SVTFOE

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>>88879673

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>>88879686

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>>88879691

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>>88879695

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>>88879700

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>>88879700

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>all minority representation
>no representation for the masses
time to show the ship of the people

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>that episode where Brittney called Star a stupid slutty corn-nigger

That shit was intense

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>>88879781
Starco is filthy junk food from McDonalds. The masses eat it up.
Jarco is a healthy salad and breaded meal, it's not as popular but it's good for you and keeps the fatties on their toes.
And then there are ships like Jackstar, Stanna and Manna which are expensive wines and fancy meals no one can afford nor have refined taste for.

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>>88879832
filthy bourgeois
do you not understand that it is the will of the people that is necessary?

>>88879832
What would Tomco be?

>>88879946
urine

>>88879657
>yfw the showrunners are talking about the VERY BIG DEAL penultimate episode and finale episode right now
Dem teasing assholes, Jesus.

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>>88879946
Whiskey.
It's bad for you, tastes bitter and is the lonely man's drink of choice.

>Brittney. Sabrina. Jackie. Janna. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when Janna kept balance between Marco and his Girls. But that all changed when Star attacked. Only Janna mastered all four girls. Only she could stop the ruthless Star Butterfly. But when the world needed her most, she became a autistic gypsy. Two Seasons have passed and Star is nearing victory in the Marco Bowl. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, Janna will return to save the Mannaship.
Any good svtfoe crossovers?

>>88879706
>[Angry Eldritch Noises].gif
Still gets me.

>>88880004
starco is closer to water
plain, simple, but its healthy and good for you
and everyone drinks it

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>>88879985
What if they are overhyped and udder disappointments like Gravity Falls finale?

>>88880021
Well since we know season 3 was already announced there would be plenty of space for them not to fuck up.

>>88880017
>starco is closer to water
>Everyone drinks water
>People still drink nowadays
Maybe you're not an Americlap but what Whole Foods Portlandia health cove do you live in? Nobody around these parts actually drinks water, it's all corn syrup drinks and soda anybody drinks nowadays.

How come no one /Harems/ around Star?

>>88880046
coke is actually pretty cheap here, we dont pay import tax, since coke has a bottling tax, 330ml costs 50 of your american cents at the grocery

but it is usually reserved for parties or sunday lunch, people drink water most days

>>88880066
*coke has a bottling plant
i mean

>>88880017
>its healthy and good for you
>implying the cuckqueaning hasn't damaged the mental health of every Starco shipeer

>>88880066
>we dont pay import tax, since coke has a bottling tax, 330ml costs 50 of your american cents
how does one mortal know all this?

>>88880138
thats called poisoning the well

>>88880021
>udder disappointments
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>88880199
>doubles advocate
>dubs

are you a witch?

>>88880158
poisoning the cesspit more like

Reminder that starco will never happen and Star and Marco will end the show as just best friends

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>>88880403
because JANNA

>>88880062
She is worst girl.

>>88880284
>>88880295
>>88880301
>>88880317
>one of the showrunners say they are coming back
Yes, more Hekapoo pls.

>>88880403
dont worry it will be "Between Friends"

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>>88879657
She's just too goddamn cool.

>>88880455
Where did she pulled these?

>>88880420
Janna gets the DNA in all scenarios due to raping Marco in his sleep

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cute and perfect

>>88880301
am i the only one bothered by this guy design. should have used the place holder design they where more subtle.

>>88880516
perfect

>>88880521
I always liked how despite Marco dressed like an emo faggot he was actually an adorable ocd uptight guy

>>88880558
>wearing a hoodie is emo fashion
it's not even black

>>88880558
If it's cold and put on a sweater I guess that makes me a My Chemical Romance fan.

>>88880558
Star vs fashion

>>88880592
*it's not even African-American

>>88879673
My god it was just like my first time. minus the condoms. Giggity.

>>88879985
I remember Adam (Marco's VA) thought the finale was amazing after recording it a while back.

Fucking Adam, hyping something I couldn't see for another year. and now they're doing it again, but now we're probably 3-5 months away from the finale...

>>88880669
And the woman

>>88880717
>finale
Like, a season finale right?

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>>88880808
Yes.

