star vs

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>>88903591
idunno

pretty flimsy topic there

>>88903591

from one of the previous female exchange students

every romantic moment Star ever has with Marco will be tainted by cuckoldry

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>>88903591

>Star starts wearing eye contacts that imitate Jackie
>Star cuts her hair like jackie
>Star dyes her hair like jackie
>Star starts dressing like Jakie
>Star starts padding her clothes to have curves like jackie
>Star starts imitating Jackie's speech and gesture.
>Star learns how to skate like Jackie

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>>88903745
So this more or less

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>>88903756
More like this

>>88903745
shit son that made me really sad reading that comic

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>>88903779
That doesn't fit the description of the greentext at all however

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>>88903704
And Star has been defiled by demon dick

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cute and perfect

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they still look cute

>>88903745
I'd honestly like to see this but instead of red paint it's blond paint and then it devolves into a joke about how star already has blonde hair and that it was a somewhat pointless gesture

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>>88903828
Stop copying Starco

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>>88903841
Not as cute as this

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>>88903816
>Star cant take Marco for herself by imitating Jackie
>Offs herself in her room.

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>>88903850
well Starco isn't canon so the phrase now belongs to Jarco
Cute and Perfect

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>>88903874
cant even post cute and perfect without someone trying to hijack everything

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>>88903874
I like you

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>>88903828
The appropiate phrase is hot and canon

>>88903897
>cuck horns on Star
You can't make this up.

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Foreshadowing can't be anymore obvious
You decide what it foreshadows

>>88903745
>Star gets chubby attempting to fill out Jackie's proportions

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Why is Star such a lewd princess? I've never a disney girl gush more than in any other disney show. She really wants the D.

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they are cute when they laugh

>>88904096
Anna is just as much of a slut as Star

>dat gasp when Star sees Marco having fun with Jackie
Exact moment where her heart broke.

>no trailer
>no announcements
>no nothing
>spend all my time waiting for this goddamn hiatus to end posting here and watching youtubers react to episodes
Why is Daron so cruel?

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>>88904251
It broke plenty of times on the same episode

>>88904286
in time, they will mend stars broken heart, and cute and perfect will reign

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>>88904286
>you can pinpoint the exact moment where she falls for Marco
>but you can also pinpoint every moment where her heart shatters for him

>>88904313
she fell for marco way before that, that's just the point when she consciously realized it
it's possible she had a crush as early as what, st olga's episode?

>>88904382
Or maybe as early as the beginning.

>yfw her entry in her diary about Marco is just her making fun of him

>>88903745
whats this comic famalam

>>88904096
The Diez

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>>88904096
She's literally a semen demon anon.

>The demon Lilith, the evil woman, is described as a beautiful woman, who transforms into a butterfly-like demon, and it is associated with the power of seduction.

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>>88904835
If it happens again will she again try to rape every boy around or go horror movie monster on Marco?

>>88904865
Depends on where it happens. If she transforms at the school, it will be a repeat of what happened last time.

If she transforms at the Diaz residence, then things will go full horror movie, complete with the power going out.

>>88904865
Can't wait for Star use her Mewberty mode and nearly kill Marco to fulfill the foreshadowing in Red Belt.

New episodes this month right?

>>88905183
no word, but january confirmed for no episodes

>>88903591
I comes with his sangre latina!

>>88903745
SAUCE ?

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cute and perfect

>>88903935
Kinda makes you think that, due to Marco's uncapabilities to control his own destiny, he will end up breaking it with Jackie. I would say it would like this:
>Marco and Jackie have a good time together.
>Stat gets depressed.
>Adventuring continues, but Jackie gets jealous of Marco being with Star.
>Star tells Marco he is not focused enough on their adventures.
>Due to their situation, Marco has to focus in Star.
>Jackie gets tired and asks him who will it be.
"Star...Or me?" She says, almost crying.
>Marco chooses Star, for is his duty to help her fight evil.

If that was to happen, god, man, all of this shitposting would be meaningless. A true Hackette Nefcy would become.

>>88904112
and perfect

>>88904545
I guess the Evangelion Manga, my dude. Watch the Anime, though, and the movies.

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I want Marco to suck Star's wand

>>88905499
Starco is endgame

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>>88905540
That your drawing, senpai?

