Dan Vs.

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>>88880775
I'm going to compile them tomorrow if I wake up early.

Also my favorite has to be the extended Superhero one.

>>88881231
>the extended Superhero one.
I second this. "Start killing ostriches" was pretty funny.

>>88881327
"I'm actually one of the ostriches" had me in stitches and I'm not sure why

"Yes... In the rectum..."

>>88880775
Sort of wish it had a few more season

>>88882533
>>88882533
I think most people in the fandom would agree.

I wish we got 6 seasons at least and a Movie!

>>88882667
Five would've been perfect.

and two movies.

Nowadays I just watch American Dad and pretend that Dan had a kid named Snot sometime ago

>>88882699
>Nowadays I just watch American Dad and pretend that Dan had a kid named Snot sometime ago

One of these days, I want to get some of Snot's dialogue and animate Dan saying them or something.

>>88882667
Dan Vs. The Movie
>Someone is making a movie about Dan without his permission, so he goes to get revenge on the people making it to stop its production

It still bothers me that My Little Pony will soon be entering its 7th season (or 8th? I've lost count honestly) and Dan will probably remain with 3 seasons forever

>>88882899
Barney and Friends was a mistake.

>>88883408
Fuck you

>>88884577
t. degenerate

>>88882839
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

Show would have been better if it could have had more adult humor. Dan's anger had to be limited for a hub audience

>>88889470
>>88889470
Well, some things aren't as funny since Dan and others aren't allowed to swear.

But, for the most part, I think it's still a really funny show even though they couldn't get too vulgar.
IMO, it makes it funnier than actual adult shows

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Best girl coming through

>>88881231
That'd be great. Facebook is not a fun interface to use.

>>88882990
fucking die

>>88880775
>people still caring for this shitty series

>>88894182
Really makes you think.

>>88886004
>>88883408
don't we suffer enough?

Been waiting ages for another Dan Vs. thread.
Bump

>>88898430
Well... At least it's a little higher on the list now.

>>88881231
>>88891744
I'm starting the upload but this thread's getting raided by that spammer. ETA three hours till full upload.

>>88899198
sounds good

>>88899198
Keep going, man.

I wish this show had a decent animation budget.

>>88900475
The coloring was very nice, though, and I always found the character designs to be very charming.

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>>88899198
>>88881231

Alright, here you go Danons.

Also worth noting, the Facebook guy said that what he did wasn't exactly legal and is in danger of getting the vids taken down so yeah it's good to make copies whenever possible.

https://mega.nz/#F!rUM1UIZK!GuiwRg51GgA_FDQnh31Wfg


While reading the Flintstones storytimed yesterday I gotta wonder, how would a Cave Dan interact in such a modern stone age world?

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>>88900689
One warning.

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>>88900774
>the Facebook guy said that what he did wasn't exactly legal
I was under the impression that everything on that page is hyperbole made to suit the character.

Still downloading though. I hope there will be outtakes posted too, this show was very well cast.

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>>88900475
It's the best example of great writing making up for poor animation.

>>88900774
I don't think the Shrek one is supposed to be in there but I'll take it.

>>88900895
>tumblr filename

>>88901086
That would be Dr. Katz I think

>>88901265
You needed a filename to tell you that particular image was from tumblr?

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>>88900774
Thanks

>>88900774
I think the facebook guy is Dan Mandel? He's posted some identifying info that would definitely suggest that. I might continue this post if I find what I'm talking about.

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>>88901815
he's posted some selfies on the facebook page before, so i'm thinking it's him

So since Dan Mandel, our Lord and Savior, did some not so legal shit this past month, is there no hope of Dan VS ever returning?

I'm kinda hoping he posts some ideas that were thrown around for Season 4.

Haven't checked the page in a few months, good thing I'm catching this stuff now.

>>88902154
I've been downloading these deleted scenes as they get released, just in case Dan was stopped due to legal issues and had to take them down.

even though he's done, I still feel that's a possibility though

>>88900774
>Divorces are not for children

I love the way these files are named lol

>>88902204
Yeah, it's up to the remaining fans to try and make backups

I love this show to death and watch a marathon of it every few months. God I wish the fandom wasn't so small, I want more people to make DanXChris art (more importantly, TALENTED people)

>>88902392
Why the fuck do you care so much? You were doing this in the thread we had a while back

Just give up already

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>>88902480
You do it for her, that is to say you do it for him~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDXPS0P2bOA

Is there a better quality version of this promo out there? I somehow doubt it, but it's worth a shot.

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>>88902642
Closest I can give you is https://www.youtube.com/user/HUBTVNETWORK/search?query=Dan+VS

>Hub's last update was 2 years ago

>>88902859
I don't seem to see the promo I'm looking for in there but thanks anyway.

