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THEY'RE FUCKING REAL

Confirmed by Adam McArthur himself
https://mobile.twitter.com/_AdamM/status/818651804829302789
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>>89027416
>just friends
>starcrushed
SOMEBODY
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>>89027451
All aboard the SS Jarco!

Next stop: NEVER!
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>>89027416
Oh neat, titl-
>Just Friends
>Starcrushed

>Later episodes indicating great shitstorm materials

YAME

YAMEROOOOOO
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>>89027416
Wait, are we serious getting a episode every weekday from the sixth till the 27th?
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Who here Jarco and loving some of these sweet Starco tears
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>89027451
>Starcrushed
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>>89027638
eh, Jackie is too pretty for me to enjoy seeing her with a guy instead of a girl
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>>89027416
News!
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>>89027710
I want /u/ to leave.
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>>89027416
>"Running With Scissors"

This is going to be the Weird Al ep, right?
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>>89027796
Milo Murphy's Law crossover.
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>>89027796
no it's the Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend parody
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>>89027638
Not Jarco but I'm amused by all the
>wait, my ship has a <100% chance of becoming canon now?
>dropped, this show is shit now

shipperfag tears
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>"raid the cave"
>"baby"

what the fuck are you doing Marco
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>>89027710
well your lucky because she is with a girl. It's just the girl doesn't realize she is one yet.
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WTF
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>>89028563
Calling it
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>>89028563
Science bless that man for that tweet
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>>89028657
It's an edit of this one:
https://twitter.com/_AdamM/status/818657698262548480

In other news: https://twitter.com/_AdamM/status/818678440450588673
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Do you think Star has a tongue like a butterfly?
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>>89028563
this is false. however, this one is true
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>You're not a real princess! Spider with a Top Hat, for corn's sake? A brief fling with a demon? What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're cute and quirky and you can make people laugh? I committed my life to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and reap all the rewards!
>I thought you were proud of me.
>I was. When you straightened out and learned to make do without your wand, I was very proud.
>So that's it then, right? Keep old Star down on Earth. She's not good enough to be a princess.
>I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change. You're Princess Cuckoo Pants. And Princess Cuckoo Pants I can handle just fine. But Princess Cuckoo Pants with a wand is like a chimp with a machine gun. The throne is sacred! If you abuse that power, people get hurt. This is not a game! You have to know on some level, I know you know I'm right. You know I'm right.
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>Just Friends
>Starcrushed

NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED MUH STARCO DAMNIT

Also in other news I finally scanned the first comic. How should I go about posting it.
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>>89028850
Jackie's secret is she turns out to be Moon.
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Can I ask Starco fans a legit question? Could you handle Jarco if Jackie becomes a main character, is developed well, and the Jackie x Marco relationship actually blossoms into something cute and warm?
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>>89028876
>My first girlfriend turned into Moon.
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>>89028897
That's rough, buddy
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>>89027416
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
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>>89028896
Only if Star's happy with it.
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>>89028896
I can't imagine main character jackie being anything other than boring.
I'd rather a developed janna
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>>89028876
what?
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>>89028896
if Star gets over it, sure.
If the entire rest of the show has Star perpetually dying inside of a breaking heart? No.
If there's several episodes of Star perpetually dying inside, but then she hardens her heart and becomes callous and tyrannical, but it turns out that's exactly the kind of person that's needed to safe all dimensions from Ludo and Toffeewand?
Maybe, depends on the execution.
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Marco, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a red belt in karate and have been practicing towards my black belt. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn 14-year-old girls"? I also get straight A's, and room with a banging hot exchange student (She just got her Mewberty wings; Shit was SO dangerous). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bestie
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Are you guys prepared for Star Bomba?
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I swear people freaking out over the episode titles are so dumb.

How do you write a good story? YOU GIVE IT FUCKING CONFLICT.

Is the hero supposed to defeat a dragon?
> On the next episode, what if the hero DOESN'T defeat the dragon?!?!?
Is the hero supposed to stop an ancient curse from destroying the town?
> On the next episode, what if the hero DOESN'T stop the evil curse?!?!111!!
Is the hero supposed to hook up with the girl she's had a crush on for two seasons?
> On the next episode, what if the girl HOOKS UP with someone else entirely? What if it's a BOY and we're suddenly worried the girl might be STRAIGHT?! What if she refers to the protagonist as her girlfriend, but she means it colloquially, like "hey girlfriend!"?!?!?!111one!!//1/!?

Basic. Basic. Basic storytelling tropes.
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>>89028950
>I'd rather a developed janna
Wouldn't we all?
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Old thread died, new started early with some cucking. Feels good.
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>>89028896
This ->
>>89028924

Basically like, if Star has moved on I guess. I would be sad as the mcs are Star and Marco, and they have shown a lot of chemistry, platonic or not.

Also cummon senpai I have Issue One all ready to post but I've never storytimed before, I need some instruction.
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>>89028979
Stop being a pussy ass fucking safekid and penetrate your best friend already
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>>89028950
You only think that because Jackie hasn't gotten much development yet
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>>89029007
>new episodes
>Janna takes the spotlight in one of them
>does something for Marco that Star wanted to do
>Marco appreciates her more while Star gets cucked again
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>>89027416
>The Bounce Lunge
ITS CALLED A JUMPING CASTLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NEFCY?
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>>89029007
JANNA IS A RAPIST
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>>89029025
Make a storytime thread with the name of the comic and the word "storytime" in the OP
then just post the pages one by one
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>>89027416
Im 100% sure that most if not all of these titles are bait and switch. That is. They are trolling us just like with Bon Bon. Calling it now.

>just friends.

Marco and Jackie after dating for awhile decide they work better as friends.

>face the music
The cynic in me says this is a generic stage freight episode.

>starcrushed
Marco or someone else starts crushing on star.

I'd do the others but I'm lazy.
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>Repostan this for interest:

What if I told you that your opinions and thoughts about certain things may do a complete 180 by the end of the season?

What if I told you that there's a secret about Ludo that changes the game?

What if I told you that certain characters thought to be dead, may be alive?

What if I told you, the real antagonist has been right under your nose?

What if I told you that we plan on going for at least 5 seasons, and we do have an end game in mind, but as it stands, it would piss a lot of people off until more of the story unfolds?


What if I told you the first part of Jarco lasts up until the end of season 3? Jackie gets a ton of development and it's revealed that she really loves Marco?

What if I told you Starco does happen by the end of season 3, but Jackie's heart is completely shattered in the process, and Marco feels terrible about it?

What if I told you that things with the blood moon and Starco being "predestined" are not what they seem and something big is happening that is going on unseen?
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Punished Star confirmed?
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>>89027524
"Just Friends" will refer to Marco and Jackie.
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>>89027930
Yeah thats just sad. Any good shipper goes down with the ship.
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>>89029063
Janna's a creep.
Janna's a weirdo.
What the hell is Janna doing here?
Janna doesn't belong here.
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>>89029039
I'm saying it because I don't really think the writers will be able to do it well.
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>>89029073
What if Star's long proboscis tongue gently prodded you looking for nutrients to suck up?
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>>89027416
>Mathmagic
Betting this is where Hekapoo and others make a return.

>yfw it's also the episode where Daron shits on Adventure Time
>someone says "Mathematical!" as if it was an exclamation
>Marco says "What does that even mean?"
Hekapoo and the others especially Baphomet guy looked like AT characters already.
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>>89029070
Yeah, just like "Storm the Castle", "Quest Buy", "Mewberty", "Mewdipendence day", "Blood Moon Ball", "Pixtopia", "St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses", "Ludo in the Wild", "Friendenemies", "Into the Wand", "Game of Flags" etc etc were all bait-and-switch episodes where the name had nothing to do with what went down in the episode
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>>89029073
>What if I told you, the real antagonist has been right under your nose?
Interesting
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>>89028896
Starco fan here. I was perfectly fine with jarco and star being best wingman until they started dropping hints about star liking marco. I still dont hate jarco i just hate feeling played with.
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>>89029161
Ludo in the wild, blood moon ball, into the wand and game of flags delivered their proper name titles anon.
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>>89027930
WE JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE STAR HURT ANYMORE YOU LITERAL FUCKING MONSTERS

>>89028993
Also probably this. Wouldn't be the first time the titles were misleading enough to make us think up a whole array of wacky theories and ultimately the episodes themselves just go *poot*.
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>>89029193
And pretty much every single one of those other episodes. Face it, your Star is cucked.
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>>89029213
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>>89029073
What if I told you tl;dr
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>>89029057
Actually it's called a bouncy castle pleb.
You bounce in a castle.