>>88880717
4

>>88880808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2AUypdVg

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>>88880836
FUCK YOU ADAM, GET OUT OF THIS THREAD

>>88880859
3

>>88880859
rename that png...immediately

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>>88880896
why do you hate us

>>88880918
2

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>>88881065
STOP

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perfect and cute

>>88879816
Eugh, Bailey Jay didn't age well.

>>88881077
1.5

>>88881081
And not canon

>>88881330
not yet, you would be a fool to discount it so early

oh thank god i thought i was gonna have to use the princess marco thread

>>88881081
>male star was literally cucked by Chad Jackie

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>>88881161
im gonna kick ur ass

>>88881126
>bailey jay didnt age well
>implying any tranny ever did

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moringmark's AUs are getting weird

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>>88881605
What the fuck

>>88881605
>we still have the best ship name
What,torry?
Jertom?
I dont get it

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>>88881605
I ship it

Is Tom ever going to be important?

>>88881714
SOON™

>>88881592
All things considered, he's aged better than most trannies. Look at Vanity now or Venus Luxx for example, men age horribly

>>88881662
Tom and Jerry?

>>88881662
Literally just Tom and Jerry
Like the cat and mouse

>>88881662
Tom & Jerry

>>88879657
why people want so much to ruin jackie by making her into a mermaind?
JESUS

>a girl will never put her legs in your lap
;_;

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>>88880199
is this an xavier reference?

>>88881425
No you wont

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>>88879673

>Breaking condoms before the sex even starts
>Woman has to actually position herself instead of dead-fishing.

Does the comic not know that "how was is" just means "did you cum"?


Also Marco did nothing wrong

I want to kiss Star Butterfly.

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>>88882375
>being so awful you break the condoms before you have sex
>not mentioning it

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>>88882412
Don't we all?

>>88882429
0.875

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>>88882467

>>88882527
o.75

>>88882500
A genuinely unnerving gag.

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>>88882574
WHAT DOES IT MEANOIFINFFLALWNCF

>>88882104
weird fetishizing of plot twists and orgasmic validation at having theories proven right, plus idiots can't into character design and assume everything must have significance beyond making a character more distinct from others and implying some personality

also I looked in the /co/ archives for the first star vs. post that had the words "Jackie" and "mermaid" and it was from early February, 20-fucking-15. people still believe a theory that's on par with saying the show is obviously plotless because the first 2 episodes didn't having a ton of crying or character development or deaths

>>88880016
>Tfw when you are a elder god, with powers beyond human imagination, and yet you cant stop two teens from kissing.

>>88882647
0.625

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Guys, can we catch a get?

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>>88882725
You really like stretching things out, don't you?

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0

>>88882812
oh fuck.

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>>88882812
>88882812
OH SHIIIIIIIIIT. IT'S HAPLENINGNF

>>88882850
3D pig disgusting

>>88882650
fun that i think is the same people that talk about how star and marcotogether are bad cliche.

>Show is located in California
>Highest concentration of Mexicans in the country

Of course it is.

>>88882798
0.5

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>>88882850
>3DPD

>>88882759
Post more Princess Marco.

>>88882885
It is. The male and female best friend protagonists getting together has been done to death

>>88882907
Marco's father is getting deported

>>88883036
but it would make star happy

>>88883077
>tfw marcos parents are illegal immigrants
>tfw he himself was born in american
>tfw his parents immigrated to get away from the cartels
>tfw trump will send them back
>tfw they will get beheaded

>>88883185
I'm pretty sure Mrs. Diaz is white, Marco is a halfbreed

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>>88883266
She looks Mexican though, so she could be illegal

Being this cute should be illegal anyway

>>88883305
>>88883266
>she s a halfbreed
thats even worse,makes her a race traitor

>>88879832
>Jarco is a healthy
I agree that Starco is bit predictable but given all the slaking and obsession Jarco is in no way healthy.
>>88879946
crack ship for trap lovers

>>88882850
it just looks sad when older women do it

>>88883305
>white skin

>green eyes

>Mexican

I don't think so anon, plus she doesn't have an accent like Raphael does

>>88880466
void pussy

>>88883390
>Implying there aren't white Mexicans
>Implying brown hair and green eyes aren't common in white Mexicans

>>88882451
those lips are nasty. unlike Jackie's.

