Will Smith Will Star In Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo'

>>89066976
I guess Tim got tired of his wacky fuckboy Johnny Depp's boypussy.

>>89066976
Ear jokes incoming

>>89066976
So that's it huh, we some kinda Disney Presents Tim Burton's DUMBO

>>89067047
Johnny's fucking his ex

He better perform a new clean rap for the soundtrack.

>>89066976
Are there any monkeys in this film? Haven't seen it in a long time.

>>89067205
Didn't you just read who'll star in it?

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Am I having a stroke?

>>89066976
next stop MCU and freedom from the shit heap that is DC

>>89067170
>Wiki-wawa
>Uh, wiki-wawa
>HAHA

>Yeah, check it out, Dumbo's my name
>But ya'll might know me as the Flying Elephant
>Yeah, high above the world, everyone else look like ants
>No wackier sight, other than maybe a bear wearing pants

>WHOOO
>Haha

>>89066976
>Live-Action
>>>/tv/

Boy, what a steaming pile of shitty negativity this thread is.

>>89067098

The crows will probably be omitted due to political correctness or they'll be given British accents or something.

Is there a single animated Disney movie that they aren't going to remake in live-action?

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>>89067170
>>89067313

>>89067387
Atlantis. :´(

>>89066976
Why would there ever need to be a Dumbo remake
why

>>89067387
Probably the ones that didn't do financially well, like atlantis or treasure planet.

>>89067329
>eat shit like me and like it!

>>89067313
Isn't name and elephant supposed to rhyme?

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>>89067343
>Depiction of a black gang from the depression era is seen as offensive
>Depiction of a black gang today is seen as acceptable, even if it uses way more negative stereotypes

Never change, society.

>>89066976
Dude it's not cool to make fun of his ears like that

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You know exactly what he was cast for.

First thing I literally thought of was the crows.

>>89067543
Dude, even Black Cauldron is getting a live reboot

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>>89067343
>British accents or something.
There is a way around this

>>89067387
Home on the Range

>>89067387
I actually wouldn't mind seeing a Live Action Pinocchio Movie

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>>89067343
Even better, replace them with modern black entertainers and let the movie end with a pop song and all the characters dancing.

>>89067658
Prydain books are getting a new adaptation, which probably won't be like The Black Cauldron film at all.

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>>89067543
>treasure planet
They better fucking for pic related alone.

>>89066976
So, seriously, he's going to be playing the mouse, right?

>>89067691
Go watch Little Otik.

>>89067313
McFarlene please

>>89067975
>the actress' costume is worse than all the cool cosplay ones.
that or CGI.

>>89068118
You say that as if CGI grills weren't fuckable.

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What

>>89067649
>>89067654
>>89067098
But will smith is the whitest black guy around. They should pick someone who fits the stereotype better

>>89067691
It exists, the Jonathan Taylor Thomas film from the 90s is fucking brilliant iirc

>>89067520
Just watch Stargate, or better, watch Stargate sg1

tim burton..... + dumbo?

tim burton + dumbo?

>tim burton
+
>dumbo

wha

>>89066976
>live action dumbo
what the fuck
>directed by tim burton
what the fuck
>starring will smith
what the fuck

>>89067343
But every animated animation on earth today has a character talking like a black sassy woman

>>89069057
Expect his oh so unique style of making everything shitty and weird so it distracts from the story and becomes an eyesore. I'm sure hot topic will make a good profit selling shirts of it.

>>89066976
How the fuck do you make a live action dumbo

>>89067691
there are more than enough already

>>89067542
Kids need to know

>>89067205

You're trying waay too hard.

>>89067717
What a fresh new idea.

>>89069198
Well, if I know anything about Tim Burton, it will involve millions of black & white spirals.

>>89067387
Apparently they're making a live-action Lion King movie.
There's not even any humans in that shit. Atleast with the Jungle Book you still had Mowgli be played by an actual kid.
I don't get it.

Is this because of those big ear jokes from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

>>89067118
>Johnny's fucking his ex
Bonham Carter? The number of films Burton had them play a couple I wouldn't have thought that would be a deal breaker for him. I always assumed he was angling for a 3-way.

>>89069346
And it's probably going to be brought to attention that Dumbo is deformed (not "he looks silly" like how the original movie handled it, actual "he's got a genetic mutation" shit) and probably going to have some elephants being murdered at some point.