Jumpy castle sounds stupid and Bounce Lounge sounds like a nightclub for upper-middle class faggots.
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>>89029073
>certain characters thought to be dead, may be alive
The only character I can think of that people actually accept as dead is Moon Butterfly's wargoat. It already goes without saying that Toffee cheated death and Eclipsa is gonna come back in some fashion
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>>89029073
This show is going to fucking kill me
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>>89029070
>Just Friends is about Jackie and Marco
Thought of this too. All we can do is hope.

>Starcrushed isn't about Star being crushed either emotionally or physically, but someone crushing on Star.

Hadn't thought of that.
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>>89029213
>>89029193
yeah, lemme rephrase that before deleting the first attempt

>the point
>
>some clouds
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>wind blowing
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>emptiness
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>your head
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>>89029282

>>89029225
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>>89029161
Mate I never said the names have nothing to do with the episodes. I said the names probably domt mean what we are designed to think what they mean at this point in time. It's a classic marketing trick designed to get the fans to spread the awareness of the show instead of having to spend money to do it themselves. Its a pretty old way to save money actually, usually works too.
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Someone draw this with Star.
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>>89027416
>Heinous (pt.1)
>All Belts are Off (pt.2)
monsterkind tournament arc?
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>>89029086
>>89029073
Season ends with Star being emotionally crushed and joining the forces of evil, by Toffee and dark magic manipulating her.
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>>89029324
All belts are off is about Marco quitting karate because he is not a fucking weeb.
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>>89029308
You can add this to my "why freaking out about the titles is dumb" list.

We're basically just doing free marketing for them.

Which I don't mind: this is a great show. But don't delude yourself into believing that they're going to be straightforwards when they leak stuff like this.
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>>89029325
>>89029086
>she has a broken horn headband
Unf
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>>89028896
Honestly, I'd be okay with this. No bitterness at all. Just as long as Star moves on and and becomes a stronger person for it by the end of the show. I'd like to see Jackie come to the forefront and help Marco out on adventures sometimes. Maybe have something magical revealed about her. If she and Marco have big development, I'd love that.
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>>89029341
More like finally getting a blackbelt, and beating whatshisface to irrelevancy like Ferguson and Alfonzo.
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I just want to make Star smile
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>>89027416
>Third last episode will be Jarco breakup
>Last episode will be the beginning of Tomco
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>>89029391
Sorry, Star being miserable is a universal constant.
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When is Star's baby due?
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We all forgot one thing: TRAILER FUCKING WHERE?
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>>89029413
How long before Star goes full Janna?
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>>89029420
>Baby
She doesn't even have one yet
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>>89029420
Wed 2/8
it says right here in the OP
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>>89029073
>>89029086
>>89029325
I believe when moon gave birth to Star she knew she was a part of a prophecy of Star being their universes Great Evil/Lucifer. A part of the Darkness Spell she used on Toffee came at a price of her first born. This is also why Queen Moon, and the others are very strict, and watchful of Star. Here's more on my Star vs has biblical symbolism as well. How Star name as meaning as well. For Starters the horns are because Star is a fallen angel thrown from Mewi onto earth, and now spots devil horns. Because she didn't like the way god(her Mother) did things.

Lilith is viewed as the embodiment of the Goddess, a designation that is thought to be shared with what these faiths believe to be her counterparts one of which is Ishtar talk about here. Star wields her wand which resembles the Star of Ishtar which is Ishtar's “MAGIC WAND" It actually says magic wand.

Istar Eshnunna, the Akkadian counterpart of Sumerian Inanna the goddess of fertility, love, war, sex, and power. She represents the planet Venus, 'unique star'. Reportedly, Inanna means Great Lady of An, god of heaven or, goddess of life. The Hebrew word that referred to the morning star was translated into Latin as Lucifer. Morning Star which comes from Venus. (This is star) Marcro is comes from god of war Mars in myth, and Diaz which means days. In this we have the Day of Wrath soon to come. The union of Venus and Mars held greater appeal for poets and philosophers, and the couple were a frequent subject of art, as well as adultery myths.

Marco wields his Monster Arm which resembles the Spear of Mars with the arms pointed tip. Some quick detail on spear.

A relic or fetish called the spear of Mars. The spear was said to move, tremble or vibrate at impending war or other danger to the state

Both symbols represent the different sexes. The blood moon wasn't a sign of love, but a sign of tragedy of lovers vs lovers, and the end times. Otherwise known as Dies Irae
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>>89029420
soon
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>>89029420
Seeing as BF!Marco is never going to penetrate her, I'd say never.
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>>89029420
It was aborted just like her love life.
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>>89029455
Remember the episode in St. Olga's when they were in the room of Demon paintings and moon ground? Foreshadowing

Crescents appearing together with a star or stars are a common feature of Sumerian iconography, the crescent usually being associated with the moon god Sin (Nanna, Queen Moon) and the star with Ishtar (Inanna, i.e. Venus, Star Butterfly), often placed alongside the sun disk of Shamash god of law

So with this and demons in the room above Star vs lore gets interesting. Not to mention when the moon and star are turned left it gives the Star meaning of Satan. We didn't see which side they were standing on in episode though.

Also in the picture Star has worn one of the symbols on the far left as a necklace. Also small note is King Butterfly wields a Star and Crescent scepter.

Ending with more on blood moon

>The idea of a "blood moon" serving as an omen of the coming of the end times comes from the Book of Joel, where it is written "the sun will turn into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes."

On a small note how many shows play Dies Irae for their ad? Song meaning end times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVEj7NeiQA
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>>89029325
Mina Loveberry is Eclipsa pulling a Ben Kenobi
>Mina first shows up in an episode called Starstruck
>Season finale is an episode called Starcrushed

Feeling abandoned and unloved after thinking she's ruined her friendship with Marco by trying to steal him from Jackie, doing something to colossally dissapoint her mom, and seeing Bufffrog get thrown in the dungeons for life by a kangaroo court for a crime he didn't commit, Eclipsa will redpill Star on the true depth of her family's atrocities against monsters and convince her to turn her back on them and help lead the monster rebellion
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>>89029372
This
The only reason I hate Jarco is because the obnoxiousness of the shippers. I'm indifferent to what endgame ends up being as long as Star ends up happy and not with Tom again. Or anything else that doesn't make sense.
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>>89029347
Exactly. Thats what got me thinking they were bait and switch titles. They were designed to be beforehand to drum up controversy after the cliffhanger we left on. Explains why ther renewed the show for season 3 before season 2 aired and season 2 before season 1... this was planned. Fucking marketers man. Still unsure of what the end game here is though. The markets will have a reason behind this, they always do. The show is great and all but these kinds of things rarely happen in a vacuum.
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>>89029484
Crescent seen pic related.
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>>89029490
You know what would make Star more miserable? Seeing Oskar having a girlfriend of his own, showing how she wasted all her time trying to get him.
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>>89028854
Just dump the images.
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>>89029469
don't jinx it
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>>89029420
It's probably another babysitting episode, only with a human larvae and not buffspawn.
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>>89028896
Sure, as long as everyone ends up happy at the end and Jarco is well developed then I'm fine with it.

I literally only ship Starco based upon their in show chemistry. If Jarco has chemistry as good as Star and Marco have had, then I'm all for it as long as Star isn't just turned into a suffering pinata the writers whack every so often just to show they care.
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>>89029510
I also think Star is part of a curse/prophecy of grey evil in a sense.

>Moon the Undaunted:The Immortal monster will long be haunted by the darkest spell of Moon the Undaunted

Star is that spell. I think Toffee is key to this as well, and I think monsters were on good terms with Mewman until conflict happened. This leads to why Mewman(angels) cast out Monsters(Demons) from their world during the great conflict vs Toffee. Symbolized in paintings and statues seen here. Toffee seems to be the Statues around the area.
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>>89029308
My point was that Star vs. as a show doesn't really do bait and switch episodes. The only example where serious shit has gone down but the episode title wasn't about the main point that I can recall off the top of my head is Bon Bon. However before that, most of the time the episode titles have pretty accurately addressed something that's at the core of the episode.

