Who gave this the ok?

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I have no idea what show this is from or what the context is but that is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen from Star Wars.

>>88892411
Me

>>88892518
You're a dick.

>>88892411
Autism did.

>>88892411
lol it made me laugh. Just like the semi truck in Age of Ultron.

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>>88892411

>>88892534
I know

>>88892411
It's so stupid and yet so hilarious. Why would someone write this? I thought erasing the EU would lead to dumb stuff like this not happening.

>>88892501
It's from Star Wars Rebels and yes, even with the context it's still retarded.

>>88892770
Disney XD is basically disney channel for pre-stoner boys that belive that girls have cuties and Jonny Test and guitar solos between transitions are funny.

And giving it to then was not a healthy step

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>>88892411
From the thumbnail in the catalog I thought this was someone complaining about Kylo Ren's lightsaber a year late and possibly on the wrong board. Can't say I'm glad I was wrong.

>>88892959
I thought it was Kylo Ren's lightsaber but Darth Mual style.

>>88892411
So wait is Maul a good guy again?

>>88892411
Disney
the toy company

>>88892501
yuuz vhong was still dumber imo

>>88892411

Spinning sabers made sense for Grievus, a non-force user cyborg....but giving the villain of the weeks the ability was so fucking stupid.

>>88893087

yuuz vhong are out of place in Star Wars, but its not a bad concept

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>>88892411
>this is canon
>while pic related isn't
really makes you think

>>88893045
same

>>88892411
I love how the characters themselves are just standing their and staring, like even they realize just how fucking silly this is.

Why can't they just use the force to stop/take away their lightsaber and make them fall to their death?

>>88893087
We're they not the whole reason Palpatine formed the empire and the planet killing super weapons?

>>88893165
They're not sith lords or jedi. Basically one tier above Finn in the sword fighting skills.

>>88892411
This is part of why I have never been able to get in to clone wars or rebels. For every cool thing they do they do five things that are totally retarded and shit on star wars lore every bit as well as lucas ever managed to.

>>88892959
What the hell is your picture supposed to be

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>>88893513
A while ago someone posted a couple comic strips about a dad who was a furry and was upset that his daughter was not. People were freaked out by his eyes so a couple edits were made. This one was just the first pic to stand out to me while looking through my reactions folder.

>>88893046
Motherfucker won't die

>>88893285
Same reason you can't just force choke your opponent to death whenever there is a gap

Shitty writing and universe

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>>88893087
Disney Drones, ladies and gentlemen.

If it was from the EU, it's automatically dumber than anything Disney comes up with. Even lightsaber helicopters.

>>88893745
But the Vong are dumb.

>>88893204
Well the fight in OP's image took place on Malachor, there was a sith temple, and a sith holocron who had the same voice as Kreia/Traya. So it's partially canon at least.

>>88893794
If the war on Malachor was fought with helicopter lightsabers it's no wonder everyone came out of it a bit fucked.

>>88892411
Even aside from the pure silliness of spinning lightsaber helicopters, I don't understand how a cylindrical blade of plasma energy is able to move air enough to cause lift.

>>88893745
Pretty much true though. I'd take this over most of the EU any day.

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>>88893774
They're not as bad as faggots make them out to be. In fact, I find the people who complain about them the most are the ones who've never actually read the books and just regurgitate the exaggerations other people have made about them.

But dumber than flying away on your lightsaber helicopter? Come on. And there's no way to misconstrue it, like you could from not reading the Vong books. It's right there. You can see it. And it's pretty fucking stupid.

>>88893833
There's repulsor lifts in the handles, its not the actual blades producing lift.

>>88893831
Nah the war on Malachor had Kylo-Ren looking sabers. Helicopter sabers were given to Vader's inquisitors because Sheev and Vader trained them wrong as a joke.

>>88893857
How does that change how stupid it looks?

Did they approve this shit just so they could make some kind of Inquisitor action figure with super saber twirling action?

