Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice Leads The Razzie Nominations

In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and Stacy's mom has got it going on.

>Affleck, Irons and Margot Robbie nominated
>Gal Gadot isn't

I will choose to believe it was just because she was simply a cameo so she doesn't even count as supporting character

>>88963334
Gwen Stacy's mom?

>>88963312

>no Ghostbusters 2016

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>88963312
Who owns the Razzies?

>>88963433
Halle Berry definitely owns one

>>88963428
Its terrible enough not to be even dignified with an award

>>88963428
Women are smart and funny

Get over it

>>88963433
According to Wikipedia, a copywriter and publicist. A nobody, that is

>>88963428
Worst Screenplay, retard

>>88963518

Seriously? Thats all?

>>88963377
No, they just forgot she was in the movie.

>>88963377
>>88963543
She was one of the best parts of the movie; deal with it, evanposter.

>WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIPOFF OR SEQUEL
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Yeah, fuck you too.

>>88963518
>>88963537

>no Worst Remake
>no Worst Director
>no Worst Supporting Actor

Thats it. Razzies owned by Sony confirmed.

>>88963405
she dead too?

>>88963654
I dont know, but for some reason I imagined Capt Stacy's wife dressed like Spider Gwen and her daughter mortified

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>>88963578
Nice meme, pal
But even then Affleck, Irons and Margot were also praised by everyone

>>88963770

>Margot

They should let the public vote so I can flood the ballot with her.

>>88963717
I'd read a fucked up family comedy like that

>>88963801
I know jack shit about Gwens mom. Is she alive, dead, is there a picture of her?

>>88963469
No, at least tot the women in that movie

>>88963851
A quick search reveals she ded nigga

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Helen_Stacy_(Earth-616)

>>88963312
Definitely deservedly so.

>>88963984
How so?

Makes sense. I remember how everyone singled out how Affleck and Irons were by far the worst things about the movie

It's why no one wants him to make the batman movie

>the general movie-goer has shit taste

Stop the fucking presses

>>88964050

Really? I've heard people say Affleck's Bats was one of the high points.

>>88963312
Jews trying to bash on BvS yet again. They're afraid.

>>88964039
Not MCU.

>>88964105
>>88964050
boco you fucking idiot he was being sarcastic

>>88964201

Oh. Sorry. Sarcasm in text is hard.

>>88963770
Which makes the Razzies even more absurd.

>>88964150
No one remembers the MCU, anon. Otherwise CW would be in the list.

>>88964128
im a jew and I loved BvS

>>88964201
Anon, you fucking idiot, learn to filter tripfags.

>>88964211
>expecting us to believe your lies

>>88964232
but I am

>>88964207
It's okay, Boco. I love you.

>>88963518
>>88963537
It wasn't any good, but it wasn't the colossal trainwreck everyone seems to think it is.

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>>88963377
>Affleck and Irons
>the only 2 people who gave a preformance worth a damn
>no Eisenberg

>>88963377
You forgot Eisehberg.
He's really the only person that deserves it.
His Lex was legendarily bad.

I hope he actually attends and brings his jar of piss.

>>88964365
He's nominated for worst supporting.
But I agree, Affleck didn't deserve this.

>>88964405
The character and performance were terrible, but damn if he wasn't fantastic to watch. He hammed that shit up to eleven.

Almost like the flip side of Leto's Joker, who I really just wanted to get off the screen and hoped he wouldn't come back.

>>88964405
I only mentioned actors that were fine and people agreed that they were good, but were still nominated for this

In contrast to Gadot

>>88964437
It's a performance akin to Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL4w__Vqdjg
Entertainingly bad.
But while I think Irons knew he was in some crap and just rolled with it, I'm pretty sure Jesse actually thought he was doing well.

Which is kinda tragic.

>>88963312
It's already well known that Razzies don't get kino. Just look at Showgirls winning like four out of a dozen of its nominations, yet it's one of Verhoeven's arguably most satirical and best movies in his oeuvre.

