Amethyst is just a fucking whore

>>89008772
My fucking dick
where can i find these shorts i really wanna se this shit

I wish I was a whore.

>>89008772
As opposed to a whore that doesn't fuck?

Reminder that Amethyst canonically fucked Greg shapeshifted as Rose.

You ever seen her dances? She's an obvious slut. Probably was sleeping around with random humans even when she still had the little kid appearance.

>>89008772
there's no slut shaming on this board

>>89008789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcRh6eF2-s

Do you think in the 4000 year she's been on Earth Pearl has ever taken a penis inside her just to see what it's like?

>>89008806
Reminder: this is only head canon.

>>89008821
this

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>>89008815
I hope they keep the shorts up. I love these little asides.

How can you have shorts for a show that already is short?

>>89008871
By making them shorter, duh.

>>89008820
incredibly unlikely

>>89008815
I want a daughter like Connie.

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>>89008871
Easily?

>>89008772
Steven is such an ugly pig-nose monkey looking fucker.

>>89008882
>implying she didnt have akward make up sex with greg

>>89008882
>Rose is sleeping with another human.
>What does she see in them?
>Perhaps I should try it myself to see.
>Yes, that's a perfect idea. If I also sleep with a human that will bring Rose and I closer together.

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>>89008929
>monkeys
Really makes you think.

>>89008963
Makes me think Steven got fucked by the ugly stick.

>>89008772
Why does it seem like Amethyst wants to fuck Pearl?

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>>89009001

I like Steven Universe

>>89009018
I wanna fuck that chick. Not even Steven's fat face could kill my hard on for her.

>>89008954
More like...
>Rose is sleeping with another human.
>What does she see in them?
>Eh, Rose does what she wants.

>>89008806
I want this to be real because it feeds into my drama boner.

>>89008853
Why does Garnet have such a group kink?

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>>89008772
other news, water is wet

>>89010332
"Why does the person comprised of multiple people like togetherness"

You people are probably the same fags who threw bitch fits about "twerking" in the new PPG

>>89010520
Context is everything.