>tfw your fucking Pearls sing better than you

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>>88896954
And the entire season just got leaked.

Dee Dee is a fantastic singer though to be fair. The pearls had pretty distinct voices too. Dare i say, she may be the next Tara Strong.

>>88896997
Wow. What a fantastically retarded statement.

Pearls gotta be good for something besides arm candy.

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>>88897071
I sometimes imagine the Diamonds use them like those drinking birds.

>>88896996

Okay, I'm not reading that.

>>88897128
tl;dr
The Uncorruption Arc starts this season.

>>88896997
Fat chance.

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>>88897119
seems pretty accurate

>>88896996
So predictable

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>>88896996
>Jasper gets redeemed
>Thanks to Greg

Can't go wrong with more Greg.

>>88898109
So does Steven get a sibling? Buff war gems seems to be attracted to lardasses.

>>88896996
Does anyone remember the date this was posted?

>>88897941
How?

>>88898434
>Buff war gems seem to be attracted to cucks.
FTFY

>>88899230
>greg
>cuck
If anything it was Pearl. He even made her raise his son.

>>88898109
>>88898434
I don't think this will happen. Remember how pissed Tumblr was when Greg x Pearl was teased?

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>all the episodes were leaked
>watched them
>now angry that no more new episodes to watch
I have only myself to blame but still REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>88896954
>YOU
>YOU...
>DOUBLE CLOD!

>>88896996
Most of this stuff just happened in this last bomb.

>>88899256
>Changed his name
>Was in a relationship with a woman who was a slut
>Had someone else raise his kid
At least Pearl has a girlfriend. Greg is literally a lonely beta male.

>>88898109
Greg must lay pipe like a God.

>>88896954

I know pic reference thats from a disney movie, but which one?

>>88898109
>The show is literally turning into the Greg Show
I disagree.

>>88896954
>motherfucking Patti LuPone
Yeah, she wasn't at her best there. Sugs is apparently letting her phone it in, or as was said in another thread, she might have written a flawed song for her performers.

>>88899313
>A fatass with bald mullet who probably never bathes
>Good at anything besides eating Hostess snacks and smelling like shit
Anon please.

>>88899352
The music in this show is just that bad.
There's literally not a single good song.

>>88899291
Anon, we've known the writers are hacks ever since Gen Glow. Get over it.

>>88899271
Look at the bright side; you saved yourself a month's worth of disappointment.

>>88896996
>the same girl/guy who leaked "Barn Mates", Jasper's Corruption, Smoky Quartz and numerous marathon titles
Someone took the time to type all this up without realizing all of this information was accidentally posted on official sites. There was no "girl/guy" with insider information.

>>88896954
Suck it. Jasper Redemption Arc incoming.

>>88899384
I've liked some songs, so I'm about to treat you as bait, but yeah, this song was not good and it's a shame that they wasted their VA budget on it.

>>88899440
And with that, the show officially jumped the shark.

>>88898109
JASPER CONFIRMED DEAD

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>>88899315
>disney movie
not even close

>>88899446
None of their songs are good and they're wasting the budget on terrible VAs. Name me one good SU song.

>>88899440
Maybe we'll get good episodes for once.

>>88899352
>she might have written a flawed song for her performers.
No, this is just how Sugar's songs sound, like her obnoxious obsession with bizarre meters and that David Bowie thing where two sentences run into each other with no break.

>>88899428
But he got to be disappointment alone. The point of disappointment from a series is sharing it on 4chan.

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>>88896996
>Pearl and Steven Fusion
>Pear is flat as a board
>Steven is fat
>The combination result is guaranteed ultra hot

HOLD ME BREHS

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>>88899467

Sorry, baby.

Thank you anyway.

>>88899366
i don't know anon. I've met my share of smelly old men with hot young women. Apparently the musk has something to do with it.

>>88899511
>Comparing David fucking Bowie to Rebecca Tumblr
>Being this retarded
But I agree, she's obnoxious, song writing included.

>>88899596
You can't be this stupid, can you?
Let me give you a hint; it's a Kanye West song.

>>88899544
>Fusions with Steven
>hot
>Any fusion
>attractive whatsoever
Hey remember when we thought Smoky Quartz would be fuckable?

>>88896996
This is fake but its stuff that will eventually happen.Jaspers redemption is a matter of time,curing corruption will be on S4 if S5 is the last season and no duh rubies will return.
YD having a song and yellow pearl and blue coming back was expected.

>>88899604
David Bowie does all sorts of shit that's completely ridiculous when anyone who isn't David Bowie tries to do it.

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>>88899626
>Listening to Kanye West

>>88899679
David Bowie is a genius.
Comparing him whatsoever to that Jewess is like comparing fine steak to cows hit on a bun.

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>>88896996
I'm really upset I read that. Now I'm gonna be on the edge of my seat for months.

>>88899626
What the fuck is a Kanye?

>>88899653
>implying thiccfags have any standards

>>88899733
Are you ready for the crushing disappointment?

>>88899271
You're just going to say the same thing next leak.