>and that last update was a Discovery Family commercial for MLP

>>88901815
I'm pretty sure it's Dan who runs it. He talks the same way on his personal Facebook. Plus with that anon saying the selfie thing.

>>88902930
yeah, it's him

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>>88902930
Well whether or not it is him, he makes for great /co/ posts

>>88884830
t. small white dick

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It's funny how The Hub had involvement with Hasbro but they totally missed out on merch for this show.
I know Dan Vs was never very marketable to begin with, but I feel like a box set of Mini figures of Dan, Chris, Elise, Mr Mumbles, Crunchy and Imposter Dan would've been nice. A plush of Mr. Mumbles could've looked something like pic related (just make the fur more scruffy and the face look more like a cartoon and it's perfect)

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>>88903215
Minifigures wouldn't sell, but plush Mumbles would even as an obscurity.

Not to mention good old Jerk shirts never fail. His VA even has that.

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>>88903215
Facebook guy even has his own grumpy cat, whiter than mumbles though but scruffy as ever.

>>88903255
It's sad that you're right.
I wish we lived in a universe where this show took off and got more than just a shirt and DVD.

>plush Mumbles would even as an obscurity.
So, she'd kinda be like the GIR of this show? I see girls with GIR merch sometimes and they don't even know what Invader ZIM is... Sigh...

>>88903312
Exactly, but cat plushies are a dime a dozen. It won't be unique but it will sell better than unarticulated angry man with two taller other characters.

>>88903416
Now I really want a Mr Mumbles plush :/

I have so many ideas for Dan merch, but unless I can hold a toy factory hostage, I don't see that dream coming true any time soon

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Out of all the deleted things from every episode, I'm glad this managed to stay in.

>>88900475
>>88901086
I like the way it was animated. I feel like it suits the show well.

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Fun fact, Ted was a beta version of Dan's imposter according a really old FB post that I never got to cap.

Fuck why do I like this stupid cartoon man!

>>88903255
>tfw can't remember where I put my own JERK shirt
I actually made two of them but the lettering wasn't straight.

>>88903949
He's one of us. An incarnation of internet hatred.

He once became a banner of 4chan you know.

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>>88903312
>I see girls with GIR merch sometimes and they don't even know what Invader ZIM is... Sigh...

>>88882990

I would have loved a Dan Vs. the prom or school dance

>>88904063
The closest is HS reunion. At best Dan does get attracted to women, and even expressed optimism at one day finally finding a woman he could divorce in the future.

>>88904311

Oh didn't know about that episode

Is it actually called Dan Vs. the reunion or something else

>>88903854
Is this the only known instance of a 9/11 joke in a kids cartoon?

>>88904359
Is Dan a kid's cartoon though? They've said crap a couple of times and had castration and rape jokes all around.

>>88904349
Yeah, it's that one.

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>>88900774
Obviously I understand the killing Mr Mumbles part was a joke and was never going to be part of the episode, but I'm quite upset they didn't use that Reservoir Dogs scene.

>>88904567
It's a cartoon under heavy time constraints. Even with cheap flash they still need more commercial time. Shame they won't release a special edition Blu-Ray or something featuring the extended versions of the episodes.

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Give me some idea for comical lewds for Dan. An angry guy who can't relax even during sex is hilarious to me.

>>88904749
That scene during the camping trip with the bear.

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>>88904760
Seconding this but this time it's a girl in a bear suit.

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>>88904749
He had godtier women.

>>88904749
>>88904760
>>88904800
He needs to be all scratched up and rubbing his ass in the same way, though.

>>88904800
Make it Hortense in a bear suit and you've got a deal. Or the Boss lady who's name completely escapes me at the moment.

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>>88904800
WITH LEGLOCKING

>>88902258
>Dan and Chris are destined to play a children's card game together for all eternity.mp4

The names are perfect.

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>>88903854
>Dan was a debt collector
Seems like a good job for him.
He does have a habit of making someone pay.

>>88904852
>that filename
I wonder if the Hanar are in Andromeda.

>>88904838
Hortense the wealthy mid twenties widow.

Dan has a good plan in that one.

>>88904810
I remember there were more of these. REVEAL THEM TO ME, PLEASE.

>>88905571
I'd hope. The whole new races interaction thing went to shit as soon as that early game demo showed you talking with a human with krogan guards.

I think this is more a fallout situation. You are the pathfinder out to find a new home for your people of your ship. But other ships have already been colonizing for a while before yours.

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>>88905756
I absolutely have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>88905946

>>88905952
Artist?

>>88905979
Someone from /ic/ apparently.

Blump

>>88908016
Revved, you have a lecture to listen to

>>88908041
Canuck Uni doesn't start till the 9th IIRC

>>88908041
Just making an observation.