I want Marco to place a restraining order.

>>88882922
0.375

>>88883489
..On Janna. Not just in general.

>57 calls
I wonder how long it took Star to do all that.

>>88883423
mosr of americas are white, i dont get wheres people come with this brown/black bull.

>>88883077
You're forgetting something: Marco's father is rich. Thus it doesn't matter if he's Mexican, he won't be deported.

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What did they mean by this?

>>88883517
>Star spent approximately 23 minutes listening to the dialing tone.
What's most interesting about this other than Star's spaghetti spilling, is that Janna and Glossaryk are heavy sleepers if they can sleep out in the open, especially the former since she's sleeping in an open grave in a dirty, smelly, dank, worm infested hole in the ground made for dead people.

>>88883711
janna is used to sleeping outside

>>88883764
She's more used to sleeping outside of Marco's window, though.

>>88883696
it means his going explore stars venus

>>88883711
I think Janna was avoiding the topic because she sees herself in star and Glossaryk is type of guy who would pretend to be asleep when his roommate faps

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>>88883305

Why is there so much Star-bullying fanart?

>>88880062
There are too few boys in this show and most of them are barely characters.

It doesn't help that Tom's biggest development episodes have happened with Marco and that Oskar seems to have gotten written out of the show.

>>88884085
Because she's a happy and expressive character and people want to see that defiled

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>>88881398
How can prince twink even compete?

>>88884085
Because there are people out there that are the cancer.

>>88884139
Oskar's had more presence this season than Alfonzo and Ferguson though (thank god).

Star on Wheels was mostly about him, he was in Girls' Day Out, he got a mention in Sleepover. Wouldn't really call that being written out compared to those two.

It's more that there's not much you can do with a character in a different grade who's not actually a friend in the way someone like Janna is and who now isn't even Star's main crush.

>>88884085
Why is there so few Marco bullying fanart?

>>88884085
>why so much star bullying?
because star is an overacting,energy filled,childish minded cunt that has gotten everything she ever wanted on a silver platter

How do you think Jackie actually feels about Star?

>>88884296
In love of course

>>88884296
That cool girl who does magic and shit

>>88884190
>that hand on the ass

Jack knows what's up, latina booty is the thing of legends

>>88884296
She thinks she's cool and has more or less said as much (she thought a fucking dog on Star's head was even a "cool hat"). Probably also considers her nice/friendly too.

I don't think she has any idea about Star's crush on Marco.

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>>88883696
Ties together with pic related, also Marco carries what you could call Spear of Mars in the form of his tentacle arm.

>A relic or fetish called the spear of Mars. The spear was said to move, tremble or vibrate at impending war or other danger.

>>88883500
0.25

Has there ever been an official count of who ships who? Honestly not an avid Star poster but you guys have been acting berserk the past week or so.

Midseason trailer fucking where? Goddammit, hand it over, Daron.

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>>88884667
0.1488

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Am I wrong in saying this show would be better if Buff Frog was the Main Character?

>>88884790
Yes.
Also, I thought his name was Butt Frog for the vast majority of the series.

>>88884790
But then where would the waifus come from?

>>88884856

From other shows.

>>88884682
Not really, there's polls here and there but none of them are really going to be inclusive enough to come to any meaningful conclusion in regards to an official count. That being said, in those various polls there is a clear trend of Starco being the most popular option by a mile and then the next closest being Tomco due to all the fans, usually ladies, who are into that whole gay pairings things.

Outside of those two the other options have little to no development, technically including Jarco given how little the two have directly interacted at this point. Things could very easily change moving forward if Jackie and Marco get some time together and I expect it to gain enough popularity to make it either a solid third or second most popular ship, depending on how many of the fans of the big two get behind it.

>>88884787
Why was I counting down again?

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>>88880062
I'm sure they would if she had stuff like pic related

>>88885019
Polygamy works fine when it comes to multiple wives since women are more accepting of sharing a single male. Marry one, concubine the other two

>>88885119
Wasn't there a writer who did that? I think he died and then his wife and mistress took care of the kids or something.

>>88885239
Guy who created Wonder Woman.