>>88899733
Mate, the "source" he cites is a person who doesn't exist.

>>88899743
Remember when waifufags actually had standards?
It all ended right after SU aired its first episode.

>>88899679
>>88899730
>Does
>Is
>present tense
Did you guys watch the news in 2016?

>>88899785
He still produced music faggot.
It's like he never died.
Compared to Jewgar, who will die alone and forgotten.

>>88899785
D avid Bowi
e D
a vi
d Bowie

>>88899782
Most waifufags at least have some degree of appreciation for pleasant aesthetics and beauty.

Thiccfags meanwhile will worship any sack of cellulite with a face.

>>88899684
I'm an SU fag I even think this is right.
Leaked Steven Bomb + Loud House coming back = cancellation.

>>88899842
Again, this all started when SU aired back in November. Now we have threads about that fat bitch from Harbringer.

>>88896996
>Greg has a hand in Jasper's redemption

What, will he provide a whole new perspective to Rose and her motives and appreciating humanity?

>>88896954
As someone who has hated Sugar since her Adventure Time days, I'm glad to see her fail on her own two feet.

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>>88899752
I just want my episodes

But considering how incredible this marathon is, my expectations are high again
I'm even wishing that once Steven comes back, even more plot happens instead of townies

>>88899930
No, he'll just be a Mary Sue as usual. Fixing problems just by being there.

>>88899991
greg, the mary sue

this is the best thing I've read today

>>88899988
Anon, you know it's going back to townies after this.
It's supposed to be a "comfy" show, remember.

>>88899743
All thicc fags have standards. We just all have different standards.

>>88900020
>Fixes every problem
>Is loved by everyone
>Is front and center in most episodes
>Is the creator's favorite
Now what does that sound like?

>>88899653

Remember when we also thought that Smoky Quartz was a Homeworld Gem?

>>88899988
>my expectations are high
Do you just have shit taste or are you being ironic?

>>88900097
>Is loved by everyone

Pearl hated and now tolerates him.

The other gems "like" Greg but also consider him useless.

>>88900097
but he isn't unrealistic for the universe he takes part in or a character added later to solve people's problems, he's always been there

>>88900137
And they are treated as being in the wrong for it. They learn they have to love Greg because the narrative tells them to.

Just like with Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin.

>>88900152
>he isn't unrealistic
He's a homeless man who is very sketchy yet somehow manages to be an "awesome dad". That's pretty unrealistic.
>He's been there since the begining
Now you're just trolling.

>>88900118
No one ever thought that.

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>>88896954
>tfw you have feelings

>>88899988
Townies are the best part.

>>88896954
Yeah, Yellow Diamonds VA just couldn't quite hit some of those notes in her song.

>>88896954
>Steven is a Mary Sue
>Garnet is a Mary Sue
>Connie is a Mary Sue
>Pearl is a Mary Sue
>Now Greg is a Mary Sue
So who's the next Sue? Peridot? Lapis? Onion?

>>88900216
He's not really homeless though (his house just has wheels)... he has a job, helped build a house for his son, devotes huge amounts of time to Steven, and actually gives a shit.

He has issues and flaws, but he'd walk over nails for Steven... and he is often shown paying the price for it (but doing it anyway)

>>88899988
wow ^^^

>>88900216
>very sketchy
How is he sketchy? And he's been in the show since the second fucking episode (which was the first episode produced).

>>88900285
Maybe they should hired a trained voice actor instead of a literal sense who.
I'm sick of all these modern shows using people off the street to voice act.

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>>88896996
>Centi uncorrupted
>his friends too
>rubys back
>they will figth
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD ME

>>88899300
>Had someone else raise his kid
That makes Greg the cuckoo, not the cuckold.

Pearl is the cuckold stuck raising the cuckoo chick.

>>88896996
>nothing big plot-wise happens

L
M
A
O

>>88900313
No he doesn't.

He never shows any flaws or issues and he's never shown paying the price for anything. Even Peter Griffin payed for his actions a few times.

>>88896996
>Greg gets to murdercock more gems
I like it
He better murdercock ALL of the corrupted gems

>>88899743
>Smoky
>thicc
That turd's fat by any metric

>>88900406
Are you retarded?

>>88900436
Everyone on this show is fat.
Fuck SU for ruining thicc.

>>88900421
>murdercock
More like murdercuck.

>>88900393
If a father can't even raise his own fucking kid, he might as well be a cuck.

>>88899653
>implying Opal isn't perfect

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>>88900344
>Patti fucking LuPone
>literally who
nigga are you for real

>>88900502
Excpet she isn't. She looks like racist stereotype of Hindus from the 1940s.

>>88900509
Not that guy but
Literally who?

>>88900500
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word cuckold...

>>88900509
>adds fucking to the name
>implies this will make her more known
Literally know VA credits to her name. How hipster.

>>88900527
One of the most recognized Broadway singers

>>88900528
It may just be that you're the cuck here.

>>88900571
And Pewdiepie is the most recognized YouTube personality. Doesn't mean either of them can voice act.

>>88900309
>Onion
Onion is main antagonist/god.

