Is TTS /co/ material?I mean if you have RWBY generals
>>89037807
TTS?
>>89037819
An abreviation of the If the Emperor had a text to speech device.
It parodies the Warhammer 40k universidade and its made by Bruna Alfabusa
Holy shit I can feel the sexual tension between those two
>>89038406
Their hatefucks are so legendary that they scare Slaanesh.
>>89037807
>>89038406
>>89038797
>>89037807
Don't see why it wouldn't.Honestly, as a RWBY fan, I've given up on the generals. /trash/ died and /co/ just lacks the same charm.
>>89037807
Isn't Kitten black?
Also, 40k End Times.
>>89039301
He's brownish.
>>89039372
Unlike the salamanders who are
>>89039301
>>89039372
He has a healthy mediterranean tan.
>>89038819
>>89037807
There needs to be more fanart of the two!
Or at the very least more of Kitten.
>>89037807
>>89039772
The series is an absolute goldmine for reaction images.
Dorn and The Emperor especially.
>>89037807
I love TTS. Wish I could get more of it.
It introduced me to "roller coaster of disappointment", which is my current favorite descriptive phrase.
It also taught me to love again, but that's beside the point.
>Hasn't updated in three months
It's a good thing my devotion to the Emprah keeps me going otherwise I would have given up.
Who is your favourite character and why is it Rogal Dorne?
>>89039669
Through the power of friendship, VULKAN LIVES!
>>89040010
The Emperor is always first in my heart, but I have a special affection for Magnus.
>>89040010
I prefer Leman Russ in all honesty.
>>89039833
Can we get one for "I suspect he was high on narcotics."?
>>89040141
>>89040148
Marvelous!
When will we get Sanguinius corpse on the show?!
>>89040127
FUCKING
FURRIES
The Emperor: That is the last strike and you are fucking out. For the sake of all fucks in the space-time continuum, can you tell me anything useful??
Karstodes: (Beat) The Space Wolves are Space Marines!
Rogal: He is incredibly unknowledgable, father.
The Emperor: Thanks Rogal. I noticed that.
>>89040236
The idea of making the custodes Jojo characters was a really good one.
>>89040212
What in the wolf did you just say to me you milksop?!
Rogal: Father, are you familiar with the expression "you are what you eat"?
The Emperor: The fuck?
Rogal: Seeing as you are behaving like an ever-growing pile of screaming psychic children.
*beat*
The Emperor: Wow, Rogal. Way to bring down the fucking hammer.
>>89040290
>Pillar Men theme starts playing
It cracks me up every single time.
>>89039897
It's the best thing to happen to WH40K since 4th edition. It is made so well and explains things in such a funny yet informative fashion, it made few of my friends interested in the world, lore and games.
>>89040301
Karstodes: From a quite reliable source I can say that - and I quote - 'THE FURRY FUCK DID NOT SUCCEED!'
>>89039772
Rogal Dorn:_______________________________________________I disagree____________________________________________________________
>>89040438
Legit and pure.
>>89040010
This is why.
The holy light of Sol can't deliver burns as brutal as his.
>>89040358
>>89040469
VICIOUS
Rogal Dorn reviews the Codex Astartes.
Rogal: "5/10 It was okay."
>>89040010
One of the most hilarious things about Rogal is that even he admits that the Black Templars are a bunch of "absolute lunatics."
>>89040583
>>89040676
The first Black Templars were headed by Sigismund, who Dorn chastised heavily for buying into the 'Emperor is a God' thing.
Even before the BTs were BTs they were a bit 'off'.
>>89040777
Sigismund and Rogal need to have another chat apparently.
>>89040358
What episode was this from?
>>89040127
>>89040301
>>89041020
>What in the wolf did you just howlin' say about me, you little milksop? I'll have ye know I was throned at the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs and I have over 300 million confirmed kills! I am trained in wolf warfare, and I am the top C. Q. C. Expert in the entire Imperium. Ye are NOTHIN' to me but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH.
>>89041069
How will the Emperor react to the news from Cadia?
>>89039999
As shitty as the animation is, it is still one guy making half hour long episodes. Plus coordinating the increasing number of voice actors and writing the scripts and all that bullshit. I'm seriously impressed when he gets them out every month, if it takes him a little longer for some I won't bitch.
>>89040010
Every time he says "No." in that slow, bored drawl I crack up. His voice actor is top fucking notch.
>>89037807
Speaking of 40k, how has the least hyped comic of 2016 been going? I didn't even know it had started and now we're apparently four or five issues in or something?
>>89041203
>So you allied with this kleptomaniac robot who has stolen several imperial artifacts and who's entire species wants to destroy humanity
>uh...
>In addition your plan involved not only crippling our psykers but also depowering your most powerful warrior
>...well
>ADDITIONALLY somehow you all ran scared from the Chaos marines even though they were depowered and you had marines and a metric asston of other troops
>....
>And what happened to Cadia?
>...well...uh...it's kind of....
>Yes?
>Gone...?
>...
>...
