You are now the friend-leader of this entire group. What do?

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fuck cat noir

>>88874023
You'd probably have to compete with Star Mabel and Ladybug over him.

>>88873994
Fuck star, mabel, blonde girl in the middle, ladybug, and steven. And after im done ask steven to bring amythest, peridot, and his toy pearl to "fuse".

>>88873994
Fuck the storm trooper.
He can shoot all the rest after for all I care.

>>88874040
Well if he wants to stay on the team with Ladybug he better succ

Tell the kids to go play in trafiic, then go drink with rick n ford.

>>88873994
Mabel is no longer allowed in the group.

Waddles can stay.

>>88874097
I don't think his aim is good enough for that.

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>>88874259
>ford

>>88874259
>Ford
Pleb mistake aside, this is the only correct answer.

>>88874442
Fordy.

>>88874416
Mabel stays on my lap only wearing lingere

>>88873994
Obviously take on the teamed-up baddies that is the juxtaposition of this group. Bill Cipher, The Space Feds, Homeworld, Ludo and his animal army, Kylo Ren, and Hawk Moth.

>>88873994
Who the hell is the blonde with glasses

>>88874506
Wouldn't the stormtroopers enemies be the Rebels, not Kylo Ren?

>>88874506
I don't think Bill Cipher and the space feds would get along.

>>88874507
That thing is the artists OC or self-insert I'm guessing.

>>88874507
Findo, it's on her scarf.

>>88873994
one of these things doesn't belong

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Introduce them to this fine fellow and proceed to get out of there pronto, I don't want to see the end result of this encounter.

>>88873994
I want to bully findo.

>>88875234
You know what you'd be starting right?
Before you know it you'd have Star!Xehanort and Steven!Xehanort and chosen one keyblade bearer Morty and people's souls inside other people's souls who are actually duplicates of the other characters who as kids were tricked by Xehanort.

stick my penis inside findo, star, ladybug and mabel

tell everyone else to fuck off

>>88873994
Mate. Do you know how fucking powerful this group of people is. Everyone in this group is either super intelligence(classically and/or emotionally), a dimension hopper, is a fucking wizard, or some combination of the above. There is only one true answer here. Everything. I do everything there is to do, I see everything there is to see, I meet everything there is to meet, I learn everything there is to learn, experience everything there is to experience.

>>88873994
encourage them to abandon hangups like clothing and swears while helping them hold more tightly onto legitimate morals like kindness and selflessness
I think I could pull that off except for the weird fact that stan, rick, and a stormtrooper are there. I guess we'd reform the trooper if possible, but I mean I can't be the leader with stan and rick around.. they would obviously be the leader.

>>88873994
I never liked steven so I'd probably tell him to fuck off. I don't think I had the patience for that show to get good.

>>88875798
I mean he's pretty used to taking orders.
You can just get the stormtrooper to keep stan and rick in line after teaching him enough one liners and knowing what makes the two tick.

>>88876084
first of all, a stormtrooper would have trouble keeping fucking Toby Determined and Morty in line
secondly, I don't want to be that kind of friend-leader, y'know? I want it to be something they actually want

anyway everyone knows Stan, Rick, and Strong Bad are the best trio of friends and they don' need nobody else. They go to bars and challenge random guys to gravelly-voice contests

Rape Marco, Dipper, Steven and Cat Noir.

Kill pig rick, morty, Grunkle Stan, miraculous girl, Findo

Marry Clone Trooper

>>88875055
and who's Findo? I googled..

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>>88876347
oh wait, okay, i found it.. yeah it is some artist i guess
also the part 2 of this is hilarious. not because of all the gay, but because mistletoe is poisonous. RIP waddles

>>88876378
although.. red berries rather than white.. that appears to be holly, not mistletoe
holly is also poisonous

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>>88873994

ctr-f orgy, no results... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

>>88876378
>le tumblr
kys

>>88876609
Why do you think it took me so long to find it? that's no-man's-land for me.
doesn't mean I won't still go digging for gold there if I find a vein

>>88876623
jk i am just imitating a contrarian, but in the future rename it to what you like

>>88876378
>Marinette x Dipper
never knew I needed this in my life..

>>88876657
i didn't save the file, I pasted the URL directly into the file slot

>>88873994
Isolate Star, Cat and Mabel from the group
Sexy time

>>88874023
/thread

>>88873994
Have the gang bully Steven and make him the butt of all our jokes.

>>88874023
>read op in the catalog
>open thread thinking this would be the first post

Never change

>>88873994
Kill off anyone not named Rick, Star, Marco, or TR-8R

>>88879314
Oh shit, didn't see Morty there. He can stay.

>>88873994
turn everyone against each other.

be friends with whos left.

im a real introvert, i cant go on having this many friends at once.

>>88873994
Kill Mabel

>>88873994
Fire up the Zyklon B