What are his powers?

BIG

>>88922714
getting people who look at him arrested

>>88922745
MEATY

>>88922714
he had something called "super naked speed"
and he had a distinct "super naked battlecry"

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Turning into a little girl to be fucked by sickos.

>naked
>still has a hat and cape on

WHAT A LIE.

The mere sight of him causes criminals to collapse into a fetal position and weep uncontrollably. Even the female ones.

>>88922836
Is it because they feel intimidated by his giant schlong?

>>88923033
That's what I was implying, yes.

He has the power to make me fap to Tara Strong. Look, he's doing it right now!

>>88922793
BICEPS

>>88922714
The power of perversion.

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>>88923142

>>88923360
HERO OF THE BEACH

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>>88923437
The most heroic any beach could ask for.

>>88922714
ITAJJR?

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>>88922714
He's super strong

And super naked

He's suoer strong and super naked

>>88922714
He's like a reverse Empowered. He has incredible powers but only if he's naked. Hats don't count

>>88922796
>he had something called "super naked speed"

Ah yes, Nude Force as some know it.

>>88924318
What happens when a nudester gets stuck in the nude force?

>>88922714
When are the comic publishers going to introduce a female equivelant to Naked Lad like all the other big superheroes in past? I want my Naked Lass dammit

>>88924358
That issue was banned for a reason.

>>88924400
They'll do it in the next Naked Lad Family crossover.

>>88924478
Are they going to bring Disrobe the Naked Dog back in that arc?

>>88924560
Along with fan favorite like Streaky and Red Streaky.

>>88924478
You just know everyone's gonna complain that her tits are too small once she's finally made her first appearence

>>88922714
Endurance.

>>88923663

Thank god I didn't have to come in here to post this first.

>>88922714
girth

>>88922714
>flight
>superstrength
>speed
>reality warping allies who are only restricted by morality
that should be it, desu

>>88924400
I heard a rumor that they're going to be introducing an entire team of Naked Lasses soon actually

>>88927558
typical publishers pandering to the sjw's

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>>88923640
>>88923437

>>88924318
>it's called flashpoint because he's flashing his junk

it all comes full circle.

>>88922714
You look at him and then his sidekick Chris Hansen does the rest.

>>88922826
To be fair, he's Earth's most nude superhero. He doesn't have to be completely naked, just moreso than the other guy.

The ability to warp reality around him such that something is always obstructing view of his junk

>>88929876
Smol Tootie is cutie!

>>88930337
But that's normal size Tootie.

>>88930351
She looks tiny next to Timmy in that picture.
Normally they are the same height.
But to answer the question, I suppose it depends where the fight takes place and how much beach Timmy is on the offensive.

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>Naked Lad steps on the beach
>Beach Timmy becomes more naked then him

>>88929876
>STR vs. DEX

>>88924400
Who would Naked Lass be?

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>>88929876
She wins.

>>88930808
>>88931107

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>>88930808
Carly

HE'S SUPER STRONG
AND SUPER NAKED

>>88931107
Nice.