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Riddle me this

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What has to be broken before you can use it?
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A fighting game character
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A child sex slave?
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>>88901345
egg
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A vagina.
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>>88901345
Barbara Gordon
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>>88901345

A lightstick.
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I'll say bones, steve.
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>>88901345
A horse?
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>>88901345
Silence
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>>88901365
Only if you eat them
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>>88901606
What else would you use an egg for other than eating it?
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>>88901701
anal sex
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>>88901701
Egging
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>>88901715
Eggs are only useful in egging because they break
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>>88901733
Only after you throw them
You use them by throwing
What happens next is not "using"

Also, Easter eggs
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>>88901365
What if I'm hard boiling them?
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>>88901367
not true
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>>88901805
Do you eat the shell? You still have to break it apart and peel it.
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>>88901848
But you "use" the egg before you peel it. Boiling is using

Eddie should have been more careful with his wording.
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The Riddler and his gang plan to secretly infiltrate the new Gotham wave power plant on stealth canoes during its inauguration to kidnap Hiram Knapp, Gotham's wealthiest industrial magnate, and ransom him for millions of dollars.

Nice try.
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>>88901345
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>>88901848
When you peal a banana are you breaking it? It's the same concept with eggs. Nuts would be a better answer.
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>>88901345
My friend tells me that it's a condom.
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>>88901972
How do you peel the egg shell off without breaking it?
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>>88902031
By cutting it
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>>88901345
Lunch hour?
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>>88902031
It's more like shedding than breaking.
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>>88901345

A shoe?
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Guys, the answer is a glowstick. Or pinata.
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>>88902155
You crack glowsticks
If you broke it, you would have liquid everywhere

And pinatas are still fun before they're broken, so they are still in use then

A true answer is horse
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>>88902197
Im going to have to say his legs, steve.
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>>88901839
You're using them wrong then.
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>>88901345
A horse
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>>88901763

you're full of shit if you think the end result of your action doesn't "count" as part of the act of using it.
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>>88902293

OP says it has to break before you use it. If it breaks as a result of using it, that doesn't count.
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>>88901871

boiling is not fucking using it, this thread is full of dumbshit semantics.
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>>88902293
No, but you're also full of shit if you think that throwing an egg, you know thing you actually do, doesn't count as using the egg
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>>88901345
A model car/ship/whatever kit.
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>>88901345
A code
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>>88902327

Anyone is going to count the end result of an action as part of using it, no amount of useless semantics makes you right. If I use a pencil on a surface the result is my doing. By your logic, essentially nothing counts as being "used" if the end result somehow doesn't corroborate with "using" it.

You're still full of shit.
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>>88902472
>Anyone is going to count the end result of an action as part of using it
I'm not disagreeing
The breaking is part of the use, obviously
But so is the throwing

Therefore it can't be the answer to the riddle because throwing it is definitely part of using it and throwing happens before it breaks.
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>>88901345
your virginity
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>>88901356
fpbp
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>>88901345

Pretty clever, Riddler, but not clever enough by half. What has to be broken before you can use it? A code, of course. When I entered your message into the Bat-Computer, I converted each letter into its alphanumerical equivalent. I then fed each number into a special anagram machine, but couldn't find anything to go on until I remembered just how obvious you really are.

Trying to steal the original Enigma Code machine on display at the Gotham Metropolitan Museum of History? Nice try, Eddie. GCPD is already on its way.
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>>88901345
A glow stick.
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>>88902897
Not enough loops tbqh but bratty gud
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>>88902955

Thanks, saw my chance and jumped for it.
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>>88901345
Well Edward, lets break this down.
'To Be' is obviously a reference to the famous Hamlet quote 'to be or not to be', used to express that the hero is considering suicide.
What, or as the kids say, 'wat' indicates Angkor Wat, a temple complex in Cambodia and the largest religious monument in the world. However a lot of people mistakenly think the name is 'Anchor Watt'. Through similar lingual mutation 'has' becomes 'haz' which in the name of a hazmat suit is short for hazardous.
Broken? More like Bro Ken, the ever cheerful New Zealander who just so happens to live in apartment B4 of the Yu Canoose hotel, which happens to be overlooking the Gotham Museum of Antiquities where Bro Ken works as an IT Technician, the very same museum which has just opened its exhibit on Marine Treasures. The highlight of this exhibit is the pearl encrusted anchor of Captain Jedediah Watts. Clearly you have bribed Mr Ken to place a few unmarked cans in the museum's storage closet. What he doesn't now is that these cans are filled with highly hazardous toxic waste the lids of which will burst open upon remote detonation. It will look like an elaborate suicide and the exhibit will have to be called off, but in the initial confusion you planned to swoop in there and steal Watt's Anchor.

Unfortunately, Edward old chum, while I've been explaining your plan to you Robin has already taken Mr Ken to be treated for radiation poisoning and those cans of toxic sludge are being dealt with by a containment crew as we speak. So why don't you just sit tight until the Comissioner gets here.
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>>88903004
Damn how do you do it batman?
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>>88901345
A hymen!
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>>88903004
What the hell are you going on about? The answer was an egg you batshit detective how could you possibly have come to that conclusion?
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>>88902897
Im going to have to say bread.
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>>88901394
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>>88901345
A vagina?
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>>88901345
Your anal virginity Nigma.

Now what pulses and stands fat.
With two wheels and a pink hat?
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