>>88964532

If I recall, Snyder told him to completely ignore the source material and do whatever he felt like.

So Jesse probably just went through the whole thing with a sense of "Whatever, it don't matter".

>>88963312
>nominating Affleck
WHY

>>88963312
>Margot Robbie – The Legend of Tarzan

Fucking what? I might kinda understand hating Margot's Harley Quinn but her Jane?

>>88964309

Take your vagina and leave.

>>88964405
Eisenberg was great. He certainly wasn't playing Lex, but however he was playing was very entertaining

>>88964693
so he can drop out of Batman

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>>88963578
>She was one of the best parts of the movie

>>88963312
Good, and well deserved.

Hopefully now when Justice League bombs critically and financially, adding to the already embarrassing and shameful DCEU, WB will reboot the whole thing and this time do it right. Or at the the very least fire that fucking hack Snyder and his wife.

>>88965242
please update with a better rip

>>88963578
sure, shes pretty to look at. but do you also like staring at lumber in home depot?

>>88963537
>>88963428
Bhost busters is not a horrible movie, is bland and forgetable, you forget it while you're still watching it. So mediocreitdid not geteven a badmovie award.

>>88965257

Whoa, calm down there sport. Snyder is already pretty much gone, JL and WW will most likely be the last things he works on.

Can somebody explain to me why i should care?

>>88965378
Which is 4 films too many. He's already ruined the entire DCEU. He should've been gone after MoS.

>>88963428
Like all the other ill-conceived remakes of '80s movies that were already perfect, to merely scorn it would be too gracious--it deserves to be forgotten.

>>88965257
Meanwhile MCU will continue making the same fucking movie over and over and repackaging it and we'll keep eating it up.

>>88963312
Why is Ben Affleck so fucking ugly?

>>88965378
>bad movies will stop Snyder from getting projects

silly you

>>88965564
because this and Civil War sweeping the oscars PROVES that Marvel/Disney is the best and undisputed winner

seriously WB just give them the rights you're already going bankrupt by the end of the year since you've never had any kind of success let alone with your comic properties

>>88965711
He's talking about for the DCCU i am sure. He's already working on something not cape related after JL. It's funny to me though i have seen people on here defend a shit director like Bay on this site, but Snyder is a hack.

>>88965711

I meant DC stuff, silly.

Of course he'll still have a career. Just not cape related.

>>88965714
>because this and Civil War sweeping the oscars PROVES that Marvel/Disney is the best and undisputed winner

Civil war Swept the Oscars? First i've heard of it. Though if true it shows why i never really took the Oscars seriously anyway.

>>88965714
>seriously WB just give them the rights you're already going bankrupt by the end of the year

Also this is just delusional

>>88963312
>Fifty Shades of Black
>2016
Off-topic, but really?

name a movie with worse editing than asscreed

>>88965897
Suicide Squad :^)

>>88965836
they haven't had a successful movie in over 20 years

>>88963428
BvS was definitely more painful to sit through. But it should've been on Worst Remake too.

>>88964839
I seem to have misplaced it.

>>88965928
Yeah maybe you should look into how much Suicide Squad made last summer and then re read your post.

>Gods of Egypt
This movie was actually amazing.

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>>88965894
It was a Wayans bros parody movie

>>88965964
and it was STILL a bomb since it nowhere near covered the marketing costs

>>88966016
Ah, I got it all mixed up.

>>88965897
Not memeing SS is the worst edited movie I've ever seen

and pray tell what were the marketing costs?

Keep in mind WB, like most other major companies, Disney included, own almost all of their advertising agencies, more or less making it so money just gets moved from one account to another.

>>88966089

No one is talking about money here.

>>88966089
meant to reply to >>88966019

>>88966019
>and it was STILL a bomb since it nowhere near covered the marketing costs
You realize that this is a meme right? Literally no truth to it

so looking through this list, the Razzies are really just put forward by people who nothing about film right?

I mean really, Lala Land and Deadpool as the best of 2016? No mention of Nocturnal Animals, Hackshaw Ridge or any foreign films. At least they have Manchester by Sea.

