Storytime of pain edition
>>89068340
Bump of pain.Was going to storytime this, thank you for saving me the pain
I somehow just noticed this in the catalog.
>>89068340
Man I wanted this book to be good, and I can see the parts to make it good. I think Jimenez just had too much going on in the story to focus. Waaaay to many subpolts happening all at once.
>>89068340
The Lana-Lois bait and switch absolutely killed all the momentum for this book
>>89068938
Me too anon, me too. It has a lot of elements I like:
>Lana
>John
>Smallville
Even in this issue, I liked the bits about Lex's guilt and motivations
But everything just...falls in its face flat on the ground like a busted cake
>>89069081
Nu Lois was shit who cares.
is this the worst selling rebirth title? I want it to end.
>>89069081
I absolutely agree. I don't understand the point of that marketing blitz for a character you unceremoniously kill off from the jump. Bad call on their part.
>>89069081
>>89069761
Agreed. Ghost Lois isn't helping either.
So is this book going to have a Lana/Lois hookup or not?
>>89069197
doubtful
it's by far the worst though
So... we got a bunch of bizarros in different super powered women costumes like earth 3 Superwoman and an old Powergirl costume, and Lana has the powers of Strange Visitor.
wtf even is this comic?
>>89072781
>wtf even is this comic?
An experiment gone horribly wrong.
>>89068577
thicc
Atomic Skull did nothing wrong
>>89068340
as shit as this series has been at least the covers have been nice
>>89068361
decent enough variant
>>89068382
this dialogue is so cringey
>>89068340
>Storytime of pain
Reddit loves this comic, joke's on you.
>>89068448
this is some of the most convoluted writing I've ever read
what an unmitigated disaster of a comic
>>89068463
who's that?
Way too much text, this writer honestly has good ideas, he just writes too fucking much.
has dc ever published a worse comic than this?
>>89068506
this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seenaside from all the stupider things, but you get the point
>>89068577
>>89068592
this is unbearable dialogue
>>89068606
is this the single worst written page dc has ever published?
>>89076145
Set-up for the next arc.
>>89068620
>>89068633
the person who wrote this should be blacklisted from the comics industry
this is some of the worst writing ever in any medium and almost unquestionably the worst writing dc has ever published
>>89068643
every time I think I've just read the worst page in dc comics history the next page ends up being even worse
is this the single worst issue of any comic dc has ever published?
can't think of a worse one
>>89076197
that's Phil Jimenez for you
His writer/artist run on Wondy was also marred by his inability to get the fuck out of the way
>people actually complain about Tom King's dialogue repetition
Holy shit this book puts King to shame in that regard. How can one book be so wordy while so saying so fucking little?
>>89068606
Ha ha ha ha
What the fuck
Why couldn't they of just made a Lois the reporter series
So the Bizarro woman was a clone of Earth 3 Superwoman or was she Earth 3 Superwoman brought back from the dead? I can't follow this comic at all.
>>89078410
>a Lois the reporter series
I bought issue 1 because that's what I was wanting. Haven't bothered with any of the later issues.
>>89068340
Cool I have been meaning to check out Rebirth. Thanks OP.
Is there a Lois autist on /co/ too?
>>89076079
really?
>>89079127
welcome comrade
>>89070834
Ghost Lois is my favourite thing about this book
And I really think people are being too melodramatic, look at classics like E2 World's End or Cry of Justice & Rise of Arsenal to see true shit, this book is mediocre and its biggest fault is that it seems important to the Rebirth storyline
>>89076079
not really, they just have some vocal faggots, like that one fag that took Iceman being gay as a personal tribute to himself being gay and won't fucking shut about defending it.
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>>89076781
This was pretty bad, it's not as insulting as making Lex into not the smartest human that ever lived, but it's up there