I'd like a Happy Meal, Yeah

Illumination, everyone

The term Happy Meal just weirds me out.

So what was /co/'s favorite happy meal toy?

>not a number 9 large

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>Ordering a Happy Meal
>Not just ordering a regular meal then ask for the toy.

>>88875262
The transformers that were shaped like various McDonalds food items.

>>88875262

The Megatron that turned into a tank. 2003 I think.

actually Sunhorse

>>88875262
Bionicles from 2001 or the transformable food items

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>>88875262
>Wanted the Beast Wars toy
>Always got the MLP g2 instead

Years later faced with the opposite problem

>>88875262
It was some Mr.Incredible toy for some Pixar promotion.
The only reason why I liked it so much was because the plastic was not fucking shit. It really surprised me.

>>88875231
Probably the most sellout animation studio there is.

>>88875262
The neopets plushies.

>>88875385
I remember that one. Used to have one of those as a kid. I think there was a Dash figure as well.

>>88875206
Did they actually show that in the movie, or is it a commercial?

>>88875206
>trailers make me fucking cringe
>movie is among the best of the year and the best illumination film ever
What the actual fuck

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>>88875327
You can do that?

>>88875385

Ooooh shit the one with the handle on the back that made him punch? I take mine back, this was my fave.

>>88875289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cIfRrO3JR8

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>>88875385
Was it the one in this collection?

>>88875684
I recall losing that Dory toy in a ball pit in Minnesota

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>all these wrong toy picks

Let a master show you how it's done

>>88875262
The Mario Bros set. I had that flipping goomba for decades.

>>88875484
So many of us learned that fact because of MLP...

>>88875262
INSPECTOR FUCKING GADGET

>>88875746
This was top tier for sure

Part of his arm was a working water gun right?

I never finished the toy :(

>>88875710

CREAM BUTTFLUBBER CATCH

>>88875767
I believe it was

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>>88875262
Both Beast Wars Happy Meals are probably my favorites, one was paired with Littlest Pet Shop and the other with My Little Pony and I remember even back then I liked the Littlest Pet Shop toys that my sister got, they had a tiger and a dragon that were both nice figures very different than todays LPS lines

In terms of recent favorites I only ever get Happy Meals for MLP toys, the last few have been fairly good molded figures

>>88875710
I almost had all of them. I was only missing the Shadow one, but everyone was missing it.

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>>88875356

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>>88875262
These were always my favorite

>>88875787

Fuckin' A man. I had that Starscream too. Wish I had the third guy. :c

>>88875795
hey! I used to have that donald duck with the sombrero!

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>>88875262
Back when Right Back At Ya! was airing there was a line of Kirby toys that were surprisingly high quality. In particular there was a super cute Kirby top that spun for a really long time if you did it just right. The others were little minigames and things. Great toys, wish I knew where they were.

>>88875484
don't do it, you'll get arrested

>>88875786

I had it. It wasn't very good. You just jump.

But I liked how it looked kinda like a digivice.

>>88875779
SHADOW BASKETBALL

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>>88875262
Not happy meal but I really liked the mighty kids meal Yu-Gi-Oh! CD and Cards. I remember playing with the CD on my mom's work laptop at my grandmothers house everytime I visited.
I still have my Frog the Jam card and One Card Short was and still is my jam

>>88875684
>Have the Mr.Incredible, and Buzz
Might have the Woody one but I'm unsure.

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>>88875831

>>88875719
Oh god I remember those.
The koopa.
The goomba.
That shit was so fucking awesome.

And the transforming food item toys were so fucking awesome.

I loved the nuggisaur a ton.

>>88875831
Was it this one?

http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/19/burger-kings-nintendo-superstars-toys/comment-page-1/

>>88875262
Not a toy, but I still have my Batman Forever drinking glass set

>>88875936
YEAH DOG

Man those were some great toys.

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>>88875206
I'd like a Happy Meal YEAH

>>88875744
>us
I'm not one of you.

>>88875684
That is the one.
I wonder where mine went.

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>>88875206

Is this the PS4 remake of GTA San Andreas?

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>2003 was 14 years ago
Geez

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>McDonald employee laughed when I asked for a girl's toy
Least I got will

>>88875262
The Megazords that actually combined (albeit in a Jesus Christ pose), and the Inspector Gadget toy that did the same.

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>>88876367

hell yeah

>>88876148
I'm sure you'd LIKE to think that.

>>88875262
The Spykids 2 gadgets that combined into that robo-animal thing from the movie.

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>>88875262
the Bionicle Tohunga toys.

Early Bionicle had some serious deepest lore.

>>88875262
I had a Poliwhirl that could squirt water that hung around forever, lost it a few years ago though

>>88875399
This

>>88875262
The ronald mcdonald cd games.