But what was wrong with the screenplay for Gods of Egypt? If thats on there why not Civil War or Dr. Strange?

Esienberg, Leto and Depp all gave very good performances in spite of quality of said films and while irons sucked in Asscreed, he was great in BvS.

The director list is a joke. No need to add to that.

Why the fuck would Robbie be worst female actress but not Gadot or Johansen who were both much worse.

I remember the times everyone complained about Affleck batman for sure.

so yeah this is a joke right? I dont like to use the term but these people are fucking plebs.

Christ the razzies are more of an asspull than the oscars.

>>88966423
>why not Civil War or Dr. Strange
because those are good movies that are certified fresh

>>88966423

Yeah the razzies are stupid shooting fish in a barrel mural mastubation

>>88966423
>so yeah this is a joke right?
No. Wake the fuck up. Almost all sites have Squirrel Girl in the top 10 of 2016.

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>>88963312
>MFW

>>88966473
i see, what was good about them?

>>88963312
Because it was a shoddy movie with shoddy writing. Fuck the hipsters that defend it. Drill 'em in the ass.

>>88966767
literally everything

>>88965257
Please happen.

>>88966860
like? Cinematography? Score? Choreography? Aesthetic values?

>>88966423
>Why the fuck would Robbie be worst female actress but not Gadot or Johansen who were both much worse.

Especially when you factor in that she nailed the character she was playing. I mean she dropped accent a couple of times but compare this to Johannson who is playing a Russian spy character, yet never has an accent

>>88963377
>Irons nominated
why, he was by far one of the best parts of the film

>>88963312
This is like poking an infected wound with a stick.

>>88966903
Yes

>>88966903
what part of "everything" don't you get?

>>88966993
AKA having sex with your mum

>>88967049
it means virtually nothing

I suppose i can see people enjoying them if you're easily pleased

>>88967020
>>88967049
could you post examples of the good cinematography? Or links to the goods scores on youtube perhaps. I seem to have forgotten them.

>>88966903
Not meming at all, Doctor Strange had top notch aesthetic values across the board. The cinematography was great, the sets were great, the costumes were great and the computer graphics were great. I'm still in a bit of shock that we got such a comics-accurate Doctor Strange costume that they pulled off so well.

>>88967147
says the guy who likes BvS and Gods of Whiteness

>>88966903
>>88967187
Yeah, Civil War was just competent desu but Doctor Strange was honestly great

>>88967187
ill give you that, im being harsh on Strangeand they did a good job everywhere bar the script and villains of the film.

>>88967188
I never said i liked GoE, only that the plot was just as well done, if not better than the mcu films. Its still shit but there was far shitter that deserved to be in the category.

>>88966016
>Wayans bros.

No wonder no one's heard of it.

>>88967188
fucking /co/mblur is real

They just pick a list of the most popular movies/actors to make this? I cant believe this is the worst shit of last year. Jeremy Irons? give me a break. I guess if they made a legit one with b movies and VOD trash nobody would care.

Is Hillary’s America a legit docu or just rigth wing propaganda? It's on my list to watch.

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>>88964482
>I only mentioned actors that were fine
>Margot Robbie

>>88967603
Both, its very well made but is definitely propaganda. With some truths in it as well from what i remember. Either way its competently done, and s by no means worst of the year tier.

>>88967654
She's one of a small number of good actresses in hollywood right now

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>>88963312

No suerprise

>>88967603
yes

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>>88967688
>She's one of a small number of good actresses in hollywood right now
>SuicideAnon !EQnWZJqFIY

>>88967603
No one would give 2 shits if it was filled with low budget shit no one knows about or saw. So they just choose the worst of the big stuff.

>>88967697

How bad is 2017 going to be for dc?

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>>88964128

>>88966423
>>88966935
>Why the fuck would Robbie be worst female actress but not Gadot or Johansen who were both much worse.
Because she was much shittier? Not a hard concept. Gadot was barely in the movie itself.

