Heathcliff discusses jeans with Smokey the Bear.

Because they were constricting him, blood couldn't flow, blood has oxygen in it which is related to fire?

Maybe this'd make more sense if he was weairing hot pants?

>>89006329
Whoever said Heathcliff was actually descending into dadaism was correct.

>Heathcliff is distracting Smokey while his pal the Garbage Ape burns garbage in the forest

>>89006411

So which of the girls is named Doghouse?

>>89006436
Heathcliff is in the doghouse since his girlfriend saw him with Hello Kitty.

>>89006329

I really like the Jeans Saga

>>89006329
inb4 that fag who says "his name is SMOKEY BEAR with no 'THE'"

>>89006411
Heath cliff banged Hello Kitty? I have a whole new respect for him.

>>89006547

Wow, Mike Myers really has lost it.

>>89007580
Chester Cheetah is gonna kill him

>>89006911
>non-licensed, non-descript Garfield

>>89006329
h-hot, now i need a calendar of cats wearing jeans doing sexy poses

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>>89007750
After all these years, I finally have a new favorite.

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>>89006363
>Maybe this'd make more sense if he was weairing hot pants?
>Maybe this'd make more sense
>make more sense
>make sense

>>89006911
How does Heathcliff have so many celebrity friends? He must be one cool cat.

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>>89006783
Sometimes I wonder if he's aware of these threads and does these strips intentionally.

>>89008210
No, these predate /co/'s obsession.

>>89006329
Someone post the least funny Heathcliff comic strip ever, i want to see just far Gallagher madness goes

>>89006596
>Saga
Wait, Heathcliff has sagas?

>>89008261
They're all funny in an esoteric, absurdist kind of way.

It's so bad it's good, and Gallagher is none the wiser.

>>89008288
Well then any in particular that stand out as being more nonsensical?

>>89006783
Man he sure is.

>>89008256
No, the Heathcliff threads started in 2013. The sabering one was from 2015 and the couch one was from 2014.

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>>89008261
Well this one isn't funny at all. It's good though.

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>>89008332
Has it really been that long? Christ.

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>>89008351
Gately created Heathcliff. His strips are a little corny, but generally humorous. It's when his nephew took over that things went off the rails.

I don't get it

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>>89008351
Sorry, didn't mean to quote you. Just spouting random opinions.

>>89008346
What's not to get here? It's not garbage night, so Heathcliffe wants to get in his helicopter and find another neighborhood where it is.

>>89006329
>smokey's feet
that's not how walking works

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>>89008363
>Has it really been that long? Christ.

It was. Remember this? It was from 2013.

>>89008134
Why would you just say the sentence "Heathcliff opens the milk" out loud in response to Heathcliff opening the milk
Why would you narrate your own life like that

>>89008405
Did someone save that thread? Did we have the automatic archive back then?

>>89006783
I'm starting to understand.

>>89008351
I don't get it

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>>89008461
Me neither, someone help

>>89008396
Imagine the smell of that deckhouse.

>>89008422
Probably. I will say this though, when I started looking at this comic years ago I don't think I would ever imagine that I'd be reading this day-to-day.

>>89008475
Why did i laugh?

>>89008419
They're saying that Heathcliff always opens the milk. No one else opens to milk. Heathcliff opens the milk.

>>89008678
Heathcliff opens the milk?

>>89007750
This could be a twilight zone episode.

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>>89008396
Holy shit what?

>>89009063
Long before he showed up on Harvey Birdman he used to have a hot air balloon and a monkey sidekick named So-So.

>>89009063
>That picture he's shredding
Would you?
I would.

>>89008475
I have wanted a shirt that says "I'm Bad News" since I first saw this.

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>>89008601
It's the first sign of madness. Eventually you will laugh at all of these, like a madman. You'll be laughing so hard that you'll get scared, and that will make you laugh even harder.

>>89009210
Everyone would. There's really not enough quality 34 of Hanna-Barbera girls.