>Well that's just fucking peachy
>>89041203
Probably same as millions upon millions of Cadian shock troops fighting on all fronts across the galaxy when they hear how suddenly they became homeless.
Absolutely fucking livid.
>>89040010
>There is no such sauce product
>Magic pain glove
>He is incredibly unknowledgeable Father
>I did not wish to copulate with the book, I have only seen Lorgar do such a thing.
>A long time ago,I wasme
>My normal calm had been compromised
>I am fully capable of the laughter
>Everything is on
He's simply extensively quotable.
>>89041782
Their chant shall be "Creed!" as they battle the traitors forces
>>89039833
We need more Exterminatus Man
>>89040676
PURRRRRRRRRRGING WIIIIIITH MY KIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!
>>89043751
>>89043843
Not small version
I wonder how Magnus and Kitten's Misadventures to accidentally fix the Imperium will continue
Also when will we get another Chaos Chat Room?
>How the fuck did you all survive for 10 000 years without me around ?
Jesus I love this shit
>>89043751
>>89039669
Actually their skin just changes colour depending on how much they need it.
>>89039999
If he stuck to a monthly schedule I feel like the quality of the episodes would decline. Most series like this tend to suffer from putting things out on a set schedule.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO4P1vYF04A
>>89040127
HAVE YE NO WULVES?!
>>89045746
all I'm hearing is wolf wolf wolf wolf wolfwolfwolfwolf and wolf
>>89046205
>>89045746
>Jetboots, activate! Let's go, Draigo-go-go-go-go-go!
>Ordo Draigo present. We will provide the HAMS!
Russ' and Draigo's adventures in the warp are one of the most priceless things I've ever watched. I wish GW writers had at least half the creative ideas TTS has instead on constantly focusing on the grimderp and how can they make the stakes even higher. At this rate we will never get, say, another series like Ciaphas Cain.
>>89040469
God dammit Rogal, just go build a tree house or something.
>>89047975
>I WILL AVENGE YOU JAAAANUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!
>>89040469
They could address this in detail in some time in the series. A thousand psyker sacrifices a day is something worth mentioning openly.
>>89040358
Rogal: I do not have a hammer, Father. No.....wait, here it is
>>89037807
>tfw no 40k animations that aren't photoshopped pieces of artwork being moved around like puppets.
>>89040583
>>89043782
>>89040676
>>89048290
https://youtu.be/cZc6cr6G2E4
>>89048351
>Greetings, battle brother! What task are you to complete this day?
>Oh, just parade duty. Some Inquisitor is coming back to Holy Terra and we gotta make him look all fancy
>Ah, know that that goes. Ave Imperator, brother
>Ave Imperator
Speculation on who the next Primarch to return is? I'm assuming Corvus, since they already hinted at him a few episodes ago
I like it since it basically is 1d4chan memes the series
>>89041226
And the shitty animation is part of the charm.
>>89037807
You wanna know the odd part
I know this is a comedy series but the voice actors seem almost perfect for 40k voice acting and the entire cast are just die hard 40k fans.
>>89037807
>tfw no hyper violent cartoon of 40k
>The story doesnt even need to matter
>Just make the entire thing a battle between all the factions to make everyone happy
>Add in some plot but its literally just what 40k is
>Make sure it has a sick metal soundtrack with a few chants here or there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ecvLRxb3MU
>>89048883
At this point, I consider this series canon to 40k
>>89040073
>You're a failllllure, Vulkan
>QUIET, GHOST HEAD FERRUS! You are NOT FRIEND!
>>89041069
>I bet ye lot don't even know what a daemon is, do ye?
>Do they steal jeans?
>Yeerrrr gonna die
>>89043751
>FUCKING HERETICS!
>>89047975
>There are suns......In the Warp?
>I AM ONE!!
Love this shit
>>89047975
Draigo is fucking great
>We must go to the Gate of Khaine!
>ROAD TRIP YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hello Internet!!!
>>89040073
Yes
YEEEES
I DID IT!
I AM BEST FORGE FATHER!
VULKAN LIIIIVES!
(STOMP STOMP)
VULKAN LIIIIIVES!
In the most recent episode one of the Custodes said Khan was on top of a Razorback defending the Imperial palace.
That wasnt a joke
>>89049102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2QYeg6wjbQ
>>89039739
reminder that kitten is more ripped, oiled, and darker than the rest of the custodies
>>89049041
The fact Bruva Alfabusa took his character from "Trials of Draigo" and expanded on his insanity is amazing
https://youtu.be/fSBNeATSmKY
>>89049148
>tfw they had a 40k comic going
>it died
>They also dont do 40k animations anymore
Imperial Guard bro team cartoon when?
>>89049170
apparently you can blame GW for the animation part
>>89039833
>>89049656
Clapping your hands is funny...
>>89049758
Floors do not speak, un-neutered one.
How likely is it that TTS can get hit by a cease-and-desist?
>>89050467
Its been going on for a while, and has gotten a good following. Offically GW hasnt done anything, and last i heard they sort of gave it a thumbs up
>>89050530
it seems that, so long as people aren't getting money for stuff related to their property GW will let people just do their shit.