Therefore, insisting that "most if not all" of the titles will be misleading bait-and-switch is just fucking wishful thinking. A combo of
“The Hard Way”
“Heinous”
“All Belts are Off”
“Collateral Damage”
“Just Friends”
“Face the Music”
“Starcrushed”
is gonna be a somewhat wild ride. It's clear the mid-season upped the stakes, and the itunes spoiler hints that Star will be "distraught" while trying to get Glossaryck back.
It's a serious situation that'll take some episodes to solve, and in general the show has had this feeling of the stakes getting higher, shit getting realer and the lore intensifying as we advance in the seasons. Magic running out of the universe and Ludo's wand and Eclipsa's introduction and the wand acting up and everything.

Just going "lol we solved that shit in 3 10 min eps and will go back to the quirky ayylmao jokes now, here comes a school play arc" is unlikely, especially seeing how both Giancarlo Volpe and Brian H Kim have been hyping up the "Face the Music" and "Starcrushed" episodes.

It's not gonna be good for Star. She was sent to Earth to mature up and learn to handle the responsibility of being Queen. Just look at what Moon had to go through, and how the weight of the crown made her. It's not easy. It cannot keep being as easy as it's been so far. She's got some serious growing up to do, and that ride is starting.
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>>89029533
>and I think monsters were on good terms with Mewman until conflict happened.

I'm pretty sure mewdipendence day prove this wrong.
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>>89029455
>>89029484
>>89029510
>>89029533
All leading to her Fallen Hero arc.
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>>89029490
Eclipsa is short and fat, so no
You're a dumbass.
I don't have a picture of the portrait so here's mina committing arson
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>>89028896
jackie is boring
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>>89029396
I'd be okay with that tbqh
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>>89029484
>how many shows play Dies Irae for their ad?
you keep mentioning this here and on reddit and on the wiki discussion pages but I've never even seen this alleged ad
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>Star starts wearing eye contacts that imitate Jackie
>Star cuts her hair like jackie
>Star dyes her hair like jackie
>Star starts dressing like Jakie
>Star starts padding her clothes to have curves like jackie
>Star starts imitating Jackie's speech and gesture.
>Star learns how to skate like Jackie
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>>89029606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVEj7NeiQA
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>>89029559
>the ride is starting
I want off Ms. Nefcy's wild Ride.
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>>89029605
OH SHIT
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>>89029625
dont you know? you are here forever
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>>89027451
So Star is going to falling into despair?
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>>89029543
Star in her natural state: alone, unloved, and miserable.
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remember when we were all full of happiness and sunshine? i want that back
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>>89029637
Marco will trigger Star to turn into her destiny of Satan seen in Dies Irae theory's and here>>89029510
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>>89029543
Good to know she's learning from the best.
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>>89029653
Never.
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>>89029025

STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT

CUTE AND PERFECT!!
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>>89028896
I'd respect it. If well-made on the storytelling and dramatic levels, I'd be intellectually dishonest not to.

But I don't think I'd like it, not nearly as much as Starco. One reason is that it would be like, oh, taking a big gulp of hot chocolate and getting coffee - not bad itself, except not the taste I was expecting.

Another is that a not-insignificant factor in the show's appeal to me is that it looks like it could be, in part, a sort of love letter from Daron to her husband, which would make it super-cute. I mean, Gravity Falls only really caught my interest when I found out that Alex Hirsch had a twin sister, and suddenly there was a new dimension of sweetness to what I was peripherally aware of before. (Let's set aside how that one turned out.) If that ISN'T where Star Vs. is going; if there isn't supposed to be any inspired-by-a-true-story sweetness inside, that's totally legitimate, but I'd be a bit disappointed.
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what id starcrushed does not revolve around shipping, but some kind of catacylsmic event?
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>>89029730
No anon you're not allowed to think rationally.
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>>89029730
I don't think it revolves around shipping, it'll just be Star in general finally really feeling the weight of it all
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>>89029730
I think one possibility is her having to make a new spell to solve whatever the fuck the problem is going to be.
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>>89029730
And what if Just Friends focuses on people who are friends for JUSTICE!!!?
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>>89029773
Would you say it's a Cry for JUSTICE?
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>>89028897
>>89028917
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>>89029773
what if just friends is a double meaning?
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>>89028876
Star is getting cucked by her mom.
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>>89029754
Silly Volpe, there's no "c" in "Star" or "February"!
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>>89029653
Things aren't the same
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>>89029754
What about "Febmarary"?
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>>89029789
>Starfan cucks Star by getting the Marco on her own show
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>>89027451
>>89027416

>Insert lewd Stardust.jpg
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>>89029730
It's gonna be a fucking battle armor episode and Starcrushing is what she calls shoving her mace up Ludo's ass.
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>>89029568
a disguise self spell would be far from unreasonable

plus the pike on her helmet looks like a spade
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>>89029812
This and the one you're replying to made me make a noise that popped my ears.
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>>89029623
>The Uploader has not made this video available in your country
thansk cn
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>>89029882
Huh, I never noticed that.
I still doubt shes Eclipsa, more likely a knight of hers.
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>>89029621
delet this
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>>89029882
I'm seeing lots of moon symbolism in this show.
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What if we get YOUNG Eclipsa, not fat old Eclipsa as in the paintings.

Someone draw young Eclipsa.
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>>89029730
>Star brainwashes Marco into delivering her the black materia so she can summon Meteor
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Still waiting for an episode to be called Bad Moon Rising.
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>>89029882
Holy fuck I just noticed the wedding band on the demon
That's Eclipsa's king.
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>>89029930
kinda what happens when you decide to theme the royal family after celestial objects and phenomena
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>>89029972
What was your first fucking clue?
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>>89029882
>Eclipsa fucked Trigon
>Raven is Star's great grandmother
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Is the finale really going to be two half our episodes?
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>>89029946
Marco - Cloud
Star - Aerith
Jackie - Tifa
Tom - Zack
Ludo - Rufus
Toffee - Sephiroth
Eclipsa - Jenova
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>>89027591
Better than waiting 'til the end of next month.
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>>89030023
>yfw the show is slowly transitioning to full half hour episodes
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>>89030034
if star dies, i am throwing a riot
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This show is another Gravity Falls in the making, and it makes me really sad as a fan of this and not so much of the latter. Every single thread is anons delving deeper and deeper into convoluted theories about a super-complex lore that has never been proven to be true. You guys are only setting yourselves up to be upset, just as GFfags before you, when your DEEPEST LORE theories don't come to fruition through the actual show, which is a shame, because you'll end up resentful of and disappointed in what is already a very decent show.
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>>89030005
I iust said, the fucking wedding band. I initially thought he was something like her No.1 henchman, honestly.
Does this mean Star has demon blood?
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>>89030051
well, a blood moon is also known as a harvest moon
so it wouldn't be too surprising if Star
buys the farm
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>>89030023
Aired on one day. Maybe they'll even go together and be like a full hour-long story, dare I hope!
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>>89029882
>>89029972
It's her bride in later episodes it will be revealed that Star and Queen Moon are half demon from Eclipsa's side. This is where their transformation powers come from.

>The demon Lilith, is described as a beautiful woman, who transforms into a butterfly-like demon, and it is associated with the power of seduction.

This is also how Toffee gets Star to his side said here>>89029325 He had already tried with Queen Moon, but failed. Feeling lied to by both her mother, and feeling no love from Marco leads to her dark path for the season cliffhanger.
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>>89027416
>Starcrushed

oh boy here we go again lads
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>>89030072
>part 1 airs
>then ten hours of Teen Titans Go
>only then does part 2 air
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>>89030068
If this happens logically Marco dies too.
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>>89030092
Anon
Wrong channel
You twit
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>>89030077
>transforms into a butterfly-like demon
funny, all the stuff on Lilith I've read associates her with Screech Owls
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>>89027591

I'm just going to keep saying Star Bomba.

The biggest CN ever went with a Steven Bomb was 2 weeks, this is a clear demonstration of force from Disney.
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>>89030094
if star and marco die, they better hug so that archaeologists know they were best friends
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>>89029849
Where can I get more of that Stardust, anyway?

Anyone got a link?
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>Star gets crushed
Shame, I loved the idea of Star and Marco doing a spell together powered by love.
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>>89030117
Yep Just Friends
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So we go from hiatus to a ton of nearly daily episodes for an entire month.