>>88885019
>no one ever made porn from the sleepover episode

Still disappointed

>>88885589
How ironic

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>>88882104
>>88882650

>>88886046
its a costume

>>88885655
Sounds to me like you haven't searched hard enough.

>>88882104
To be fair, something like that is the only way to keep her relevant in the magical shit plots and give her something other than being Marco's gf and the girl that makes Star jealous.

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>>88886046
this seems fishy

>>88886046
STAR MUST REALLY BE LUDO THEN

>>88884856
His harem.

>>88886645
serious?
what about just give her a personality? mermaind is the laziest way to make her interesting,

JANNA is a normal girl its with star now almost all time and have personality, why not with jackie?

fun we see both jackie and janna fighting ludo rat arm, we see marco as a normal boy fighting monsters.

>>88886690
You're not finny.

>>88886645
Has anyone ever thought that she just likes sea motifs? Its California so it's a valid thing

>>88886895
Buff Frog is a strong independent monster that don't need no woman

>>88886959
Not to mention Marco has known Jackie since kindergarten so I think he'd know if she was a fish or not by now

Reposting from other thread

>almost the occasion of some X time since Star and Marco have known each other

>he's being secretive and has been working on something "special" in the shed

>Asks Star not to look because he doesn't want the surprise ruined

>Star decides she needs to do something special for Marco too

>Multidimensional escapades to get him something

>Day comes, the two are at school and Star approaches with her gift

>Distractedly Marco tells Star to wait a moment

>Takes wrapped thing and walks towards Jackie and hands it to her

>She opens it to reveal the skateboard Marco broke, made whole

>He fished the pieces out of the garbage and has spent months refurbishing it

>Jackie is overwhelmed and they embrace

>Cut to Star's gift in the trash as she walks away, slumped in defeat

>>88887015
I'm not sure. Most of the interactions he had with her is just nodding at each other until recently.

>>88886645
Jackie being a mermaid princess (like the "leaker" who somehow had the trust of way too much of the board claimed) would turn the whole Star or Jackie plot into something way less interesting.

Right now, they're not just different people to Marco, they're different ways of life. Jackie is chillness and stability; Star is exploration and excitement. Neither can offer him what the other can, and which one's right for him depends on what sort of person he's going to be.

If Jackie were the secret heir to the mermaid kingdom, then the choice would be between Magic Bug Princess and Magic Fish Princess. Way less of a choice; way less compelling.

>>88887130
They're probably going a Bleach route where the entire town of Echo Creek is made up of mewman/monster refugees from Mewni.

>>88887130
>Jackie is chillness and stability

she make marco go into a skate when he clear fear it.

she say to marco that he dont need Answers write in his hand.

Jakcie is forcing marco out of shell much as star

i dont get why people think tht jakcie whnt maco to be the insecure guy he was, when she also do things tht make him go out.

>>88887235
>she make marco go into a skate when he clear fear it.

Buff Frog? I thought you were a Starco patrician.

How could you do this to your favorite babysitting couple?

I hope Jackie doesn't know how to swim.

>>88887615
Marco can always teach her how to

Does Star know how to get?

>>88888018
it would appear not

>>88887235
I didn't say Jackie wants him to stay insecure. She's chillness and stability whereas he's been a ball of raw nerves: she can make him better by helping him learn to relax and be comfortable with himself. It's just that a life with her would be a normal earthling life. Marco's life with Jackie would look pretty much like his parents' life, with only mundane dangers and excitement to face.

Star, on the other hand, opens up literal new horizons for him, with both adventure and danger far greater in scope than he'd face if he just had a normal life, and what she's got to face with his relationship with Jackie is that maybe he just doesn't want what she can give him. Maybe he just wants a normal life, with dangers like skinned knees and joys like nachos instead of demonic threats and Goblin Dogs. If that's the case, then Star could never compete with Jackie because by her very nature things are always going to get a little weird and a little wild around her.

Whereas with Fish Princess Jackie, Star doesn't have to face the idea as much that maybe he's just better off with Jackie, because Jackie would be another magic princess just like her, and thus just a rival to be out-competed as opposed to a categorically different option for him. Things would be much less heart-wrenching that way, and that's no fun.

>>88887855
Somebody post the green

>>88888260
>>88888282
NO
O

STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

>>88880021
Can Marco actually play an instrument?
Is he musical?