Marco would suck that wand like a Paleta Payaso.

>>88905549
not mine, it's by someone called Bird-Bat

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Need more Star giving Marco the eyes when he's not looking.

>>88905644
cutest

>>88903935
>almost the time of some X time since Star and Marco have known each other

>he's being secretive and has been working on something "special" in the shed

>Asks Star not to look because he doesn't want the surprise ruined

>Star decides she needs to do something special for Marco too

>Multidimensional escapades to get him something

>Day comes, the two are at school and Star approaches with her gift

>Distractedly Marco tells Star to wait a moment

>Takes wrapped thing and walks towards Jackie and hands it to her

>She opens it to reveal the skateboard Marco broke, made whole

>He fished the pieces out of the garbage and has spent months refurbishing it

>Jackie is overwhelmed and they embrace

>Cut to Star's gift in the trash as she walks away, slumped in defeat

It foreshadows MASSIVE DAMAGE to Starfag rectums

>>88905786
that borders on kafka comedy against star, surely there is a another way?

starco, but with no jackie tears

>>88905786
Shhiiiiittt niggah, I love it.

>>88905786
outch

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>>88905786
OH SHIT MANE.

>>88905786
Cap it for future cuckqueen ammo

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star and marco really complement each other

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>>88903591
it was probably his mom forcing him to dace with her.

>>88906268
I wish i could dance with her

>>88906297
same here

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>>88906309
Why can't she be real

>>88905786
I hope we get an obligatory "Star expects Marco to hug her because he is running in her general direction only to be shown that he is running toward Jackie:

>>88904865
does anyone know source and if you made this can you add Janna video taping them for research purposes or to send to Jackie.

>>88906268
>>88906297
>>88906309
>>88906324
>inb4 shes a race traitor and a bean eater

>>88906350
I'd eat her bean if you catch my drift

>>88906324
Do you think she gave Marcos "The Talk" too.

>>88906350
I'd eat her bean if you catch my drift

>>88906369
Yes, and a practical demonstration as well just t be on the safe side.

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cute and perfect all in one

>>88903745
Is this from re-take? god I´m old.

>>88905318
Evangelion RE-TAKE, is fan made but also the best fanwork to ever come out of the clusterfuck of that franchise.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Manga/ReTake?from=Doujinshi.RE-TAKE

>>88903935
Jackie and Marco break up, but get back together.

>>88906776
Ooo then Star gets to have her heart broken twice!

>>88906791
cant we just have jackie being ok with breaking up with marco?

>>88906798
Supposedly she's going to get her heart wrecked and Marco's gonna feel bad about it.

I want Starfan to become Star's Tomoyo so she can make cute costumes for Star whenever she goes on missions. I mean, there aren't any transformation sequences here, so why not?

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>>88906436
What did she mean by this

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star cheered up marco, then marco cheered up star

will marco cheer star up another time?

Posted in last thread

>What if I told you that your opinions and thoughts about certain things may do a complete 180 by the end of the season?

>What if I told you that there's a secret about Ludo that changes the game?

>What if I told you that certain character's thought to be dead, may be alive?

>What if I told you, the real antagonist has been right under your nose?

>What if I told you that we plan on going for at least 5 seasons, and we do have an end game in mind, but as it stands, it would piss a lot of people off until more of the story unfolds?


>What if I told you the first part of Jarco lasts up until the end of season 3? Jackie gets a ton of development and it's revealed that she really loves Marco?

>What if I told you Starco does happen by the end of season 3, but Jackie's heart is completely shattered in the process, and Marco feels terrible about it?

>What if I told you that things with the blood moon and Starco being "predestined" are not what they seem and something big is happening that is going on unseen?

>>88906974
Fake and gay

>>88906974
this looks like a recipe to drive away most of the viewers

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>>88906964

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>>88906974
No.

>>88906964
Who is this?

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>>88906964

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>>88905411

>>88907193
Seems legit.

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they are really good friends
between friends

>>88904096
source pretty please with sugar.

>>88907525
4

>>88906974
Posted by a user named "Cashew".

Probably bullshit, but also seems likely, and it could have been a crew member.

Cashew makes me think it even could have been Nefcy herself. She's been known to fuck with the fanbase, and lurk various discussions about svtfoe.