Because whimsical childrens movies are for fucking pussies.

>tfw Danny Elfman will score this piece of shit
>tfw a Danny Elfman produced Will Smith rap will never become real

>>89067387
Why would they not

Double the money

>>89069057
Pink Elephants on Parade gonna fuck you up man

>all the elephants in the circus are Asian, with tiny ears
>Dumbo has large ears, like an African one
Really makes you think.

>>89067658
>Donald_duck.webm

>>89069590
His father was one of the worker elephant bulls.

And that's will smiths character and they'll lock him up instead of his mother.

>>89068170
http://ijr.com/2016/09/705025-director-tim-burton-has-a-controversial-response-when-asked-why-there-are-no-black-people-in-his-movies/

>>89067658
>>89067842
Wait they're finally giving the series a proper adaptation?

He'll be the mouse that helps dumbo

>>89066976
>Tim Burton
>Will Smith
>Dumbo movie
Could your expectations be any lower for this movie?

>>89067691
I'd watch a Burton-directed Pinocchio movie

>>89069846
>Jaden plays the lead

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>>89066976
Burton?

Does this mean it will be some kind of nightmare Freak Circus where every animal has some kind of abnormality like giant ears?

And I'm pretty sure the pink elephants sequence will be there too...in claymation

>>89067118
Why are these artsy types such degenerates?

>>89067313
>listen to old DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
>actually really like it
>he gets popular
>can't rap unless Nas is writing everything for him

>>89071432
Probably this

Expect Dumbo to fit perfectly in a circus with things like short necked giraffes, orange spotted gorillas, two headed lions, and giant nosed ostriches.

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Well the crows be in it?

>>89067842
Disney Horned King is the most iconic part of the entire property. You can bet that no matter what happens, he's still gonna be depicted as some kinda Lich dude instead of a guy wearing antlers in Disney's new series.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they BS some way out of being True Name'd by Gwydion and they end up replacing the lich in Taran Wanderer with him.

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>>89068292
>will smith is the whitest black guy around
Come on now.

as a crow?

>>89066976
>Will Smith Will Star

2017s hottest new anime

>>89071493
Why are blue collar fucks such prudes?

>>89071838
Brian Gumbel makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X

Does Will Smith need even MORE money?

>>89071957
We obviously need more movies where he plays the same guy.

>>89071917
this is just retarded...you ever been to truck-stop bathroom?

>>89071930
He's also not an actor. Might aswell bring up Colin Powell and Grant Hill at that point.

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>>89072002

>>89072065
That's not what a joke is.

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>>89072138
How fucking young are you?

>>89068292
it's funny how it's still okay to refer to behaviors and speech patterns as black or white

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>>89066976
>Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>89069583
Will it be hot?

>>89066976
>Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake
why
>Will Smith
why
>Tim Burton
why

Tim please stop remaking Disney Movies.

Is the last good TB movie Sweeney Todd?

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Full list of Disney's planned live-action releases.

>Bill Condon's BEAUTY & THE BEAST, starring Emma Watson and Dan Stevens.

>Jon Favreau's THE JUNGLE BOOK 2,starring Neel Sethi.

>Jon Favreau's THE LION KING.

>Tim Burton's DUMBO, starring Will Smith.

>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN.

>MALEFICENT 2, starring Angelina Jolie.

>CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone.

>TINKERBELL, starring Reese Witherspoon.

>SNOW WHITE. No director attached.

>PRINCE CHARMING. No director attached.

>MULAN. No director attached.

>PETER PAN. No director attached.

>THE LITTLE MERMAID. No director attached.

>THE SWORD IN THE STONE. No director attached.

>NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN. No director attached.

>CHIP 'N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS. No director attached.

>ROSE RED, a movie about Snow White's rebellious younger sister. No director attached.

>GENIES, a spin-off of ALADDIN centered on the origin of the Genie. No director attached.

>Marc Foster's CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, centered on an adult Christopher Robin reuniting with his childhood companions led by Winnie the Pooh.

>>89072183
Older than you, chances are.

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Park ride adaptations.

>Joachim Ronning & Espen Sandberg's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES, starring Johnny Depp and Javier Bardem.

>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, starring Ryan Gosling.

>JUNGLE CRUISE, starring Dwayne Johnson. Reportedly centers on a rugged explorer who guides a group of researchers through a perilous jungle to retrieve a rare flower.

