Meanwhile, at /co/ animation studio...

fitting.

>>88866804
Where are they damn story boards

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>>88866804
>>88866985

No, 24 hours of futa loli porn is not a "full season of a kids cartoon"

>>88867137
Fuck that.

Guys, does anyone know how to actually animate?

>>88867163
I-I can't even draw a straight line with a ruler.

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>>88866804
Uhhh, guys... Not to alarm anyone but one of the interns might have eaten about half our keyframes. So... We might want to pick up the pace a bit.

Anybody got a pencil? I lost mine =^))

>>88866804
What do you guys decide the first episode is going to be about ?

>>88867435
Huuuur sex? This is what animation is about r-right?

>>88867435
The cleaning lady we hired threw away the script that someone left next to the coffee machine.

>>88867435
Don't worry about a plot. We'll figure it out in post.

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>>88867435
Not really, everyone ended up just drawing random frames and eventually we'll have to find someway to order them together to form a remotely cohesive story.
I mean we tried to coordinate an idea, but that ended with three guys in the hospital and four raped interns.

>>88867542
I told you we shouldn't have written it on candy wrappers.

Can someone please buy some fucking paper?

>>88867605
On it, sir!

>>88867163
I can, but you said a full season of characters getting hypnotized and gaining weight and showing their feet wasn't marketable.

Why the fuck are all the backgrounds done in Sharpie?

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>>88867661
Fuck you I like sniffing them

Did we get the VAs, or are we just going to use Mike's headset and record us doing funny voices in the janitor's closet again?

Bad news, fellas. Our show has been moved to weekdays at 7am.

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Not to alarm anyone but I may have put my concealed carry gun on my desk and left it there when I went to the bathroom, and when I got back it may have... Not been there anymore.

Just saying, watch yourself around the interns.

>>88867693
I don't like recording in the janitor's closet. It smells funny.
>>88867714
Okay! Never mind. Let's go hi-- I mean record in the janitor's closet!

Uh guys, I asked for character model sheets and...well is there a reason a good 70% of the drawings are of dicks?

>>88867768
We'll have to get the Korean's to redraw the other 30%.

>>88867768
You said the characters name was Dick, what's the problem?

And they all make this face.

>>88867768
They're easier to draw than vaginas

>>88867779
We're using Koreans again, and not that cheap shit from the Philippines? Oh, thank god!

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>>88867808
gay

>>88867714
>not taking your gun to the bathroom

THAT'S THE MOST VULNERABLE POSITION YOU CAN BE IN, MAN!

>>88867834
North Koreans.

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>>88867701
That's fine, it's not like anyone here was planning to leak every episode a month before release or anything...

So is there a reason why we don't have any pencils?

>>88867834
Kimmy's still pissy over the last guy we sent to work on the animations that he made a comic book about it. Tread lightly my friends.

>>88867854
The hunger makes them draw better.

Really brings out that drive that says, "My body is imploding."

>>88867779
>>88867801
>>88867808
Okay, well why is there a forty page essay describing all the character's penises? Even the women? Hell the women's one's are longer than the mens!
>>88867873
Don't use the pencils.

Trust me.

>>88867873
Nigga we have technology for this kind of shit. Just take the ink from the printer and use a feather to dip.

>>88867888
Yeah but do we need to send them horribly racist encouragement posters?

>>88867873
We're saving money by sharing pencils. Just put your name on the pencil sign out sheet and you'll get a turn with it.

On an unrelated note, please don't remove the pencil from the pencil sign out sheet. It's the only one we have.

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>>88867888
Well they're less likely to pull shit like the Japanese.

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>>88867851
I've been working since 5 and have about 12 cups of coffee in the span of three hours, I wasn't thinking straight.
It's not my fault everyone lumps their fucking inbetweeners on me because all of you faggots just want to argue over who gets to do keyframes.

>>88867137
I quit.

>>88867193
I thought I drew a straight line once but it turned out to be bisexual.

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>>88866804
OKAY WHO THE FUCK ATE MY SANDWICH?! I PUT A FUCKING LABEL ON IT THIS TIME YOU FAGGOTS!

>>88867997
Was it the one with some dude's name scratched out and the word faggot written on it?

Cause it sucked.

>>88867976
The contract we wrote on this napkin that you singed binds you to work here for the next 100 years.

Okay. I got the fight scene done. It's not exactly on model, but I think the fans will really like the fluidity and find it super dynamic.

>>88868055
You mean the sex scene?