>>88906030
I'm wondering why you would use the uncolored version of that gif rather than the colored one.

>>88906974
>>88907644
The that we universally recognize the "cashew" reference is only more proof that any random dumbass posted that bullshit. If they had made a more obscure reference, like one of the crew's old usernames or some shit, it'd give these obviously bullshit plot points at least the initial appearance of not being obvious lies.

>She's been known to fuck with the fanbase, and lurk various discussions about svtfoe.
No she hasn't. A single "sorry not sorry" post and "Marar" is about the most mild form of fucking with fans I've ever seen.

Unlike Sugar/Hirsch/etc., people outside her actual life don't know that much about her because she doesn't present everything to the world.

All of this Jarco reminds me of when my bud had a gf in middle school, god he was like slave to her and always blew us off, it got annoying so I fucked her and made her break up with him.

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>>88907874

>>88907874
THAT WAS YOU! YOU BASTARD!

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>88907837
She did that shit before though. From what I understand some user started posting random stuff about Tom and Marco becoming bros and having shit in common before the episode of them hanging out happened. The poster got everything erily right, but people chalked it up to a lucky guess. Then somebody noticed that the name they used was like Nefcy's middle name or some shit. Again it could be complete bullshit, but I've heard that she pays attention to shit people post on Tumblr/reddit/twitter/etc.

>>88908097
I remember that. She could be fucking with people. Take everything with a grain of salt though. I'm not holding my breath on any supposed crew leaks. Neither should anybody else.

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How does Marco handle the thicc?

>>88908386
By prematurely ejaculating.

>>88908386
He does his best

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I'm neutral about this whole shipping situation, but I think I may join one ship. Convince me why I should join your ship with good reasons

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>>88908386

Poor kid tries. Jackie has to help.

>>88908386
When they try to do it the first time Marco is gonna jizz himself before Jackie even gets her shorts off.

He's latino, it's in his blood.

>>88908484
Starco is obvious endgame. Jarco ia there as a stepping stone.

>>88903591
Maybe he had choreography lessons in school.

I'm not from the US but we had those, they were pretty retarded.

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do you think she'll have a nice day today

>>88908484
Jarco fans are generally good sports and don't mindlessly try to assert our ship as being some fucking religion that if you aren't one of us, than you're a fucking heathen and you're wrong.

Starco on the other hand....

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>>88903865
>guy with ponytail and bangs

>>88908595
>gets to fuck that cutie latina, meanwhile prince twink watches from the side masturbating

>>88908097
>>88908247
Any proof of this? I've been in these threads pretty much all the time and don't remember anything like this.

The closest I remember was Adam hinting at Tomco stuff happening, but that was under his own name on the Star Vs. reddit and not an anonymous "leaker."

Daron doesn't really interact with the fanbase much even on Twitter; I find it hard to believe she'd go on /co/. Until there's a screenshot or whatever, and not just "Tom and Marco will hang out" because anyone could predict that, sounds like more bullshit to me.

>>88908386
Quick question
The main characters are mexican and white
One of the side characters is a gyppo
What the fuck is jackie anyways?
Doesnt look brown enough to be mexican or white enough to be white
Is she a halfbreed?

>>88908832
Tanned white girl.

Everyone looks dark next to Star but, unlike Janna who's sort of ambiguous, I'm pretty confident Jackie's just white.

>>88908671
>Implying his gypsy friend doesn't milk his prostate dry every day, destroying his libido

>>88908832
She's completely white, that's how people who step outside their basement look.

Also, who's the gypsy?

>>88908832
>Is she a halfbreed?
Yeah. Half-white, half-merfolk.

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>>88909175

>>88909175
>whos the gypsie
Miss chinny over there

>>88908832
Jackie is best girl.

What's with the long ass hiatus?

Also can anyone recommend some fun episodes from S2? I remember finding the one where Glosaryck meets the wizard council pretty interesting.

>>88909326
The longer we wait, the more we suffer. Just the way Nefcy likes it

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>>88909645
This image is still really pathetic, and I ship Starco.

