>b-b-but sir I want to write about Batman

nah

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>>88949133

Let me tell you something about Batman, Smallville.

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>>88949133
Klark you filthy bitch ass nigger pice of shit! This isn't 1938 you cancerball shitlord dick sucker! No one cares about some retarded dressed like a Batman jumping from buildings

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WRITE SPORTS FAGGOT NERD

OR I WILL FIRE YOU AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

You know how in Marvel comics, Spider-Man takes pictures of himself for a newspaper? What if Clark is doing basically the same thing, reporting on himself, aka BATMAN???

>>88949766
Hmm. He has the right build for it... And he IS constantly disappearing to Gotham...

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>>88949766
I could believe it.
He does have the serial-killer vibe of someone who's killed a man with his bare hands.

>>88949872
Literally Jeffery Dahmer. I wouldn't be surprised if he kept dismembered victims frozen in his fridge.

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>>88949872

he has a very Patrick Bateman vibe

>>88949282

... o - key.

>>88949133
Cuck.

>>88949133
Clark is DC Comics and the we, the readers, are Perry Black

>>88949931
Can Bateman be Batman?

Bateman Batman

>>88949282
Oh snap!

>>88949766
Whoa-whoa-whoa! How is a reporter going to afford all those wonderful toys? His parents are just farmers too. Batman would have to be someone of means, someone with great wealth and no day job.
Someone like... Oliver Queen.

>>88952914
>Oliver Queen

Ollie is poor in this universe, which is why he won't even exist other than as a cameo and will probably get shot for begin a hippie, just like Jimmy was executed as a spy.

>>88952932
This is indeed a disturbing universe.

>>88949282
>his parent's basement

>>88949282
Really makes you think...

What I don't get is why Clark as assigned the sports beat when the planet has a dedicated sports writer already, and we saw him in Man of Steel.

And that's not even considering the fact that what he wanted to do with Batman wasn't just covering a story, it was writing a damn editorial. So naturally he's gonna be told to fuck off with that.

>>88953747
>we saw him in Man of Steel
Maybe he died during Zod fight.

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>>88953747
Clark never went to college or studied how being a reporter on this universe.

He has no idea on what he is doing there.

He probably broke the neck of the guy that did sports there, to take his place.

>>88953747

He was a stringer and was taking any assignments given.

>>88953791
He didn't. Steve and Perry pull the girl out of the rubble.

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>>88949133
I told you to write an editorial about why Batman must rape the Joker and you're gonna do it! I'd do it myself but James Gordon's revolutionary idea inspired me too, I'm busy writing an editorial about why Superman must rape Lex Luthor.

>>88949766
>>88952914
No, of course not. It would take someone who had a motive. Clearly, Lex Luthor is backing the bat in order to stifle competition in Gotham.

>>88953796
I'll break your neck if you keep saying bad things about Clark! :^(