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>>88875262
Not a happy meal toy but this is essentially the same thing from a different company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igK-x05lXeE

>>88875262
Bionicle and Power Rangers movie.

The Bionicle was really awesome.

>>88877231
The one with the fake virus and stuff right?

>>88877287
Yes

>>88875484
You can buy the toy separately. I did it when Rise of the Guardians came out.

do hitclips count? or whatever those were, they were technically my first mp3 player even though they only played like 30 seconds of music.

also i dont remember if it was mcdonalds or burger king, but i remember getting a dvd with a brittany spears/nsync behinds the scenes look at making the music videos to their top songs at the time

>>88875206
Fucking Raimi

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>>88875262
Beanie Babies, motherfucker

>>88875262
I dunno, but I'm proud of the fact that I was able to get a complete set of the Peter Pan 2 Return to Neverland happy meal toys and thus was able to construct the pirate ship

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>>88876909
Hell yeah. I remember the vehicles too.

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>>88875262
>happy meal
Get on my level.

AND ONE CHOCOLATE MILK PLEASE

>>88875206
Why did she ask them to pop the trunk?
That's stupid, no drive thru does that, they just hand it to you through the window.

>>88875453
It's a McDonalds commercial.

Remember when Burger King sold fucking video games?


I was always so upset that I couldn't get them because I didn't have an Xbox.

>>88878543
Hold the fuck up 57 Pokemon? I know they want me to collect them all but fuck this is overkill. I'd be living of Burger King kids meals

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Anyone else find it weird they all order chicken McNuggets yet chickens are established at the beginning of the movie as sentient.

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>>88878614
BK was pretty awesome for toys back in the day
how the mighty have fallen

>>88878625
You don't understand.
I've got proof.
They need proof.
I've seen it. I've seen it happening.
They've gotta tell people.

>>88875206
This is a weird form of cannibalism.

>>88875262
Power Rangers

>>88875262
Those Lego Batman toys they had a few years ago

>>88875390
Did you know the studio Illumination outsources to actually made McDonalds commercials even outside their films?

http://www.macguff.com/en/#/jobs/2-pub/643-happy-meal-mario-furby/media-2.html
http://www.macguff.com/en/#/jobs/2-pub/585-happy-meal-madagascar/

>>88875262
The entire McDonald mascot cast. Played with those a lot oddly enough.

>>88878512
That fucking craze

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>>88878543
Step up your game

It's funny, the exact moment I began feeling old was when I saw happy meal toys and had no idea what they were of.

>>88879448
I don't know how I got it but I have the Jigglypuff card on my bookshelf somewhere.

>>88875262
The golden super saiyan goku w/card.

>>88875376
kek, who would've thought.

>>88875262
Buzz fuckin Lightyear, son. Second to that was Treasure Planet's Ben Gunn bot but I never finished him.

>>88876411
>Not having the wristwatch belt.

I have this sweet motherfucker on my shelf right now. The hardest part to get was the chest piece.

>>88878543
>burger king was more popular than mcdonalds thanks to pokemon
something similar to this will never happen again.

>>88875262

The ones that were McDonalds foods that transformed into dinosaurs.

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>>88875262

>Watch a camrip of this
>Minions appear in the Illumination logo intro
>Every kid and mom in the theater laughs hysterically just from seeing them

wewlad

>>88881646
That's normal though.

>>88881646
Which link?

>>88875262

My mother always took the toy away because she said toys would make me happy and she didn't want to spoil my expectations for adulthood.

>>88875458
>the best illumination film ever

That's really not as impressive as you think it is

>>88875458
>What the actual fuck
Well you're obviously a teenager so you're going to like it.

The best kids meal toys were at Burger King.

>those universal monsters toys
>the small soldiers toys

>>88875262
I've got a collection of them from back when I was a kid stored in a box. I think the one i used was a Luigi one on a cloud.

>>88876191
I wonder what the wave meant.

>>88878625
>>88878683
kek

>>88879448
You lucky fucker, all i have left is my togepi and i never had a mewtwo

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>>88875206
>be me
>25 years old
>still live at home
>just want to watch Gumball while eating a fucking burrito
>HAPPY MEAL YEAH
>mother is in other room
>mfw

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>>88875262

>tfw I actually.went through mcdonalds and.got a happy meal for.a pony toy
>tfw I feigned I was getting it for my kid
>tfw I acted like a dad and.said.something like "she said.she wanted.the white one, I dont know"
>tfw I.got.lucky they gave me celestia instead of literal whore pony
>tfw I still.gave it, right next to my pinkie toy
Am I as autistic as I feel?

>>88875206
>that blatant racism

>>88875262
lego

>>88885612
>Am I as autistic as I feel?
Associated yourself with that series in any way if you're over 12 means you're automatically autistic at least to an extent.