>>88909645
Her suffering makes me happy

>>88909682
At least the guy could have replaced Jackie's necklace

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>>88909724
thats not very nice

what if you heard star crying in the school bathroom

>>88903591

This show's a gay ripoff of Urusei yatsura

>>88910045
You know what most of us would do
>rape

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>>88910067

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Oh woopee, another thread on /pol/ about this show promoting racemixing again

>>88910173
I know
>i made it

>>88910067
maybe just a bit

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>>88910192
oh (you)

>>88910067

And...?

>>88910067

>>/a/

Star > Lum

>>88910107
Why would anyone want to do that?

>>88910304
I ll answer your question with another
>why not

>>88910353

Because it's detrimental to your mental health...

>>88910234
I am also the one that asked if jackie is white

>>88910366
Lol wut
How is raping someone gonna affect me mentally?

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>>88910353
It'll hurt Star and make her cry.

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>>88910259

Lum > Star

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>>88910444

So hot...

>>88910397
>implying that doesnt make it better

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>>88910468
That's not very nice.

>>88910517
Real life aint nice

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I've finally come over to the Light Side. I can't stop thinking about how cute Jarco is.

>>88910580
Welcome brother. There's Dr. Pepper in the cooler and nachos on the table.

I love how one episode turned the entire shipping fanbase upside down.

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>>88910727
Quite amazing how much power Nefcy has over her fanbase ain't it?

>>88903870
Pfft, she's literally got hundreds of spares, I aint even seen the show and I know how that shit works.

>>88903779
She probably don't though so yeah

>>88904865
Both is good.

>>88908514
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

>>88910899
Oops, I meant the 'ahead' pun for this
>>88906964

Is sudoku still a thing? Should I commit it for my error?

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remenber when this was the big deal?

also theres the demon painting in the same episode

>>88910444
Star is still pure. Lum is a slut

>>88908971
Fuck me, where's the Jack and John art?

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>>88911113
>Star is still pure

>>88911054
I swear to God that looks like Moonman with his big shades from the side

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>>88911113
Star is not pure

>>88911269
Of course she is

>>88911269
prove it

>>88911054
Obviously foreshadowing Marco turning evil in place of Star.

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>>88911269
star is a pure baby

>>88911357
i see no reason for marco become evil unless some mind control tv troop.

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>>88911328
>>88911336
>>88911367
>Daydreaming while sucking on her wand
>Thinking dirty thoughts of Oskar
Not pure especially for them teenage hormones

>>88911478
Just regular teenage dirty thoghts

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So what was the deal when Glossaryck burned that page with the rats on it in the last episode. I highly doubt he ever does anything without a reason I bet that page had a spell that would make Ludo's rat army stronger or something.

>>88910067
>Urusei
That sounds like some wizard from Russian folklore.

>>88910632
Can I just have some water?

>>88911524
He has bullshit levels of power including seeing into the future. He probably knows how it all ends and has it all planned out. Honestly, making him more than a joke mentor was a bad idea.

>>88903935
Marco's a heartbreaker.
He broke Star's heart unintentionally.

>>88909202
>>88909175
her mom has a car tho..

What happens when Marco and Jackie are making out, Jackie tells Marco she loves him and Marco responds "I love you too, Star."?

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>>88911648

>>88911637
She stole it.

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>>88911648
>Making out with Jackie
>Thinking of Star
Kek

>>88911648
>"Did you just call me Star?"
>"I-I-I said, "I love you too, arrgh". It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Don't be tellin' me ye forgot 'bout it, matey haha"

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>Tfw I share this general with a gypsy /pol/ack

>>88911648
jackie will cry

>>88911857
Who you calling a gyppo?
Ill have you know that im a pure thraco-romano-dacian and not a filthy gyppo

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Weird and adorable!

>>88911648
Well at least he didn't do it on their wedding like it happened in Friends

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>>88911857
>Implying we arent the ones sharing a board with you

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>>88911891
So a Balkan gypsy? :)

>>88912006
Fuck off you gypsy filth. The internet is for Germanics only

How would you get Star to stop crying?