>>88868087
Which sex scene? There are three of them

>>88868132

That reminds me, we still need someone to go bribe the MPAA, or this thing is gonna get an 'X'.

>>88868052
And I helped.

I knew being a notary would pay off some day.

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>>88867163
No. But I made this comic for an OC thread on /b/ back in the day.
I guess that counts for something.

Jesus fuck this is too much work, let's just make two seasons instead of three, rush the story and say that was our plan all along.

>>88868152
Wait, was it "bribe" or "threaten"?

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>>88868178
And here's the sequel that I made years after.
I should make a third episode someday and complete my Nigger trilogy.

>>88868132
The anal one. I animated the anal one. Audiences aren't ready to see an ass pounding like this.

>>88868193
I'll only agree to this if you make my preferred ship canon rather than the one we originally planned to have as endgame

>>88868207

Depends on whether theres a cop present.

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Someone go throw this in the bonfire alongside the other copies

>>88868227
Nah, it's too pointless.
I'll throw you a bone in the merchandise book, though.

Who the fuck wrote "Fuck off pedo scum" on my desk? This is the tenth fucking time this shit happens to me

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>>88868223
You better make the tittyfuck scene just as well-animated

>>88868271
Maybe you should, I don't know, fuck off?

>>88868268
Don't do that, that's prime fort-building material.

>>88868268
Someone needs to throw out that 'Basic Anatomy' book too it's not been used since we bought it ten years ago

>>88868276
Working on it now, and I personally think it's my best titty animation yet.

정오 이전에 스틸 프레임을 마무리해야합니다!

Alright which on mongs instead of doing the in betweens for super noobs gave me a binder full of Gem porn and cum. For fuck sake there is not even any Lapis I'm herr.

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>>88868374
What do these ancient runes represent?

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STORYBOARDS

>>88868416
One of the interns got smashed last night and raped them.

I'm way too drunk to be drawing, can you spot me today, anon?

>>88868374
GET BACK TO WORK YOU FUCKING CHINK YOU STILL GOT A COMPLETE GANG BANG TO ANIMATE

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>>88868449
>>88868416
Dont worry guys, I got him to re-draw most if it.

>>88868489
Fuck man, just draw anyway. We'll send them to the chinks for 'cleanup' and when they come back in a week we'll just say that they couldn't follow simple instructions and make them redraw it.

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WHERE ARE THE BOARDS FOR EPISODE THERE, WE NEEDED THOSE WEEKS AGO!
WHY DOES THE COPYING MACHINE HAVE BURN MARKS ON IT?
WHICH OF YOU BASTARDS IS IN CHARGE OF THE EPISODE TWO KEYFRAMES, EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS COFFEE STAINS ON IT!
HUMAN RESOURCES IS RIDING MY ASS AGAIN, WHO THREW AN INTERN OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW!
WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING BOARDS!

>>88868489
Anon, all of us are drunk, the water cooler has vodka in it instead of water

>>88867600
>>88867574
>>88867542
>>88867529

Ok guys we have to start from scratch. Who is the main character and give me s description

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>>88868518
Why did the intern redraw this storyboard in Latin?

>>88868540
THE INTERN HAD A GUN! I PANICKED!

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>>88868562
Okay well since we're working on the new sonic cartoon, here's our new original protagonist!

>>88868562
a cute girl with really big eyes and brightly colored hair!

>>88868518
IT'S ALL IN SURRENDER MONKEY LANGUAGE

>>88868566
Not to worry, Im translating it with Google as we speak.

Uh, does anyone know why the model sheets for the MC's girlfriend are all sticky and stuck together? And they smell kind of weird?

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>>88868596
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS, IF YOU SEE ANONS GUN ON HIS DESK SLAP HIM AND TELL HIM TO SHOVE IT BACK IN HIS HOLSTER! THIS IS THE THIRD ONE AN INTERNS STOLEN FROM HIM THIS MONTH ALONE!

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>>88868562
We've also got several seasons worth of material for the villain right here

>>88868638
It's fine! I fluently speak french.
> Case 1
It seems there is two tribes : yellow and blues and they are both sharing a field. I interpret a certain for of sexual, yet taboo, tension between these two tribes.
> Case 2
There's one blue boy that really wants to stick his peepee somewhere and he's sad he can't do that.
> Case 3
Same goes for a little yellow girl.
> Case 4
The blue boy cums on flag? What the fuck is this? Where the hell did yall found that it doesn't make any sense!