>>88900527
>Garnet will never be voiced by Grey DeLisle.
>Pearl will never be voiced by Tara Strong.
>Amethyst will never be voiced by Ashly Burch.
>This show will never use well known voice actors.
It hurts to live in 2017.

>>88900623
I dunno. If Yellowtail is Poseidon, wouldn't that make Onion Triton?

>>88900590
Her voice acting in what little dialogue she had was fine though. Her singing is what was off, at least in the first half of the song.

>>88900686
Her voice acting and singing were abysmal. If that wanted a VA who could sing, just get Jodi Benson; she actually has training in this background.

Has anyone seen this yet?

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/155418153039/how-it-went-down

>>88900767
Shitty fan theory from a shitty episode.

>>88900767
>tumblr theory
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

>>88896996
Why do people think this is real? It's obviously fake.

>>88900767
Your theory is bad and you should feel bad too.

>>88900820
tumblr is pretty much the only place besides youtube where you can make a permanent theorypost.

>>88900436
Have you been to any THICC thread? They are like Dobson art galleries.

>>88900835
Screenshot it.
If this really is fake, someone eats a belt.
If it's not, we get Jasperdemption.

is there blue diamond vore yet

>>88899684
Pedophile House is incredibly annoying.

>>88900660
They could right that both father and son is just waiting at the sidelines then swoop in to take duex ex machina that would allow them to roflstomp the gems.

>>88900881
How so?

>>88900852
Yeah, if you like Steven as trans boy or Pearl with autism.

>>88900625
do you want the main gems to be even more generic

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>>88900873
Tbh we'll get jasperdemption whether it's real or fake

>>88900935
I mean, he did crossdress for no reason and come up with a song where ones of the lines was

"I'd really like to be a giant woman"

>>88900938
How would that be generic?
If anything, the performances would be better.

>>88899352
More like the song is typical Sugar music, so it's written to sound awkward and ridiculously high pitched. I mean it works as a matter of her songs sounding more organic and basic, but it's wasted on a broadway level talent.

>>88900967
Anon, don't drink the Kool Aid...

>>88900998
plus he's literally a woman trapped in a little boy's body

>>88900967
He crossdressed to help Sadie out. Also, cross dressing =/= trans.

As for the giant woman bit, he was raised by three magic woman and his fusions so far are on the feminine side. He knew he was going to end up a giant woman in some capacity.

>>88901024
Technically, it's sexless space rock trapped in his belly button.

>>88900977
>some of the most common VAs in cartoons
>not generic
come on.
i bet you love tom cruise too.

>>88900984
So you're saying Sugar is a hack.
...I agree.

>>88901067
But the point is they can give better performances than literal nobodies, who phone it in because muh hipster.

/co/ loves to cry about the le tumblr boogeyman more than anybody else, even /pol/

>>88896954
>>88896996
So can they streamline the process and jump straight to cancellation now?

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>>88901123
>implying it's just a bogeyman
>implying it hasn't infiltrated several shows already

>>88896996
>10 episodes left
>all this shit
How very likely.

>>88901164
God I hope so.
I'm actually studying different ways we can get the show cancelled.

>>88901123
/co/ is literally tumblr though.

>>88901194
What do you have so far?

>>88901168
i don't care if infiltration makes characters trans or gay or what have you, as long as they don't start censoring shit i have no problem.

>>88901194
>being this rectumravaged

>watching Steven Universe
>watching people bitch about Steven Universe

Either way you must find crying entertaining.

>>88901315
epic post!

>>88901251
1. Fuck up the merchandise. If you see any SU merchandise or DVDs, hide them where no one can see them. That way, they lose money.
2. Pirate it. Don't watch it on officially source. If you have to, lie about air dates to get other's confused.
3. Bad word of mouth. Spread as much shit as you can. If someone recommends it to someone else, shoot it down and suggest something else. If someone ask if it's good, make it sound horrible.
4. Write to CN. Tell them your reasons like a concern parent would, i.e. Sugar is a pedophile or the gay themes. Hell, ask them to play more TTG and PPG.

Feel free to add more.

>3 SU threads on page 1.
And you people wonder why everyone everywhere hates you and your show so completely.

Fuck off loud house fag, you're samefagging is painfully obvious. Even star vs is better than your shit show

>>88901366
Because it's popular and pack mentality dictates we hate what's popular?

>>88901283
Censorship can be a force of good.
For example, while censorship completely fucked up SFV it came through when it censored SU's gay scene. /v/ had a blast that day.

>>88901366
>t. Loudfag detected
Go back and fap to Lola and that ugly Beaver faced Roseanne you pedophile.

>>88901366
And yet you wasted your time entering the thread to say how much you hate it? I don't understand this logic. There's still like 80 threads that have nothing to do with SU, and you can just make your own thread if you want to talk about something

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>>88901373
Then why is it that Star Vs and SU are pulling less views than the shitty PPG reboot while TLH is surpassing SpongeBob in ratings.

>>88901366
>everyone
Everyone watches the show. That's also why there are so many threads. That and because the mods are inexplicably deleting the generals.

