HELP! Someone help me!
Tits or GTFO
BONER
He was in here last night, raving
He's got her! He's got her locked in the dungeon!
>>89010681
Who?
>>89010681
Sounds pretty hot. Are we talking some Fatal Pulse "mentally broken brood sow" or just sexy torture?
>>89010692
BELLE! We must go now! We havent' a moment to lose!
>>89010716
Wooooooow, slow down Maurice.
>>89010716
We must gather a party of adventurers in order to clean the dungeon and fuck the girl.
>>89010716
Wait Belle has someone locked in a dungeon?
>>89010735
A BEAST! A HORRIBLE MONSTROUS BEAST!!!
>>89010716
Who has Belle, you old codger?!
>>89010783
Okay so Belle is a horrible monstrous beast that has some girl locked in a dungeon! Got it!
Can't even go out to the tavern these days without some lunatic coming in and making a scene
Crazy old Maurice, hmmm
Well, what are we waiting for? Onwards, adventurers! The call is at hand!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDHr5IMFRUk
Maybe we should hear him out, you guys.
Maurice is a poo sniffer. Evidence on youtube.
>>89010716
>>89010783
>>89010628
I don't get it, Why wasn't Gaston more concerned? What if she WAS in trouble? He wanted to marry her anyways I'm surprised he didnt assemble a team right away
>>89011162
Dude, it's crazy old Maurice, no one believes him
>>89010681
She is completely useless now.
PHENOMENAL
Zut alors! Watch where you are going, you clumsee oaf!
Crazy old Maurice? Maurice old crazy?
I'LL GET THAT BONER
>>89010692
Boner.
Will he ever get that BONER?