>>88888345
Maracas

They're in his blood

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>Hey Marco, it's just me check'en up on my best bud.

>>88888985
shit I hate sports

>>88880802
Oh shit anon

>>88887075
I felt a little puke just reading this garbage.

I want to fuck Star

>>88883696
The future children of Marco will found a New Rome near Tijuana.

>>88888909
BOY'S DON'T HAVE HIPS LIKE THAT

>>88880199
Thanks anon chuckled like a retard on cocaine

>>88883423
there are some white Mexicans from the conquistador days who never mixed with the natives, and are pretty much ethnically Spanish. In fact, they are highly visible since they are over-represented in Mexican media and politics.

They don't have American accents like Angie Diaz though.

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>>88880455
I've never seen a street skater over 10 wearing a helmet. Do you think they make her use helmets just because it's a Disney (wholesome) show? Or is there some other meaning? Are they trying to make her less of a coolness-Mary-Sue? Is she trying to appeal to the "safe kid"?

>>88889720
They just don't want to get sued if some kid cracks his skull open copying stuff from the show.

Same reason why Oskar demands that Marco wears a seatbelt in his car despite driving so recklessly.

>>88889720
They are literally not allowed to show a person skateboarding without a helmet.

>>88889142
Cry some more

>>88889029
Welp, Royels confirmed world champions

>>88889919
I am.

Would Janna be considered cute in real life?

>>88889720
To be fair skating without a helmet is fucking retarded.

>>88889720
>Why doesn't a major corporation encourage breaking the law

Gee, I wonder

>>88890191
She's not considered cute in the show.

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>>88890248
Watch your words...
you could hurt her.

>>88881662
Terry

>>88890308
go away Janna you stupid fucking ugly bitch. I'd rape you in a dark alley if you were real

>>88884850
>Implying it isn't

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>>88890423
>I'd rape you in a dark alley if you were real
Okey...
We're talking about marcos best friend here...soo yeah thanks man

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>>88890446
Does it look like I give a shit? She could be the President and I'd still rape her

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>>88890423
>It goes the other way around

>>88890532
>ywn have a qt gypsy girl rape you in an alley

>>88890578
It's not rape if you enjoy it

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>>88890446
I am pretty sure that anon wasn't talking about Star

>>88890532
Janna is not this direct
she would stalk him till he got insane

>>88889720
They tend to show characters with helmets/seatbelts; think it's still one of the remaining bits of Disney TV cartoon censorship. Star had one in Star on Wheels and magicked one up when she rode down the hill in a shopping cart in Banagic Incident (though they either forgot to draw it in or deliberately left it out when she actually goes down the hill).

They sometimes play it off as a bit of a joke though. Like it's okay for Star to be on top of the Diazes' van as they're driving, hanging over the edge and banging on the windows, just as long as she conjures up a magical seatbelt first (and does so with wide eyes and an exaggerated grin).

Also for Jackie it serves as another accessory for her to put seashells on.

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do you think Janna became a lvl 38 thief because she heard that Marco was the "safe kid" and thought that meant he was a safe-cracker?

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Requesting this but with Marco (link to pic of Marco's rocketship boxers: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/star-and-the-forces-of-evil/images/7/79/S1E14_Star_sees_floating_underpants.png/revision/latest?cb=20150729214244)

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>>88890622
>Star not Janna as a best friend

>>88890723
Yes
also Janna is a gypsy

>>88890746
>implying Marco doesn't miss Ferguson and Alphonso, his real best friends.

>>88890844
I don't remember him ever really calling them his best friends.

Star pretty easily took their place and then some.

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I put this in the wrong thread

>>88890941
Me dio el libro a Janna.

>>88888645
Star! How could you?!?

What did Roma ever do to you?

>>88890723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ylk5IwvsY
look at her, she loves him

>>88890578
>qt
>gypsie
I am a romanian and i can tell you out of personal experience that there is no such thing as a cute gyppo

>>88891063
what about esmeralda?

>>88891054
>https://youtu.be/Hj4EMfQysCI?t=2m29s
dat bootie tho

>yfw the show goes full the world god only knows and the girl know one expected to win wins the marcobowl

>>88891290
as long its janna i dont care

>>88886690
CARLOOOS

>>88880802
Damnnn

>>88891189
Which episode is that from?