>>88901366
We also have more storytimes than usual tonight, yet you decided to bitch instead.

>>88901373
>>88901402
>>88901452
>>88901456
>>88901473
>>88901474
>All these butt hurt SU fags
And yet you claim superiority over bronies.

>>88901460
>dem noodle arms

Fuck if those things were any skinnier the outlines would touch.

>>88901313
>being this defensive

>>88901361
The third one happens fairly consistently, it's why the show gets a bad rap.
But thanks for letting me know.

>>88901503
This is some /v/ tier shitposting, I really have to applaud your dedication. Have a (You).

>>88901510
>Implying SU doesn't have noodle arms.
I didn't expect anything less.

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>>88901503
>Haha! I win because the show you watch is popular and you pointed out my complaints boiled down to it simply being popular therefore I win! Haha!
Don't you have a cartoon or comic that you enjoy that you'd rather talk about?

>>88901551
No they have hamshank arms.

Learn the difference.

>>88901532
Hopefully you'll do your part to help get SU cancelled.

>>88901551
The characters have defined elbows, yes.

>>88901373
>>88901402
>>88901452
>>88901456
>>88901473
>>88901474
You're only making yourselves look worse. I'm just sick of seeing you people making multiple threads instead of sticking to one. It doesn't help your image that you think everyone who speaks up is some malevolent boogeyman.

>>88900903
the fans, not the show itself
They try to play themselves up as the next greatest, best cartoon, like nothing could ever be better, when literally the only reason they like it is because they want to fuck children
Like the show is okay. Its a passable show. Theyre all passable shows. The issue with the Loadhouse people is that they fellate themselves to an outrageous extent similar to SU fans.

>>88901551
Here's a question. Why do people who don't watch shows talk about said shows as if they watch them?

>>88901589
>malevolent boogeyman
Excpet no one is doing that. We're just wondering you're being a bitch. Filters exist for a reason.

>>88901591
Loudfans are much more self aware than SU fags will ever be.

>>88900162

Homer and Peter are selfish sociopaths who would step over anyone for personal gain.

Greg is a genuinely good guy who tries to help people, even he isn't always sure how.

You sound like a salty fuck.

>>88901431
>Censorship can be a force of good.
spoken like a true cuck.
i'd rather get called an sjw any day of the week than believe drivel like this

>>88901564
It's exactly what this guy was talking about.
>>88901589

>>88900977
>playing World of Final Fantasy
>hear Tara Strong and Grey DeLisle
>immediately lose immersion and snap out of the game
no, those two are a corrupting cancer, like fuckin Johnny Yong Basch and Vic Mcnignog
Grey to a much lesser extent than that garbage VA Tara, but still cancer

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>>88901589
>just make a general
Wow, what a wonderful idea. Why haven't we thought of that?

>>88900877
asking the important questions

>>88900559

Now you're just baiting.

>>88901522
>being this defensive

>>88901652
>garbage VA Tara
I wonder if people genuinely hate Tara or are just riding the MLP hate bandwagon.

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>>88901635
>both only watch the shows for waifus
>both annoy the living shit out of other /co/mrades
>both hate each other
so self aware its like theyre exactly the same

>>88901589
>sick of seeing you people making multiple threads instead of sticking to one
So EEnE and Loud House is cancer too?
Regardless, the threads are always shitted up with bait to ridiculous degrees like this one, so it's not surprising people want to escape to different threads.
Might as well put this out there, but the vast majority of anons on /co/ like SU.

>>88901666
epic devil triple! satanic vore triple! aaah!

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>>88900410
You misread that. I meant that he suffers for the devotion he gives at times (best exemplified with his panic when he thinks Pearl and Steven exploded in space/the Jailbreak episode). He is written pretty realistically in that regard.

He hasn't done too much that warrants punishment, as he rarely does anything to warrant it. Peter Griffin is a man-child who never tries to be responsible.

Greg is a free spirit who does everything he can to provide for Steven.

Also, you are just being argumentative. You first say that "he never shows any flaws or issues" but then say he never pays for his actions... why would he pay for them then, if he has no flaws?

>>88901361

>hates a show

>wants to watch it on unofficial source

I don't understand this logic. If I don't like something, I don't watch it at all.

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>>88901674
no, I legit hate Tara Strong.
She has talent and uses NONE of it. She does the same 2 voices over and over again because she got lazy as fuck, and that pisses me off beyond belief.

>>88901361
Why do you care?

Do something productive with your time senpai

>>88901663
cuckchan moderation is such bullshit

>>88901652
You really just come off as an aspie.

The way I see, if you can actually act and pull off what is expected of the character, it doesn't matter if the VA is a veteran or just starting out. Only the truest basement dweller would pay that much attention to specific VAs.

>>88901283
>>88901431
>>88901648
All censorship is complete shit. Whether its blood and gore or taboo undertones.

>>88901723
and you come off as a faggot with no sense of taste

>>88899271
Where can I watch them?

