Batman butt-raped

Yes, issue #420 from October 1863, KISS spent ten panels buttfucking Batman while Superman made anus puns.

>>88953421
No it's not true

>>88953427

Why would the KISS do that?

>>88953454
Because they are KISS.

>>88953458

That doesn't make any sense. Why didn't Superman save Batman, then?

>>88953472
Because he had it cumming.

Batman: Fortunate Son. Sid Vicious, from Sex Pistols, kidnapped and raped Bruce Wayne before he was ever Batman.

The closest I remember is a that Legends of Dark Knight issue where Michael Gira forced Commissioner Gordon and Harvey Bullock to rape tied-up Batman at the gunpoint to get inspiration for "Cop"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKnUL4lfKps

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>>88953497
Let's read "Batman: It Ain't Me", shall we?

>>88953749

WHAT?

>>88953766
>>88953497
Wait, it's real? WHAT!

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>>88953784
The comic is real, but I don't know if the stuff about Sid Vicious is true. Haven't read this yet

>>88953784

It's real. The rape ins't graphic or anything, but yeah. Batman was totally raped by a famous musician.

>>88953766
Dude what?

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>>88953809

>>88953869

It can happen with the best of us. One time you're a punk rock show and next you know you're getting a douse of rape in some rockstar's sex dungeon.

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>>88953858
What what?. Don't you know the "It Ain't Me" meme?

>>88953870
>punk rocker
>his twin dies and he becomes first
Is he talking about Constantine from Mucous Membrane?

>>88953900
Which Robin? Jason?

I'm just waiting for the page where Batman loses his shit and scream at Robin that rock is the devil's music all because he's still traumatized.

>>88953893
Elvis Presley lore: he had a twin who died at birth.

>>88953921
Really? Both is that a lore and did he really have a twin?

>>88953906

Richard Grayson, age 12.

>>88953948
I see. I was guessing cause of the mid hair part.

>>88953953

Batman's face when PTSD. Hilarious.

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>>88953919
jesus christ, how horrifying

>>88953947
Yes.
>Presley was born on January 8, 1935, in Tupelo, Mississippi, to Gladys Love (née Smith; 1912 – 1958) and Vernon Elvis Presley (1916 – 1979),[10] in the two-room shotgun house built by Vernon's father in preparation for the child's birth. Jesse Garon Presley, his identical twin brother, was delivered stillborn 35 minutes before his own birth

>>88953976
Neat.
Elvis has some fun stuff to I like to learn about. Even visited Graceland Too once.

>>88953846
For a comic about the ghost of Elvis, it's not as fun as it should be.

>>88953421
The retcon where Talia drugged him so that he would give her a sun makes that event rape.

>>88954010

HAHAHA! Here it is!

>Gee whiz, Batman! What did punk ever do to you? Raped you?

>>88953998
>Didn't you ever listen to rock as a kid?
>Once...that zorro movie
Robin is probably confused and worried now.

>>88953967
Kind of cowl art I will never take seriously

So it was rock music like Elvis is immoral and leads to criminal behavior.
Then punk music like Sex Pistols is immoral and leads to criminal behavior.
Then it was metal like Manson.
Then it was rap music like NWA.
What is the current music people decry as immoral?

>>88954091
Heavy metal? Ghetto black people music?

>>88954091
Dubstep?

>>88954173
Dubstep's a fad, and it's not really lyrical enough to be deemed the devil's music.

>>88954091
Evangelicals are old and dying, these days progs have taken over, calling everything racist and misogynistic.

>>88954149
That's the old ones. The prime of that was Columbine in 1999 and Fuck the Police in 1988. That trend has passed.

Best I can think of now is pop music with the Kesha and Miley Cyrus stuff people claim is immoral and promotes deviant sexual behavior.

>>88954169
What's wrong with their faces?

>>88954181
Aren't there anymore rebellious teenagers doing things their parents hate?