>>88868714
Oh yeah, that's good there. Yeah.

>>88868714
this'll take us to the top boys

>>88868634
>>88868714
Coldsteel's and Martin Crocodile Stink's final battle will be that of legends

I'm so goddamn tired.
I've been working all day and night.
The program crashed at least four times.
Please...please can I get a break?
Can I at least have a partner for this?
Oh god somebody help me.

Um, did someone try to stuff a burning fursuit down the ventilation shaft? Because I think we just lost all the interns in the basement.

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*Sounds of glass shattering in the distance.*

>>88868815
SOMEONE FIX THAT WHILST I INJECT MORE COKE

>>88868828
SHUT THE HELL UP IM TRYING TO RECORD SOUND EFFECTS!!

HELP IM STILL TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

>>88868828
MOTHERFUCKER QUIT HOGGING THE NOSE CANDY

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>>88868810
You stop that whining, if you don't I'll start making you work under Japanese animator conditions

So, have we decided on a better place to store all the trash then the fire escape yet?

Ok guys, listen up. Some big wigs from the top are coming to check out the studio this week, so I'll need each and every one of you to not fuck it up, ok? No crazy antics, no futa drawings, no sticking your dick in the break room cream cheese (STEVE), none of that shit!

Think you guys can handle that?

>>88868849
Were an accepting bunch. Just be yourself!

>>88868876
I'm going to be honest with you, Jerry.

My dick, it gets stuck where and when it wants to get stuck. It's got a mind of its own, know what I'm saying.

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>>88868870
I've been putting all my trash in Brian the intern's locker for the past few weeks

>>88868870
Yeah, up the animator's bunghole.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PENCILS AT!

>>88868913
THE FUCKING DRAWER YOU TWO-BIT SACK OF GREASE AND METAL

>>88868913
They got banned as a health and safety hazard after Gary got some stuck up his butt and had to go to hospital. Not sure how that happened...

>>88868904

Just....eight times in a single day? I mean, fuck, we'll all chip in for your own personal cream cheese, worse comes to worse

>>88868870
Look if there's a fire we can smother it with the garbage.
>>88868876
Absolutely, I'm sure nothing will go wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFIDLMliHo

>The Gang Blows Up the Office

>>88868876
It's not us who have been drawing the futa pictures! They just keep appearing on my desk every morning, I think one of the Japanese guest animators is living in the vents!

>>88868882
THERES A BODY IN HERE WITH ME. I THINK ITS THE FORMER ANIMATION DIRECTOR

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>>88868936
FUCKING GARY!

Anyone else feel like Episode 22 could use some work on the pacing? I mean don't get me wrong, I liked each individual element, but the overall structure of Teaser-Intro-Fight Scene-Exposition-Rape Scene-Rape Scene-Rape Scene-Rape Scene-Rape Scene-Rape Scene-Rape Scene-Rape Scene-Credits seems a bit lopsided.

>>88868957

Don't go blaming Takashi for your horrid perversions! He's a hard worker and hardly ever complains about the roach bites!

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The guy that sits next to me has been posting these shitty frog pictures around his cubicle for the past six months.

Normally, I don't mind, just as long as he stays in his own cube, but lately he's been putting a few up around my desk every day or so.

I've been taking them down and told him on numerous occasions to stop, but he just calls me a "cluck" or some shit and continues doing it.

Where's the boss? I think his name was po... po-something, or maybe he was polish.

>>88868876
>>88868957
I was about to say, someone at Studio SAPP said no one's seen Mashiro, and was wondering if he's still here.

>>88868980
WAIT, we had an animation director?

>>88868988
You're right, add another rape scene just before the credits, that'll even out the pacing!

>>88868988
Well, we could switch out some of the rape for anal rape...

>>88868342
One such book is propping up my monitor as I type.

>>88868991
Don't antagonise him, he's on probation after a failed school shooting attempt, I'm pretty sure he's autistic...

Okay are we being ironically bad, "ironically" bad, ironically "bad" or just bad?

>>88868988

Maybe a couple rape scenes before the exposition? I mean, you never really need set up for a good rape scene. Unless it's a French film or something....

>>88869050
man, you just have no VISION, that's all

>>88868905
wait what?

>>88869080
Sorry Brian I can't help it if you can't lock your locker properly

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That 3000 dollar mural is coming along nicely, I know our budget is getting tight but this will make us look more professionals.

>>88869042
Probation? The guy's a nut, he should be in prison, not working adjacent to me.