>Jon Turteltaub's IT'S A SMALL WORLD.

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Adaptations.

>Ava DuVarney's A WRINKLE IN TIME, starring Storm Reid and Chris Pine.

>Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.

>James Mangold's CAPTAIN NEMO.

>Lasse Hallstrom's THE NUTCRACKER AND THE FOUR REALMS.

>INSPECTOR GADGET. No director attached.

>DELIAH DIRK, centered on the adventures of a young treasure hunter.

>ROCKETEERS, centered on a young woman who adopts the mantle of the Rocketeer at the height of the Cold War to prevent the jetpack technology from falling into the wrong hands.

>OLIVER TWIST, starring Ice Cube as Fagin.

>NOTTINGHAM & HOOD, a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque buddy adventure movie centered on Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham.

>DOM QUIXOTE, a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque version of the chronicles of Dom Quixote and Sancho.

>THE CHRONICLES OF PRYDAIN, a revamp of "The Black Cauldron" centered on an adventurous stable boy who must protect the kingdom from a monstrous army raised by the sinister Horned King.

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Sequels & Remakes.

>Gary Marshall's MARY POPPINS RETURNS, starring Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins, with Meryl Streep and Lin-Manuel Miranda.

>DISENCHANTED, starring Amy Adams.

>SKY HIGH 2.

>Seth Grahame-Smith's SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

>SPLASH, starring Channing Tatum as the Merman and Jillian Bell as the human he falls in love with.

>>89072581
>PRINCE CHARMING. No director attached.

who gives a fuck about Prince Charming?

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Originals.

>James Ponsoldt's WILD CITY, "a family drama with fantastical elements".

>James Bobin's TRIBYVILLE, "a period piece musical comedy".

>HAPPILY EVER AFTER. Centers on a beautiful princess and charming prince that decide to separate after 10 years of marriage, sending shockwaves through their fairy tale community.

>THE WATER MAN, centered on father and son who must mend their strained relationship and work together to find a magical man known as "The Water Man", who might be able to cure the boy's mother from a terminal illness. Starring David Oyelowo and Oprah Winfrey as the parents.

>DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, centered on a workholic police detective who receives help from Santa Claus to reconnect with his estranged son. Starring Kevin Hart as Santa.

>Mark Waters's MAGIC CAMP. Centers on a banker who returns to a magic camp he attended as a child to reclaim a prize that eluded him. Starring Adam Devine and Gillian Jacobs.

>DR. Q. Centered on an immigrant farmworker who manages to put himself through medical school and become an acclaimed neurosurgeon.

>>89072581
>>89072608
>>89072640
>>89072662
This year is going to suck cock.

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>>89072608
>No Big Thunder Mountain Railroad adaptation
>No Matterhorn Bobsleds adaptation
>No Journey into Imagination adaptation
>No Carousel of Progress adaptation
>Haunted Mansion adaptation is in purgatory because it's fucking Guillermo Del Toro

>>89072662
>MARY POPPINS RETURNS

oh god no. leave it you monsters. you can;t build on perfection

>>89072701
>No cinematic universe based around the Society of Explorers and Adventurers to tie all these theme park ride movies together.

>>89072581
>Genies
>Night on Bald Mountain
Im interested...
>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, starring Ryan Gosling.
better then Eddie Murphey.

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>>89072581
>CHIP 'N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS

>>89072662
>SKY HIGH 2
I'm more confused than anything.

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>>89072791
Don't do this to me. They could even save the Tower of Terror by making a movie for it be based off the Tokyo version, then if they decide to get rid of the Twilight Zone elements, they could just take Tokyos story and apply it to the Florida and Paris ones.

RIP California Tower.

>>89066976

This works, since all those happy workers looked like black men.

>>89072840
Supervillain school. It writes itself!

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>>89071900

Anon I just want to say thank you for this comment.

>>89072915
>There's a secret supervillain school.
>The biggest supervillain sends his son to infiltrate Sky High
>He falls in love with a qt and realizes he likes being a hero
>Butts heads with the a dudebro jock from a all-superhero family
>Jock goes mad with power, becomes villain
>Villain kid must prove himself a true hero and win his classmates's trust to save the day
>Put Will as a new teacher or something

>>89072506
Yes

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>>89072581
Animation is what born them, maintained them and resurrected them from the depths of irrelevancy in the 80s.

Is it over then? has the era of Disney Animation as a whole officially languished?