>>88893774
>guys I'm tired of writing about republic vs empire, let's introduce a new enemy. Let's make them use vastly different technology, have a vastly different culture and make it so that the jedi can't curbstomp them. Oh yeah, let's make them super edgy and make shit up as we go so it turns into a clusterfuck and let's kill a bunch of beloved characters because we need attention the marvel way

vs

>dude what if you spun a lightsaber so fast it worked like a helecopter

>>88892411
There is no need to be upset.jpeg

>>88893903
The first one is at least thinking outside the box. The second one is like a bull session between two stoned second graders.

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>>88893903
>>dude what if you spun a lightsaber so fast it worked like a helecopter
But that's not how it works.

>>88893903
The lightsabercopter at least makes sense from a Physics perspective, even if it looks silly.

>>88894129
>>88894115
>Marvel defense drones are actually trying to defend this

Why? Is your boner for Star Wars just that hard?

>>88893046
He never was a good guy.

>>88894155
I think it's a silly thing to get upset about half a year later. I always liked the Inquisitor sabers but that's because I like the reason they exist. Easy now, friend, it's just a Star War.

>>88892411
Man Rebels had some problems but it was good for the first episodes

Then they went full retard and brought back Maul AGAIN

It's almost as if they're making up for Maul not being in the movies for long by shoving him into everything

>>88894129
>The lightsabercopter at least makes sense from a Physics perspective

How does the blade work then?

>>88893891
Yes

Cool more Evil Helicopter noises.

Have them fly into conflict to Flight of the Valkyries

>>88894203
I think it's silly to get upset over the Vong 17 years later, but people still do it. They even use it to defend sabercopters.

>>88894231
Rebels did a lot of things right, but yeah shit got goofy in a few places.

I like how brutally a lot of stormtroopers die by the masses, I wouldn't expect that from Disney XD.

>>88894270
Well its a solid object until it hits a disruption.

>>88894354
The blade in the heli saber. How does the crystal/emitter in the stationary hilt allow the blade to spin while the hilt remains in the same spot?

>>88894395
The crystal and emitter are not in the stationary hilt.

>>88894395
Khyber Crystals aren't kept in the hilt but in the ring part?

>>88894395
Microbatteries Son. Something could be built into that emitter to allow a sustained blade as long as there wasn't something to disrupt it.

For all we know the entire inner ring could remain in contact with the emitters to enable a constant blade.

Many ways could be worked out on how a laser sword can be a helicopter.

>>88894438
Its all in the design least the old canon was. Some had multiple crystals all in the handle next to the power cells to alter the blade lengths and widths.

But yea that design its easy to just write it as the focus crystals being in the emitter heads.

>>88894508
>Many ways could be worked out on how a laser sword can be a helicopter.
Inspiring words.

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>>88892411
That is the dumbest fucking shit I have seen in a long while.

>>88893182

What makes them out of place in Star Wars? The fact that they were somewhat exempt from the Force or that they worshiped gods?

>>88894778
He doesn't even know. He never read the books.

>>88894508
>Many ways could be worked out on how a laser sword can be a helicopter.

True, which is why I don't care about how they manage to get the blades to spin as fast as a propeller. The point is that this weapon seems like something created up while laughing about Sheev's "It's treason then" line

>>88892411
The toy department

>>88893204
I thought the same about pretty much every Maul episode in TCW.

>>88894778
The fact that they were extragalactic. SW is a very contained story where antagonists are often in your own backyard, so to speak, because of the obvious analogies to real world villains. The Vong are an okay concept better suited to a different universe.

You wanna know why it happened? Because some poor animator working a 72 hour week to meet deadlines with his manager and mickey mouse breathing down his neck went slightly loopy. Hallucinating and jittery from sleep deprivation he made lightsaber helicopters in this foggy haze of fatigued madness.
Much in the same way they slip tits in childrens cartoons because they haven't seen their wife in a month because they've been camping under their desk trying to meet the next deadline.

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>>88895190

>>88895047
>SW is a very contained story where antagonists are often in your own backyard

Yeah, and they fought those guys. All the time. I don't blame them at all for bringing in something fresh

the cartoons are good they said

the cartoons don't have any wacky bullshit they said

>>88895190
It seems that animators are the root of all evil

>>88892411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>>88892411
>that "what the fuck" body language from maul and everyone else

loving every laugh

>>88893794
I will never forgive them if they make the unknown voice Kreia.

Somewhere out there, Avellone/Obsidian have drafts for Kotor III that they like to work on in their downtime just for fun.