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>>88912034
>Implying i am a gippo
>Implying i am not much worse
>A Spic
>Implying Germanistan is relevant anymore

>>88911787
Thats what i thought

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>>88912085

>>88911588
i see no prob in gloss be a a joke and yoda like mentor.


i expecting glossaryck revel that everything was planned

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>>88903745
>Marco starts wearing eye contacts that imitate Jackie
>Marco cuts his hair like jackie
>Marco dyes his hair like jackie
>Marco starts dressing like Jakie
>Marco starts padding his clothes to have curves like jackie
>Marco starts imitating Jackie's speech and gesture.
>Marco learns how to skate like Jackie
ftfy

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>>88912034

>>88912115
Is she sick?

>>88912115
I'll never understand the context of this picture. Is she eating him, or is it like those people who eat dinner with a photo of their waifu?

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>>88912215
Eating mexican meat raw isnt very healthy

>>88912225
Look at the brown ass in the table
You dont put candles next to the portrait of someone alive

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>>88912256
Oh.

>>88912319
We are number one but don't talk to me or wifes kids ever again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqzFHsGfQY0

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What if Star told the truth and admitted she had a crush on you?

>>88912385
I'm sorry girl, I'm too old for you

>>88912385
Id tell her to fuck off as im a human supremacist

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>>88912385
Ha ha ha, you're a real joker, anon.

>>88912414
>age doesn't matter
She screams as she jumps on your lap

>>88912385
That would be gay.

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>>88912385
>tfw no girl has ever had a crush on me

>>88912499
Maybe someone did, but never had the guts to tell you?

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>>88912385
Is it wrong If I'm 25 and would totally wait a couple years to snag her up? Mewni probably has different age laws than America anyway.

I want my own little bug princess to cherish forever.

>>88912499
Maybe go read the /fit/ sticky big boi :^)
Also don't furget to bee urself

>>88911648
It's no worse than when Marco is fucking Star and Star screams Marco's name and Marco screams Jackie's name. Then Star wakes up from her dream, in her bed, all alone. She starts to cry....

>>88903745
Mango is shit

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>>88912541
A petite fugly twat had the hots for me in junior school, i was too much of a beta to make any advance.

Afterwards i am become robot destroyer of roasties and stopped giving a shit about 3DPD

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Honestly she was way cuter than this Jackie hoodlum

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>>88912494
>>88912542
Don't do this anon... she... she knows you can't, that's why she's going to tease you even more. Then when you lose control and pounce on her, she's going to call you a predator while she lets you do anything you want to her.

She'll tease you about how much you want your little princess, and indulge you in all your sick fantasies.

>>88912385
I'd tell her that I'm already dating Jackie.

>>88912640
What a monster

>>88912642
Hey dark skin can be sexy and exotic. Yummy milky chocolate loli

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>>88912175
ROMA INVICTA!

>>88910192
>gypsy

>>88912730
in your dreams
Janna is cute my friend!

>>88912822
>implying
I am a pure romano dacian

>>88912689
Why isn't anyone posting black Star?

>>88904545
Re-Take of Evangelion.
Came out before "Re-Build" was even a thing.
There's a SFW version for the prudish, but otherwise it has explicit scenes.

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>>88903745

I wish a drawfag Could adapt this

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>>88912640
>Wake up
>Morning wood at full mast
>Find yourself restrained to your own bed
>Suddenly feel the weight on top of you
>Its Star, wearing nothing but her nightgown and no underwear smiling down at you with a smug look on her face.
>Star begins to grind on you while breathlessly moaning and staring right into your eyes
>She unties your hands and pulls them over to her
>She runs them over her silky smooth thighs and nubile body
>Grinds into you even harder
>Your boxers are beginning to soak through
>Only a tiny piece of fabric separates you from each other
>She starts to notice you're getting close
>You try to pull her closer to you
>She collapses on top of you
>She kisses you on the neck and whispers in your ear:
>"Pervert, you'll not allowed to touch your little princess without permission. I can't believe you're enjoying this. I can't believe you'd prey on such an innocent young girl. You're a sick little man Anon."
>She gives you a love bite on your neck
>Gets up and leaves you there, blueballed and half chained to your bed
>Its 4:46 am
>These ropes are starting to chafe your ankles
>You have to pee really bad

>>88912846
>pure
>two cultures to describe nationality

>>88912976
>You pee on yourself

>>88911935
This is why /pol/ is the best board. Rapid fire OC

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>>88912976
>>88913019

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Say what you want, but this shit is way too damn adorable

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>>88913092
>YWN carry your Starfu up the stairs for passionate and tender fugging (with hugging and handholding afterwards)

Life is just cruel. CRUEL!