>people get upset about a cartoon they don't like

>people get upset about VAs they don't recognize

>people get upset about VAs they do recognize getting overused

God, this generation sucks. You guys care about the most trivial shit.

>>88901757
yeah man fuck millenials

>>88901757
Go to bed old man

>>88901707
You ever thought that maybe after decades of voice acting, she just ran out of voices? It's something I've noticed with Grey and Tom Kenny.

Besides, voice acting is more than just doing different voices.

I'm going to bed, when I wake up this thread had better not exceeded 400 replies of bickering between faggots.

>>88901752
See what I mean?
True basement dweller.

>>88901768
>>88901770

This is what happens when people don't have actual problems in their lives. They hyperfocus on little things.

>>88901707
You have no idea how voice acting works.

>>88901757
>>people get upset about VAs they do recognize getting overused
Wow holy shit why would people not like the same VAs being used over and over for the same roles lol what a bunch of loser nerds

>>88901771
I could accept that she ran out of voices, but at least fucking mix up what burnt out voices she does. Three fucking characters in World of Final Fantasy are literally just Twilight's voice and inflection. Its shoddy work and it shows.
>>88901798
this

>>88901663
Is that a Mooninite in her eye?

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>>88901789
So you're mad that my life is better than yours right now?

>>88901643
Homer and Peter have moments of humanity and have shown they love their families.

Meanwhile Greg has gone to no such extent. He's basically a manchild raising a manchild.

>>88901589
>I'm just sick of seeing you people making multiple threads instead of sticking to one
Complain to the mods honey - if we were allowed a general it'd be easier for everyone, but nooo, the mods prefer it this way

>>88901794
Youre right, I dont.
That doesnt mean I cant complain when its shit.
I dont know how to make souffle either, but if some faggot serves me raw dough then I know its not good.

>>88901798
>>88901820
Getting flustered for something as trivial as what VAs are being used is something loser nerds do. Like we're talking Comic Book Guy here.

>>88901846
>asian_gilbert_gottfried.jpg

>>88901770
Make me fucboi

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>>88901886
Oh, you're baiting. Okay.

>>88901820
>>88901875
You ever thought that maybe it's the voice director's fault for giving them shit to work with?

A voice director can make all the difference in a product; even the most talented VAs can fuck up thanks to a bad voice director.
But you would know that if you knew about voice acting.

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>>88901898
Ill drag you to bed with me bby then Ill show you what it means to be a fucboi
We will cum for fucking hours and lucky for you older men are my fetish

>>88901920
So expressing my personal opinion is baiting now?
You're acting real ass assaulted right now.

>>88901943
Okay, so she just has a bad voice director every single time for the past like, 10sih years?
There's room for error sure and then theres just you being ignorant of poor voice acting.

this is only making v0.9 juicier

>adults fighting over children cartoon
>most are between 20 and 30 yo
>none of them have kids

/co/ at its finest

Tara Strong is the VA you pick when you don't want to have to put any thought into how your character will sound and just need a popular name to slap on your product.

>>88901691
He isn't realistic at all. A real parent would stop that before it happened, i.e. Marco's parents from Star Vs.

He mistreated Steven in House Guest, hid his family from Steven, skipped out on Steven during New Years, and is implied to be drunk/high all the time. At least Peter feels bad about what he does to his family. You just Greg is a free spirit with no direction.

Cause he's a Mary Sue; technically these are bad but the show never acknowledges it as such.

>>88902028
>implying I dont have two children
they also have better taste than these anons :^)

>>88901983
And then it's subjective. You may hear a bad performance but others might find it all right.
It just sounds like your mad that someone else disagrees with your opinion.

>>88901998
I guess you can get more water out of a rock if you cum on it a few times.

>>88902029
Most people only care about a VA if it's a Hollywood celebrity.

>>88902058
>is implied to be drunk/high all the time
lol

>>88902071
I assume they watch a lot of Teen Titans Go then.
Not even trying to be a dick, I heard that's what's popular with the kids.

You know what, I wanna give this show a decent shot. What's the best site to watch it on? And how many episodes are there now? I know they release a bunch at once and they're only 11 minutes long each, so maybe I can get through a good bit in a day or two.

>>88902028
>sir, the same faggot is posting over and over again

>>88902058
He did try to shut it down, you clearly don't remember the episode.

He's never shown to be drunk/high... never even implied. He also flipped out when he realized that he had missed New Years (he intended to go, but Amethyst was deliberately distracting and monopolizing him).

As for the "house guest" bit... well, they address that in episode.

He has flaws, but he tries to be as good a parent as he can.

Also, where is your previous claim he has no flaws now? You keep trying to play it both ways, at both extremes.

>>88900767
please stop shilling your awful theories

>>88902137
Fuck off Sugar.

>>88902111
"Most people" are normalfags whose opinions have no value.

>>88902137
Watch where ever you normally watch cartoons (i.e. KissCartoon).
And there's about 80+ episodes by now, with two episodes clocking in at 22 minutes. So, have fun with that.

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>>88902164
Damn, got me.