>>88954186
That's definitely it, even if they had existed since pre-2000. Music's not as evil as it used to be for the older people since now everyone will blame other media for the younger one's actions.

>>88954211
Yes, Generation Z is being rebellious by being the most conservative generation since World War 2.

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>>88954283
Good god, did Falwell, Ed Meese, and Tipper Gore consult on this mess?

This comic is fucking terrible. How much longer am I going to be reading this?

>>88954211
See: /pol/

>>88954211
See hard drugs or 4chan, for us faggots.

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>>88954603
>mfw reading this whole thing

>>88954660
>>88954637
>>88954501

>It's more than 50 pages

>>88954660
>twist and shout mister crowe!
Amazing writing. They nailed Batman's character perfectly.

this is unreadable, no flow at all.

>>88954685
Is this a common storytime of pain? If not it deserves to be added to the ranks.

>>88954718
oh boy here we fucking go

>>88954706
>Insanity...
>...reverberates in every chord of this music you love...

Batman's gonna preach you a sermon you're never gonna forget.

This comic would be much better if it was about GG Allin.

>>88954734

HERE IT COMES!

>>88954758

Batman was raped for WEEKS? WEEKS?

>>88954758
Where's the rape?

>>88954812
You wanna actually see the rape?

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>>88953421
I think I should tell you what really happened...

>>88954828
Or at least implied rape. That just says he was with the guy for a few weeks.

>tfw you don't get raped by a musically gifted Joker

Feels Bat Man

>>88953919
>speedy FINE role model

What the fuck is this comic?

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>>88954758
So he was kidnapped? Because there's a lot that could be implied there.

Its not cañón, at no point in the batman continuity he had this suit

>>88954854
Jack Napier and the Joker? So 2 Jokers?

>>88954840
Yeah, but it was a guy who fixed on him like a PREDATOR and a BEAST!

Clearly Batman spent those weeks getting it in the ass.

>>88954640
>dressing your young male "ward" in those bottoms

Does Robin tuck it back like a good girl?

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>>88954687
Batman used to have a sense of humour.

>>88954854
>there's an actual Jack Napier
>he's telling this story in front of everyone, which means he mentioned his "wealth" and "education" for them
I know there's tons of questions this comic brings up, but these really bug me

>>88954835
If Shaggy is there where's Scooby Doo, where are you Scooby Doo?

>>88954930
Gotta love classic superhero quipping.

Isn't Gerard Jones that guy that just got arrested?

>this terrible comic is over 70 pages
Dear god.

>>88955043
>"punks and rockers planted CP, I swear"

>>88953421

Your girlfriend is an asshole and a liar. Dump her, OP.

>>88953998
Rock music killed Bruce Wayne's parents.

>>88954509
This is fucking unbelievable

>>88955200
kek

>>88954487

LMAO this page

>>88955200
fuck me this story just jumped the retard shark

>>88954169

Why does the art fucking suck? I can't take Robin and his horse teeth seriously. And Batman acting like a whiny bitch is just too irritating.

>>88955248
This is the most incredibly retarded contrived asspull I've ever seen.

>>88955248

Wait... wait, hold up.... what the fuck is Batman talking about? Was he the guy's lover or something?

The fuck is going on.

>>88955276

>I know that.
>Do you think i'm insane?

Honestly, Batman? Yeah.

>>88954169
>>88954209
So that's where Trump learned to make that ass-face

>>88954951
Scoob was never real, just a twisted hallucination.

>>88955338
...and there it is

This comic reads like a fucking fever dream.

>>88955338
>>88955356

This can't be real...

>>88955120
You posted that in the very middle of a storytime of the comic she was talking about. How embarrassing.

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>>88955043 would explain >>88954894

>>88953766
>>88953809
>gerard jones

>>88955200
I can't stop laughing.

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THE
END

>>88954787

Jesus Christ, did all the villains know about Batman's crusade against music or did they just feel like saying who their favorite band was?

>>88955300
>electric bass
>not plugged in

>>88955442

Robin's a fucking little shit.