>>88891685
Sleepover

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Marco is a ______

>>88892167
borted

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>>88892167
PERVERT

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>>88892167
slut

>>88892197
I want to know the context of this, but I don't want to at the same time...

and wouldn't Gloassaryk be the slut here?

>"I like your natural head lamp"
>"It's not natural, but thank you"

What exactly is that thing on Glossaryk's head supposed to be anyway?

>>88892236
>wouldn't Gloassaryk be the slut here?
Marco is asking for it

>>88892316
gateway to the soul
15% off at the quest buy

>>88879892
Times like this I question my communist ideology.

Aaah, who am I kidding, Starco for life comrade!

>>88891063
This is clearly a halfy or mongrel not the proud pure roma stock you have over there.

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>>88892316
Its his "spoon" to stir the hobo gravy and get to the chunks. Similar to Star's wand, its a conduit which allows him to use magical force. He's a natural "dip downer" and has mastered the art of silent casting as well. Alot of these are pretty recent developments, as we got to see him out by himself for once. He's quite skilled. I guess that's why he's been beside the Butterfly family for generations.

>>88892657
>implying anyone would fuck a gyppo to create a halfbreed

>>88893088
>implying there isn't a gypo willing to rape a bannana

>>88893206
>Show immediately canceled after twitter outcry over misogyny and rape

>>88893088
Well Marco is already a halfbreed with the worst kind of spic so it's not like it can get any worse

>>88893273
All spics are halfbreeds by definition

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>>88891189
Had to take a screen of this part. SUCH A FUCKIN QT. FUUUUUUCKKK!

>>88893437
But she was still technically lying and therefore wrong

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>>88893494
Well, she said "thats my favorite color at the moment" and he took it as truth.

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I had a.. strange dream, to say the least.

So I had a dream last night that I was Marco and I was trapped in a cage, and Ludo was there but he looked like on season one.

Star was there, she was caged too, but what I didn't notice at first was the Five Night's at Freddy's 4 animatronics were in the room too, Then Ludo took out a Golden Apple from Minecraft then he inserted it into the mouth of every animatronic one by one, they started to taste it then broke down because, I don't know, it was too strong?

Then, the weirdest part. I do mean really fucking strange. Do I continue?

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>>88893688
why were you dreaming of stupid shit like that

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>>88893801
SMELLS LIKE UNDERAGE.

>>88893688
No

>>88880004
For me the lonely man's drink of choice is rum on the rocks.

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I don't care what you guys think, IWTCISB

>>88893688
You ve had too much internet anon

>>88893206
Why is she using man's cologne?

>>88891189
So Marco only feels lust for Jackie, not a crush
Months and I just realise, fuck this autism!

>>88880466
>TFW Hammer Space Ass

>>88892195
Even some of the actually invited guests at Brittney's party didn't understand what their invitations meant by "European-themed" until they got there.

>>88879706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj-m8JAHl38

what if star butterfly told you to kill yourself

>>88894049
>YWN Hammer Star's Space Ass

>>88884410
Well, seeing Macro's mom if he had been born a girl, she would have had DAT ASS without question.

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>>88894099
I'd laugh because I know she's been spending too much time on the internet and I think its cute that I'm corrupting her.

>Star will never casually call you a nigger

RIP my heart.

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>>88893801
>>88893881
>>88893980
This is the part you dirty motherfuckers are going to enjoy. So, once they all broke down I guess Marco was next or some shit and Ludo was going to kill me.

And for some fucked up, the only way out was if I fucked Star and had a child with her. Marco was shocked, I guess because I felt my body spinning and shaking while I was dreaming, which has never happened to me before.

Then, according to Ludo you need to have a 'level' in order to fuck with a girl from Mewnie, so Marco started to dry hump her while Ludo stared. But it was "just the beginning".

So once Marco stopped dry humping star, suddenly I was in this huge palace building and Star and Marco were on a line with other couples because we were making line 'to mate', so I guess I heard screams at the end of the line and jesus motherfucking christ.

So, the couples went into this opening against the wall, the girl goes to the top then spreads her legs wide open, she turns brown and her eyes glow white and that tentacle goes into the mans anus.