What you said was absolutely retarded and the fact you have opinions on some of the horses like that show you're in too deep and you should just neck yourself at any given moment considering you're too far gone for help now, so you shouldn't even have asked us.

>>88875831
I had that top.

>>88876909
I had Maku.

>>88878543
I still have my Magnemite Top. I loved how you could spin it upside down.

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I think the very last kids meal I ever got was from Burger King with Inque. I didn't even know who she was at the time, but I thought she was pretty.

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>>88875262

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I have these mcd toys, they're pretty cute. Don't have any of my old ones unfortunately.
Toys are 2.50 each if you buy them separately. I do it all the time.

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>>88875744
>us

Kys

>>88875206
>Hamb-
>Could be an E?
>Ha(ra)mbe?!
>NO YOU MANIACS.
>YOU KILLED HIM AND ATE HIM
>I Cri Evrytiem
>"it's hamburger, you fucking retard"

Oh okay.

>>88882286
Forward-thinking of her.

>>88882518
It really isn't. Illumination could have released a colonoscopy video and it'd have been better than most of their previous.

>>88875780
yes. I had the whole damn thing. It was sweet getting the full figure.

>>88885612
Based on your fucked up punctuation, yes.

>>88886026
I've seen every episode and have a.couple.horse waifus. Ive.been too far gone for a.long time

>>88878524
I had that exact set. In fact, I'm sure I still have the pieces around here somewhere.

>>88875744
Im.one of yoy ;_;
The point toys aren't bad though

I don't remember if I ever got anyone happy meals toys. I remember those golden pokemon toys and collecting those endangered species cards from BK.

Does anyone remember the turn of the century happy meal special where they had like every single Disney animated movie character in existance? My little sister got Duchess from the Aristocats.

>Used to work for Walmart. I was on break and I wasn't that hungry. I'll get a happy meal. *Stares from the employees* Never got a toy though. I did collect a couple of toys picking up carts in the parking lot. I gave them to kids at the end of my shift.

Parents shoving their kids uneaten apples in my face.

>>88888340
>*Stares from the employees*
I hate that the evidence that you're an obnoxious fuck came in so late in your post that I ended up wasting my time with the first half and now having to give a short speech about how it was unforeseen and how upset I am about it.

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>Put straw in my soda cup
>Drink soda
>Tarzan yell plays

>>88888754
>Put straw in my orange soda cup
>Drink orange soda
>elephant humping sounds play
I hate being Chris-chan.

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>>88875262

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>>88889009
I forgot about those pictures.

>>88875262
those old mario toys like the goomba who would flip

that and free lego sets

>>88875744
>us
Fucking end yourself

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>>88875262
These Snoopys were my shit

Over the course of a summer I got them all except the scout guy, so my Dad went into every McDonald's in the city until he found one for me. ;-;

>>88886798
>Toys are 2.50 each if you buy them separately. I do it all the time.
But... you are an adult, right?

>>88875262
teaniee beanie babies, specifically the platypus

>>88875206
>Hamb
>HARAMBE

>>88875918
I always wanted this one

>>88882290

Holy god, I had one from a different set that wore a spider costume. Had so much fucking fun with him.

Probably still have it in a box somewhere. I should dig them out

>>88879386
I was referring to shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAoiBCCb6cE

>>88875206
Why is a grown ass gorilla ordering a Happy Meal?

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>>88875262
I only ever got this one

>>88890427
Because he's cute as fuck.

>>88875262
the inspector gadget pieces that you could combine into a full gadget action figure

>needed his squirt gun arm as the final piece
>mom went to a mcdonalds a town over on her way home to see if they had it since our local one never did
>they only had one left, only got it because she asked for it specifically since the employees had been using it on each other all day

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>>88876573
This guy gets it

>>88878543
My mom had a Nidorino on her car keys for years

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>order a happy meal
>still depressed AF
How many do I need to eat so I can be happy?

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>>88888754
>I'll never drink soda out of Tarzan's screaming decapitated head

>>88875684
Jesus Christ I still have that woody and Mike somewhere in my house

>>88875719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GTE_z0TtcY

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>>88886792
Those things scare me.
Now as an adult, I feel like there is someone out there that would have this on their dick

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>>88891172
>someone out there that would have this on their dick
Thankfully, there are safer alternatives.

>>88890871
ebay will probably have some, if the new in plastic ones are expensive get a used one and scald it to remove the nigger germs that will most likely be on it

actually do that even if you get a new one

>>88875206
KFC is the other way around...

>>88876909
Deepest fucking lore.

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>>88875262
It was like 2 toys in 1. The Cerberus/Hades combo was my favorite.

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>>88875936
>x-entertainment still exists
Hell yeah, so many comfy mid-2000s memories!

>>88886792
I actually had this. Probably got given away to Goodwill years ago.

>>88875206
I'll have a Haramberger.