>>88900774
I thought there'd be what, 3 or 4. There's a shit ton there, thanks anon!

Will catch up on this stuff

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Does anyone have the Mega of all the episodes? If so, I can take WebM requests

>>88910077
I have a link to one, but you'll have to wait til I get home on my computer :P

>>88910077
Here's the link if you still want them
https://mega.nz/#F!K4NACahS!L5Bskc_mArHS9psC3_zhWQ

>>88913420
Thanks love

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>>88913470
No prob Bob

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Anyone up for buddyshipping :^)

I was sure I had a picture of Dan cucking Chris from the last thread but now I can't find it.

>>88914987
Does he even have a life???

>>88915185
How about you let the mods do what they want in this situation? Stop it, because you're the only one derailing the thread.

>>88915501
he was in the last dan vs thread.

Dan vs. Autism

>>88915567
Dan vs. Barneyfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzV4eOMKYpw&list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ&index=35

Sounds like a fun episode.

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>>88905862
>>88905869
>>88905907
>>88905913
>>88905938
>>88905946
>>88905952

>>88917660
It won't. It doesn't need to.

>We need Fort Know kid, it's a matter of national defense.

>>88919130
I've watched Dan but never knew about 4chan at the time I'm new

>>88913588
What do you mean?
You holding out on us?
Show us the damn pictures!

>>88917779
Yes it does, retard, it has Sunset Shimmer in it, and it needs to be deleted for Rule 15.

>>88919646
just stop going on /co/ or ignore this thread. jesus christ.

>I don't care if you spawned fully formed from the head of Zeus! You screwed up!
I fucking love the writing of this show.

>>88905913
Becky was best girl. I'm still pissed Dan blew his chances with her

>>88920370
They probably would break up eitherway. Dan's short temper would mean he'd be jealous of anyone.

>>88920564
Don't push it against the mods, mate. One pic's enough but you might just get the whole thread deleted.

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Why was this masterpiece cancelled while my little fucking pony is being renewed for season seven? Fucking ree.

>>88920714
how is >>88920564 mlp?

what kind of mutant are you to be able to identify this shit constantly.

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>>88920843
It's a better show

>>88920843
MLP has money and brownies on its side :/

I feel as though this thread was severely detailed.

What what the best ship of this show?
The only correct answer is Buddy shipping

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>>88905862
Burger bitch was best girl goddamn

>>88920976
*Derailed

>>88920976
i shouldn't continue to question the kind of autism this site breeds but holy fuck man

also buddy shipping a best

>>88920973
>>88921009

both of you either talk about dan vs or go shit up another thread

Is this a thread Dan would be proud of?

>>88921566
Cartoon Dan or Facebook Dan?

>>88921960
Cartoon Dan

>>88882667
Go home leddit.

>>88923755
Is community leddit?

>>88905571
Considering Bioware is maximum lazy, of course there are.

Sucks we never got a "Legion of Doom" episode where all of Dan's former foes team up according to one of the writers.

>>88924243
That could have made for an interesting season/series finale.

Dan* might've even appeared again

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>>88925189
On the bright side I managed to post the mega link before it was deleted. Had it been 2014 I probably would've been banned. Ponies are a bit lax now but a couple of OPs are pushing it ala obscure pone images.

>>88925224

I forgot Dan is a ponk fan

>>88925224
DanXFluttershy is underrated

Anyone want me to take screenshots of any episodes, I have all of Season 1 and 2, but only a few episodes of Season 3 (I haven't bought all of Season 3's episodes yet. Probably a fruitless effort but I want to support this show legally)

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>>88926144
Dan getting kissu from any of the girls who kissed him.

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>>88926175
Not exactly kissing but this is all I have so far.

Sorry I'm slow, my wifi is worse than I thought it was gonna be tonight.

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>>88926459
Here's some more with The Catburglar 1/3

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>>88926550
The Catburglar 2/3

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>>88926566
The Catburglar 3/3

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Bonus Mr. Mumbles!

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One of my favorite Dan expressions

>>88926621
>Lesbian cat sex

I really love the backgrounds for this show, anyone know if they've been posted on any of the artist's art blogs or anything?

>>88926911
i dont think so

>>88927175
Well damn

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>>88926911
>>88927192
They have, actually. unfortunately, i lost my wallpaper folder in a HD crash awhile back and I never found the blog link again. They are out there though.

Till then, here's a old piece of promo art i'm not sure was ever used.

>>88905213

>the entirety of the first draft of Ye Olde was written entirely in iambic pentameter (as a nod to 'Moonlighting', of course). But, shockingly, the network couldn't quite handle the concept

The writers of this show were a lot smarter than we gave them credit for.