This is anal waste.

>>88892411
LET'S TRY SPINNING, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK

>>88895237
He asked why they were out of place in Star Wars not why they brought them in.

>>88896006
They really aren't though.

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>>88893876
>Helicopter sabers were given to Vader's inquisitors because Sheev and Vader trained them wrong as a joke.

>tell the new recruits that they can helicopter fly with lightsabers
>if they can';t do it, they're just not cut out for doing this
>laugh with Sith watching them spin the blades around trying to fly
>after a few months, the madmen actually fucking do it
>Vader's face when

>>88893745
Its from the same team that made TCW.

>>88894129
No, no it fucking doesn't.

>>88893903
The first half of #1 that was a decent idea.

#2 was retarded from start to finish.

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>>88896440
This is screencap worthy

>>88895479
I want them to reintroduce Darth Traya and re-reveal her as a manipulative Sith Lord just to piss off all the ignorant Kreiafags.

>>88897198
EH, I wouldn't say that. I didn't write it that well or anything.

>>88897295
I feel like this will come up again some day, and now there is a picture for it.

>>88897295
Shh, let him post it on reddit to laugh with his buddies. Don't ruin this for him.

>>88897198
It isn't.

>>88892411
I can't see this and not think of the characters going "wheeee!"

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>I will never be autistic enough to have something silly like lightsabercopters ruin a show for me

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>>88892411
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

>>88898732
Nope. You will always be just autistic enough.

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>>88898732
Just imagine how autistic you had to be to feel the same about Kylo's Lightsaber

Why do they even need rotor action?
They can jump really high and far just using the Force.
Even slowly flying would be more acceptable than this.

>>88895190
Rebels episodes are animated fully for a season, typically, before the previous season has finished airing. Deadlines isn't exactly a problem.

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>>88898756
The Dark Side is going to rule the galaxy at the end of Episode 9. Jedi are cannon fodder.

>>88898978
they still have deadlines, though, even if they're not "you need to finish this so we can air it tomorrow morning at 7"

>>88892411
Didn't the show itself make fun of this by having one of the bad guy's sabers explode on him and have him fall to his death?

>>88899141
His saber was struck by another saber causing it to destabilize, but he flew away anyway and it exploded.

>>88895247
Star Wars is 100% wacky bullshit. Frankly sabrecopters fit in perfectly with the rest of the lunacy in the setting. I do not see the big deal.

>>88892411
Is that D Maul there or just another one of his race?

If it is Maul does he make a comment about them being poseurs?

>>88900153
it's Maul

>>88900153
That is Darth Maul and he puts his robotic winky in his own mouth and gives it a big hard suck.

>>88899725
It used to be a pastiche of Kurosawa Films and pulp Sci-Fi. Now it's pretty much Michael Bay's Star Trek for people who want science fiction with none of the commentary on science that used to be common to the genre.

>>88892411
I imagine the art or animation director approved it. probably while high or lacking sleep too.

I guess I should be offended by it, but I dunno, they never really bothered me.

>>88900227
you could just say JJ Abrams' Star Trek because why be coy

>>88900227
the original Star Wars didn't really have commentary on science either though

How do energy rays produce the physical force required to cause lift and flight?

>>88893204
Both Old Republic games are partial canon until further notice from Disney.

>>88897059
This.
>>guys I'm tired of writing about republic vs empire, let's introduce a new enemy. Let's make them use vastly different technology, have a vastly different culture and make it so that the jedi can't curbstomp them.
This isn't bad. Execution may have been lacking, but lightsaber helicopter isn't even a good idea in the first place.

>>88900355
>Both Old Republic games are partial canon until further notice from Disney.
that's not how it works

they are NOT canon until further notice from Disney

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>>88900409
Disney are the ones who decided they were partial canon. They've all ready used elements from them.

>>88900489
there's no partial canon

unless there's explicit confirmation that the games are canon, they're not canon

>>88900294
It had a lot of discussion about the relationship between technology and if faith had any place in the world. Also it had several scenes discussing and comenting the ethics of cyborgs (and some could argue machine assisted living like a dialysis machine or such) in relation to Darth Vader. In particular there's some strong imagery when Luke cuts off Vader's hand and reflects on his own physical and mental transformation to become more like him when he fell to the dark side.

