Don't you wish you were shiny, /co/?

>>88911546
This is one of the best Disney songs

>tfw you're just a drab little crab

>>88911546
I want Tamatoa to dominate me with his big shiny ass

>wanting to be shiny
>on an anonymous image board

Just get a trip and never remove it while you are at it.

>>88911867
>wanting to be a drab little crab
You'll never be glam or happy as a clam.

why did this movie flop?

I pray to god

I can be a decapod

Look it up

i want the 50 foot crab to bully me

>>88912345
The characters were as ugly as a car crash victim.

>>88911668
I can't even remember the lyrics.

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>>88912345
Releasing just before Star Wars wasn't the sole reason, but it was a major one.

>>88913039
Temtoya hadn't always been this glam.
I was a drab little crab once.
But I know I can be as happy as a clam.
Because I'm beautiful, baby.
Did your granny say listen to your heart?
Be who you are on the inside?
I need just three words to tell your argument apart.
Your Granny lied.

I'd rather be shiny.
Like a treasurer of a sunken pirate wreck.
Scrub the deck and make it look shiny.
Like a necklace around a wealthy woman's neck.
Dontchya know.

Fish are dumb dumb dumb they chase anything that glitters.
Beginners, uh.
Here they come come come.
Mmh, fish dinners.
I just love free food, you look like seafood...

It was off the top my head.

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>>88912345
>>88912898

oh good, its this thread again

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>>88911546
Why do people want to fuck this crab?

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>>88913060

interesting take.

>>88913350
make anything smug and "british" (new zealander, in this case) enough and people will want to fuck it

>>88913350
*Wealthy*
crab.

>>88913465
>ywn have a giant crab be your sugardaddy

>>88913350
VA with a hot voice + song in the style of bowie + enjoyable villain.>>88913350

plz come to us based crab anon, I want to see more progress ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbCujYfIW34

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>>88911546
No Tamatoa. I hate being bald.

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>>88913451
>tfw both smug and british and still nobody wants to fuck me.

>>88914134
Was he gonna rape her?

>>88914352

He was going to feed her to the pirates, anon. Geeze.

>>88914591
Still gonna eat her. This take just makes him a human cannibal

Since he already ate his grandma

>>88914347
well seems like the answer lies in hoarding impossible amounts of treasure, anon

>>88913241
Tear, not tell.

>>88914655

You know, I hadn't thought about the implication of the grandma line with human Tamatoa.

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>>88913060
>>88912345
>>88912898

audience already had their disney fill this year.

i dont understand it, why release two movies at same year? first will always overshadow the second

>>88915127
>why release two movies at same year?

They thought Zootopia would flop. Moana was the backup.

>>88914134
Will Maui's failed shapeshifting leave him as a small animal at points, allowing Tamatoa to toss him around like before?

>>88915178

really? why release a movie thinking it will flop? it doesnt work that way.

>>88915289
>He becomes a crab

>>88915293
>why release a movie thinking it will flop?

What? By the time you're that deep in production, you basically have to release the movie to at least recoup some of the costs.

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>>88915344
Anon was in a thread yesterday, it doesn't seem to be taking that road??

>>88915366
>>88915178

Oh please, this is just some made up rumour spread by furries, Zootopia was made with franchise in mind, sure it had few minor hiccups along the way, but its main goal is to sell comics,plushies ,toys etc.

>>88911546
>yfw Moana flopped

God I loved 2016z

>>88915443

iirc, they said something about Tamatoa partially shapeshifting. And, of course, beating Maui with his own hook because we're all huge perverts.

>>88915718
>but its main goal is to sell comics,plushies ,toys etc.

Then why is there basically no merchandise for the film?

Most movies do not rewrite their entire script and themes months before release, and usually it's a bad sign when they do. This is also why they didn't expect Frozen would do well.

>>88916101
>. This is also why they didn't expect Frozen would do well.

exec suspected movie will make money if they'll make elsa the good guy. and it worked.

and there was some merchandise, but it didnt sell.

>>88911668
Only because Germaine Clements sang the song.

>>88913060
How would people have liked the segment if Maui was getting beaten up by a giant crustacean monster woman?

>>88913350
Do I even want to know what's happening in this picture? I kinda do.

>>88913350
Everyone wanted to fuck Bowie.
Therefore, everyone wants to fuck Bowie crab.

>>88915443
What this is shit, the crab from that movie should obviously look like David Bowie if he was human. Fuck I thought that was Bowie voicing and singing before he died.

>>88912345
>flop

It's made 300 million in profit so far.

>>88911668
Let's be honest, all the songs of Moana were awesome.

>>88915443
Human Tamatoa is a buff Soos?

>>88918447
>he crab from that movie should obviously look like David Bowie if he was human

I've a boner for Bowie as much as the next person, but come on, be realistic. Bowie's aesthetic wouldn't fit with the rest of the movie, the only reason Tamatoa works is because he's a giant monster crab.

>>88911546
Like the treasure from a sunken pirate wreck?

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>>88920109
Could I achieve this through cleansing the deck?

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>>88913060
>First those green texts about Fem Maui
>Now this

Wowee

>>88918567

All hail Lin-Manuel!

>>88917633
I imagine the threads would be the same, but less gay.

>>88920266
Would your actions be responsible for making me SHINY?

>>88917633
It would be another typical 'muh' FOTM situation

>>88911546

>Your granny lied

How did Tamatoa know about Moana's grandma?

>>88922418

She mentioned her before the song started

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Why don't you want to fuck the crab /co/?

>>88917882
Maui is jacking off the crab's two dicks

>>88922689
> that feel when you ship this but you aren't into vore

how much porn is there of Moana? i want to know before i bother searching.

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>>88914107
Pretty much this
Why is Disney trying to give people uncomfortable boners over a giant crab? Did they realize we were beginning to catch on to their furry propaganda?

I had the strangest dream about this guy 2 nights ago. I teamed up with Maui to kill Tamatoa, bu we were on an island that looked like it was ripped straight from Ratchet and Clank. I was trying to stab him with a sharpened table leg, while Maui was throwing his hook like boomerang. Finally he bared his teeth, and they popped out of his mouth like he was a xenomorph, so I put Maui in a large slingshot and shot him right in. The dream kinda froze after that, and I don't remember anything after that, but I woke up in a sweat.

Is the movie anything like that?

>>88923090
>Is the movie anything like that?

It's not as blatant as your vore fantasies, no.

>>88913060
Oh no it's hot

>>88924615
yummmm hototot

>>88924615
HNNNNnnnnnng damn that's a great image I love looking at that finger inside the crab, it's inside him, it's moving inside him, wowooooow it's s good!!

>>88924615
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>>88924615
this got my peepee nice and shiny

>>88924615

I really, really, really like this image.

>>88924615
god i wish that were me

>>88924615
Literally me.

>>88924615
a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>88924615
BUCKETS

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>>88918515

Princess and the Frog made roughly the same budget-to-profit ratio and it killed the entire animation department.

that song was built for David Bowie

>>88911546
I was disappointed when I finally saw the movie and he was only a small scene and not the main villain like I was expecting.

>>88924615
check my dubs tho

>>88911546
>/tamatoa/

>>88923024
SOURCE

>>88924715
Same, it felt like he was supposed to play a bigger part but was shortened. Maui's mention of him tearing off one of his legs made it sound like it was foreshadowing this big fight or something.

What if Tamatoa had a human penis instead of a crab's

>>88925074
It's been done, it's pretty strange

>>88925096
I wanna see!

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Shiny and chrome!

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>>88911546
it was the part I enjoyed the most in the whole movie.