>>89072581
>>89072608
>>89072640
>>89072662
>>89072685
Will any of these have Jack Black on it?

>>89072662
>Channing Tatum as a merman
I can dig it.

>>89066976
this is gonna be great

>>89072581
>CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone.

A live action movie of a hot actress wanting to skin some dogs.

WTF Disney I don't want this

>>89072581
>CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone.

How are they gonna make Cruella sympathetic and the hero of the story, /co/?

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>>89067542

So they can let a whole new generation experience the amazing pink elephant scene and Baby Mine vividly.

>>89073013
You work for Disney Channel huh?


Screenshot that, it's almost guaranteed to be the actual plot.
Maybe genderswapped but yeah.

>>89067205
>Are there any monkeys in this film?

Well according to OP it already has two.

>>89073183
>Cruella is an introverted, but talented aspiring fashion designer.

>Gets a job at a prestigious boutique run by a ruthless female fashion mogul.

>Befriends dog-lover Anita and falls in love with songwriter Roger Radcliffe, who also loves dogs. Cruella does not get along with Roger's puppy, Pogo.

>Cruella hates dogs because she grew up very poor and her only dress got shredded by a mean neighborhood dog one day.

>It was a dalmatian.

>Cruella meets a handsome designer who romances her, but then betrays her and steals her designs for a rival brand.

>Cruella's boss advises her to become heartless to succeed. Cruella does something heartless reluctantly. Inherits the company but loses Roger, who marries Anita.

>They have 101 dalmatians, which Cruella hates because it reminds her of the life she could've had. They're also a wild and disruptive bunch.

>The guy that betrayed her is now her main rival and planning a new line of furred coats, one of the stolen designs.

>Cruella becomes obsessed with beating him by making a coat out of the dalmatians.

>Roger and Anita try to stop her, but Cruella is too far gone in her heartlessness.

>A chance encounter with her ex-boss shows that while the boss was very succesful in her prime, people have now forgotten her, she sacrificed her friends to get ahead and has no family to cherish her once fame is gone.

>Cruella can't bring herself to skin the puppies in the end because she has heart.

>Helps Roger and Anita rescue them from the evil rival.

>Becomes rich with a new line of coats for puppies, meets Mr. Right and lives happily ever after.

>Roger and Anitta give her a dalmatian as a wedding present.

Screencap this.

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>>89072581
>>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN.

Okay, this one could be pretty fucking sweet. I can imagine Brad Pitt as Aladdin, Alan Ford as the sultan (he's really old now), Vinnie Jones as the genie, and Benicio del Toro as Jafar.

>>89069652
Not really controversial. "they don't fit the setting, they don't fit the setting."

Rather Liked Billy Dee Williams/Harvey Dent

>>89072399
Maybe, be way more fucked up. If that's even possible.

>>89073620
by the time this films benicio won't be able to make any noises that remotely resemble words

>>89072608
Can't hate Del Toro or Dwayne Johnson. I'll watch both of those.

>>89067543
>atlantis or treasure planet.

Those would be amazing if done properly.
But after Maleficent? No I don't trust them anymore.

I mean I actually did like some things about the movie Maleficent, but she doesn't even turn into a fucking dragon.

>>89073689
Okay, have Jason Statham as Jafar then. Benicio del Toro can voice Abu or Iago.

>>89072840
They got Kurt Russel back in shape, use him before he burns out.

>>89072640
>OLIVER TWIST, starring Ice Cube as Fagin.

I had to google this just to make sure it was true

Did you really remove my post that said "will he play as one of the nigger crows?" Because they are a memorable part of Disney's original Dumbo movie and they will not be forgotten.

>>89073414

This whole thing sounds completely believable, dear lord.

>>89072581
>>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN.
When I heard the word, I dreaded the live action remakes, now I leament on what will never be because of the shit shows to come before it.

We will never get to see Jason Statham play Alladin.

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>>89073074

This makes me wonder...what would happen if they made a live action version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame? Would they keep the scene where Frollo breathes into Esmeralda's hair?

Also seeing the original animated movie in theatres was already intense. How intense would a faithful adaption to the old movie be?

>>89072581
okay emma watson looks like emma watson. fuck this live action shit. could of cast an unknown actress instead.

>>89072662
>>SPLASH, starring Channing Tatum as the Merman and Jillian Bell as the human he falls in love with.