>>88901983
Tara has said this many times during VA panels that when going onto a show. They tend to request derivatives of her more iconic voices ie Raven Timmy Turner instead of asking her for something different. Tara has range but she isn't asked to utilize it. Same for Steve Blum

>>88902174
>"Most people" are normalfags
Exactly. So what does that make you?

>>88896996
>greg will have a role in jasper's redemption
so Steven gets a little sister?

>>88902208
I dunno, someone who values VAs beyond name recognition. What the fuck kind of stupid question is that?

>>88900625
Strong and Burch are highly overrated

>>88902239
So basically, not normal. :^)

>>88900216
>Now you're just trolling.
Literally in episode one.

>>88902261
You say that like it's supposed to be a clever way of using my words against me as if I was insulting myself.

>>88902251
And DeLisle isn't? She's on at least 3 shows right now.

Burch barely does cartoons and Tara has been limited to MLP and Harley Quinn.

>>88902287
I think you mean episode 2.

>>88902289
You kind of already were insulting yourself.
Hint; calling someone a normalfag is a bad way to hide your power level.

>>88900977
>If anything, the performances would be better.
No, they really weren't, you just think they're better because you want to fuck them.

>>88902136
They actually prefer Adventure Time. Which is mind boggling to me because I tried watching it with them and it was just dull.

>>88902287
>>88902314
Gregfags are so desperate.

>>88902354
What, I just said it was episode 2.

>>88902351
Try watching the earlier seasons. Ironically, that's when Rebecca Sugar was working on the show.

>>88902299
>Tara has been limited to MLP and Harley Quinn.
Tara also does TTG and the New Ben 10 Cartoon

>>88901460
>Then why is it that Star Vs and SU are pulling less views than the shitty PPG reboot
citation needed
> while TLH is surpassing SpongeBob in ratings.
This is because Spongebob has had nothing for a decade, and pedophiles love this show.

>>88902345
At least the those VAs are fuckable.
Do you really want stick your dick in Steven Universe's VA.

>>88902336
>You kind of already were insulting yourself.
Oh no, I'm not normal, what an insult.
>Hint; calling someone a normalfag is a bad way to hide your power level.
You are so stupid it's infuriating.
Why would I need to hide my power level on /co/, let alone 4chan, let alone any anonymous website?

>>88902381
Ill try that then. I bought them the S1-5 box set for Christmas, so no time like the present.
geddit

>>88902394
Oh yeah that. Kind of ironic she lost her role on Bubbles but kept Ben.

>>88900625
Call me crazy but I don't think being more popular necessarily means a VA is better.

>>88902406
>Oh no, I'm not normal, what an insult.
You do know that society values normalcy to some extent?

Also, not every one he is a stereotypical basement dweller. You will be judged if you act a certain way. You'd be surprised how judgemental Anonymous can be.

>>88902410
Bad puns are my source of life.

>>88901169

>13 things on the list
>3, possibly 5 have already come true if you count the Amethyst/Jaspers as potential CG members, along with the Rubies cameo (and Steven's stated intent to rescue them)
>That leaves 10 episodes to go for the remaining 8-10 checkmarks

It's possible. You should also consider that according to whoever made that that those spoilers count for future episodes past season 4 as well though. Also consider that this bomb was fucking crammed to the brim with plot, our only moments of "filler" were the Korea montage (which was less than a minute) and arguably Light Distortion.

>>88902433
They have more experience in voice acting.

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>>88902487
Doesn't make them better or more suited to a role.

>>88902497
Yes it does.

>>88896996
Is this the autist that 'predicted' last season, shouted about his inside knowledge and when he got almost every point wrong clammed up completely? Some of these points look almost exactly the same.

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>>88902458
I was joking when I said "you're so stupid it's infuriating" but now I'm not. If this is a troll then good job, you got me and I'm mad.

>>88901361

>1. Fuck up the merchandise. If you see any SU merchandise or DVDs, hide them where no one can see them. That way, they lose money.

Have you ever considered that you might have actual autism?

>>88902506
Well in that case drop all the cunts and get Will Smith instead.

>>88902225
And a dead stepmother!

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>>88902458
But if it's an anonymous image board then it doesn't really matter what judgements are made by anons about anons does it?

>>88902157
He didn't. Otherwise it wouldn't happened in the first place.

He can't remember when he got Steven his GUY toys. He only remembered what food he ate.

He could have left any time he want d but chose to stay anyways. Amethyst had nothing to do with it.

They glossed over it. He miraculously saves the day and everyone loves him.

In the show's eyes, he has no flaws. He can kill a whole orphanage and he'd still come out on top.

>>88896996
Fusion between Pearl and Steven, fuck Rainbow Quartz this fusion has to David Bowie Stardust

>>88902517
I seriously wasn't trolling.

But holy shit that's hilarious.

>>88902397
>Then why is it that Star Vs and SU are pulling less views than the shitty PPG reboot

Star VS pull less views because is on Disney XD a pay chanel, but it's actually their best show right now

The second is bullshit nuPPG is the second lowest rating series in CN you just to look at wikipedia

>>88902596
Well then congratulations, your level of discourse is the intellectual equivalent of saying "water is wet."