Crazy, isnt it?
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>>89030134
it will happen, we just need to believe
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>>89030154
there has got to be more to that episode than just marco telling star they are just friends
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>>89030094
>>89030117
It wouldn't be a bad way to go
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Bet that the Face The Music Episode is just a musical...
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>>89030155
Go away, Sabrina. Nobody loves you.
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>>89029161
If "Just Friends" is about Jarco breaking up, the title would describe exactly what happens in the episode. It would be Marco and Jackie deciding they're better off as just friends.

And "Starcrushed" will probably have little if anything to do with shipping at all. You realize this show has actual villains who are actual threats, right? A season finale is likely to involve things like Ludo's assault on Mewni Castle, and perhaps a resurrected Toffee or Eclipsa emerging from his wand.
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>>89029543
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>>89030174
Yeah, he tells them they are Just Friends forever.
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>>89030192
You shout your dirty fucking whore mouth or I'll shut it for you anon-kun!
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>>89030155
>Mfw i laid eyes on this thread
on arandom note, one of thestores in the captcha I'm supposed to click is called Marco Aldany
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>>89029653
I'm reminded of a quote from LotR where Aragorn is talking to the Hobbits about the story of Beren and Luthien.

>It is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it
may lift up your hearts.

Just because a story is sad does not mean you cannot take anything positive from it, there will still be shards of happiness in even the darkest tragedy. And that from, you can take heart.
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>>89030224
still, jarco not being resolved before season 3 would be very sad
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>>89030059
Well I feel Gravity Falls itself set up this expectation of DEEPEST LORE and then just fucking fumbled it at the end. Like, fuck it feels like they didn't even try with the finale except at the very end when the twins leave Gravity Falls. Star is a much more straightforward show and I feel that expectation of deepest lore isn't quite there yet. We might theorize super bullshit things, but I at least don't think even a 1/4 of what I spout on here even has a chance of happening.
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>>89030199
>You realize this show has actual villains who are actual threats, right?

NEVER

FORGET

LUDO
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>>89030190
They'll wake up in hell the very nezt episode with Tom laughing his ass off. By the end of it Star drives him so insane he remembers why he dumped her(BIG REVEAL) in the first place and he resurrects them. This episode takes place in real time so that's fifteen minutes.
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for book keeping, vote now
to be compared after the next round of episodes to see if they change public opinion

DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY
https://strawpoll.de/33f3wfz
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>>89030174

I think Just Friends is going to be about Star trying to get over Marco by finally asking out Oskar, but it doesn't pan out because her heart is elsewhere and Oskar is too blase about everything to show her the kind of romantic night needed to forget about Marco
the punchline will be that after spending ages trying to find a way to break up with Oskar without hurting his feelings he beats her to the punch because he's more observant than he lets on and was genuinely hoping he could cheer her up if he obliged her for a while. Star appreciates the gesture and they start opening up to each other properly, with Star having a new confidante she can actually talk to about the situation with Marco and Oskar having someone who sees him as more than just a bimbo with a pretty face and a keyboard

then Tumblr will headcanon Oskar as asexual and /co/ will froth at the mouth and dumb internet arguments will spill out into the twitter sea and I avoid the internet until the next episode airs
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>>89030327
OK I get where this is coming from but it's still kinda stupid. There are waaay more starco shippers out there.
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What if Just Friends is about Star rejecting someone else's advances?

What if Starcrushed is about Star learning a powerful spell while dipping down, and she uses it to defeat Ludo?
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>>89030192
I know anon... I know...

And yet Sabrina somehow has more lines this season than Brittney, weird.
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>>89029248
The Bounce Louge IS a nightclub. It was in the second episode, when Star and Marco hung out with Ponyhead.
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Does anyone have some abuse?
I am running low
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>>89030403
NO TIME FOR ABUSE. WE PREPARE FOR STARBUARY NOW
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>>89030360
so are you telling me that the cuck memes are coming from starco?
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Would you be okay with Tom and Star getting back together, if he legit gets over his anger issues and proves that he genuinely cares about Star?
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>>89029730
>>89030077
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>>89030424
THERE IS ALWAYS MORE TIME FOR ABUSE.
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>>89030446
Yes. Especially if Tom gets a little more focus, and Marco stays with Jackie. Considering that Eclipsa married a demon, that would be an interesting mirror.
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>>89030440
How the heck did you jump to that conclusion?
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>>89030374
Oh man, poor Oskar, i can see it taking this long to catch on to Star's advances from last season. He's an adorable dope.
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>>89030403
>>89030467
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
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>>89030386
That's what Brittney's VA gets for sneaking inro Daron's desk and pouring sugar into her secret lube supply. Her husband got the yeast infection, which was a surprise to nobody but her.
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I got the feeling the February is the month of Starstruck: 14 Days of Star.
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>>89030575
>Valentines Month episodes
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>>89030524
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>>89030600
T-the shows not in real time... Right?
>Looks at title of episode on 14th
This has potential to be bad.
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>>89030648
This one actually looks more badass than abuse.
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>>89030600
What better way to celebrate Valentine's Month than to take a girl with hearts on her cheeks and then grind her heart into powder?
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>>89030202
kek, that's amazing
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>>89029972
Nah, Mr Bombastic is Eclipsa's second husband
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>>89030675
Shit i forgot to change my name, oh well my joke failed when i accedently added accents to my a's
Also what ever happened tp the 'what happened to Brittney's VA" meme? It was a good joke, her getting fired for increasingly retarded pranks pertaining to Daron pegging her husband Real Marco
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>>89030675
>Bounce Lounge

l-lewd
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>>89030374
Plot twist
Just Friends is Princess Marco rejecting Tom "so she won't hold him back" in an awesome musical episode
They still kiss tho
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why are all my bug girl x human boy ships doomed to fail?
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>>89030115
More like Starnuke amirite?
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>>89030751
Face the Music will be the musical episode
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>>89030753
You can't fug a bug
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>>89029543
What a slob.
Deplorable!
No wonder Marco doesn't want you, sweetie!
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>>89030761
Star Colony-Drop
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>>89030751
>the ending is Marco holding Star's hands in a parody of Korra's ending, with Tom's face being wtf about it
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>an entire arc of star getting cucked
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>>89030446
No. I really like Tom as a character, and for his character development I'd want to see him grow stronger as a person and also get a gf who'd actually be compatible with him, understanding, supportive, all that. I think he has good friend dynamic but shit romantic dynamic with Star, based on how their interactions went in the BMB and how she didn't give a shit about his wishes and he wasn't able to deal with her bubbly bluntness.

Bringing them back together is slightly shit writing and sort of resets Tom's character growth back to zero, it's better if he finds that the goal he's been pursuing isn't worth it and learns to accept that things end and lets go
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>>89030751
Fuck damnit why does tomco give me such a gay boner? Tom is HOT, I want him inside me. Please Daron make him canon bi... Also shirtless Tom episode when. Fucking sexy twinkie demon...
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>>89030798
>Arc of Star
>Arco Star
>Star Arc of

>Starco
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>>89030788
Starmageddon
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>>89030763
Shit, you have a point

Still, it'd be nice if after all this hype Just Friends turns out to follow Friendenemies and will just be all about Tom and Marco's dynamic
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>>89030843
Starvent Horizon
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>>89030807
Tom's gonna be like Pacifica. The only side character with good development but is forgotten somewhere along the finale.
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>>89030753
FUCK OFF HOMEFCUK
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>>89030821
>Please Daron make him canon bi...
He's canon pansexual, your prayers have been pre-emptively answered
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>>89030868
Janna has had good development.

Pacifica had terrible development and was a terrible character.
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>>89030879
fuck yeah
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>>89030888
>Janna
>good development

She's a "lol isn't she creepy ha ha she doesn't respect the law or people's personal boundaries" joke character. Just because you find her amusing doesn't mean she's gotten good development
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>>89030861
Staralypse
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>>89030906
Curse you, Daron!!
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>>89030888
>Janna
>Good
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I notice a striking lack of "Mermaid kingdom" references in these new episode titles for some curious reason.
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>>89030922

Yeah, she only really seems like she's gotten development because she's a main character now. Really though she's in about the same place as she was in S1.
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>>89030868
I pray that you're wrong but that's a terrifyingly real possibility.