How in the world?
Is this still gonna be under Touchstone?
Because I can't see this remake happening under regular Disney without them changing everything.

>>89072581
>>Marc Foster's CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, centered on an adult Christopher Robin reuniting with his childhood companions led by Winnie the Pooh.
is this true or are you bullshitting?

if this is the case, they better fucking get jim cummings to voice Pooh and Tigger. I know it's probably given, but there's no god damn way I'll accept any celeb playing pooh.

Still annoyed they didnt use him for Kaa the snake yet they thought ScarJo was a good idea.

>>89072662
>>Gary Marshall's MARY POPPINS RETURNS, starring Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins, with Meryl Streep and Lin-Manuel Miranda.

>Not using Julie Andrews again as an aged Marry Poppins.

Shameful.

>>89072581

I don't understand.
Why all these remakes/additions to animated movies? Why?

I mean I know the answer is easy money...but still why?

>>89072685
>Starring Kevin Hart as Santa
I'm not sure how to respond to this

>>89074479
>I mean I know the answer is easy money...but still why?
If you're trying to find a deeper meaning than that you won't find it.

>>89066976
Are they gonna bond over their ear size?

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>>89066976
>Tim "I Can't Adapt Things For Shit" Burton
>Will "Same Cringe-Inducing Personality In Every Movie" Smith
>Another Disney remake

How come these movies are even considered "live-action"? Most of them contain more animation than real sets or actors. Take The Jungle Book for instance. There was one live, human actor in the film. The rest was completely CGI. The locations, animals, etc. were CGI. They were all computer animation. How come an almost entirely computer-animated movie is still considered "live-action" instead of animation?

>>89066976
How edgy is Tim gonna make this one?

>>89072662
>SPLASH, starring Channing Tatum as the Merman and Jillian Bell as the human he falls in love with.
NO.

>>89074818
Not that edgy

I think he's trying to move away from that shit

>>89072581
>>Marc Foster's CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, centered on an adult Christopher Robin reuniting with his childhood companions led by Winnie the Pooh.
Will there be baseball?

>>89074786
>CGI
>Animation
pick one.

>>89075104
Animation.

Because it's definitely animated.

>>89075170
if there's no pen involved, it's shit.

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>>89071838
He even married an Asian chick at one point. That's super white

>>89066976
>Live-action Dumbo remake

It's gonna be 99% CGI, why are they calling it live-action?

>>89074786

Well....I guess if the main character is a real person, then it counts as live action? Of course these movies should put under live action/animation.

>>89075407
Pens are involved just as much as they were in the last decade's worth of cartoons.

>>89074857

Anon, I still don't understand how they're gonna make that movie.

>naked man shows up and immediately starts making out with the woman

>>89075418

>a black person marrying an east Asian person is white

That's makes no fucking sense.

>>89073414
alternatively

>it's just 90 minutes of emma stone killing and skinning puppies
>all real time, one shot, very tasteful, including a 15 minute section where she steps outside to have smoke and look at her phone

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>>89072581
>>Marc Foster's CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, centered on an adult Christopher Robin reuniting with his childhood companions led by Winnie the Pooh.
I hope Pooh is a total smartass.

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>>89066976
>Will Smith Will Star In Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake
I hate everything about this sentence, not individually but as altogether.

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>>89073166

>>89075898
i just hope they get pooh's voice actor.

>>89074325
>literally "not muh"

>>89072581
>THE SWORD IN THE STONE
They better keep the squirrel scene.

>>89067387
The Hunchback of Notre Dame because normies wouldn't be able to handle it.

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>>89076299
Pooh has to sound like Pooh. That's common sense.
>>89076925
literally the best 90's disney film. Incredibly underrated. Had some amazing art and animation. Also the songs were superb.

https://youtu.be/ZxFD7Tk8Kps
https://youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg

>>89067387
Bambi maybe? Or the Rescuers Down Under?

>>89067387

Pocahontas.
Every non-modern Disney princess has a live action movie in development but her.

>>89067387
The Great Mouse Detective?

>>89077699
They don't have Vincent Price to make it good so they literally cannot do it.

>>89077888
If they do it right now they could use Tim Curry, he'd be like the next best thing.

>>89072581
>CHIP 'N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS. No director attached.
Wat

>>89072581
>Genie
Too soon and too late

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>Live action remake
>Will Smith
>Tim Burton
3 things that should've been forgotten, but haven't.