>>89006329
Why does smokey have one anime eye?
And what's wrong with his feet?

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>>89006329

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>>89008310
Someone post the giraffe on the bench.

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>>89009063
>>89009210
how did he get a picture of Jane Jetson when shes in the far off future of 2002?

>>89008275
>he doesn't know
Sounds like you need to read more Heathcliff.

>>89008592
>when I started looking at this comic years ago I don't think I would ever imagine that I'd be reading this day-to-day
Me too. I've dropped every webcomic was following in that day, but still read Heathcliff day to day. What a world we live in.

>>89006449
You say he is in the doghouse then, not that he is a doghouse.

Why is Heathcliff so consistently bad?

>>89011062
Anon, usually when people say this they're just meme-ing, but I think you might actually be too dumb for Heathcliff.

There's nothing wrong about "Hello Doghouse." They're not saying hello to Heathcliff. It's a shortened version of the phrase "say hello to the doghouse." Both of which would be correct in this situation.

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>>89011062
The only consistent bad about Heathcliff is the consistent bad news.

>>89008392
Does the blue light-stick indicate that Beaver is the canonical victor ?

>>89011445
>implying good wins in the universe of Heatcliff the elder god of bad news and ill omens

>>89006911
Shit, what's the comic the cat in the 6th panel's from called? I remember it being really cute.

Okay I'm not a /co/ guy, sometimes I just get bored and check catalogs for various boards to see if anything catches my eye. I see these fucking Heathcliff threads all the time. Usually I just ignore them, but I've got to know. What is the fucking deal?

>>89011992
They're to comics what "Le Sacre du printemps" from 1914 was to dancing.

i mey gallagher uesterday

true story. he has a band, they did a show in jersey city on sunday.

he definitely doesnt know about this place but his humor is more intential than you realize. its supposed to be as corny and weird as it reads

>>89009273
Me too. Just because I want to explain it is a Heathcliff reference.

>>89011992
Heathcliff is post-absurdism comedy.

>>89011992
It's anti-humor. So unfunny that it goes full circle and becomes amusing. It's also just plain odd. There are sagas dedicated to bad news, steroids, dog breath, cat breath, bait, the garbage ape, skinny jeans, pest control and hotdog water.

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>>89011261
Is this real?

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>>89006783

This actually made laugh out loud

>>89008475
Revolver ocelot

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>>89008405
Back in the day, we ran them side-to-side with Marmaduke threads.

>>89007625
kek

>>89006911
fucking cat owners I swear. If your animal attacks other domesticated animals you should not let that animal roam unsupervised.

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>>89007655
here. now leave us in peace, furfag

>>89011894
Seriously, someone help me out.

>>89011894
>>89015257
Looks a bit like Krazy Kat

>>89012344
>It's anti-humor
I don't think that's quite right. Anti-humor is subversion of humor. So not funny that it comes back around and becomes funny. There's a joke in anti-humor, it's just a really bad one, so bad that you laugh.

But that's not what Heathcliff is. Heathcliff is the abyss of humor. Where there should be a joke, there is nothing but a gaping maw looking back at you, and in that moment you realise the truth: you are the joke.

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>>89015257
It's Mooch from Mutts.

>>89006368
>descending

>>89015517
Thank you!

>>89008079
the heathcliff vehicle arc was the best arc in 2016.

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>>89015575
That is true, it is probably more like an ascension.

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>>89006411
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>>89007750
>mfw these are actually kind of humorous and others are so bad and incomprehensible that they're actually kind of good in their sheer absurdity and anti-comedy I guess

Do I finally have Heathcliff Stockholm Syndrome?

>>89008461
The common people respond to "new version of popular character, but with superficial change" at random, liking or disliking it for basically no reason. Instead, he decides just stick with "basically the same as original character", which doesn't draw crowds but has a timeless quality instead of a needless gimmmick.