Is she the Beauty or the Beast?

why tho

>>88955736
>Stare too long into the Uncanny Valley, the Uncanny Valley stares back at you

>>88955736
Ugly as fuck. No doll can imitate real Emma. At least so far.

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>>88955736
good lord!

>>88955736

Dear god I saw the dolls at my store and they didn't look this bad

Thank god this is only a Disney store exclusive

>>88955736
Obedece a la morsa.

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>>88955736
Fuck...

If they were going to give it a semi-realistic face, they could have at least proportioned the head:body a lot better.

>>88955736
jesus christ, is this official?

I like Emma Watson, but I'm still not sure if she fits as Belle.

>>88955736
She looks like she has severe anorexia here, Jesus.

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>>88955736

She looks like the Aunt May Figure Ashen reviewed a few days ago.

>>88955736
She looks like Barack Obama

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>>88955736
really makes you think

>>88955736
She looks like an Auschwitz survivor.

>>88955736
Thanks princess Skelltal

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>>88955736

Don't forget, it was Booty that killed the beast

Looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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>>88955736
and this, my friends, is why the Disney CGI movies go for the doll-like aesthetic you love to bitch about so much, as opposed to realism

>>88956848
>>88956926
BOGDA BOGDA BOGDANOV

She looks like a bad CGI of Christopher Walken.

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>>88955736
Jesus christ, she looks like an anorexic model with a mullet

>>88956515
so walrus was really paul.

>>88957577
I had no idea the Bogdanoff brothers were known outside of France

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>>88955736
My my someone catch a priest

>>88955736
Make A Wish Foundation visits a little girl dying of leukemia, and dress her up in a pretty gown and wig so she can feel like a princess!

>>88956515
Why do people find that video to be creepy?
I couldn't take it seriously after learning spanish and realizing the song playing in it is the itsy bitsy spider.

>>88955736
I've never wanted a Disney Princess Doll until now.

>>88955736
Neither.
She's the Brow.

>>88958392
This actually happens. My mother is a fairy godmother at Disneyland and in a Fantasyland shop they give princess transformations to children. Every now and then they get a Make-A-Wish kid who chose Disneyland. She says it's heartbreaking. Last month a little girl whispered to her "Fairy godmother, can you please make me stay alive. I promise I'll be good." My mom had to hold back her tears.

>>88956878
Oh good. It's not just me

>>88955736
>>88956848
>>88956926
I must have dreamed a thousand dreams.

>>88955736
You know there are times when one shouldn't be accurate. This is one of them.

>>88955736
Who is the monster and who is the man
Sing the belles, belles, belles, belles
Belles, belles, belles, belles

Belles of live action remake

>>88958190
They're mostly known for their Ph.D. scandals

>>88955736
What makes this funny is that the doll looks just like the actress.

>>88958420
Might be because of the polio/Marfan syndrome transvestite staring with dead eyes at the camera as it bounces up and down with unnatural motions

>insulting a woman

he now that's not very feminist of you

#HeForShe

>>88956926
Right one is weird, but still a face that you could hold a conversation with just fine.

Left one is just plain fucked up.

>>88956848
Gary Busey?

>>88955736
This can't be real.....this is fan made or some shit.

Moot has finally become the little girl

>>88958525

How do you even answer a question like that? Seems cruel to even entertain the concept of magic around a kid that's dying.

>>88959018
Yeah, do you give the child false hope right up until death to keep them happy, or do you be honest? Depends on the age probably, but I hope I never have to make that kind of decision.

>>88955736
She looks like a cancer patient with a wig.

>>88959018
>>88959143

In situations like that my mother is told to smile and wish the child a magical day or some bullshit line like that. She says it the hardest part of working there. You just don't really know how to anticipate that.

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>>88955736
Yeah Emma has a bit of a man face so making dolls realistic to that isn't a good idea

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>>88959190

That's some bullshit man.

>>88955736
Santa Maria!

>>88956926
That is frightening...

>>88957533
I don't think anyone ever argued that the creepy cgi aesthetic should be replaced with a creepy over realistic aesthetic

>>88959190

>>88959591
some anon said exactly that yesterday
that Disney should make their CGI characters look like real people

here you see why it is a bad idea

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>>88958525
fuck man i know i would shatter right there. I have mad respect for any person with the strenght to do this kind of thing for a living.

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>>88955736
She looks like a transgender cancer patient

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>>88955887
But Emma Watson is a doll

>>88960073
I want to do bad things with this doll

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>>88958525
Fuck

>>88955736
She's the Nightmare

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>>88958525
shit.

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>>88958525
I used to play Gaston for a version of Beauty and the Beast. They got real actors to work with kids with "issues" and whatnot.

I'd be in character with Belle for the kids so they could throw cute little prop stuff at me. Sometimes I'd go up to Belle and "propose" to her as the kids would all tell Belle to say no. She'd stand there, play-thinking until she'd obviously reject me. Then the kids would call me a loser, make fun of me. It was great. Those kids needed to laugh real badly.