I only hope that Nefcy's long-standing interest in demon characters with 3 eyes and cool horns and them bothering to cast her teen tv hearthrob crush as Tom, as well as such a large chunk of the crew being enamored with him might mean they hope to do more stuff with him
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>>89030956
Isn't it great anon? A shit theory got BTFO
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>>89030888
Both had no development and are shit characters

Only plebs and shipping scum think otherwise
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>>89027416
>"Baby"
Maybe another episode centered around bufffrog and/or his babies
>>
Tom is gonna end up with Hekapoo.
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>>89030922
>>89030942
Janna started out as a joke character in season 1 and is now Star's best friend in season 2. That's a lot of development.
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>>89030972
>she's in about the same place as she was in S1.
Nah, she's been made more extreme and more creepy. Still, it's just taking the one-note characterisation she already had to a heavier extreme; instead of stealing Marco's house keys, teasing him a bit and being too nosy about the book, she's now legit invading Marco's privacy in every way imaginable, sexually harassing him, keeping her stuff in his locker, actively tries to needle him, poke at his insecurities and takes delight in his agony and tries to do occult spells.

It's not really development into a new direction, it's just sort of flanderizing. Ha ha she's the creepy thief who's into supernatural shit x 10.
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>>89031040
>Janna ... is now Star's best friend
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>>89031024
I don't think so, otherwise it would be called "Babies"
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>>89031040
>Star's best friend
I thought that was Marco? Two faced bitch, this is why she deserves to suffer.
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>>89030956
Well they gotta save a plot for season 3, too, anon
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>>89031060
Well, frogmen do have a startlingly high infant mortality rate...
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>>89031060
It's gonna be the one with the thicc legs.
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>>89031060
it could just be about one of them
>>
Baby is Disney not afraid to push the envelop. Jackie tells Marco she's pregnant.

How the fuck would you react?
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>>89031032
She's too old for him
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>>89031093
I've seen enough mexican soap operas to know that this is the sign to stop watching
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>>89031093
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>>89031040
Getting more screentime doesn't equal development.

Or if you insist, how would you say Janna's character has developed? How has she changed or grown? What more do we know of her now that we didn't know after her first appearance, aside from the fact that she's in detention a lot?
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>>89031093
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>>89031093
>Jackie tells Marco she's pregnant.
Sweet! I'm down to see some legit Jarco kids that's not from Fan art.
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>>89031093
>Jackie
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>>89031060
it's probably going to be about katrina following daddy's step and becoming a villain ;)
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>>89031093
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>>89031060
It's gonna be a sex ed trope episode where they need to care for an egg on a fucking spoon.
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>>89031093
>yfw
it goes full School Days
Sweet, that show was hot as fuck.
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>>89031162
>allies herself with Ludo/Toffee
>Star blames herself for fucking up
More, more Star suffering.
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>>89030821
>why does tomco give me such a gay boner?
Because it's a toptier ship with nice, developed characters having a good, functional dynamic, and because Tom's made of sex
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>>89031137
She knows a heck of a lot more abot the occult than season 1 led us to beleive, which just implied a faint interest in the esoteric which took a backburner to Marco's sweet, fragrant arse
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>>89031218
>she has an interest
>she's quite knowledgeable about her interest

This isn't development
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>>89030115
Summer of Steven lasted a whole month, five days a week.
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>>89031273
this could be the beginning of a doujin
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>>89031273
>what did she mean by this?
She wanted to stalk her tween parents to see how adorable they were together only to find out that her dad used to be a beta.
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>>89031327
In 'Game of Flags' we see that River is a lot shorter than most of his relatives. He probably always the beta runt of the family.
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>>89030199
>All that wishfull thinking
"Just Friends" could just as easily be about Star confessing to Marco and him telling her that they're Just Friends. Hell, for all we know Janna could be getting shot down by Marco that episode.

Honestly though, all we can say for certain is a ship is getting sunk that day.
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>>89031309
Except it's official, quite the opposite of doujin
Issue 3 pirated yet? Last I checked the folks at readcomic don't seem to give much of a fuck.
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>>89027416
WHY DO ALL THE HABBENINS HABBEN WHEN I'M ASLEEP
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>>89031327
Until he pulls bad ass and makes her gush eggs out her oviposter
Also greek hiearchy theory was discredited within a year of being published. By it's author. FYI.
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>>89031355
Someone posted it on imgur: https://imgur.com/gallery/GvNpL
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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60831646

Ponyhead x Marco doujins when?
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>>89030191
>>89030763
I hope it is, those are always great.

WOY's was the best of its run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJG3UEkjwlU&list=PL7i1vnhhoJmvh9MW0Dgir4VdIDS9CgzUJ&index=4
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>>89031350
>all we can say for certain is a ship is getting sunk that day
I actually didn't think about it that way. The stakes are rising, DUN DUN DUNNNN which one is going down?
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>>89031393
Why would someone draw this...
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>>89031381
When ponyhead becomes Twilight Sparkle.
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>>89029882
Holy literal fuck.

Star is related to Trigon.
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>>89031526
Don't be a crossover retard anon
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>>89031562
Are honestly telling me that the two have no resemblance?
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>>89030115
>Star Bomba
Retarded
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>>89031598
Considering the entire show is a reference to everything Daron grew up watching, I don't doubt there's some TT influence on his design. But the multiple eye thing on demons is also in a lot of animes and mythology so who knows.
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Since we finally have a release date, how long do you think until we get a trailer and plot synopsis?
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>>89029817
WAIT A MINUTE. BUT THERE IS A C IN STARCO.

WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY?
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>>89031443
That's no mistake. That is best ship. Only in Awful 2017 would anyone think otherwise.
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>>89031665
Its not even official, so end of January tho
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>>89031677
Yes, what's he trying to say that would make Nefcy shut him up so fast?
We can only wonder.
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>>89029524
I do believe this will drive Star to her lowest point. If not Oskar having a girlfriend, then her finally realizing how shallow and completely music-obsessed he is.

Bonus points if she seems to want to go back to Tom but before she can say anything, Tom has his own girlfriend too now
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>>89030251
Hey I agree with this anon, Star vs is just a much more fun show to discuss, obsess and sperg over. Everything ought to be taken with a grain of salt.
Case in point Pic related
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>>89030358
...this
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>>89030358
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>>89030202
I normally ship StarCo, but this is still fucking funny.
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>>89032171
He's Nacho Boyfriend, Star
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>>89027416
>doing the rest of the season in the form of a CN Super Bomb

Oh joy, because I enjoyed doing an entire season of SU in 3 weeks rather than having it stretched out over months the way it should have been
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>>89032278
We'll see about that Jackie.
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>>89032381
STAR, YOU APOLOGIZE TO MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND THIS INSTANT
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>>89032402
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>>89032402
>implying Marco cares about girls
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>>89031755
>yfw it's Janna
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>>89032457
He does
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>>89032493
ya thats the face of a man terrified by girls

not the face of a man who likes girls
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>>89032493
>it's like Star is just begging to be cucked.
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>>89032493
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>>89031755
>Star tries to get back together with Tom
>but he refuses because he realizes that really she is just trying to make Marco jealous and worried about her the way he was during the Blood Moon Ball
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>>89032534
She is
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>>89032536
reminder that Blood Moon Butterfly is the real big bad
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>>89032553
Is that Moon on her period?
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>>89032457
This pic looks so cute and comfy even though Tom probably just successfully convinced Marco to let him stick it in his pooper.
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>>89031755
It'd be better if Tom would end up turning her down even if he's single. At first, he might be overjoyed, but then within a few hours just call it off because he'd realise Star was only using him as a rebound and call Star directly out on that, hurt, before flame-porting back to the Underworld, leaving behind a Star who's not only rejected but also now feels like a shit person
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>>89032884
>"Look how much of a pathetic stalker Marco is. I would totally break up with him if I were you"
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>>89031598
Huge reddish demonic guys aren't that exceptional. Sure, at most it may be a nod, but calling the character "Trigon" is just as fucking retarded as insisting that holy shit Mina is literally Usagi Tsukino. It's not the same character.
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>>89027416
>starcrushed
THIS BETTER BE ABOUT STARFAN'S CRUSH ON STAR OR SO HELP ME NANCY
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>>89028740
Post yfw the live chat is going to be filled with people asking to fill his boipucci
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>>89032949
Is there some joke about her killing people with scissors?
I've never seen the show, I just thought Star looks cute and after checking these threads I realized I have a powerful cuckquean fetish.
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>>89032975
Why in fucks name would the finale be about starfan?
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>>89032984
nah they used magic scissors to cut holes between dimensions thats how people get around more or less
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>>89032992
Heh, neat. Thanks, anon.
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>>89032984
>I dont watch the show but I am a fucking shipper
Watch it or fuck off, you faggot
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>>89032991
Because is an absolute madwoman
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>>89033010
>your pic
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>>89032884
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>>89033026
It's meant as a metaphor for joining the ranks of the damned(us)
Alternatively I like to think Glossarick is encouraging you to go on a shooting spree.
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>>89032884
If only Jackie had some more screen time.