>>88967721
well why do you disagree /a/fag?

>>88967812
but she wasn't, and regardless of that they listed Leto in a similar category who had even less screen time.

>>88963405
A song by Fountains of Wayne.

>>88963433
>>88963503

Don't tell him that. That's not what he wants to hear.

The Razzies are owned by the Bilderberg group in association with the reverse vampires, acting on behalf of the Clinton Foundation, in cahoots with the Mexican-Chinese Detente. Their stated aim is bringing down our Russian masters and our new President The Donald Trump, before Trump/Putin 2020 can be a thing and really make America great again, without that backslider Pence and his career-politician buddies in the swamp.

>>88968510

Okay but how are the Lizard People and the Freemasons involved?

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Oh look, yet again the Razzies are basing their nominations on popular opinion rather than any objective quality.

I mean, I don't bother to watch any of these movies and I'm sure a lot of them suck, but that's basically how these awards work.

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I don't think there's a need to break Affleck this much.

Let's just put aside how his latest movie looks like it has a strong chance of not doing so hot next week

>>88964639
>Showgirls
>one of Verhoeven's arguably most satirical
Probably, but Robocop though
>and best movies in his oeuvre.
Are you serious?

>>88965378
>Snyder is already pretty much gone
Yeah, that's what you people keep saying but, like, he's not.

He's still listed as Producer for Flash, Aquaman and Gotham City Sirens and directing JL2 (if it'll still happen anyway)

>>88963312
Like the Razzies mean anything.

There are way better takedowns of BvS.

Take a listen to We Hate Movies' batman vs Superman episode. It does it justice, unlike fake-ass

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>>88968990
>shilling podcasts

>>88964639
>Showgirls
>One of Verhoeven's best movies
I don't think there's a single person who would agree with you on this

>>88968739
>objective quality
>film

Popular opinion is the nearest thing there is to 'objective quality' in art. It still isn't, but when award shows hear people asking them to 'be more objective', that's what they follow.

If you liked one of the films you can just ignore them, as long as it's good/bad in your eyes, that's what matters to you

>>88969055
All of /tv/? They take contrarianism seriously

>>88969047
I am letting people know about a podcast, something they could find a lot of enjoyment out of. I will not keep quiet about entertaining podcasts when so many /co/mrades can enjoy them.

/co/ is a wasteland for podcasts. Most /co/mrades haven't even heard any podcasts. There's a loneliness in the air and I will feel no shame for trying to disrupt it. The age of No-Podcasts on /co/ needs to end

>>88964826
Not a lot of people hate her Harley Quinn. I thought it was garbage and she and Ayer didn't understand the character at all.

>>88966423
>No mention of Nocturnal Animals, Hackshaw Ridge
Nocturnal animals got mixed reviews and it's hard to get past the heavy religious subtext in Hackshaw Ridge, even read one critic from a (mildly) religious newspaper who found the movie hypocritical for its juxtaposition of hardcore violence and heavy religious message.

>>88965897
From this year? Suicide Squad and Max Steel.

>>88969184
> juxtaposition of hardcore violence and heavy religious message.
I wonder if this same critic jacked off over The Passion which Mel Gibson also directed

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>>88967764
>How bad is 2017 going to be for dc?

Very bad.

>The Razzies
>Worth anything in the age of the Internet
What's the point of hating what is already hated by most people? They should just die.

>>88968502
I know that I was kidding damn

>>88969365
This.

>>88969184
then it cements the fact that a majority of critics are hack who no nothing about film

>>88969365

Butthurt BvS fan detected

>>88969309
LBM and JL will do well good or bad.

WW will likely do OK all things considerd

>>88969408
judging from what he wrote i think it unlikely he's a BvS fan

>>88969474

WW is going to flop.

JL will make less than BvS

Both will be terrible.