>>88902564
I think of it like this. Imagine you shit yourself at an amusement park. You're embarrassed but you're never going to see any of those people again, so no big deal really. But the fact that other people and are probably judging you is enough.

Plus, in both scenarios, people can take screenshots for the whole world to see you act a fool.

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>>88902569
You are an autist.

Pearl snuck in while he was asleep and kidnapped Steven, Greg had already shut down the "space program" and made it clear it wasn't happening.

You clearly don't have kids, but try to remember all the toys you were given... then ask yourself how often your parents thought about them. There's a reason that a lot of parent's just knew all pokemon as "pikachus" or whatever... you don't care.

As soon as he realized the time he tried to leave.

You are reaching.

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>>88896954
I swear to fucking god I will cluster exterminatus any faggot that bullies

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dUNGqPBWlH

>>88902656
There's just something about unintentionally setting someone off with something so minor that's so entertaining.

Like playing Jenga.

>>88902691
Yes, I tend to get frustrated when trying to explain something to someone who thinks they're really, really smart but is clearly too fucking stupid to understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.

A lot of people do, actually. It's pretty normal.

>>88902671
Marco's parents were willing to fight in full knight armor to save their kids. What's Greg's excuse?

Parents can read the packaging on toys dumbass. Greg couldn't remember because he was probably blazed out of his mind.

But then he stayed anyway.

You're just mad that someone is speaking out against your husbando.

>>88902660
Except in only one of those scenarios can I be identified, so obviously they don't have the same weight at all.
You must be considerably insecure if you think these two things are on the same level.

>>88902671
>You're an autist.

This whole thread is filled with autists.

>>88902680
>him
>he
i dont mean to sound like a spooky sjw but
f o r w h a t p u r p o s e

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>>88902225
>>88902555
>>88896996

>Greg
>Jasper

Jasper never stood a chance.

>>88902752
Well true, kind of it lost in the metaphor, but keep in mind my second point. There's a reason why we laugh at Barney fag; it's because we ain't him.

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>>88902761
Dunno. I'm not a chick. We've played around with gender bent Steven universe where the gems are all dudes and Steven is a spunky pugdy girl. Diamonds would be guys too.

>>88901798
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Blanc

>>88902784
Barneyfag is identifiable. He has made a reputation for himself on 4chan.

You and I have not.

>>88902730
>I'm the smart one! Other people are just too stupid!
>/reddit/

>>88902809
True.

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>>88902744
Can Marco's parent's fly into space unaided? Because pleading on the radio was all he could do, so that's what he did. He made himself clear that he didn't want Steven flying... blaming him for that is ridiculous, what more could he have done?

Parents can read, obviously, but they often don't care. That was the joke. Again, you clearly don't have kids, because anyone with kids can identify with them obsessing over something that you hate/are apathetic about... and you play along like you care when they bring it up/you buy one for them.

He didn't stay anyway. He got into an argument while trying to leave and Amethyst confronted him as his dead wife... then Steven showed up. He was trying to leave the whole time once he realized the time.

>>88902813
You'd have to be pretty stupid to get that out of my post. I'm not saying I'm smart, I'm just saying you're stupid.

>>88902758
Which makes it a reliable statement then, eh?

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>>88899544
>thin arms
>thin legs
>fat torso
>fat face
eldritch abomination

>>88902854
He could have gone to the other Gems for help. It's that fucking simple. He was just to lazy/stupid to do it.

That has nothing to do with Greg though.

He got himself in that situation in the first place. Absolving the blame on Amethyst won't do anything.

>>88902844
There you go. I don't know who you are, I can't identify you, and as soon as this thread is over I'll never know if I'm ever talking to you again. I don't even know what posts you've made in this thread besides mine. So no judgement I make of you now will have any value in the future.

Therefore, you are silly.

>>88902875
I should have clarified that I'm not the guy you're arguing with.
It just occurred to me that there's some serious autism in these threads.

>>88902924
And being silly is only half the battle.

>>88902959
All that matters to me is that you understand that your argument and viewpoint are incorrect.

>>88902915
He can't warp on his own, the gems were miles away and none of them have phones. So, good job. He did get Pearl talking at least, and was able to get Steven to notice what was going on using the radio... so if he had instead used those few minutes to try to get the gems, Steven would have died.

It was literally the joke. 'Guys' were a stand in for the "collector toys" that kids get. Cards, figurines, plush toys... whatever. Greg was the parent who just "didn't get it", which frustrated the child. That was the joke. You just didn't get it (and somehow made the connection to being a stoner? odd).

The situation started as watching videos with a former friend. It got away from him, but there was nothing inherently evil about it... and amethyst deserves the blame, as she was deliberately keeping him there.

Whoever Pearl's VA is should really get more roles, she has an amazing range for the amount of characters she voices on su.

>>88902915
>He could have gone to the other Gems for help.
What would they have done? They didn't have a spaceship at the time iirc. And during the time it would have gotten for him to get to the house (and hope real hard Garnet and Amethyst are there, and not away) Pearl might have made it outside radio range.