Then, fucking hell, the man gives birth through his dick.

At this point I think I just gave up on dreaming and woke up. But, curious as to what happened when Marco and Star did it.

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>>88883077
Rafael is the co-founder of Diamond Diaz, so I wouldn't count on it.

>>88893991
She is a secret trans hence why she didn't mind dressing like a prince when infiltrating St Oleg's

>>88883077
If he were illegal then the government would have found out already due to all the foreign exchange students staying at his house.

>Between Friends is now 50 pages and still no penetration

COME THE FUCK ON

>>88894381
>Area said
Link to where?

>>88894350
It's "Between Friends," not "Inside a Friend."

>that new BF page

What the fuck? So is it over or what?

What I can understand is Marco gives up at first and Star leaves, then Marco gains courage to do what exactly?

Is he going to just follow her or is he going to fuck her right then and there on the stairs?

>>88894350
>COME THE FUCK ON
Yes...Marco did that to her face already.

>>88894456
He's gonna go look for condoms

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>>88894481
Yea wait a second. Whats the big hub-bub about penetration. He literally fucking nutted on her cheek. Was that one of those tender moments?

Either way, you can tell that she has tenderness in mind, because god damn, I've never read something that consistently gives me butterflies and an erection. The romantic autist in my heart is very pleased.

>>88894745
Area's taking this way too slow and too sappy. The Yugo/Amalia one was better

>>88879673
>Mexican
>big potential

Jackie is not a virgin, right? There's no way.

>>88895212
With Marco's size, she's gon feel like a virigin :^)

>>88895295
>Marco's size
You mean his tiny little mexican penis?

>>88895295
>she will feel like she was never penetrated
TOP

>>88895212
She seems very experienced in dates though I guess that Marco would have killed himself already if Jackie had ever been in a serious relationship.

>>88895212
Star, please

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>>88895384
It's small but it's so cute and adorable

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>>88895384
>>88895419
Ohh yeah?
Then how do you explain the evidence in this picture I acquired from anonymous sources.
:^) hmmmm??

>>88895580
>Trying to cover a tiny penis with a medium sized censor bar.

>>88879706
>[autistic screeching]

>>88895580
The "D"iaz is a natural family trait, passed down for generations

>>88895046
Rafael isn't a manlet so Marco isn't like other Mexicans.

>>88895046
doubting the diaz

>>88895295
>>88895384
>>88895419
ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE JARCO "FIRST TIME"

>"Well, he-here I go... Marco Diaz, havin' sex. Are you ready?"
>"Marco..."
>"'Cause if you're not, th-that's okay too. The most important part of sex is consent, after all--"
>"Um, yeah. So, Marco..."
>"--and so I have to make sure I have your consent too. So, Jackie Lynn Thomas, do I, um, have your consent?...for sex...for us...to have...?"
>"Marco, come on."
>"So, uh, that's a yes? Great, so we're 2 for 2! Okay...yeah...everyone's ready, so here I go. Sex! Yeah..."
>"Uh, Marco..."
>"What is it....baby? Ugh, sorry, you probably don't like that, just forget I said that, I'm an idiot...I'll just shut up now...and...sex..."
>"...is it in?"
>...
>"Marco?"
>...
>...
>"...of course not. Not at all! Gave up, chickened out, ZERO BONER, it's no use. Sorry!"
>...
>"You know, I-I think we should wait for marriage. Not that we have to get married of course! Unless you want to, 'cause that'd be great! But, um, until then...bye. Me and THE DIAZ will see you later. Like, way later. I left some free condoms on your nightstand I love you I'm sorry bye!" (incoherent sobbing)

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>>88895580
Fake and gay, here's a real pic of Marco preparing to show off the size his D(iaz) to his classmates.
BTW that was a funny pic anon.

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>>88880004
>doesn't like whiskey shots

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How big is Marco's penis really?

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>>88895709

>>88895754
>making fun of ED
JUST

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>>88880062
I do

The show is hers, everyone should belong to her
Even Charlie

>>88895709
>That flustered but resolute look on his face
He's gonna crush the bug

>>88896083
>US
>White
That's funny.

>>88885779
The guy based Wonder Woman on his mistress.

>Dan Vs. The Forces of Evil