Like, just the other day I could have sworn I saw a russian chatbox up on his desktop while he has at lunch.

Guys, we can't just end the series with the heroine just becoming a magical girl and raping the enemy into submission.

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Uhhh, guys, I don't want to alarm anyone but...

Someone just broke the coffee machine

>>88869105
Guys I know we said you could have artistic freedom with our mural but painting a furry gang rape scene isn't what I meant

>>88869130
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>88869105
This gives me an idea though, how about we make a cartoon like that one Japanese show about the pirates? We'll even do a style that looks like my Japanese animes, and writing just like my japanese animes!

>>88869111
Well I'm sorry Jim but his therapist says he's fine now. If he keeps on bothering you I'll hire that black guy we were talking about for our 'diversity bonus', he doesn't seem to like them.

Oh god, I just threw up on my desk.

>>88869140
But it's the best drawn thing in this place.

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>>88868913

>>88866804
I feel like I'm the only one that shows up at the writing table with any prepared material. Everyone else just brings in nothing but wafui baiting bullshit.

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>>88869130
>Drinking coffee
Good riddance

Some guy called Cheeki Breeki just texted me saying he needs the SysAdmin password to reset the router, what do I do?

>>88869176
That's what saddens me the most

>>88869184
faggot. It's not like you're getting paid for this...

>>88869205
Give it to him. Free service maintainence, man!

>>88869205
Must be the IT guy, just give him access to everything and let him do his thing.

>>88869184
Waifu baiting is all we need for a successful show, anon, why bother writing actual plot when autistic manchildren will watch it just for cute girls?

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>>88869130

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! GRHSGSGDJEHAHDHDHEOWJAVSNFNTKWHSGD!!!!!!!!!!!

>>88869216
Actually retard I am... by the deli across the street, this your Montreal smoked meat sandwich?

>>88869205
DON'T FUCKING GIVE IT TO HIM! WE DON'T WANT ANOTHER CASE OF 1TB OF SQUATTING SLAV IMAGES FILLING UP THE COMPUTER SYSTEM AGAIN!

>>88869168
Fine, just as long as he stops praying to those damn frog pictures.

Every morning it's "mumble mumble kek something mumble donald trump mumble" before he starts on one of his racial tirades. I didn't go to college for this.

>>88869207
Maybe we could paint over the penises and make it look like they're squirting him with water guns.

Can I get my paycheque of five dollars now?
Or do I have to wait for next week again?

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Uh hey, I'm here for a 3:30 interview?

>>88869007
Yes an- wait. Hes not dead, oh god.

>>88869261
Nigger I ordered a triple sausage extra cream meat lover's! I explicitly told you to have Rod Trashcock deliver it!

>>88869278
Can you do a storyboard?

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Don't forget to sign Jim's Birthday card guys!

>>88869274
Shut up intern! You'll get nothing and like it!

>>88869239
Because I would actually do something that I will be proud of, instead of being proud that I can muscle through a hangover and you guy's bullshit.

>>88869261
Oh. That's mine.

>>88869272
Yes good, I just want to prevent a lawsuit if children ever want a tour of our studio...

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Guys just got word from the higher ups that the deadline is coming quick and we gotta work overtime and its unpaid overtime too!

>>88869293
Jim here, you guys better be nice.

>>88869288
Fuck storyboards, can he suck good dick?

>>88868152
>>88868207
>>88868260

Threaten them with money. Like, say you'll drop a ton of gold on them if they don't comply and give them a ton of gold if they do.

>>88867600
Does anyone know what this image is from?

>>88869286
Well he's the trap from the /k/ gunshop down the street is giving him some dome, so HE'S BUSY!

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>>88869278
Take a seat here.

>>88869314
Don't tell me how to sign your card, Jim!

>>88869327
I'm going over there.

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>>88869261
nice I just finished this blunt in the girl's bathroom too. You remember extra pickles?

Closet guy here. Everything is fine now. Wont you let us out? We'd
Love to have a bite of everyone and go over the plans for season 3.

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>>88869305
>unpaid overtime

Right, time to put in as many hidden dicks into the background images as possible, if those fuckers aren't going to pay me they can pay the censorship board!

>>88869303
I think we're pass that point now. I'm actually scared of children getting withing a five mile radius of this place.

>>88869337
Why do we need a girls bathroom?

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>>88869330
How about if I just get started now?

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>>88869305
I'm already putting eight hours a day of pure unpaid overtime doing all the inbetweeners! I need sleep dammit, would one of you fucking faggots do some inbetweeners already!