>>88913092
O galima angliškai?

>>88913092
Wait, is Area a spic?

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>>88912385
marry her

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>>88913255
Muh nigga.

>>88903591
ON A FARM?!

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>>88913255
you can't marry 14-year olds.

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TFW YOU'LL NEVER BE THIS CUTE AND PERFECT

>>88913092
With that expression I don't know if she is nervous, anxious, excited or full of anticipation.

>>88912934
The greentext or the manga cut-out

>>88912385
Smash that bug like my dick was a newspaper.

>>88912619
Reminder; she's hooked on peyote-laced hot dogs.

>>88912619
i hope she slowly replaces ponyhead

>>88913255
Flat as a fucking board

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>>88913574
she's not done growing yet

>>88913388
>be German
>legally have sex with 14 year olds
as good as marrying her

Is Star Butterfly going to be in Kingdom Hearts 3?

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>>88913403
>tfw you will never be marco

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>>88913062
Correction
>People like you are the reason we have greens.

>>88913625
Huh. Guess the creeping Sharia has some perks.

>>88913633
If Disney thinks it's popular enough to have either Mewni or just her in it.

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>>88913659
fuck wrong marco

>>88913600
If'she's like her parent's she'll never grow

>>88912385
I'd woke up
;-;

When are we getting an episode where Star becomes envious of Jackie's body and tries to enhance her own body with magic?

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>>88913659
>>88913686
good shit

>>88913092
>You'll never get carried by Marco

How do I keep on living?

>>88913769
And grows a penis by accident?

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>>88913403
I'd rather be weird.
_________and adorable!

>>88906268
>>88906369
>this talk of Marco's healthy, loving relationship with his mother

Easily a factor in why Star's so drawn to him, given her side of things.

>>88912385
I'd start making some royal bastards.

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>>88913092
> dat Starbutt in the previous page

So, guys, according to your headcannon, when did Star started seeing Marco as something more than a friend?

>>88914179
When she saw his floppy mexican cock in the shower.

>>88913659
>>88913686
Anon, you need to dispel once and for all with this ficiton

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>>88914179
She didnt.
Star likes Marco like a best friend or maybe even little brother

>>88914004
Incest isn't healthy anoon

>>88914262
Incest is very healthy
Only the baby suffers, which is why you prevent the baby from happening

>>88912385
Id reject her because I know that makes girls want your cock even more.

>>88914179
After the blood moon ball, when she thought about how she felt when she danced with Marco, and how sweet it was that Marco didn't want Tom to have her.

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What was her name again?

>>88914289
Yeah but having sex with your smoking hot mother might not be mentally healthy

>>88914318
what if that makes her try to commit suicide

>>88914340
But what if it was a sexual emergency?

>>88914338
Janna you retard

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>>88914179
>maybe theyre more than friends, but certainly less than lovers

>>88914338
Janna "If you're male and suck cock you get the shock" Pence

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>>88914338
>what was her name again
>file name

>>88914350
Female suicide is a myth, they just pretend to do it to get attention.

>>88914384
Janna "You like anal pounding? You'll love electrical grounding" Pence

>>88914338
>filename
>asks name
this much bait.

>>88914412
Even the retards want (you)s

>>88914412
>>88914392
>>88914369
it's supposed to be fun you dips

>>88914338
Marco's Gypsy Cum-Rag.

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>>88914439
no fun allowed

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Move out of the way faggots best ship coming through

>>88914439
How?

