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Sounds autistic
http://epicstream.com/news/Steven-Universe-Artists-Marriage-is-Officiated-by-MS-Paint-Adventure-Creator-Andrew-Hussie
>>88970014
>fat dykes and SU
Like ham and cheese.
>>88970014
>U.F.O hunter's
>>88970014
Wait didn't one of these people just turn 18? I heard gossip about Amber's 18-year-old girlfriend getting hired.
>>88970226
None of those people look anywhere near 18. Maybe mid-30s.
who's going to officiate the divorce?
>>88970372
Fat makes people look older
>>88970014
I see Jim Sterling is trying out the blue hair look.
>>88970226
>>88970372
That's Zuke's 18-year-old gf, Tang. Amber replaced Zuke as storyboarder, Tang replaced Amber as revisionist. Shelby and Tang are both revisionists now, but Zuke was betrayed and fired.
>>88970014
>fat weird looking lesbians
Why do these types of people go out of their way to look like shit?
>>88970483
Could you chart this out for me
>>88970014
Not going to last.
>>88970512
Feminism.
>>88970512
Because degenerates will always look like shit, no matter how hard they try
>>88970014
SU was created by a lesbian?
>>88970515
Tang, Amber, and Shelby all used to be Homestuck fanartists. Zuke wasn't. Hussie is their friend.
>>88970483
>>88970583
ok, someone needs to write up all of the Secret History of SU if this is all stupid like that
>>88970014
>Obese dyed meme hair, looks like she put way too much foundation on her face so everything from her ears and down is pale as fuck.
>Chubby with a bowl cut
>Officiator doesn't have a bible, or any religious material for that matter, he instead has a book about UFOs.
>Meanwhile the background can very easily be construed as a racist caricature of gangster black thugs that dress like african rebels.
Please tell me this was meant as a joke.
>>88970575
Rebecca Sugar is a degenerate bisexual, yes.
>>88970014
Cancer
>>88970014
I know the crewniverse and neither of them are part of the crewniverse.
>>88970916
>I know the crewniverse
You know L.A. numales and dykes? Wow!!
>>88970014
Holy shit. This is why the Democrats lost.
>>88970634
Officiators don't have to have any religious material to perform the ceremony
>>88970124
Not the only thing that is like ham.
>>88971171
I don't think that's the issue. The issue is that they picked an autistic UFO hunter's guide as a substitute.
>>88970583
>Hussie has been secretly running SU from the shadows, making it into his replacement for HS
That rascal!
>>88970014
>what lesbians really look like
>>88970014
Thy picture is why irony is fucking horrible
Why do you fucks even care?
>>88970014
I expected everything and yet I'm still cringed out.
>>88970372
I think Shelby is only 24.
God, to think I almost played matchmaker between her and another former friend of mine. I haven't talked to anyone in that circle for quite some time. But everyone felt pretty sore at Shelby when she kicked the rest of us away to go climb the HS ladder.
Also isn't this her second marriage? I'm near 100% sure she was married to another girl before.
>>88970634
Don't forget what looks like some quirky black wedding cake behind them.
>>88970014
>be lesbian
>prefer normal looking femmes
>progressive politics subculture made all lesbians like this or fake transmen
Life is suffering.
>>88970014
The blue one looks like she ate three other dykes on the way to the ceremony.
>>88971467
just fuck closet cases
>>88970014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xNLxtZR850
>>88970014
>That wall
It's like a Wes Anderson movie
>>88970014
Nobody in that picture looks like they have parents who are proud of them.
>>88971542
>>88971296
Simply because /pol/ likes to raid the board.
>>88971629
>le /pol/ boogeyman
First day on 4chan, faggot?
>>88971467
Great I'm not the only one.
I always thought there was seriously something wrong with me because I was attracted to blonde bimbos and not dudes with vaginas
>>88970483
why do you know this shit, get a fucking life
>>88971690
did you just go on 4chan and tell a person to get a life
>>88971602
Hussie looks more or less normal.
>>88971467
Member when perversions were a naughty secret that had that frisson of the forbidden? Member when sex was something you shared in private, something intimate?
Sex and intimacy have been turned into something no more relevant than taking a shit, and it's filth like you that "fought" for this. You can't suffer enough.
This is my least favorite article I've ever seen.
This happened a while ago, nothing to get worked up about
>>88971214
Obviously Hussie's attempt at a joke
He should have used the original defaced copy of Wizardology