how do I get into batman?

>>89014079
Through his bat-sphincter

>>89014079
>how do I get into batman?
Grab some batlube and then:
>>89014092

>>89014079
Get a condom then
>>89014280
then
>>89014092

>>89014079
You buy him a drink first.

Don't, read X-men instead.

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uhhm what now?

>>89014888
grab his dick now

read from a new story arc

>>89014079
>>89014079
Year One.

>>89014079
Depends on what you're after with Batman. Do you want the gritty grim avenger stuff? Starting off with reading Year One or watching the Nolan films wouldn't be bad.

Just a cowled avenger type, but not particularly "dark"? Batman: The Animated Series wouldn't be a bad shot, especially considering how heavily it influenced some of the later comics.

If you're just looking for something fun and entertaining, with no illusions about it being more serious than anything else, Batman: The Animated Series is still good, as is Batman: The Brave and the Bold, which takes itself less seriously but is even more loving, or even the Batman '66 show, which BatB borrows heavily from. Just realize that the later two shows are more comedies than anything else and you'll be fine.

Once you've gotten through the entry level shit and decided that, okay, this sad little rich boy might be your thing, then come back to /co/ and ask for recommendations based on what you saw and enjoyed. From there, we can point you towards specific runs that reflect what you like about Batman.

>>89014079
Year One
Long Halloween
Knightfall
No Mans Land
Court of Owls
Dark Knight Returns

Those are the basics for entry level stuff

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>>89014079

>>89014479
Not a batcondom?

>>89016708
I'll also throw in
Killing Joke
Arkham Asylum: Serious House
Mad Love
Man who Laughs
Son of the Demon

Also The man who falls, but this is relatively difficult to find.

>>89014888
Not enough labels. I don't understand what's happening.

>>89014079
"How" and "get" are two three letter words, which means that you're going to strike at 2 AM on 3rd street. "Into" means "in two," as in, in two places. Which two places? It's clear from the clue. Batman. Bat man. The place with bats (Gotham City Zoo) and the place with men (Gotham City Bank).

The last thing is "do I" which is "I do" backwards. What's the opposite of marriage? Divorce! Clearly, you are going to divorce the Gotham City Zoo and the Gotham City Bank by blowing up the two people who own them, who happen to be married!

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>>89019278
You are to obsessed with Gotham to solve that puzzle

Considering this is a board for cartoons, not /lit/, I'm going to reccomend Batman: Brave and Bold, The Batman, and Super Friends.

>>89019624
>/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

how does it feel to be such a stupid, inbred fuck that you can't even read the name of the board you're on

>>89019487
tfw to smart to riddle

>>89019716
COMICS like Garfield or Marmaduke, not fucking graphic novels. Are you retarded?

>>89019773
There's a difference between comic books and graphic novels.

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>>89014079
Be a nunder aged acrobat

>>89019818
He didn't ask how to get dick'd you idiot.

>>89014079
LMFAO
You walked right into that one!