>>89050114
Corgis are funny. They have small legs.
>>89040010
>DIGGANOBZ
>>89050660
FAHK YOU!
DIGGANOBZ!
(Ere we go!)
>>89037807
newfag to this shit anyone got links to were i can watch/read it
>>89039999 (checked for the emprah)
Your devotion is rewarded with quads
>>89050785
just youtube it
>>89050785
https://youtu.be/pcYrTCGKyrU
>>89050530
>>89050597
Recently and by recently I mean last week GW is doing some funky shit with the loreCadia blew up
>>89050645
I personally think it is a lemon.
A lemon is a mighty fruit.
My favorite...
>>89051049
>>89051065
"How are you here? didn't you die while trying to stop a black crusade?"
"No."
"well-uh well what happened then?"
"I survived."
"How?"
"By being dead. In pretend."
>>89051049
whoa wait. What the fuck?
MAKE THEM SUPPER
ALIEN BEANS
>>89051495
STAND BACK, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!
>>89040010
HEY!
ROGAL!
ROOOGAAAL!
Ooor maybe more like...
...ROOOGASS!
HAH-HAH, HEY
ROUGE GUUUURL!
HHEHEHEHE
SERIOUSLY LOOK OVER HERE
>>89040010
Magic Pain Glove
Tell me what to do
The glove has spoken
>>89044911
>>89043751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI
>FUCKING HERETIIIIIIIIIIIICS
>>89040010
Dorne is fucking great.
>>89051757
>hand falls off
>Your services are no longer required...
>>89048985
Considering that the actual plot doesn't move, this makes a better alternative.
Also, I can't wait to see sensei.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBmpW9lRIew
RIP in peace.
>>89044940
That's every other chapter of space marines. The Salamanders have a geneseed mutation that makes them permanently set to pitch black.
>>89051567
The one horus heresy book with him and fulgrim searching for some hidden weapons on an eldar plant paints him as a pretty cool dude. Sort of like a mix between angron and guilliman.
My favourite part is when he re-enacts this gif with Fulgrim perfectly, beat for beat.
>>89055825
I think the raven guard and night haunters have the same mutation but in reverse, they're all pale as fuck.
>>89056056
What does "Not Spes Ork Hmarines" mean? Who painted that farm equipment?
>>89049148
>that ork
>>89051877
You know, I always considered Chaos to be edgy shitlords being edgy for the sake of grimderp, but after TTS made me interested in Magnus I must admit that there is at least ONE Chaos Primarch who isn't complete shit and is an actually interesting character. Him hating both his past (Imperium) and current boss (Tzeench) for being shit and fucking his people over is a blessing in the sea of motivations like "BLUD FOR THE BLUD GOD". Being forced by necessity into joining Chaos and yearning independence makes him the only Chaos guy worth rooting for.
I like how in official lore he recently confirmed his fatherly devotion to his marines, kicked the wolf out of Space Wolves (as thanks for burning Prospero with billions of it's citizens) and maifested his planet in the materium.
>>89051473
Fall of Cadia
>>89055306
>he doesn't know that 40K End Times started
>>89056857
Ugh. Are they about to Age of Sigmar 40k too?
>>89055306
shit's been moving, man.
The Eldar souls in the infinity circuit got nommed
an entire segmentum went dark
the golden throne is failing and the adeptmech sent a fleet to find the Dark eldar to get them to help
the gate of Khaine is failing and Commoragh is fucked
the spess wolves just got fucked really hard
Cadia just fell.
>>89056873
we dont know. maybe we're looking at 50k, maybe a reboot, maybe just moving the dial 1 minute closer to zero hour.
also Magnus has a mini now
>>89056879
Could you elaborate about those nommed eldar souls and a segment going dark?
>>89056892
>mini
That fucker is huge. And awesome. He alone makes me want to play Thousand Sons. And I hate Chaos.
>>89057082
they say Eldrad came back but he acted like such an idiot people dont want to acknowledge it was really him.
basically he decided it was time to summon Ynnead, got all the craftworlds to launch a massive attack on a big imperial port while he snuck off with all the soulstones. he and a seer council tried to perform a ritual to summon Ynnead and got interrupted by deathwatch. All the souls got nommed.
the segmentum thing was an alpha legion plot. I dont know the details on that bit.
>>89049148
What happened to flashgitz anyways?
>>89057121
>All the souls got nommed
Nah, they formed a shard of pure plot that flew off into space. Probably the heart of Ynnead or something.
What will happen from here with it is unknown.
When will the Lion enter the plot(ofthe series)!
>>89040953
here you go senpai
https://youtu.be/ihskUz0obzY?t=390
>>89056879
Aww shit. Are the End Times finally upon us?
Are they gonna "Age of Sigmar" the 40k?
>>89048272
They addressed it as a joke.
Kitten accidently mentioned it.
>>89048985
>>89060652
If it means the Emprah and his sons coming back, this is acceptable.