>>88914410
Janna "Mass electrocution is my final solution" Pence
Janna "If dick you desire, fear my electric wire" Pence
Janna "Gay and proud? Get a thundercloud" Pence
Janna "Your perversion needs an electrical conversion" Pence
Janna "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
Janna "Consider a lobotomy before engaging in sodomy" Pence
Janna "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence
Janna "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
Janna "The only power to queers is volts times amperes" Pence
Janna "If you're bi, you will fry" Pence
Janna "After these elections, say goodbye to gay erections" Pence
Janna "Lightning strike the turbo dyke" Pence
Janna "Putting the trans in transistor" Pence
Janna "You've got one in the belly? Better find a back alley" Pence
Janna "Dicks give you an erection? This circuit's making a connection" Pence
Janna "If you like bumming, this chair's humming" Pence
Janna "Homosexuality gets you a fatality" Pence
Janna "According to the constitution you belong in an institution" Pence
Janna "Man wants a penetrator, I'll start the generator" Pence
Janna "Closing gay chapters with AC adapters" Pence
Janna "Like men in nylon, become a human pylon" Pence
Janna "Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Janna "Pray the gay away or stay for the death ray" Pence
Janna "Electoral Volts" Pence
Janna "If you're Queer pack your gear" Pence
Janna "Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence
Janna "Mister thinks he's a sister, become a human resistor" Pence
Janna "If you enjoy cock, you're in for a shock" Pence
Janna "Get your ass pounded, the wire won't be grounded" Pence
Janna "Electrodes for questionable chodes" Pence
Janna "Want some cock, get a shock" Pence
Janna "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence
Janna "cum on your face? To hell you'll race" Pence
Janna "Disco inferno" Pence
Janna "Take it in the ass and face Zeus's wrath" Pence
Janna "Like to fap? You're getting a zap" Pence
Janna "LGBBQ" Pence

>>88914499
>the half breed abomination of a mexican and an alien
>for some reason she has the french fleur de lis on her cheeks
Just why

>>88914553
>>88914603
But Janna doesn't have a last name, she's a gypsy bastard

>>88914575
>Star
>Half bug, half barbarian
>Hearts on cheeks

>>88914636
they're just lazily applying an unrelated meme for no reason

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>>88914476

>>88914638
But it makes sense for her,as she is uppity and very girly and hearts are associated with girls
The fleur de lis has no other meaning,its just a french thing,it only represents france

>>88914575
MAGIC

>>88914696
i love janna so much
give me lewd of her

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>>88914874

Is Star's wand capable of meme magic?

>>88914902
No
Only kek can meme magic

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>>88914902
No because
>She's not a faggot from facebook
>It only does real magic, not faggot grade psychology

>>88911648
"Did you just call me Star?"
"Yeah I meant it in a romantic way, like you're the star that lights up my life."
"Oh.. okay.. I thought you were thinking of the girl Star."
"Who?
"Uh.. the magical foreign exchange student who lives with you?"
"Oh.. you mean that alien bug? I completely forgot it's name was Star. We have so many weird exchange students pass through here, it's hard to keep track of all their names. Sorry. I would never intentionally compare you with it."

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>>88914970
>faggot grade psychology

Janna probably takes it up the ass.

>>88914970
Heres a reminder that the donald was ellected by meme magic

>>88915073
The D in Diaz stands for "derriere destruction"

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>>88915000
>she hears this

>>88914398
true, my first gf said she would kill herself if i broke up with her. After a while i said fuck it and broke up with her, 1 week after i did she had a new bf and seemed fine.

>>88914902
Buff frog can use it if he held the wand

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humm how moon will react when discovery that star lose the book?

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>it's a "Marco jumps the wall to be with Star again" episode

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>>88915419
>it's a "Marco jumps the wall to be with Janna again" episode

>>88915367
she'll probably say something soul-crushing to star about her being a disgrace and make her cry

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>>88915367
>but did you get the D(iaz)?
>no? LOL WHAT A KEK

>>88915023
>>88915104
>Faggots that bit into the retard pie
The first guy, you need to see somebody about finding the right meds because you have schizophrenia if you think losers shitting up facebook with frog pictures made a plane get shot down. The rest of it is just mob incitement 101, which unfortunately >>88915023 is a victim of.

How's that retard pie taste, faggots?

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>>88915419
>Implying they wouldn't both be on the wrong side of the wall

>>88915522
>he still doesn't believe in meme magic, even after getting dubs
/tv/ memed that plane down
FACT

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>>88915599

>>88915462
She didn't mind Star nearly losing the wand

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>>88915365
hell ye boi

>>88915367
glossaryck pretty much controls the book and I'm sure moon knows hes a dick sometimes.

moon will probably recall some by the book shit glossaryck pulled on her and just be sympathetic with star then tell her something along the lines of "you're gonna have to work extra hard now"

>>88914499
Aren't they technically half-siblings?