This would be gold.
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>>89029134
>tfw Star will never gently prod your urethra with her long proboscis tongue, looking for nutrients in there
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>>89032884
>>89033052
>Marco tries to juggle his adventures with Star to his time as Jackie's boyfriend
>Jackie begins to doubt that he prefers Star's company of her
>Star: Queen of the Cucks, instead of seizing Marco for herself, instead gets Jackie to to the time room to show how much Marco cared for her since the beginning
>Jackie becomes more patient and understanding with Marco
>Star is still a cuck
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>>89032884
What kind of school as lockers on the outside?
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>>89032457
I want more interactions with Tom and Marco, they give me a warm and fuzzy feeling of camaraderie
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>>89033090
Schools with bad budgets.

We don't even have lockers in our schools.
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I dont suppose anyone has the links to the webm episodes do they?
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>>89033090
I mean its Southern California its not like they ever get bad weather
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I think I would feel a lot better about this if the episode names hadn't leaked.
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>>89033147
Episode names don't mean much

I mean you can try to scry meaning out of them, but you will fail, trust me the SU fanbase tried this shit for over a year, it never worked
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>>89033010
>I dont watch the show but I am a fucking shipper
I said the character was cute and discovered I have a cuckquean fetish, mainly because I felt there was something cute about a girl being helpless watching the guy she likes do stuff with her competition.

Not when the cuckgirl is like a bitch and tries to ruin the relationship, but when she's passive and nice and kinda just goes "as l-long as he's happy, r-right?"

I don't know who I'd ship between the cast atm, though historically I've liked "obvious" ships, so maybe Starco might be my thing.
I read that Marco's parents let her live with them kinda like a foster sister for him and at-home "not-incest sibling incest" is gold to me
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>>89033164
I still can't believe how underwhelming Gem Harvest was
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>>89033090
>>89033142
Socal schools have most, if not all of their lockers outdoors, like in the show
t. Angelino
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>>89033181
I'm still salty over that. Even though the recent bomb leak was nice, but god damn it
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>>89033204
Ten minute episodes. I've learned that from AT, and by gods the disappointment left a void in my heart.
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>>89033170
You seem confused, maybe TRY WATCHING THE SHOW YOU LAZY TIT
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>>89033204
>last mention of the word harvest involved peridot questioning in abject terror whether she was to be harvested
>imagine the episode will be a TONIGHT SOMEONE DIES episode
>its a 22 minute special episode
>OH MAN HERE WE GO
>its a thanksgiving episode that does fuck all to the status quo

It hurts me.
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>>89033164
Steven Universe fans are fucking retarded though.
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>>89033170
>spoiler
It's true. She lives in the house with him and they spend what seems to be the majority of their time alone and unsupervised together. She watches him shower.

They're super close for the whole series and only in this most recent episode, the moment it was too late, did it occur to her that she might have a problem with helping to set him up with his dream girl. So we've been drinking her tears for the last seven weeks.
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>>89033276
yeah don't lie to yourself

Star fans are just as retarded, although this maybe partly cause there is a lot of cross over from people who are fans of both, like me

please though dont confuse us regular fans with that guy who ships ConniexMarco though, he's crazy
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>>89030374
>yfw when it's Starfan
>She tries to take Star out on a date to desperately woo her only for Star to friend-zone her at the end
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>>89030753
Because vriska is a psychopath
Atleast Star is only one when in Heat.
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>>89033313
THE KEKCYCLE CONTINUES
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>>89030807
He's subbie. But also really strong apparently.
You'd need a fucking handful of a girl to be compatible with a subbie demon.
We're talking like a hyperactive aggressive amazon/Valkyrie type of lady who treats Tom like her Cuntsleeve.
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>>89033335
Sounds like he and Mina would be perfect for each other after all.
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>>89033276
Maybe some episodes are a stretch to guess with but like in this post >>89033260 it was like some relentless bait and switch for no reason.

The last 22 minute special episode had lore and worldbuilding, guest star Uzo Aduba playing an interesting character, and some much needed character development in Steven beginning to question the kind of person his mother was.

This episode by title and length looked like it would have shocking/sad development and just turned out to be 22 minutes of "lol aliens at thanksgiving with conservative uncle Carl from Aqua Teen"
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>>89033283
Don't encourage fandom leeches
Fucker should bite the fucking bullet and ACTUALLY watch the show
Shipping is a privilege. I know this seems autistic, but this asshole isn't going to contribute anything valuble ever, ship related or otherwise, unless they watch the show and join the ranks of the retarded.
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>>89033335
>subbie
You what now?
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>>89033406
Did you see the way he interacts and plays off Star at the blood moon ball? He pussified the whole event and bent backwards just to try to please her in advance.
Tom is subbie to the max. Not necessarily Beta like Marco, just a huge Sub.
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>>89033366
FUCK
OFF TO YOUR MILLION THREADS ABOUT BEING GAY AND CRYING
OUR SHIT SHOW ONKY HAS ONE SHIT THREAD EVER
YOU GET THIRTY ON ÀNY GIVEN DÀY
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>>89033405
I agree with you but OW the edge in your post.
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>>89033405
I think people are more likely to watch the show if they are given reasons why they might want to do it as opposed to just getting snarled at.
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>>89033260
Complete with Lapis and Peridot being full retarded lesbian couple thanks to zuke's fantastic writing.
>Steven's pumpkin has a face, and ours doesn't.
>Oh.
What the fuck. I feel your pain. I was so sure, SO SURE it was gonna have some happening in it but noooo
>I'm on a tractor!
fucking hell
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>>89033422
>Beta
>Actually believes a theory that was redacted by its own publisher within one year that wasn't even meant for humans
Retard
Also Marco is probably the toughest kid in his school
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>>89033422
>you will never see Tom bit his lip as you pull his corset tighter
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Is Eclispa fucking a demon supposed to be some kind of parallel to Star and Tom?
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>>89027416
Oh man, february is gonna be a good month
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>>89033405
Eh, I'll probably get to watching it soon, need something to tide over another SU hiatus and Star looks qt. And I at least contributed pic granted through weeks of sketching on my phone
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>>89033446
A theory, wait what?
You know that Beta is common slang around here right? Just like you don't have to have read the Bible or 50 Shades of Gray or whatever to use the word Cuck.
>Actually believing Marco is a chad
You don't sound too keen. Must be you here
>>89032984
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>>89033428
Piss off. SU would gladly have only 1 thread too but the mods in their infinite wisdom kept deleting it even though CN had just released 5 new episodes online, while they're graciously turning a blind eye to this totallynotageneral permathread sveg has got going on that we're posting in - even though the show is on hiatus and we're not getting new content till february.

If the fans could choose /sug/ would stick to one general too, but the mods didn't want that, so now we've got shitloads of topical threads that don't even have Steven Universe in the OP. Go cry at the mods and not the fans.
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>>89033428
This.

Not Star vs the Forces of Evil's fault how they are learning their lessons from all this "comedy + lore shows" that shitting up their stories and pissing of the fans, and actually know how to not screw around with their audience.
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>>89033450
it wasn't a demon, it was a monster

which seem to be two separate things
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>>89033481
>bbbaaaaaaawwwww I can't make my shit threads anymore
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>>89033463
I'm not that guy, I'm scissors question anon.
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>>89033459
Is it wrong that I actually want to see Punished Star
>Betrayed and abandoned by Marco for his Mermaid girlfriend, he joins the villains even when finding out Jackie is evil
>Tom gets a GF and doesn't need her
>She rejects Starfan's advances
>Janna would probably plug her but is kidnapped by rogue gypsies one night
>Ludo and the other villains (Marco and Jackie included) raid Mewni castle, wreck shit up and put her whole family into exile
>Star cannot return home, won't go back to Diaz residence obviously
>Alone and without a hand, stripped of her throne, Star becomes Punished Star and plots her ascension
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>>89033507
>yfw Star in the Wild episode
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>>89033422
I don't think he's a sub as much as just willing to go to great extremes to reach his goals, which in this case was pleasing Star so that she'd get back with him. However, you could see he didn't get any pleasure from Star trying to boss him around and shooting down his ideas, but rather he was struggling to control his annoyance over it. In general he doesn't seem to react too well to things not going the way he envisioned, and he seems to be a bit of a control freak. The best dynamic he's had is with Marco, who manages to calm him down and sort of get him to do stuff without it becoming a confrontation, so I guess he'd be compatible with someone chill and easygoing like that.