>cruising
>friday the 13th
>mommie dearest
>Annie
>Rocky IV
>Cobra
>Cocktail
>Roadhouse
>The Bodyguard
>Newsies
>indecent proposal
>cliffhanger
>On Deadly Ground
>showgirls
>The Blair Witch Project
>3000 miles to graceland
>I know who killed me

how can anyone take these people seriously

>>88969365
Because that is how you stay relevant

>>88967812
>Because she was much shittier?
Except she wasn't. Even most people that hated the movie enjoyed her performance as Harley

>>88969474
Reposting this from another thread

The week before Wondy is Pirates 5 and that will assuredly have a strong second week, no question. I mean, it's freaking Pirates.

The week Wondy comes out is Captain Underpants which will assuredly eat up any major kids demographic, especially so if the movie turns out to be an actually good adaptation (In which case we may be looking at what happened with Secret Life of Pets beating BvS and SS)

This leaves its sole competition in The Mummy remake which I doubt will do that well so really that second weekend will decide everything for the movie

After that is Cars 3 and by that point we both know it's over. The audience is gone by that point, especially so by the following week of Transformers 5.

So it essentially has two weeks to dominate and pray to god it doesn't get swallowed by Pirates 5, that Cap. Underpants doesn't hurt it too much and that The Mummy is shit. It also has to bet on Alien Covenant not having legs as well. Personally I wouldn't bet on those odds

>>88969596
If Universal push the shared universe aspect of the Mummy, Wondy is dead by week 2. Thanks to the MCU, people gobble that shit up

>>88969596
i never said that i would do great, im expecting MoS numbers

>>88969546
All of those films suck

>>88969681
>MoS numbers

Won't come anywhere close to that. Expect less than Ant-man numbers.

>>88969681
>, im expecting MoS numbers
I think even that's expecting too much honestly

>>88969596
Why would Pirates have a strong second week hold? It's a fading franchise in the US and Depp is as cold as he's ever been.

>>88969596
>thinking anyone will give a shit about captain underpants
>>88969638
>thinking universal will even manage to start a cinematic universe after the flop that was Dracula untold

>>88969705
how did Ant Man do?

>>88969711
eh maybe, its certainly got less hype than SS had.

Kek, more hype for lego batman than wondy even

>>88969780
Lego Batman also comes out in a month, WW in 5 months. Give it time.

>>88969758
the last one made close to a billion i think

>>88969780
>how did Ant Man do?

520m ww

>>88969758
I'd be surprised if I ever met anyone who's a fan of Depp nowadays. The guy's fallen off so hard it's fascinating. Listen to podcasts.

>>88969803
oh fuck you're right.

Didnt think it was out so soon

>>88969803

The is more hype for Logan than ww.

>>88969638
The Dracula movie that was part of the shared universe didn't do spectacularly. Fatigue could be settling in for non established properties.

>>88969770
>thinking universal will even manage to start a cinematic universe after the flop that was Dracula untold
They realised starting it off from a B-tier movie was a terrible idea. Fixed that by slapping an A-lister into every one of their future movies

>>88969696
>The Bodyguars
>Blair Witch
>bad

Kys

>>88969758
>It's a fading franchise in the US
You should probably look up how Pirates 4 did

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>>88969770
>thinking anyone will give a shit about captain underpants
That's what I thought about Secret Life of Pets! Did anybody see what happened with Secret Life of Pets coming

And The Lego Movie

>>88969840
Logan is the fan favorite and has been carrying the franchise since the first movie, how is this surprising at all?

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>>88969309
>WW is beat out by Last Knight.
>Michael Bay somehow wins an Oscar, adding insult to injury.

>>88969638
>If Universal push the shared universe aspect of the Mummy,
Yeah, no.

I don't think anybody even knows that a Universal movie universe is a thing. Remember Dracula Untold was supposed to be the start of that and they pretty much pretend that doesn't exist anymore

>>88969840
>The is more hype for Logan than ww.
>Most popular character in his universe
>The final performance of Jackman/Logan and Stewart/Xavier
>Based on a story even regular people have generally heard of
>Had a hype trailer

No fucking shit.

>>88969896

Wolverine has had 2 poor past movies that did poor at the box-office, the x-men brand is in the shitter, still has more hype than the first solo female lead cbm in the modern era. That's bad, really bad.

