Who on the writing staff is pushing this worthless character and why?
It's been like 20 episodes since his last appearance
>>88924312
He and Sadie were characters that Rebecca Sugar came up with back in college
or if you want to pass the buck onto the boarders (like people do with zuke and peridot), I'd say Raven Molisee
>>88926341
>tfw Zuke is the most athletically pleasing boarder
>tfw she ruined the most unique character into a memelord
It hurts. Sadie and Lars don't belong on this show, they're decent I guess though. The question is, does Lars get bad episodes or are episodes bad because of Lars?
DESU their episodes are the most enjoyable of the most gem shows. But lars sometimes hits close to home because i act like him aloteven the chubby love
>love
That's a funny way to describe your feelings toward your kidnapper/rapist.
>>88926383
well they say that the average quality of Raven and Paul (who have done nearly every lars and sadie episode) episodes goes up if you discount the lars and sadie focused episodes
>>88926383
Lars get bad episodes sometimes, like when Steven awoke on his body being Steven and then he yell at him for being a creep.
I mean Lars is a douche sometimes but no one likes the idea of having his body used.
Other episodes are just Lars being selfish/making appeareances and the cool kids donĀ“t like him for being a try hard.
WHERE ARE HIS FUCKING EARS.
>>88926430
She just wanted to destress him from his jobjust like that guy from the we bare bears episode
>diamonds sends gems to Earth to gather more humans for the zoo
>Lars gets abducted and placed into zoo
He well would he fare in this situation?
>>88926542
>FREE BITCHS EVERYNIGHT
Hed destroy their way of life
>>88926542
>>88926625
Greg has already sewn that seed.
Lars would simply be reaping the fruit of Greg'sloom
>>88926383
>Episodes that Focus on Lars and/or Sadie
Lars and the Cool Kids (Lamar and Matt)
Joking Victim (Raven and Paul)
Island Adventure (Raven and Paul)
Horror Club (Raven and Paul)
Sadie's Song (Raven and Paul)
The New Lars (Raven and Paul)
>Notable secondary appearances from Lars and Sadie
Pilot (Rebecca)
Gem Glow (Joe and Jeff)
Cat Fingers (Hilary Rebecca, Kat, and Ian JQ)
Bubble Buddies (Kat and Aleth)
Tiger Millionaire (Raven and Paul)
So Many Birthdays (Raven and Paul)
Rose's Room (Joe and Jeff)
Coach Steven (Raven and Paul)
Mirror Gem (Raven and Paul)
Lion 3 (Joe and Jeff with Rebecca)
Watermelon Steven (Lamar and Hellen)
Alone Together (Hilary and Katie with Rebecca)
Future Vision (Lamar and Hellen)
Shirt Club (Lamar and Hellen)
Political Power (Hilary and Katie)
Steven Floats (Paul)
Future Boy Zoltron (Raven and Paul)
>>88926383
I really hate Zuke's Pearl. Those tufts of hair were unnecessary, I'd rather even deal with something like this than her big headed, balding Pearl.
Her Amethyst was good though, and the rest of her depictions of the characters were alright.
>>88926845
Oh god it looks so wrong. why
>>88928115
Space time was breaking down I guess
>>88924312
Are you really complaining about the ONLY non-homosexual character?
They should just rename this board to /Tumblr/ already.
>>88926845
>Character's are only as important as their artstyle
>Everyone else is wrong
This is exactly why "animation" is complete garbage these days.
>>88928178
>the ONLY non-homosexual character
Let's see.
The protagonist. His girlfriend. Her parents. The protagonist's father. Sadie. Sadie's mother. Vidalia. Mr.Fryman. Ronaldo and his girlfriend. Mr.Pizza. His mother. Mayor Dewey. And if we take relationships between gems of different types as the equivalent of heterosexuality, Pearl, Ruby and Sapphire.
In fact the only openly gay relationship that might be inferred is between mr.Smiley and Quentin Frowny.
>>88928468
Which protagonist? What GF? What Parents? His father loved a genderless alien. None of those other characters have had any sort of focus or development beyond "That one guy who did that thing" so discussing any sort of extra "story" is worthless.
You should probably wait until you are 18 at least to post on a website like this.
I skip every single lars and/or sadie episode and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>88926845
It perfectly fitted the dialog they had, with Pearl having zero understanding for humans short life spans.
>>88928508
I think you're being intentionally dense for the sake of being outraged over ultimately unimportant things.
And I bet the ironic thing is you hate tumblr and SJWs for doing the same thing.
>>88924312
PERHAPS THE SAME CAN BE SAID OF ALL CHARACTERSU is shit
>>88928578
Did you answer any of my questions? NOPE, which is funny considering you could've using any number of modern day tropes and Hero archetypes. I guess you really are a total dipshit with no creativity, or story to tell.
>>88928605
>ACTUALLY claiming George Washingtons favorite color was orange
Just go away please.
>>88928618
You have broken the infinity barrier of retardation, congratulations.
>>88928646
>radishes
>on pizza
Holy fuck where were you born?