I think you're just projecting your own fantasies on Tom, to be honest.
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All tripfags came back, waiting for the doodle anon then
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>>89033521
>Literally nothing but spears on her back, Star has to go full feral for a while on a pseudo spirit-journey to get her groove back, even if it involved getting clawed and torn to shreds as she learns how to hunt and kill. By the time she returns she's clad in bearskin and tribal markings and ready to go full Kill Bill on everybody
My dick needs this so bad.
The only thing better would be her going Beserk and giving herself up to Eclipsa/The Godhand to become full Demon empress like Eclipsa, on a la Griffith/Femto.
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>>89030358
As long as there's more Oskar fanart I'm fine with that
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>>89032493
Ferguson and Star look perfect next to each other
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>>89033530
>I think you're just projecting your own fantasies on Tom, to be honest.
Is that any different than what people do to Marco here? They seem to be compatible because Marco's as much of a neat freak priss as Tom is underneath. I would compare them to Tom being Ramona's Envy Adams, different flavors of the same thing to a more extreme degree.
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>>89033521
>mfw Star in the Wild episode
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>>89033637
no idea why I find the sauce pic so hot
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>>89027451
>hurr durr it'll be nothing like bleach or naruto

I warned you brah, why you didn't listen?
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>>89033684
It's in my smut folder of non-NSFW non-porn pics that for some weird reason seem kinda hot
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>>89033693
But in both those cases best girl won.
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>>89033707
>Latex dominatrix suits
>Implying those aren't in any way sexual
Anon, I may have bad new for you...
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I don't want heartstring pulling storytelling I just want cute fun escapism.
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>>89033693
>>89033717
and butthurts in every direction.

Satisfying.
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>>89027416
>all belts are off
>just friends
>starcrushed

ahahahah
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An amusing request from an earlier thread.
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>>89033740
>welcome back home.png
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There's gonna be another months long hiatus full of cuck fags after this season ends.
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They've made one full episode about cucking. They can't possibly make it last half a season, right?
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>>89033724
Then go watch Steven Universe.
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>Daron Nefcy is possibly worsening the situation
>Cuck memes will go even wilder

It wasn't supposed to be this way, lads
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>>89033787
don't worry, it all will be right soon, the cucking memes will eventually end
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>>89033798
I said cute fun escapism not gay fag escapism.
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>>89033833
>wanting the cucking to end
it's wonderful and will never end
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>>89033773
>>89033787
>>89033811
What if the season ends flipping the script with Jackie or Marco Cucked?
Either way somebodies going to be Ass-mad.
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>>89033565
Better ending than starco for me, I want to see buff barbarian star grown from the dirt fucking shit up for everyone
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This is going to get only worse before it gets better
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>>89033887
STOP
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>>89033912
No
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>>89033887
why does star suffering and being cucked make you happy?
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>>89033970
it doesn't

I said I think it eventually everything will to work out, but I don't doubt there will be a shitstorm first
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I hope Star has a nice day with lots of hugs and cuddling with Marco!
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>>89034023
why not marriage
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>>89027416
in that order it reads like the chapter names for doujin. You know, the ones were a girl get raped at the begining and it's actually the start of her problems
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>>89034023
dont worry star, all will be well
>>
I'd raid Star's cave, if you know what I mean.
I'd trick Star, if you know what I mean.
I'd give Star a baby, if you know what I mean.
I'd bounce Star's lounge, if you know what I mean.
I'd take my belt off for Star, if you know what I mean.
I'd give Star the hard way, if you know what I mean.
I'd crush Star's pussy, if you know what I mean.
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>>89034060
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>>89034117
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>>89034128
>forgeting the face tatoos
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>>89034117
what's this from?
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>>89034150
Shindol-Emergence
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>>89034150
you don't want to know
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>>89034060
"raid the cave"
"baby"
"running with scissors"

Oh god so does this confirm star for rape, getting pregnant then abortion?
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>>89034136
fixed it myself
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>>89034023
Why would Marco hug Star? He's not a two-timer and wouldn't abandon Jackie like that.
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>>89034177
S T O P
T
O
P
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>>89034177
nice touch of dick
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>>89034170
Just replace "mathmagic" with "methmagic", the rest works by itself. the music and just friends are the 2 episode where you believe she's out of trouble, but then starcrushed.
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>>89034177
>Star the Slut Queen of mewni
>Impregnates herself with all the Monsters and Demons she can find and gives birth a horrible race to spread terror and cruelty throughout the Mewni-verse
I never knew how much I wanted this.
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>>89033459
>Good...good
>Soon
Also that's decent for a phone, sorry about giving you a hard time but the more fans the better so the true Cuck Queen Daron can keep tormenting us and blueballing our collective hearts
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>>89034177
>dicks

That's actually neat.
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>>89033565
Marco receives the same mark Casca gets and Jackie is forced to watch what happens to him
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>>89034179
That boy's already used goods anyway
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>>89033463
I just hate this fucking meme because not everyone is able to separate reality form 4chan and they go around thinking of it like a philosophy, which breeds entitled faggots who think they're aplhas when they're just gross neckbeards who win arguments by being annoying and get laid by beings slime balls to ugly, dumb women.
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>>89033481
>Go cry at the mods
>As if this is ever effective
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>>89033740
>Marco's dad supports Trump just because he doesn't want his pendejo cousin Jesus coming over and hitting on his wife
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>>89034284
>could be worse
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>>89034334
No, HAYSOOS
The Jesus would come over and hit on star... But there's that court order...
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>>89027416
i pray to god that this schedules are wrong, this BOMB like fromat will kill all the talking all the theory talk stuff.

minor episodes could may be Forgotten
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>>89034244
People that go around thinking of it like a philosophy are dumb. Obviously there are dumb pickup artists and shallow people who categorize reality into NEETs, Chads, 'betas', and 'alphas' but those kinds of ninny's aside when people use Beta here they just mean the character's a pussy/pushover.

It's like how we started using Cuck to mean effeminate/emasculate because 'sissy' is a loaded fetish term and most of the people who use the word probably fap to extreme cases of sissydom.
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>>89034417
>'sissy' is a loaded fetish term

unlike cuck
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>Starcrushed

....what if it's about Ludo growing Tsundere for Star?
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>>89034417
>Sissy is a fetish term
>Not cuck
Actually cuckholding is when an outside dick comes and fucks your significant other, theres a few different ways of doing it, typically its while you watch.
I've been approched by cuckles on dating sites and it's fucking annoying and creepy.
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>>89034477
That's just silly
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>>89034477
He's too far gone for this.
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>>89031154
>Janna
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I guess I'm just going to have to learn to love Jackie and hate Star. This will be difficult.
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>>89034599
You're dead to me.
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>>89034599
Why can't you like both?
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>>89034599
You really think they would make the titles this obvious? Daron is just pouring fluid onto the BBQ, we're the coal. It was mentioned how S01 didn't have many bait and switch titles, but she named thkse episodes before she knew what kind of fans she would be dealing with. She now nows how to play our collective autism like getting a cat to chase a lazer pen.
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>>89032884
"Marco doesn't know why, but for some reason, Jackie let him fuck raw that night."
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>>89034678
control me, Queen Daron
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>Starco fags yesterday: "THINGS WILL CHANGE, STARCO WILL BE CANON, Marco and Jackie will break up!1!!1!"
>Starco fags now: "im gonna drop this show if we get more cucking"
Please, hold your horses, this is just Defcy's plan to laugh at us, I'm sure she is lurking in these threads right now, as well as Tumblr and Reddit.
Don't fall in her trap, don't let her epic ruse get you.
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>>89034711
As I JUST pointed out >>89034678
Yeah, this is all part of the plan of the true Cuck Queen
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>>89034599
You don't need to hate Star, just learn to love and appreciate Jackie enough to want her happiness and also accept that star will be better off with some mewnian royal anyway
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>>89034818
>star with an unnamed extra
that wont be so good, she will never have the same chemistry with anyone like marco
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssOEda6Os7o

they sound really cute
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>>89034818
Ew.
I'm sorry that I already used this picture because you deserve it more >>89033010
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>>89034699
>>89032884


Dear Journal

-- For some reason Jackie was all over me today and insisted that we have sex that night. She also started to discussing hypothetical baby names. I decided that it couldn't hurt. We decided on Antonio "Tony" Diaz, if a boy and Katrina "Kat" Diaz if a girl. She joked about maybe twins.