>>88969861

The A-lister meme has to die, there is enough proof that that doesn't mean shit, starlords and mystiques last movie being the most recent one.
>>88969889
Not an argument

>>88969914
hopefully it does well enough to allow Brendan Fraiser to star as imhotep in the sequel

Logan may end up making more than WW and I don't see Logan passing 475ww.

>>88969973
Didn't you see the reactions for the trailer? Also most people know its gonna be his last film

Also the feminism bonus is no bonus at all, see ghostbusters.

>>88970110
not to argue it'll help much, but Wondy is still a long lasting feminist icon compared to the fembusters which will likely give it some boost

>>88969546
Depends on if that's Black Annie or White Annie

>>88970295
Black Annie

>>88970295
1982 annie

>>88969546
I Know Who Killed Me was legit one of the stupidest films I have ever seen

Cocktail was also trash

>>88970268

Wonder Woman is pop culture at best, which means people know her but that doesn't mean they care enough to want to see her movie.

>>88970331
>>88970378
This isn't helpful

>>88965650
He JUSTed himself with plastic Surgery.

>>88970454
White Annie was nominated for worst picture, Black Annie won worst prequel, remake or sequel and was nominated for worst supporting actress.

Black Annie 1, White Annie 0

>>88970268
>feminist icon
This literally means nothing when talking about anything that could possibly be connected to nerdy shit like comic books and Ghostbusters

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>>88970454

>>88970454
the original was, apparently in the same year they voted Orson Wells and Laurence Oliver as the worst actors, and highlighted the score to the fucking thing as the worst of the year.

Hacks arent anything new sadly.

>>88970513
this guy put it better than i did t.bh
>>88970447

>>88970592
Annie is pretty shite though

Black Annie just managed to be worse

>>88970523
That's nonsense. Old Annie is a classic with a fantastic screenplay

Black Annie I never saw, looks kind of bad. I read a review about it that made it sound trash

>>88969546
>how can anyone take these people seriously

There's your problem. It's a joke ceremony. You're not supposed to.
Fuck. /co/, stop being so goddamn humorless.

>>88969596
I really doubt many kids were going to see a WWI movie to begin with.

>>88970620
>Annie is pretty shite though
nah, aged badly perhaps in the waves of annoying kid films but its solid for what it is.

Perhaps Scarface would be a better example of a film nominated for a razzie for mundane reasons

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>>88970268
>>88970447

>>88965257
This. The well has already been poisoned.

>worst picture
>BvS
I thought at least it looked cute.

>>88965257
JL has 3 weeks of breathing before Episode 8. Doubt it will flop even if it's Squad tier. WW though, will be crushed by Captain underpants.

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>>88964209
>No one remembers the MCU

>>88971174
WW in a nutshell for sure

>>88971174
im considering story timing as much golden age ww as i can some point soon, is there any interest in that?

>>88971675
sure, why not

>>88971675
I'd love to read it, sure anon. Go for it.

>>88965714
Oscars are stupid though. The people voting don't even have to see the movies they're voting on.

>>88971400
>Doubt it will flop
If it doesn't make a billion+ then WB will consider it a flop and it has zero chance of doing that. Unless it's REALLY fucking good it won't even do BvS numbers.

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>mfw I liked the UE
>mfw I heard about all the stuff they removed for the theatrical version
Was there any reason WB gutted the film so much for theaters? Did they want more showings or think audiences couldn't deal with three hours?

>>88972170
It certainly felt like more than 3 hours in the theater

>>88971697
>>88971799
good enough for me i guess, dont know when ill do it yet but it wont be to long.

>>88966935
>Spy
>with a distinctive accent
Shitty spy.

>>88972258
>damage controlling muh MCU

Sure, kiddo

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>>88963377
>>Affleck, Irons and Margot Robbie nominated
>>Gal Gadot isn't

Gal Gadot worked on the worst movies of 2016 and was not nominated?
Very suspicious.