>>88894508
>Many ways could be worked out on how a laser sword can be a helicopter.
Would you like to read that again you goddamned retard?

>>88900489
Neither KOTOR, KOTOR2, nor TOR are canon.
Parts of them may be taken and made canon, but that has never meant that everything that it is pulled from is canon. Not even the previous info about them from the old material is canon. Whatever is made of these things in the new material is what is canon.

>>88900599
Good the further the better. Disney should never touch the Old republic era. Its autistic enough as it is. Full of pink lightsabers and bikini wearing commandos.

>>88894231
Maul is actually fucking awesome in Rebels though, and he's going to get his rematch with Obi Wan Kenobi soon too.

>>88901216
>Obi-Wan showing up in Rebels
plz no

>>88900678
I'd rather have those then Disney's bullshit were they orbit the original movies/

>>88894129

>The lightsabercopter at least makes sense from a Physics perspective
>Physics perspective

did you finish high school? SW technology doesn't makes sense much of the time. The lightsaber cannot be explained unless you put "it's fucking magic" next to it.

>>88893204

>Bastila Shan is not canon

FUCKING GAY EARTH

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THE LIGHTSABERS ARE NOT GENERATING LIFT.

THERE IS A REPULSORLIFT IN THE HANDLE.

YES IT LOOKS DUMB BUT IT IS NOT A SABERCOPTER.

I'M MAD

>>88892802
>Rebels

You mean, not only was Maul alive in Clone Wars, he's still alive by Rebels?

>>88901879
why did they spin the blades at all then

>>88901879
Got any proof?

>>88901632
SWTOR went even lower than killing off Revan in the latest expansion given that they abandoned the whole lot of the class questlines. Its still fun though, worth the play even if you go at it solo.

>>88902081
>Its still fun though
>still
it was never fun and it's still not now

>>88901894
Yes. Depending on the season finale, he could continue living past Rebels as well.

>>88901925
It's to make up for their lack of full training. The spinning is meant to scare the Jedi Padawans the Inquisitors were trained to kill after Order 66, instead of being able to scare them with pure battle talent.

>>88901955
Pablo Hidalgo's mouth (Story Group member) in a Rebels Recon episode where he addresses it.

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This will never be canon.

>>88902215
I meant why did they spin the blades when they were flying away

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>>88902218
>This will never be canon.

>>88902215
>It's to make up for their lack of full training. The spinning is meant to scare the Jedi Padawans the Inquisitors were trained to kill after Order 66, instead of being able to scare them with pure battle talent.

I think he means why did they spin them to fly if they didn't need to.

Did they think they were intimidating Padawans by looking like helicopters?

>>88902257
thank christ

>>88892411
>helicopter lightsabers
fuckin retarded, if logical conclusion to the already retarded spinny lightsaber they made up
>maul saying fuck you niggas, i dont need a helicopter to glide
actually pretty cool in my opinion. he's obviously always been fast and agile, and his robo legs let him jump like a motherfucker

>>88902244
>>88902268
To look cool. It doesn't have to be practical all the time. Also there's no such thing as helicopters in SW, the complaint is only based in real-life things not relevant to the universe.

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>>88902319
>To look cool.

But it looks stupid.

>>88902319
>to look cool
that didn't work out

>>88902331
>>88902337
It doesn't have to look cool to you specifically :^)

>>88902319
Spinning was a good trick. But not a cool trick.

>>88902350
Do YOU really think >>88892411 looks cool?

>>88902350
I sincerely doubt anyone thinks it looks cool

yes, including children

>>88902366
Yes, especially after eating paint chips.

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>>88892411

i haven't used this image for a long time

>>88892587
People here haven't played Souls?

>>88902432
check the dates, friend

>>88902163
Oh go fuck yourself you stunted pimple.

>>88902651
sorry I don't like your garbage game, anon

>>88902651
Don't use your speech-to-text while popping your zits, Anon.

>>88902675
another memelord. Typical.

>>88902690
It works, especially in the buttcheeks.

>>88893300
Who? Sheev?