>>88954010
Batman is literally triggered.

>>88955433
Yup this was written by the pedo

>>88955467

You would be too if Sid Vicious raped your ass for weeks in his sex dungeon.

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>>88955442
>90 pages

>>88955405
Jojo reference

>>88954869
thats weird cause the Riddler's in that cell

>Series called Batman: Fortunate Son
>Isn't called Batman: It Ain't Me

>>88955477
It was also conceived and the last book edited by Archie Goodwin, who was posthumously revealed as a notorious sexual harasser.

This was an experience alright

>>88955442
That sure was something.

Was this book really all about rock leading to degeneracy and Elvis' manager being his evil dead twin that died at childbirth?

>>88955536
And Batman was raped by a punk rock singer.

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>>88955319
>It's Colonel Sanders and his evil gang of Elvis impersonators!

>>88955547

What i want to understand is how the author managed to connect Elvis' dickish manager, Colonel Tom Parker, with Elvis' dead twin, which is something hella obscure.

>>88954509
lol dat actual drawing of the pigs running from a gun

>>88955547
this was anything but a rape.
This was the story about batman becoming obsessed with a rocker and ends up hitting one of his groupies.

And because nothing is never Batman's fault he blames the rock guy and his devil music who for making him do it.

>>88955578
He is probably an Elvis fanboy.

>>88955684

The rocker took Bruce by his wrist and kept him confined to his house for weeks. Bruce talked as if he had been in a haze the whole time he was there.

Then, to make things clearer, Bruce talked about the dead groupie saying she was victim of the same kind of obsession.

Batman was raped, anon.

Looks like Batman had a gay affair with not-Sid Vicious and now he hate rock.

>>88955706

Yeah, the talk about the guy's beast waking his own inner beast was hella gay. It seemed that Batman was into the whole thing for a bit.

>>88954869

No, anon. Three.

>>88955482
...goddamn it, you're right.

And my traveling companion is 12-years old
He is my first Robin
I've reason to believe we both won't be received in Graceland

>>88955513
Sauce?

>>88955902
>12yo boy
>give him underwear as a "costume"

How the hell did Batman get away with it?

>>88955972
I swore this was something I saw, but I'm unable to find the article(s) where it was mentioned so maybe it was just a fever dream?

>>88956201
it was a different time

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>>88956331
>it was a different time
sure it was

>>88953454
It was a crazy, crazy night.

Well I guess you need to accept defeat to your girlfriend OP...

Skip vs "Sid Vicious", who wins?

So, Batman was kidnapped by an evil predatory punk rocker who let out his inner 'beast' on his ass?

>>88957122

Don't forget that the evil predatory punk rocker's inner beast awoke Batman's own inner beast, which scared Batman.

Seriously, it wasn't rape. The comic pretty much implies that Batman had an affair with Sid Vicious when younger, but was scared of his own homosexuality.

>>88954758
>>88955248

OH, GOD! OH, GOD! This explains so much about his relationship with the Joker and Harley Quinn!

>>88955300
This bitch completely GOT AWAY WITH IT didn't she?

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>>88957174
>>88957240
Neat interpretation

>>88957564
She is being arrested in the page you replied to.

>>88957907
She didn't care abut that. She wanted him to 'die young' & she cajoled him into doing it.

>>88954091
All of that is a straight line from whatever music was most recently invented by black people.Ergo to find the answer you need to find out what the latest type of music that black people has invented is. You'll then find out what's going to happen as soon as the record companies remove their icy grip of from Rap and either let it doe or finally manage to murder it via managing to make mumble rap worse.

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>>88953766
>Gerard Jones is a confirmed pedophile
>Wrote a story about Batman getting butt raped

It's like poetry... it rhymes.