>>88928651
>apes
>evolved to humans
LOL HOW DO I EAT BANAnA?
>>88928667
Listen man, if you like turtleneck sweaters that much that's your opinion and I respect that. But stay away from my uncle.
>>88928674
I'm glad you agree with me and how SU is worthless garbage made for teenage children to spend their parent's money on.
But hey, at least I can masturbate to all of the androgynous women they have on the show, right?
>>88928699
I prefer caffeinated coffee.
>>88928718
I prefer Gangbang Pornography starring underage boys
>>88928730
Starfish don't have spines their invertebrates you clod.
>>88928736
But they can't stop my penis, none the less.
>>88928508
The protagonist, Steven Universe, who is male and loves a female, and her parents, who are a heterosexual, breeding pair.
You can call Rose Quartz genderless if you want, but having a baby with a human male gains you at the very least honorary female status.
If you want to take issue with that, you should take into account I am autistic, and I still think you're acting like a giant sperglord.
Also: I wish I was still 18. When I turned18, Bill Clinton was still getting used to the smell of the Oval Office.
>>88928736
>>88928741
You're weird. You're both weird. Weirdos!
>>88928838
>They have genders because I say so
This is an alien race, you insensitive monster. "Females" do NOT exist on their planet. When will the Patriarchy stop ruining our sacred cartoon spaces?
>>88926383
His episodes are pretty decent, but he is just ridiculously stupid and hateable. Everything he does is reprehensible and completely, utterly pointless.
He could have a gf whos throwing herself at him, enjoy his family of loving parents,hang out with the cool kids and have the son of an alien warlord with cool powers as his BFF but he CONSCIOUSLY decided to be an intolerable edgelord and be hated by fucking everyone.
Its insane how fucking retarded he is and he never learns a single thing.
>>88928861
Then the question is 'why'? Why is Laramy such a douche? He obviously hates Beach City.
>Laramy wasn't always an only child
>He used to have an older sibling
>But they were killed by a monster
>He never worked out yet that the monster was a Gem
>>88928857
Firstly, Rose's planet was Earth, and it has many females.
Secondly, if we go by the - canon - assumption that their race has no genders and only 'codes' female, then she most assuredly BECAME female by giving birth. 'Giving birth' is almost* the defining quality of female.
If Rose Quartz wasn't female before, I re-iterate she gained honorary female status by becoming a mother.
* Unless you're a sea horse, or any of the majority of species that are not viviparous.
>>88928907
>Rose's planet was Earth
How wrong can one retard be? Have you ever watched this show?
>>88928915
...Can you explain in what way Earth was not Rose's planet, friend?
>>88928946
Was Rose born on EArth? NOPE, Checkmate you fucking idiot.
>>88928961
But she was made on earth.
>>88928966
So you admit you are wrong?
>>88928961
Rose WAS born on Earth, friend. Just like Amethyst and Jasper.
>>88929011
Once again, do you have a SINGLE fact to back that up?
>>88929040
Well, Bismuth stated it outright in her eponymous episode.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4n8rus
13:57.
>>88929067
>It was mentioned ONCE in a throwaway episode and never mentioned again!
>That means everything is explained and nobody has to ever ask anymore questions about how nonsensical and stupid that 2 second "explanation" is
You people are complete dipshits. There is a special place in hell for all of you.
>>88929091
>Demands facts in no uncertain terms
>Is extremely uncivil about it
>Is given a fact
>Becomes EVEN MORE UNCIVIL
You have issues, friend.
>>88929111
>"Facts"
>Everything I post is absolute, even a 2 second half-assed explanation!
LOL, now I know why you watch cartoons instead of actual entertainment.
>replying to a shitposter posting blatant bait
>>88929134
What it doesn't explain is why you willingly engage in discussions about a cartoon and medium you disdain. It makes me happy. It makes you angry (apparently).
So far, the only fact we have is that someone in the know stated that Rose was made/born on Earth. We have nothing to suggest otherwise - we know of many Quartzes that were made on Earth, that Rose had a special affinity for Earth, that Pink Diamond made many Rose Quartzes and that she only had one single life-bearing planet.
All the facts we know lead us to the conclusion that Earth is Rose Quartzes home planet. Why is this so disagreeable to you?
Lars is a cuck so that means whoever made him is also a cuck
>>88929175
>Lars is a cuck
If anything he is the opposite of a cuck. Sadie loves him no matter what he does.
>it's a Lars' hate thread when he's one of the more entertaining townies/humans along with Greg, Cool Kids as a group, Mayor Dewey, and Vidalia(young/old)
>Lars would be best waifu if he was a cute girl
>He hasn't even committed crimes like the rest of the characters in the show, he's just a general jerk
Lars has gotten the more entertaining townie episodes by far.
-Lars and the Cool Kids
-Island Adventure
-Horror Club
-The New Lars
Joking Victim was majority Sadie and she sucks.
>>88929465
>>88929472
>>88929485
>>88929091
>throwaway episode