>>89066976
I think he'll play the mouse.

>>89066976
There's nothing in that headline that I don't hate

>>89066976
So they're bringing back the crows? I hope they do, they were fun.

>>89068118
CGI would be preferable honestly her facial structure wouldn't work with just make-up

>>89067975
She'll be played by Scarjo.

>you saying he's some kind of Dumbo?

>>89077940
no one can replace vinny price.

>>89077940
I love Curry, but Ratigan was strictly a Price role.

>>89072581
>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN.
>CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone.
>NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN. No director attached.

These actually sound vaguely interesting.

>>89077940

How's his speech these days? I remember he's almost recovered from the stroke in terms of talking, but has a bit trouble with slow delivery now.

Pretty sure he's gonna play the mouse.
Probably.

>>89066976
So he's one of the crows?

>>89073166
>A live action movie of a hot actress wanting to skin some dogs.

What are you, gay?

>>89079621
He's starring as Dumbo. Look at his enormous ears.

>>89066976
>'Dumbo' Remake
>Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake
>Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake
>Will Smith Will Star In Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake

Why? Why any of these things?

>>89079594
Mini Will Smith talking to a CGI elephant.

Oh yes please. I don't think he's regretting life choices enough.

>>89072581
Damn, they are doubling down on their IP.
Instead of coming up with something new, they've become a simulacrum of themselves.

>>89066976
I just hope he does a rap for it

>>89067658
That would be cool but you know it would be more censored than the original

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>>89075898
>Pooh has a freak accident when on a honey binge, ending his life
>He's conscious of how his funeral proceedings go
>His friends lament, though are relieved at his passing
>Pooh gets enveloped by shadows, dragging him underground
>The 100-acre wood is ablaze, tree trunks roar like false lions.
>Midst the raining ash, Pooh stumbles across the previous batter's desiccated corpse
>Picking up the bat, lightning skitters across the wood, leaps to the arm, coils there like a cat.
>For being such bastard in life, he must play baseball to earn his redemption.
>His opponents incarnations of the people he betrayed in life
>However the hell here has brought freedom to the forest: freedom from all laws, even those of nature.

It can be spiritual successor to Constantine

>>89067691
that would be terrifying

we need to entertain the kids, ideas man, not scar them for life

>>89072582
>doesn't even know chappelle's show
>superiority complex

chances are you're underage

AYYO HOL UP

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>>89066976
Everything about this is awful

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>>89072581
>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN

that actually might be pretty fucking dope

>MULAN
there's no way in hell this will end well

>>89072608
>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, starring Ryan Gosling.
see: >>89081891

>>89079431
He was the Criminologist in a Rocky Horror "remake" recently, he definitely seemed to only be hanging on by a thread.

>>89075699
Two wrongs make a white.

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>Tim Burton
>Dumbo
>Will Smith

What a trifecta of shittiness. I wonder if the racist crows will still be in it

>>89071930
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

>>89069583
I doubt it he didn't make the boat scene in Willy Wonka even half as fucked up as the original

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>>89066976

>>89073620
Gilbert is still Iago.

>>89077655
Good luck finding a native american women who can act

>>89074357
Julie is still hot as fuck.

>>89083412

>Not two wongs

Missed opportunity, anon

>>89069158
Pink elephant panties, girl tanks socks, fingerless gloves etc etc

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>>89067520
>no live-action Kida
>no live-action Helga
>no live-action Audrey
>no live-action Vinny

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/753279/Dumbo-live-action-Will-Smith-Tom-Hanks-Tim-Burton-Disney-remakes-The-Ringmaster

So that's it then, he'll be the patsy of this film

>>89072581
IT ALL CULMINATES WITH:

KINGDOM HEARTS

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>>89083743
>mickey mouse live action

oh dear

>>89079349
>night on bald mountain
90 minutes of a CGI Chern wrecking lesser demons & getting lulled to sleep by the nearby church (lead priest played by the rock)

CREATIVITY IS DEAD

This sounds terrible.

>>89083470
>I wonder if the racist crows will still be in it

The collective assblood that would spray forth from liberals would drown all of California

>>89072640
>>INSPECTOR GADGET. No director attached.
Did they not learn the first time or does Hollywood have some bizarre case of amnesia wherein they forget about utter flops and think they're being completely original whenever they make a live action adaptation of an animated property?