybe these are bad trailers? Maybe it'll be cute?

>>89073137
I know.

>>89073454
Most trailers are bad, but the plot and humor just seem so fucking run of the mill and overdone it would have looked uninspired in the 90s

I'm not a scalie so idk, but there will be some lady snake hypnosis by the way of snak-handlers apparently, so you got that going for you.

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>>89072555

>>89073114
>Good snek: You haven't crossed paths with a caravan by any chance?
>Lizard: Like [describes exactly the caravan he's looking for]?
>Good snek: Yes, yes, that's it!
>Lizard: Hmmm, no, no idea.
I could tell that's exactly the joke they were doing just by watching the video.

>>89072555
There will be snake porn for sure.

>>89072555

sexcom general here, waiting eagerly

>>89072555
Most likely will get at least a sub, when released on BD in Yrop.

>>89073454
why did the dragon turn green?

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>>89075904
Good snek goes to place for green snakes, he's really a blue snek, so he puts on greenface to blend in.

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>>89075976
Fun fact: good snake is voiced by this guy

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>>89076123
Who also voiced this guy.

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>>89076359
>>89072555

Is it just me, or are all CG character art styles, definitely noticeable with the eyes, are looking the same?

>>89076359
that movie was pretty good

>>89076492
You want to keep the eyes humane to give the audience something to connect to, once that's covered, they can have the body of whatever.

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I like this snake better

>>89076567
and there's the whole snake don't blink/have eyelids thing

>>89076492
There is a word for that.

It's called "laziness". It's a goddamn epidemic, and it's sweeping the entire artworld.

>>89076597
Write another blog post about it, John K.

>>89076359
Mune a cute

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>>89076634
That post is just stupid.

Guys I think I'm a faggot.
I think the boy snakes are cuter.
Also, while I don't watch the-show-that-must-not-be-named anymore, I thought the male horses are cuter than the girl horses.
Help.

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>>89076668
>Guys I think I'm a faggot.
correct

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>>89072555
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

snek

>>89072555
>>89076123
Just realized the hood acts as dreadlocks.

>>89076668
Go penetrate a man's behind then.

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>>89076735
But liking male anthros has nothing to do with being gay irl

>>89077275
..... he kept telling himself.

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>>89077424
But it's true. 'Im literally not attracted to guys, but male anthros are a whole other thing

>>89072555
Nice to know Scalies are on the furry movie wagon now. Looks good. Has a Wakfu feel

>>89077457
Male anthros are guys

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>>89077651
Yeah but they are not real. How many times do we have to go over this?

>>89077792
not him, but stop avatarfaggin, you fag

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>>89077275
You're still a real person even on the internet. This IS your real life.