>>88902812
>memelord
nigga I played that game for almost two straight years from launch then on and off until about a month ago

it's a garbage game

>>88893624
desu the middle age mother pretending to be a 12 year old anime girl is more offputting than the furry dad

>>88893204
Why are people so obsessed with what is and isn't canon? Do you enjoy the Old Republic games less because they're "not canon"?

>>88900548
>It had a lot of discussion about the relationship between technology and if faith had any place in the world.
No it fucking didn't.

I'm fairly certain this was done because now anything Disney does from this point on will be less retarded in comparison, kinda like cutting off your own head to make the lost toe seem less egregious

>>88892411
I wonder if you could do this by vaporizing the air above you to create a vaccum.

Somebody get /sci/ in here.

>>88896440
they better redeem themselves by putting this in, either way this is officially canon because it's the only way to live with helicopter sabers

>>88901879
this is my fetish

>>88893723
>Same reason you can't just force choke your opponent to death whenever there is a gap

And now I'm off to write some erotic fan fiction.

>>88901879
So, basically full Zanscare.

>>88903221
maybe they can create some sort of air current/lift via the massive amounts of heat being dissipated from the light blades into the air, aided by the rotating motions to give it direction but even then it's pretty far-fetched.

couldn't they have found another way like force-floatting oor some shit?

>>88892411
>expecting anything good from D*sney Wars

The franchise you loved is dead, anon. It'll be better if you stop watching the Mouse puppeteer its corpse.

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>>88892411
Physics did.
>small planetoid (good bit less gravity), plus similar/equal air density to "normal"
>both are VERY conducive to helicopter type travel
>spinning blades of charged plasma already established, plus the basic physics of the location equals a classic "fuck you it's fun" situation
There, now you may continue your whining about muh EU not being canonized from its eternal side-content idea-pool status.
For the trillionth, no less, ata boy op, gotta keep up tradition, eh?
And I'm sure that billboard on Steiner and Lombard in San Francisco will change the story groups position on things.
Living in the Bay Area has unexpected benefits to be sure, don't see shit like that everywhere.

>>88892411
Do they all have robotic hands?
There's no way a wrist can spin a full 360, especially at high rpm.

>>88903567
don't be a tit

https://youtu.be/CdEO76klfrs?t=55s

>People hating on the helicopter

Man this was the shit when I was a kid.

https://youtu.be/sAA6eMpOfB8?t=2m8s

>>88902396
>Image made over 10 years ago

I feel oddly nostalgic

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>>88892411
Someone who really liked Victory Gundam?

>>88892411
A person could theoretically fly using the force.
There's abso-fucking-lutely no reason that they need to spin their god damned sabers around though.

>>88892411
>Disney star wars

>>88899004
HE DOESN'T EVEN ACTUALLY LOOK AT HIM

LEE'S HEAD ISN'T AT THE RIGHT ANGLE

FUCK YOU GEORGE

>>88903023
>Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

You were saying?

>>88903023
Luke Skywalker: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

>>88900541
I';d argue that most of the new video games are partial canon. Vehhicles and weapons etc are canon but the scenarios often are not.

If they are using the force then how is this an issue?

>>88892411
That's bullshit, but I like it.

>>88901894
He is battling with Ben Kenobi 2 years before A New Hope/Rogue One. He was too cool to make sense, even on SW universe merkings. I hope he will survive even that. It was really coll when he dark mirrored Yoda in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

They tried spinning, its a good trick.

>>88892501
>>88892411
eh, they've got droids that'll fit in your hand that can support that kind of weight

it's retarded, but it's not out of place

>>88903548
>And I'm sure that billboard on Steiner and Lombard in San Francisco will change the story groups position on things.
>Living in the Bay Area has unexpected benefits to be sure, don't see shit like that everywhere.

What in the name of fuck are you talking about?

>>88892411
Yoshiyuki Tomino

>>88907114
a bunch of people got money together to buy ad space on a bilboard near the story groups office. the billboard was them begging Lucasfilm to bring back the EU and "continue the story" like Lucasfilm declared that there could never be any more non-canon stories or something.

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>SAVAGE
>OPRESS

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>It's canon guys! No fanfic here at all!

>>88907280
Everything between RotJ and TFA is fanfic.