This made me smile for some reason. --
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>>89034894
>No kid named Nacho Diaz
This is why Jarco can never happen
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>>89034918
>Jackie telling him that he's "Nacho Diaz"
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>>89034711
implie this people come to 4chan
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>>89027416
>https://mobile.twitter.com/_AdamM/status/818651804829302789
>mobile
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>>89028984
Yo this is so underrated
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>>89034894
>Marco names his son Antonio because he knows that Jackie loves to Skateboard and Tony sounds like a skater name.

>Jackie names her daughter Katrina "Kat" because she thinks about how silly and sweet all the cat pictures that Marco sends her are.

I can dig this.
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>>89035159
what would star and marco name their kid?
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>>89035159
>headcanoning fanfiction
Usually that would be disgusting but were this actual canon I'd be all DEEPEST LORE
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>>89035164
It doesn't matter. Not happening.
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>>89035173
rude
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>>89027416
>inb4 they pull a Kojima and apply "Just Friends" to Marco and Jackie.
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>>89035204
How would that be a kojima?
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>>89035204
>pull a kojima
>your genes dont dictate your future, nukes are bad marco
>4 hours of making fun of the main demographic that watches
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>>89034669
>Where were you when Star Vs the Forces of Evil turned into haremshit
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>>89035227
>identifying with otacon
Fucking hell
>identifying with him and not feeling like a God for cucking his faggot arse traitor dad to death
Why are you even here? Just to suffer?
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and i thought the waifu war so over...
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>>89035562
Neon Genesis Evangelion fans have been fighting the waifu war for 20 years.
War, war never changes.
But the people do.
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>>89035628
Neon has a shit war. Both are better than average but more or less equal. Who cares? Class prez is better than both and so is what's her face- the pseudo mother.
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This is totally accurate, my dad work at nintendo
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>>89029111
And Starcrushed is a reference to his crush on Star. It's simple.
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>>89035765
This is glorious
Lets see if it becomes real
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>>89029073
>What if I told you that your opinions and thoughts about certain things may do a complete 180 by the end of the season?
Ludo is the good guy.

>What if I told you that there's a secret about Ludo that changes the game?
Something about his ancestry.

>What if I told you that certain characters thought to be dead, may be alive?
Toffee's soul is in the wand, like Bakura in Yugioh.

>What if I told you, the real antagonist has been right under your nose?
The wand, which is usually "under" Ludo's nose.

>What if I told you that we plan on going for at least 5 seasons, and we do have an end game in mind, but as it stands, it would piss a lot of people off until more of the story unfolds?
5 seasons might be a bit much but I can believe it.

>What if I told you that we plan on going for at least 5 seasons, and we do have an end game in mind, but as it stands, it would piss a lot of people off until more of the story unfolds?
Okay.

>What if I told you Starco does happen by the end of season 3, but Jackie's heart is completely shattered in the process, and Marco feels terrible about it?
See above.

>What if I told you that things with the blood moon and Starco being "predestined" are not what they seem and something big is happening that is going on unseen?
Star and Marco fight to the death maybe? This one I'm not sure of.
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>>89035765
should have censored the nips so the mods won't delete it
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>>89035670
>One is literally a clone of his mom
>Shinji is such a goddamn pathetic fag hes never going to get any and then the universe ended lmao
>He jerks off on braindead asuka, I guess that's endgame?
It was a shit anime with good mech vs kaiju fights
Both of them.
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>>89035765
>star ryouna atually happened
Man
>ryounafag never reported back after promising to talk to her
What a flake

>>89035826
>shit anime
>last few episodes
>that soundtrack
>the film
Suck my dick. It's at least a 6-7. Yeah it's not comedy kino like saba or true art like Lain but it's pretty good.
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>>89035822
S-Shes wearing spandex and its cold in the room
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>>89035765
This is gold anon
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>>89035849
you should make a sfw version so mods won't delete it
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>>89035844
Except the main character ruined BOTH of them. Next inevitable reboot should be in a universe where shinji was stillborn and whats his face, the jock doesn't get fucked out of having a mech. That was a massive fuck you to fans.
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>>89035891
Yeah, no im on a tablet.
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>>89035893
>I don't like Shinji. If I were in the robot I'd be a total badass
The cry and call of a total fucking idiot.
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>>89035916
i'll just erase them when I post it in the next thread
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>89027416
Will Bobon come back again?
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>>89035926
I never said anything about self insertion. Just bexause I liked a chatacter better and was pissed that he was about to get an eva and then got a big fuck you doesn't mean I at all relate to him.
If I was in Evangellion I would be a hobo and die first episode, crushed under Unit 01's foot, drunk off his ass on that impossable 100% alc. beer they have.
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>>89036063
Of course, he's the key to all of this. He's going to save the day for the finale.
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>>89035173
Imagine actually believing this
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>>89035765
Fucking amazing.
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>>89032884
>that anonymous mix tape will surely win Jacky's heart!
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>>89036189
someone have to make a SVTFOE edit of that Nedroid comic
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>>89029111
Nice trips but after thinking about it, my theory is that "just friends" refers to

Tom and Star

Marco and Tom will hang out and talk about their awesome friendship and bromance and friendships in general, which will lead Tom to understand that his and Star's romance is truly over, and that they don't work as lovers, but instead work much better as JUST FRIENDS
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>>89032928
and what's wrong with that? They can be comfy while practicing romantic stuff together, as friends.

It's not gay if it's for practice, doncha know.
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>>89036232
And then he and marco touch dick tips like FRIENDS
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>>89036033
and water is wet
their cuteness is undeniable
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>>89036220
I'd be chocked if it doesn't exist already
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>>89036251
UGH i am trying rwally hard to not save shipping images to my tablet but tomco makes it hard. In addition to making me hard.
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>>89033533
You know strangely my return is just coincidence. I have just been insanely busy since New Years :\

Felt bad because I promised Comic Storytimes. I'll get to it but I wanted to do it sooner.
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>>89036357
ikr, do you bought a fourth issue?
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>>89036403
Fuck yeah...the proof right there. I'm a busy and lazy fag
Guy at the LCS said I can pick #4 up Thursday.

Also this: >>89036408
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>>89036301
Just give in, dude. I never shipped a single gay pairing in my life before tomco, either. I even got smug about all them filthy fujos and their fucking yaoi lol.
And then I saw Friendenemies.
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>>89036453
>turd
Since when did it become acceptable for cartoon characters to say turd on a children's show? This is a new phenomena for me.
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>>89036263
It's just a prank ha ha, bros play pranks on each other all the time it's not gay
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>>89036772
That was the straightesy thing I've read all week.
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The Hard Way is gonna be about Star dipping down again
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>>89037090
>Star discovers her universe's equivalent of the speed force
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>>89037121
>The Dip Down Force
It has a ring to it, I'll admit.
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touching stars wings
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>>89037826
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>>89037845
no, he likes them
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>>89037090
>dips down
>fails
>sees marco in danger
>goes full winged mode
>Star realizes that she can no longer hold back her feelings for Marco and opts to confess to him
>this is just like Is Mystery where Buff Frog wants to warns Star about Ludo but never does it
>Star continues getting cucked until Just Friends where she is mega cucked
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>>89037845
No, they cute and soft
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>>89027416
>just friends
>starcrushed

Oh what a time to be alive
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>>89037876
>>Just Friends

this show loves to mess with us, i BET this title and episode have nothing to do with star and marco.
my guess, is another ponyhead episode and marco hating each other, ending woth marco saying
>>:ok we never going to be besties, but for the sake of star happiness we could be JUST FRIENDS
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>>89036885
Right? I bet they practice frenching too, as a prank. Which is totally straight because it's just preparation and practice for real dates so it doesn't count.
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>>89038042
I'm siding with >>89036232
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