>>88931350
Damn, that's some high quality promo art. Shame it was never used.

>>88932338
That was probably just a joke.

>>88932575
Probably, but I like to think that it's true.

Did that post on Facebook about Hortense get taken down?

Her first appearance she was Fourteen or something

>>88935699
Why would Chris encourage Dan to hit on a fourteen year-old?

>>88935718
She lied about her age to get the job so the post goes. Also food was involved at which point Chris becomes an unreliable moral compass.

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I both love and hate this frame. It's so weird

>>88936394
I love the back of dan's head.

>>88905869
Why yes, Miss Rusty Shackleford - I do want to fuck you.
>>88905938
>>88905952
Bests

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I'm not the only one who teared up a little during this scene...right??

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>>88880775
Lol wow. It's a shame this show didn't get onto Adult Swim.

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>>88939281

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>>88939281

>>88939163
>>88939031

Are these concept pics?

>>88941319
Yes. Got them from some artists blog

>>88941418
do you know who it was?

>>88937755
I don't think it would have gotten as many episodes as it did elsewhere.

What I wouldn't give for a Blu Ray packed with a Jerk T-Shirt.

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>>88941418
>>88941608
Those are from Chris Battle (character designer). He posted those on his art blog.

>>88942402
Lotta those looking really young. And that one way too hot.

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>>88942402

>>88942495
The final version still looks like a college student when she's supposed to be in her early 30s.

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>>88942402

Got anymore

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>>88943766
Of course, I'm just stretching them out as long as possible to bump the threads

>>88904749
Hortence

>>88905862
Is me or suddenly is getting hotter here?

>>88905862
She's got those big heavy naturals by the time she's twenty. Dan is going to be a happy man.

Don't worry /co/mrades, in ten years I'm gonna be filthy rich and the first thing I'm gonna do is to produce another season of Dan vs.
Mark my words /co/mrades, ten years.

>>88944180
Anon, some of us won't be alive in 2027.

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>>88944180
I'm screencapping this. You BETTER follow through

>>88944223
Can't you wait ten more years until suicide? Will be worth of it, anon.

>>88944244
I won't disappoint you guys.

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>>88944248
Ten MORE years?
I'll try

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>>88944719

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>>88942402
Are those zip-off cargo pants?

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>>88920976
>What what the best ship of this show?
>that spoiler
How is anyone suppose to answer you when you already posted it asshole?

>>88946502
Well there's always the next best thing!
Crunchy X Dan

>>88946546
>Crunchy
>Not imposter x Dan hatesex
>Or Dan threeway-ing with Elise and Chris
C'mon anon, step up your game
Its hard when pretty much ever ship is solid

>>88946684
My favorite ships are Buddyshipping and Dan X Elise tbqh.

Though I don't really ship much of the other Dan ships, I still enjoy the content people have made for the other ships.

Is Dan just able to be shipped with anyone?

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>>88947322
>if enough people die, we can show you some deleted scenes

Stan's 2016 was not wasted

>>88947426
Dan was originally going to post his delicious deviled eggs, but settled on posting deleted scenes.

>>88947632
He's a treasure.

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>>88946470

>>88948064
what episode was he in?

>>88948324
Technology

>>88948499
Oh, obviously.

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>>88946684
>no Dan x Elise's parents episode
>Chris and Elise walk in
>they join in

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>>88936814
You're not alone, anon.

>>88950480
That's almost one of the "deleted" scenes

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>>88950480
>Elise's parents roughing him up for his family secret recipe
>Her mom tries new tactic, trying to seduce him
>He's not really biting but Elise's dad starts getting turned on
>They squabble about it
>Dan, mostly trying to get them disgusted, suggests a three way
>They look at each other, thinking this may be the way to the recipe they want so bad, and both give a nod of determination, if not slight reluctance
>Dan is horrified, kind of aroused, and starts screaming (and ""screaming"" )
>Elise and Chris hear him and go to rescue him from another family dinner gone wrong when they walk in on everything
>Everyone freezes a moment
>Dan, and his ever damning mouth, goes "great, why dont we add MORE to this degenerate pile?" sarcastically
>More silence, Dan looks confused. "Uh hello, RESCUE ME?"
>Elise closes the door, her parents look even more scared than Dan by now, they're stammering trying to explain when Elise just goes. "Well, I DID want everyone to try some "family" bonding exercises."
>Everyone's face when.jpg
>She strips
>Then she forcibly strips Chris and throws him down onto the pile of bodies
>Dan is in the middle, slowly being consumed by bodies and sex
>He throws his arms up in the air angrily screaming:
> "THEEEEE ORRRGGGGYYYYYYYYYY"
>Title card comes down with a soft moan sound