>>88954091
Please be vaporwave, please be vaporwave

>>88954758
The interesting thing about this happening actually has precedent in the music industry.
I know famous musician slept with a minor and upon realizing that he'd be in (legal) trouble once she gets back to her parents and actually kept her locked up in their mansion for 5+ years so that she'd be an adult by the time she was next seen in public. By then the stockholm syndrome had long set in and she viewed the entire thing as romantic. I think the dude even married her.

>>88955165
Every time he hears a Pearl Jam song, it's a flashback to his dead mother.

>>88954758
weeks.
weeks.

well. the great detective and escape artist, I think, had an interest in what was going on to stay that long.
sorry guys, I can't call this one rape. some sort of permission had to be implied.

>>88959233
Who was the musician?

>>88959573

The madness drove him in, the musician's beast awoke his own inner beast. Really, Batman was helpless.

Funny story. I have a cousin that swears Batman raped Robin on panel in an old comic. Says one of our uncles told him and to this day he believes it. He thinks that is the canon reason Dick leaves to become Nightwing. No matter how much I evidence I give he still believes it. It has been like 8 years since the day he first told me

>>88954257
Recent generations are not conservative at all. Being conservative goes past "I hate niggers"

>>88959573

Well, it was "before [he] became the Batman".

>>88959573
Well this was before Bruce became Batman, when he hadn't learned to control his homosexual urges.

>>88958955
>black people invented metal
>WE WUZ OZZY OSBORNE N SHIEEEEET

Go back.

>>88954758

That just seems to imply that the punk music had wormed its way into his head. You know, the whole "moral degeneracy" and "brainwashing" thing people accuse music of.

You guys got me all hyped up for nothing.

>>88959233
That's...kinda smart I guess?

>>88959977

Come on, man. He took Bruce against his will, kept him somewhere for weeks and then you've the whole thing whee Bruce feel guilt because he watched the same happen with a groupie. A female groupie. A FEMALE GROUPIE THAT LOVE THE MUSICIAN.

They buttfucked.

See, this is why proper and educated young man shouldn't go to rock concerts. You never know how your education and self control will speak to the primal and predatory instincts of a drug-addicted rockstar.

One moment you're enjoying some music before heading back to Yale and the next you're being buttfucked in some weird 5 star hotel room.

>>88959977
It's a Russian tuant

>>88959732
The link name is misleading. It was actually Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin. It seems he didn't marry her but she most certainly got stockholm syndrome since she still to this day thinks a random bouncer shoving her in a limo and saying go along with this or you die is romantic.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/17/david-bowie-and-rock-n-roll-s-statutory-rape-problem.html

>>88959840
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790614/They-don-t-like-drugs-gay-marriage-HATE-tattoos-Generation-Z-conservative-WW2.html
As mentioned in the thread, look at /b/ and /pol/

>>88961035
This is bullshit, 14 and 15 years old are slutty, already sucking dicks and only cares about Facebook and all that stuff.

We'll see how it goes, but it will be a continuation of what the millenials are

>>88953454
KISS stands for KISS In Superhero Sexhole.

>>88959954
I apologize for being so silly as to question the nordic integrity of your 100% Aryan blues rock derivative.

>>88962498
Protests against metal and shock rockers had nothing to do with race and everything about Satan.

>>88956323
>>88955513
Stop making up shit, then.

>>88953846
>Batman Fortunate Son: 1999
>True Romance: 1993
Hurm.

>>88959812
That uncle probably showed him some fan art porn as evidence. Or the uncle raped your cousin and he's trying to reach out to you with this story, but you didn't get the metaphor.

>>88953766
I AIN'T NO LIVING MAN'S SON, SON.

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>>88955200
Wew that's dumb.

>>88955413
After reading this, I'm glad he's in prison.

>>88953973
Batman with movie-style eye-holes in drawn media feels so wrong to me.

>>88965253
it looks wrong to me in the movies too.

>Lord Death Man will never summon the ghost of Sid Vicious to possess Catman and seduce Batman

>>88954091
People are onto video games and Facebook now.

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>>88954787

>>88966339
Harvey listening to ABBA is a sweet image