>>88972767
I love how the slapped a "and Gal Gadot" on Criminal thinking it'd actually bring in people

>>88972471
He's right though

>>88966473
>civil war
>good
It was ok but certainly not that good.

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>>88963578
>She was one of the best parts of the movie

>>88973476

It was great.

>>88963312
Man of Steel wasn't even nominated.

How low can DC go?

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>>88971174

>>88963312
b-but muh capekino...

>>88965897
X-men Apacolypse. Like was the editor high on crack?

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>>88965897
Suicide Squad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDclQowcE9I

>>88974727
>iconic

Guys... I'm worried about the DCfags... How will they recover???

>>88969973
>the x-men brand is in the shitter

It really isn't. The majority just thought the previous film was so-so. With Logan apparently being amazing.

>>88969055
Are you kidding me? Showgirls has become one of the greatest cult movies of all time. It's amazing and frigging hilarious to watch. Easily in Paul's top three films along with Robocop and Basic Instinct.

>>88963312
BvS is meh 6/10 flick and absolutely disgusting as adaptatin, but "picture"? Movie looks fucking great. C'mon, faggots. CW looks like fucking cheap tv series and it's isn't there.

>>88982011
>Movie looks fucking great
Too bad the rest was shit.

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It wasn't the best movie of the year, but the Razzies? Really?

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>>88968510
We're through the looking glass here people.

>>88982064
I agree, but why the hell nominated for the picture then? They just wanted to nominate BvS as much as possible. Fucking ghostbusters have only one.

>>88963312
Does not deserve it. There are worse movies released every year.

These awards are nothing but advertisements for themselves and shock-value and entertainment. People remember them not because thye bash abd movie, but unpopular movies, which are not necessarily bad.

It's just shitty cultural confirmation catered to the lowest kind of haters : the kind who hate it because others do.

>>88981877

This

>>88963312
and it deserves them all

>>88971429
he's right

>>88980028
>click on link
>see what the guy looks like
>close it instantly

>>88963312
>Fifty Shades of Black
They made a sequel to grey?

>>88986355
It's a shitty parody movie like "Vampire Sucks" or "Scary Movie."

>>88963799
Same here.
My friends won't shut up about how "good" she was in SS

>>88966935
>The stench of death? Hahahahaha
She was cringy as fuck

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>>88963377
>Affleck and Irons
>Nominating the only two people in the whole fucking movie who gave decent performances

>>88968575
They're occasional collaborators.

>>88967764
The LEGO Batman Movie will be it's saving grace.

>>88963334
Whats your problem?

>>88988361
they don't watch these they look at what the internet hated the most

everyone hated Affleck when he was announced
everyone hated Irons when he was announced because he was "too young"

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>>88963312
>razzie

literally /tv/-sitposting IRL.

>>88989593
>"too young"

Irons is old as fuck and visibly older than Caine

>>88982212
You don't know what picture means do you?

>>88989690
Caine is in his 80s

Irons is pushing 70

>>88969546
Go back and watch those the original friday the 13th and keep in mind it came out a year after the first alien end the same year as the shining.

>>88989756
most critics didn't like the first alien when it came out either

and The Shining ALSO got nominated for razzies

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Oh boy, the meltdowns are going to be epic.

>>88982011
>>88982212
This is the kind of person who likes Snyder's works.

>>88972170
2 hours of shit is better than 3 hours of shit anon.

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>>88991086

>>88990666
>>88991243
The day that the scores started dropping was probably one of the best moments in /co/ history

>"A SECOND FRESH REVIEW"

>>88991086
What did the guy say about BVS that totally blew his mind?

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>>88991243

>>88991086
I'm surprised everybody forgot about the Twitter lying so quickly

>>88963312
Worst Batman movie ever?

>>88986275
No, he isn't.

>>88981877
It's boring.

>>88969546
Of the movies I've seen on that list, apart from The blair witch project, they all range from mediocre to bad.

>>88969264
They probably thought it was bad but most people who aren't christian zealots or torture porn viewers did.