>>88907274
>barbaric
>brutalize

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>>88892411

>>88907289
Do you know when Rebels takes place?

>>88907350
I mean IRL chronology you sperg.

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>>88907350
Nobody fucking cares nerd, fuck off.

>>88907362
So only the first twenty six episodes of Rebels are canon?

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>>88907362
So only the OT and TFA are canon sperg.


>there's been more Rebels episodes than Outlaw Star episodes

Go die

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>>88892411
On the plus side, they all got slaughtered in a hilarious a but good way, the same episode, so all is forgiven.

>>88907399
It seems that in my anger I have killed my post. Meant for >>88907387

>>88892411
Disney, had to push those new spinning lightsaber toys.

>>88907389
>the prequels and brigando uno
>canon

Nah

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>all of this autism

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>>88907418
>no problem with TFA being canon

>>88907274
>tfw no Darth Icky or Darth Insanius

>>88907432
It doesn't contradict the OT, so no.

>>88907442
But it does.

>>88907451
How?

>>88907438
We have
>biggs darklighter
>feral
>UrrOr'RuuR
>URoRRuR'R'R
>deathstar jetstar

So we're fine I guess

>>88907469
There's also
>Ben Solo

>>88907469
ROTJ implies a happily ever after ending.

Your kind just takes what shit they shovel you.

>>88907828
>ROTJ implies a happily ever after ending.
To be honest that was also not the case in the EU, they still had to fight for years until the Imperial remnant finally capitulated, but it was still more hopeful than the shit J.J. wants us to swallow because he's "muh OT"

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I have to assume they're using Force Flight to just levitate away, and are spinning the sabers for some retarded, unrelated reason.

>>88907828
>implies
So you have no arguments, yes?

>Your kind just takes what shit they shovel you.
If you've read the EU you must know that it gets contradicted in there too. Also, what are you gonna do, more prequels? Prequels suck exactly 100% of the time.

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>>88907114
>>88907244

>>88907928
>Prequels suck exactly 100% of the time.
Rogue One would like a word with you

>>88908305
OK, R1 sucks only 90% of the time.

>>88908305
I hope its an apology for being so boring.

>>88894129
>The lightsabercopter at least makes sense from a Physics perspective
It absolutely does not.

>>88894129
what

>>88908841
But he's a "physicist". He knows what he's talking about I'm sure he read a lot of "explanations" on how things could work.

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>>88907469
>URoRRuR'R'R

So THAT's what Palpatine said when he spun around. The only reason he lost to Windu is because he wondered why his good friend didn't come to help him.

>>88894231
Maul is the only interesting thing Rebels has going for it at the moment.

>>88910849
The Rebels have never been interesting from the start. I don't give a shit about little faggot space Aladdin, the wannabe wookie, the "wacky" asshole astrodroid, jedi mcwhocares, special snowflake punk boba with a vagina or space mom.

The already established characters are more interesting and they're all people want to see.

>>88892411

Someone high on ket, causing kek.

>>88896440

Inb4 nuts to your fist style

>>88907389

but but but the spessship from rebels popped up in the background in rugoe one if you squint so rebuls is canon!?

and and and clone wars was about the clone wars and they're totally gonna reference jabba's son from the movie again honest!

>>88905921

Because you can't just use a vaguely-defined power that gives you magic-like abilities as some sort of, I don't know, vaguely-defined power that gives you magic-like abilities but they're retarded.

No, the force only gives you vague abilities that are like magic that aren't fucking stupid.

Except that, before you say it.

Or that.

Or that.

Hah, that's from the EU, that's not canon any more, you lose!

>>88892584
I still don't see why you guys went so apeshit over the truck. This is pretty retarded though.

>>88892584
>>88911148

Well, technically it was just the trailer that flew, not the whole truck

Spinsabers are a gift

>>88913400
but also a curse?

>>88892411
how can light beams create lift?

>>88913634
Squats and oats.

>>88913634
The beams themselves aren't creating the lift.

>>88913634
Oh, what meme...

>Same way jet fuel can melt steel beams.
>Do YOU even lift?
>They sexually identify as attack helicopters, it's nothing to do with the lightsabers.

...Fuck it, I'll just answer. They can't.