Tell your mother I have great respect for her, from one Disney character to another. She's incredible.

>>88958525
That place banks almost $400k a DAY.

>>88961395
Were you in characters or Equity?

>>88961662
Charity. I make money doing voice over. nothing big yet, just small parts. Mostly commericals.

>>88955736
Is that official or some cheap Chinese knockoff?

>>88958556
Underrated post

>>88958392
Then why is it modeled after Emma Watson?

>>88959003
15/10 best underrated post ever.

>>88961942

Its official

>>88955736
>reasons why body dysmorphia exist

>>88955736
>Cancer Princess

Seems like they didn't want to waste plastic going by the arms. I wonder what the legs look like.

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>>88956471

Fuck me, I work at a Disney Store. I'm going to have to see this shit everyday.

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>>88962580

Sorry to hear that anon

Anybody else see Obama?

>>88958190
So are they taken seriously in France or are they on shows as a kind of comic relief because of how they've made themselves look?

>>88962807
only the forehead but anything else makes me believe you'd have face blindness

>>88963248
It's been awhile since I've actually looked at face.

>>88957060
Hey that's pretty nice. But uh, what's it doing here? Not that I'm complaining.

>>88962807
I see Richard Dawkins.

>>88958525
This is why magic was a mistake. If it ain't real don't go telling impressionable kids that it is. The only magic that can save people is science, and it doesn't ha w nearly enough people working in the right field: genetic research and gene manipulation. We need an ethical version of eugenics that ensures no one alive so far will be killed off, but no future people will suffer from the same shit.

>>88963741
Dude....that's......really autistic

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>>88955736
Speaking of weird Disney Store products tell me what you think this whale looks like.

>>88958525
come on annon, I cameher for the horror, not for this feels

>>88955736
Took me a second to realize this was an actual licensed product and not a bootleg, holy shit

>>88955736
It's poopy at the least.

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>>88963854
i didn't know this place had its own merchandise

>>88963813
No, it's not. Needless ellipsis in sentences are autistic.

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>>88960138
A wooden doll, judging by her acting.

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>>88958525
>Girl is lying in hospital bed dying
>her last thoughts are that she must have been bad

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>>88958525
Fuck you anon, I didn't need these feels.

>>88955736
It looks exactly like her. Huge forehead, shovel chin, shapeless thin body, smug look on the ugly face. It is a perfect likeness.

>>88955736
Almost as bad as the Aunt May doll...

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>>88955736
So how long until someone hotglues it and posts a pic on /b/?

>>88956926
I wonder if they're smiling or if they just look that way.

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>>88955736
>hyper-realistic doll

how hard is it to just take a generic barbie doll template and code it for emma watson's features? less money to make a better looking product.

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>>88958525
>>88958525

>>88958525
And that lady's and gentlemen is why I don't work with sick kids.

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>>88955736
It's like the Elephant Man had an asschild with Keanu Reeves.

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>>88958525
Aw no.
>>88963741
>implying eugenics can stop the formation of new cancers

>>88955736
>that face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI

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>>88965312

>>88965739
>And you wanted to be my latex salesman...

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>>88958525
>I promise I'll be good
Fucking hell

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>>88955736

While the hair line is too high and the chin could have used a little "beautifying", I think the real issue is the paint job. Detailed eye decals and some soft airbrush tone and blush and have looked nicer, and cost about the same.

Face up artists may have fun with this doll. Good paint jobs can seemingly change the shape of the head.

>>88955736
Looks like Eddie Redmayne when he played that tranny faggot.

>>88955736
>Peter, do you think Dr. Octavius will like this dye job and the yellow bridal suit?

>>88955736
>John Malcovich is Belle!

>>88966660
Nope, still ugly.

>>88956515

C'mon man, I was eating.

>>88958525
Say to youre mom that she is doing the good fight

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>>88958525
>can you please make me stay alive. I promise I'll be good
>I promise I'll be good.

that is fucking depressing

>>88966981
this

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>>88958525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E

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>>88958525
Well this thread took a turn for the sad.

>>88955736
this looks like they took her head off of harry potter dolls and put it on the body of unsold barbie dolls. the dress looks like somebody wrapped it in police tape.

>>88955736
>tfw too smart to fall in love

>>88956926
>you vs the guys she told you not to worry about

>>88967844
It appears that you have mismemed. Heh... don't worry kid. I got your back. But only this time. Next time you're going to have to look out for yourself. 4chan is a dangerous place. Like a western. No laws and only the strong survive. Only the hardcore come here. "Master Memers" if you will but nope. I'm not one of them. I'm a "Prestige Memer". I can't tell you my name or where I'm from but you can bet you. Don't worry about paying me back. A (You) will be sufficient enough.