Tarzan and Jane

>>89002557
MUH DIVERSITY

It somehows manages to be worse than Kong.

>>89002557
A mulotto girl from Victorian England... Yeah fucking right.

>>89002557
is there porn yet?

>>89003159
> victorian england
> /co/ bitches about things they don't even read the summary of

>>89003159
She was originally American stupid

>>89003052
How? Does it also have cheesy environmentalist messages?

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can we still waifu her

>>89002557
>his pecs wrap over his shoulder

>>89003159
She's from Baltimore, you retard!

Can't you tell by her accent?

>>89003509

It has cheesy anti capitalist messages and the 3 models are far worse than Kong's.

>>89003556
Maybe he can unfold them like wings.

>>89003618
Its there some kinda King Gorilla or something that has amassed some wealth or a Hunter King.

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>>89003618

>Anti-capitalist

Are we talking "greedy loggers and miners are destroying the jungle" or WE MUST EXPEL THE RUBBER BARONS AND SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION?

>>89002557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zTK0DX1m5Y

its clearly poop

>>89003773

The first, with a dose of "they must never know of our super medicine because they'll abuse it!".

>>89002557
no thx, this is disgusting racemixing propaganda, much worse than disney's pussified version of the epic tarzan book

>>89003604
Sorry, I'm not a fucking netflix normie. I was going by actual Tarzan.

>>89003909
Hate it because it looks like dull as dishwater CG shit to pacify normie kids. Racemixing is a good thing for a veriety of reasons, one of which is that i like to laugh at butthurt racists.
Poor fucking baby.

>>89003778
He looks like that kid from High School Musical.

>>89004023
I feel sorry for you that you watch enough hsm to know that.

>>89002557

>see "Tarzan and Jane" on the list of January releases
>get excited because I think it's the old cartoon series
>go to watch it
>greeted with this CGI garbage
>preview has a witch doctor mixing fluids from jars labelled with animal faces together to give to baby tarzan

You couldn't pay me to watch this horseshit, man. Sorry.

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>>89003778

Giving Tarzan actual magical powers is really missing the entire point of the character.

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>>89003954

And in "actual" Tarzan as written by Edgar Rice Burroughs Jane was a nice girl from Baltimore! They didn't British her up until the movies.

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>>89003954
>acting like it's other people's fault that you complained about a show you haven't seen

>>89002557

>black Jane

please stop this nonsense. Why don't they make her Asian (east Asia) or fucking Hindu?

>>89003954
"actual Tarzan" Jane was american. The british thing mas movies only

>>89003909
I hope your future daughter brings a black guy to prom.

>>89003909
Wow buddy. /tv/ is two doors down.

>>89002557
>human raised by apes and ape raised by humans buddy comedy
Literally what could go wrong?

>>89006721
He came pretty damn close to fucking Teeka.

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>>89002557
>muh forced diversity
>brownwashing a white character

It's fucking shit.

>>89002557
is this fabio?

ew a NIGGER! a smelly, dumb NIGGER! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *holds nose because smells like POOP!* get rid of that bad gross NIGGER!!!

>>89008782
This, but unironically

At least they got the yell right enough, but the rest looks like garbage.

>>89003555
if you have to ask, the answer is no. True waifu love will cross any social or legal boundary.

>>89008782
The race swap isn't a problem compared to the rest of the things wrong with it.

>>89002557
>she's got spunk

I bet she does.

I found it funny that despite being called Tarzan & Jane, she's not even in the first episode. Tarzan having literal superpowers reminds me of Superman/Tarzan: Sons of the Jungle where Kal-El landed in the jungle and was raised by apes.

>>89002557
>reverse colonization
this is my fetish now