I'm getting the feeling that you're just baiting, because no one can really be this stupid

>>88903266
oh you and your sarcastic memes

>>88903346
You don't believe she's good?

>>88901361
Autism.

>>88903366
no no, the number of characters. she's done only pearls from what IMDb says

>>88903408
She's done a lot of background characters, Paulette, the ticket girl, and the crying breakfast friends characters is what comes to mind.

>>88903266
If I'm not mistaken she spent quite a few years not doing anything with her music career and just being a mother. Maybe she will go on to do other things beyond SU. Maybe more musicals, maybe more cartoons. Personally I won't get my hopes up. She's probably just going to go back into obscurity (i.e. make a life for herself).

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>>88899256

DON'T EVER FUSE WITH ME OR ROSE'S SON EVER AGAIN.

>>88896996
Do you think uncorrupted centipeedle will be that tiny gem we saw in the ship's calibration? It would make sense if they were to have a rivalry with the rubies.

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>>88899256
Isn't Greg the cuck though for Pearl overwriting his son with her memes?

Is Greg the harem protag we deserve?

>>88900881
Clyde is.

>>88904804

I do enjoy that no matter what situation they put him in Greg is always best character. Steven was kind of annoying these eps though.

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>>88896996
>instead of memorable villians it's was leading up to it's going to be bullshit friends you haven't met plot
PLATINUM

FUCKING

MAD

>>88901768
You are likely a millennial.

>>88904977
Greg is going to heal Blue Diamond with his dick.

>BD: you know, Pink diamond was really interested in humans. What exactly was it?
>Greg: oh, I can show you.

>>88901223
4chan in general basically is tumblr. People just like to pretend that isn't the case. The main difference is that the loudest most obnoxious 1% on each website are different (neo-nazis and related ideologies on 4chan and overzealous SJWs on tumblr).

>>88902798
I'd watch this.

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>tfw Great Grey Wolf Sif would be really good song for a Blue Diamond boss fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZVyHH-voR8

>>88899991
>>88900097
>>88900216
>>88900410
>>88902058
>>88902569
>>88902744
>>88902915
This much autism.

>>88899738

A country in Africa.

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>>88905234

Ok but now can we get a song from a good game?

Not even shitposting

>>88899988
nice Full House

>>88905082
No, they're the same too. It doesn't take much for an extreme SJW to turn color.

>>88905047
>Blue Diamond will use Greg's body as a dildo
fixed

>>88900625

>All the replies to this

You did good, anon.

>>88897941
Yeah, like one of the diamonds being a mopey mess. We all saw that one coming.

>>88896996
>predictable, safe guesses and common fan theories

>>88896954
i thought it was really good, but maybe that's because i have no concept of meter or anything music related. weren't the basically-talking tone and voice breaks meant to be intentional?

>>88905848
the song, Yellow Diamond's song, is intentionally dissonant because the Diamond theme itself is dissonant, it's the one that's played whenever Yellow Diamond shows up. Basically it's done to show how alien they are.

>>88897071
they open the doors so the diamond doesn't have to bend over and touch a panel smaller than their finger

>>88902798
But the gems dont have a gender, idiot.

>>88905959
No, they don't have sex. they have a single gender.

>>88906023
well most of them don't. Rose did. then she died.

What happens when BD goes looking for Greg but can't find him?

>>88906040
Someone's getting fucked to death, that's for sure.

>>88902532
>every character is now voiced by Will Smith
I see no problem with this.

>>88900967
He did not sing that, you mongoloid!
The line is:
>All I want to be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
Meaning he wants to see the fusion between Pearl and Amy he was told about.

>>88900523
hahaha no

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>>88905493
>BD vore/anal vore/unbirthing

fuck yes

>>88899482
Full Disclosure is the only song that I still think is great

>>88906477
There's also this line:
"but if it were me, i'd really wanna be, a giant woman."

Although I think he was more excited about the giant part.

>>88906156
Nah, EVERY cartoon fandom is full of people who also watch SU

>>88900625
You mean Cree Summer for Garent

>>88904977
Sugar said that from the start.
The show has no villains because that is a trait based solely on a myopic view from the protagonist's perspective.
It makes things more complicated and not that satisfying, but in a show that talks about the nature of interpersonal relationships, juxtaposing the idea of a villain with the concept of conflicting interests between two more grey parties seems rather fitting.

>>88904977
Anon it's been common knowledge for a long time that SU isn't a show where there will memorable villain villains, but rather just people doing bad things because in their own view they're justified and everyone does both good and bad things and morality is made of difficult choices.

I mean it's been leading up to that for a good while, what with all the hidden negatives about Rose that have been coming up, and the antagonists like Peridot and Jasper being sympathised with and given relatable motives etc

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>>88902638
>it's actually their best show right now

Wow is the bar really that low?

>>88906519
That's saying if he were Amy and Pearl he'd totes like to be a giant fusion which really has nothing to do with his badgering them about it, promise.
He's trying to talk them into it.