Why did the Osborns have this weird fucking hairstyle?

Quiet normal life

they got waves

>>88923368
They straight urban niggas

>>88924256
Why does he bunch his hair like that?
Why not smooth?

>inb4 that accountant gets posted

>>88924256
>googles "sheldon leonard hair" to see other pics
>all of them are fucking Big Bang Theory

>>88923368
You're just not with it, OP.

So is Sandman related to them or not?

>>88924417
Chapter One isn't canon.

>>88924290
I know exactly what you're talking about.

>>88924442
>Chapter One
>where Doctor Octopus' origin happens at the exact same time as the spider bite for the very same reason
>surprisingly not written by Slott

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>>88923368
At times I couldn't tell Harry from his dad.
It's the fucking hair man.
No teenager has that hair.

>>88924777
>Daaad, why do I have to go to your barber? All the kids make fun of me
>Harry. Your'e an Osborne. And I'll be DAMNED if everyone doesn't know it

>>88924836
Read that in Willem Dafoe's voice>>88924836

>>88924276
It's curly hair that's been greased back with something that's not quite strong enough to contain the curl but can keep the hair in place.

>>88926077
This... I suffer from this. I can comb my hair to the right/back and nothing but when I comb slightly to the left/back my hair rolls over on itself and the wave rolls from front to back

>>88926077
>>88926137
We had a kid like you in my highschool, years ago
We called him "Sheep" in our language

Everyone would rub his hair to feel what curly was like

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>>88923368

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>>88923368

>>88926166
Please don't bring up childhood trauma

>>88926284
That's just a front wave though
Just one wave of the front fringe

Not the Osborne corn rows

>>88924290
??

>>88926471
it's artistic interpretation. Black hair doesn't have blue highlights either

>>88926166
I knew this kid with curry hair. He started spiking it up. It look weird as fuck.

Do you think norman is evil because of his curly hair?

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>>88927331
I think at least partly it is.

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>>88927396
Yeah I bet Lex Luthor would drown 1,000 babies for that hair.

>>88927457
How much of a power boast do you lex would get if he had hair?

>>88923368
Mutants

>>88928150
Kramer always reminds me of when I used to fap to hentai

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>>88926166
>>88926443

how rude.

>>88924417
Do you want the Byrne version or not?

>>88928127
"Lex jr" had luscious red hair and he was so ballers he was sexing Matrix Supergirl on a daily basis, so a huge one.

It's meant to be deep red hair which is then curled in waves, meaning the highlights would be red but the hair closest to the scalp be black.

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>>88928721
>Kramer always reminds me of when I used to fap to hentai
wat

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>>88924359
kek

>>88923368
Why is he doing the "itty bitty boat" thing?