Wake up and see this. What do?

bite the pillow

Spit in your hand and try to lube up your asshole as quickly as possible

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FINALLY AT LEAST HE ADMITS HIS TRUE NATURE.

BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING LET ME SET UP THE VIDEO CAMERA SO THE WORLD CAN SEE HOW TERRIBLE A MENACE THAT WEBCRAWLING WEASEL TRULY IS

>>89023600
Try to the bottle of lube under my bed before it is too late.

Tell him I'm not afraid because I know he has a tiny dick

>>89023600

run at him with my rhino horn

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spectacular spider-thread?

>>89023600
Be happy that Spectacular Spider-Man is back at least

>>89023600
Die of cancer I guess.

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Sup, bro?

>>89023600
Go ahead but you'll always be the faggot who gave up hotpants MJ.