>>88869352
I'm sorry, what?

>>88869359
for smoking blunts, duh

>>88869337
>>88869359

WE HAVE BATHROOMS?!

>>88869359

In case one of those faggots from Legal comes down and needs to change their nose or power their tampons or whatever the fuck it is they do.

>>88869336
Hey, could you pick me up another gun while you're there, glock 26, I promise I won't leave it on my desk again.

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>>88869293

>>88869382
We have a broom closet and a bucket and a lot of spy cams same thing.

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>>88869300
There ya go.

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>>88869358
Haha, it's a good thing a child has never come for a guided tour and somehow ended up locked in janitor's closet or anything...that would be a very tragic, horrific thing to happen...

>>88869336
Do NOT get >>88869393 another damn gun.

>>88869393

Nope, you're getting a hi-point and that's it.

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WHO THREW OUT THIS PERFECTLY GOOD USED PIECE OF PAPER?

I CAN MAKE A 12 PIECE NOTEPAD FROM THIS!

>>88869376
Just let me out anon. i will get rid of all the interns

>>88869367
Okay, you're now creative leader.

Now here's a pen and pencil, start watching other things, browse tumblr, and take notes

>>88869393
You'll get a sig sauer and like it.

>>88869417
Hey man, there at least three armed interns running around here, I need a gun!

>>88869428
O-okay...

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>>88866804
I went down to the foley room to find some cymbals but all I can find are whips, is there something I should know about?

Oh shit.
Guys I got drunk and sent a funny but rude letter to the higher ups. What do I do to get them to forgive me? What should I write back? (I mean I know I'm gonna get fired, but I don't want them to hate me.)

>>88869437
Pretty sure it was Bendis sir

Just got an e-mail from Corporate, guys.

Looks like the triple penetration scene is a no-go, and they want whoever scripted the heroine to call her dad a "hook-nosed kike" to take sensitivity training.

>>88869453
Bring me one of them whips my dude.

>>88869449
They're armed because you keep leaving your fucking guns out!

>>88869453
There's a reason we don't invite you to our Friday night BDSM parties, Frank, you're too goddamn vanilla

>>88869456
Hi we just got an email and the bosses are in love with the new script, keep up the good work man!

>>88869414
Technically the correct term is "Sanitation Agent Equipment Storage" so of course no one ever got locked in a "janitor's closet".

That said I suspect a few of them may have migrated to a "Sanitation Agent's Underground Sex Dungeon" because jesus christ guys, run background checks. Oh, and if the FBI call we know nothing about that schoolbus.

>>88869437
Can snag a piece for toilet paper? Couldn't afford it in the budget this month.

>>88869469
But the triple penetration was gonna be the climax of the midseason finale. The fuck are we gonna do now?

>>88869509
Quadruple penetration.

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>>88869337
Ya I got it right here. So does anyone have anything here ready for the storyboard.

>>88869509
Might I suggest a tentacle rape scene?

>>88869531

No, we need to go deeper. And harder.

>>88869509
SEXTUPLE penetration. They'll just accept we changed it. 60% of the the time it works every time

>>88869469
no fuckings way we can afford sensitivity training but not a Friday keg.

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Hey guys, i got us a award winning writer to help us with the script, our show is saved!

>>88868635
Main lead
>>88868714
Main antagonist

Now she needs 3-6 friends ideas

>>88869545
I like the way you think. You're chief of staff now!

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>>88869532
Here's a storyboard I just finished up!

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>>88869556
Put this guy in!
as a love interest

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I hope you guys invested in an IRA. I, uh, lost the pension money in Vegas.

>>88869545
>60% of the the time it works every time

That doesn't make any sense, anon

>>88869532
uhhhh yeah I was using some of the paper to ground weed on. Think I left it in the girls room hold on

>>88869561
...I'm going to my car to have a dip and a six pack, when I get back this better not be HERE!

>>88869582
I've been investing quite heavily in the IRA. Those British dogs will pay

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>>88869477
It's not my fault the interns are a bunch of mongoloids who don't know to not steal someone else's gun. Maybe if a few of you picked up a few inbetweeners I wouldn't have this problem.

No I won't let it go, WHY IS NO ONE ELSE DOING INBETWEENERS!

>>88869582

Um, okay, no one is blaming anyone for any pension mishaps but, the IRA we all invested in when the Union guy afdivsed us, it turned out to actually be the Real Irish Republican Army and now they're renewing their bombing campaigns, so if the FBI and British Government phone we know nothing about it. Or the schoolbus.

