>Hewlett claims Noodle is not for sexual >Proceeds to draw this

>>88980016
would you admit to wanting to fuck your daughter?

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How could you say she's not for sexual and then advance time so that she grows into an adult? You don't even need to be a pedo anymore to sexual.

>>88980016
Name 3 sexual things about this image.

>>88980210
>armpit
>feet
>black eye
There.

>>88980210
name 3 things that aren't sexual

>>>>88980032
Do artists really do this?

Feel guilty being attracted to their own creations?

>>88980793
>breasts
>negative space
>not sweating

>>88980829
http://kotaku.com/stop-making-porn-with-my-characters-bioshock-creator-p-1442945516

yissir, yes they do

>>88980944
Levine didn't literally design and rig her, though. That's not quite the same

>>88980829
If someone gets boner, so do others. No exceptions.

>>88980944

>beg people not to objectify your daughterfu
>then reimagine her as a bombshell sex goddess in the dlc

ken knew what he was doing. he knew it would provoke more porn

>>88980851
>breasts
>not sexual

How? Because she barely has any?

>>88980851
You fucked that first one up bad.

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>>88981037
But he had already toned her down previously

>>88980107
Not only that but isn't she and Murdock now canon fucking?

>>88981096

i believe that happened when she was changed to be the players daughter. the story for infinite was written at the last minute

>>88980107
>one noodle wasn't enough
>create second cyborg noodle that's still underage

jesus

>>88981142
Nothing wrong with having a hot daughter

>>88980107
Noodle is 2 years older than me.

>>88980107
They advance time in real time though.

>>88981236
She's between 24 and 25, right?

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>>88981346
26

>>88980210
>Gratuitous panty shot, with legs angled to draw your eye to her crotch
>stockings with open toes since noboy but a foot fag would wear stockings like that
>the way she's staring at the viewer with her legs splayed

This sin't rocket science.

>>88982827
Pretty sure they're supposed to be shorts but yeah.
>>88982780
The fuck is up with that image?

>>88980016
Gorillaz fans are literal autist

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>>88982780

>>88980016
Are YOU for sexual, OP?

>>88980793
>hammer
>nails
>your face

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>>88981096
I knew there was that early version of Elizabeth with the big tits and black hair who appears as a gag in the final scene but I didn't know the brown-haired version got a bustline reduction.

Where there alternate realities where she drank more milk?

>>88981142

It certainly shows. That twist was fucking stupid.

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>>88987256
but hot.

>>88980032
Our president did.

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>>88980829

>>88987366
Hypothetically

>>88987256
I liked it. It was different, I wasn't expecting it, and it left me trying to figure out wtf happened for a few minutes afterward.

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>>88987412
>make me pretty
>long hair, earrings, and necklace
I liked her more before

>>88987412
>can i be pretty too
>draws long hair
shit taste

>>88987412
>Can I also be pretty?
Wow, who writes this sexist crap?

>>88981115
>she and Murdock
>canon fucking
[citation needed]

seriously where did you hear that? if anything she gangbangs the whole band now. including cyborg noodle.

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>>88983132
It's a stitch and the top half might be shopped already.

>>88981115
>>88987639
They practically raised her so I doubt she'd see any of them that way, they're all goofs.

>>88987483
>>88987526
A beloved /co/mrade from our golden age, just so you know

>>88987467
>>88987483
My brethren.

>>88987412
>draw me pretty
im mad

>>88980016
slutty feet

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Whatever about her Phase 3 appearances, she's nothing BUT sexual in all her latest Phase 4 pics.

Case on point; this video;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSqPj3gdBBw

>>88987423
Yes of course, like when someone brings up a threesome with a girlfriend and he was "just joking" when she gets pissed off

I wish Murdoc would get me pregnant.

>>88987917
Well more along the lines of saying he'd have a threesome in a hypothetical world in which she'd totally go for a threesome.

>>88987888
>finding monkey lips sexy

>>88988035
Fuck off, xeno.

>>88988035
worked for 2D

>>88987467
>>88987483
Maybe heterosexuality just isn't for you.

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>>88980016
>Her current eye shadow is just to make the scarring blend in

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>>88988953
That's a peek at the true-color version of these.

>>88980829
I try not to think of them like that.

>>88988953
Can someone really have a permanent black eye?

>>88987412
B-But i like tomboys.

She seems to be in a better mood than she was in Phase 3.

>>88989501
More like burns, so probably

>>88981142
Goddamn. I knew I shouldn't put off playing Infinite until I got a new pc.

>>88980944
i'm 100% sure this was just a ruse to get a ton of elizabeth SFM porn
and it worked

>>88981096

The left image is from later in the game after she cuts her hair and changes outfits.

>>88980016
So what kind of lore do you think we will get?

>>88987888

She looks like she's in her 40s. It's really weird.

>>88981115
Just because Zone makes a cartoon of it doesn't make it canon.

>>88983486
Agreed. Jesus fucking christ. Inlove the and hewl's art but they're so fucking obnoxious. Exhibit a: this thread.

>>88996400

Agreed.

Let's just let this thread die already!

>>88982780
WWOOOOO FUCK

>>88998176
You're the one that bumped it my man.

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>>88992753
She's got no wrinkles and shit.

More like she'll look 20ish in her 40s, since Jap women age really slowly until they're senior citizens, at which point they shrink and wither.

>>88998556

Okay, maybe not 40s, but older than whatever her age is supposed to be. (Mid-20s?)

At least mid-30s.

Maybe I just miss when she was cute rather than hot, I dunno.

>>88987708
Golden age must have been pretty rad.

>>88987526

>Sexist

Back to Tumblr you go!

>>88986780

Oh I see now the difference!
The original has like more boobs and stupids bangs.
I don't get why the breast reduction though.

>>88998531

(You)

>>88987948
Murdoc is a shithead. At least 2D is nice.

>>88983132
Hewlett released several intentionally cropped and distorted images as teasers.
Someone unwarped them and edited them together.

>>88980210
Open toe knee socks, open legs, and she's a hot petite asian female.
Plus her adult form in that Jaguar commercial was tops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSqPj3gdBBw

>Now tell me what's NOT hot about this image.

>>88980210
Couch
Rug
Floor lamp

>>89000720
2D has canonically gotten several women pregnant

Wish we could see the kids

>>89001127

Doesn't mean he isn't nice.

I love Jamie Hewlett's artwork no matter what the nigga draws

>>88987948
Anon, it's fairly simple biology: you can't get pregnant if you do not have a functional uterus and all the plastic surgery in the world cannot create a functional uterus

>>88988035

you do realize lots of people wanna fuck candy kong and shit

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>>89001127
>>89001186

>ywn have sex with 2D's daughter who is dumb as a brick but has a big heart.