For the last time , no we cant put darth revan in the final battle rape scene

>>88869585
We have a bathroom?

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Guys, a bunch of the girls are walking around with rose-tinted glasses making all of our female characters kiss one another.

We need to edited out all the subtext, kissing, and sex scenes from our cartoon we're about to show to the Nick and CN heads in hopes of them picking it up.

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>>88869602
I put some much hard work into that storyboard, Craig, we're using it in the show no matter what!

>>88869651
We'll modify it for the anal rape scene in episode 6.

>>88869649
Yeah to smoke blunts we've already been over this.

>>88869636
Just give them tits and call them Darth Raven, we can cut a deal with Disney.

>>88869636
Its the main character DRESSED as Darth Revan, its PARODY.

>>88866804
who the fuck left flour on the kitchen? One of the interns eat it and now is shaking like crazy.

>>88869690
HE
S EATING MY COCAINE

>>88869675
Guys, Health and Safety claim that too much weed could be causing short-term memory loss. Now I dunno what evidence they really have but we might wanna cut down a little on the...

...Wait, I just noticed, we have a bathroom?

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>>88869690
Sorry I forgot I found some anthrax in the mail today and left it in the kitchen

>>88869698
I THOUGHT WE WERE OUT!?!

>>88869698
>Leaving your cocaine in reach of the interns
God dammit anon, you know the interns will take anything that isn't bolted down!

>>88869651
YOU GO BACK AND REDO THAT SHIT! NOW!>>88869666
AND WHEN DID SATAN GET ON THE WRITING STAFF!

>>88869714
What's a bathroom?
>>88869718
That shit was the thraxx? I am fucked.

>>88869675
Well I now know where I'm dumping my spit can.

>>88869714
Oh sweet I didn't know we can probably smoke some blunts in there

>>88869698
Wait, your cocaine is right here, what the fuck did he eat?
>>88869718
Oh.
>>88869734
A bathroom is... A room with a bath, I guess.

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>>88869714
No problem man, Ill put some Ginkgo biloba tablets on your desk by Noon. Start handing these out to our artist and writers with their coffee. IT MAY cause a heart attack while drinking straight black coffee BUT it balances out your weed brain

http://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/herb/ginkgo-biloba

>>88869767
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BATH

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>>88869730
I redid the goddamn storyboard, Craig, I hope you're pleased with yourself you piece of SHIT

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Why did we order so many dragon dildos?

>>88869781
Apparently it's a small town in England.

Guys, human resources is bitching again that our workplace isn't diverse enough and I haven't gotten a single resume from a female in years, any of you got like a sister or something I can hire just too keep our image up? Preferably one who wouldn't complain about being raped?

>>88869718
so, now we wasted perfectly good anthrax on some intern? do you understand how stupid that makes us look?
>>88869698
I think they used your cocaine on Jims cake, but check put this rad card they got for him: >>88869293

>>88869806
I have a dog.

>>88869790
I cant have them show up at my parents house, mom would be pissed if she found out.

>>88869806
I could ask my mom she's been raped five times and she never makes a fuss about it

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>>88866804
So how come the bathrooms are just gateways to /trash/ and /aco/, guys. jesus christ... Half of the staff are literally wearing diapers now, why did we not think this through when we made them.

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Soooo guys imma just slip my own shipping into some of the scripts.

Hope that's cool with you all

>>88869783
Fucking god in heaven... it will have to do, I don't want this shit here next week got it!?

>>88869806
can't you like, get one shipped here from Russia? It's not like she could do a worse job around here than the interns

>>88869790
When you attach them to sides of PC Towers it makes them go faster, you can also hang your car keys on them

>>88869781
>WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAT
get the fuck out Snyder, you will never work here!

>>88869790

I think the real question is why didn't we order MORE dragon dildos?

>>88869760
I've been sending office wide email invites out since October

>>88869790
Oh my bad. That was suppose to my home address.

>>88869806
See if we can get the traps from /k/shop over here.

>>88869854
This is your home address. I locked the doors.

>>88866804

"so we're gonna make X, but, like... a sexy version of X."

>>88869831
With those shipping fee's? We're barely above bankruptcy as it is!

>>88869820
She starts on Monday, everyone try to be on your best behavior, if you feel the need to rape just go after the interns again.

>>88869828
It isn't, and you know it isn't!

>>88869396
I will reply

Stopmotion department here. Just putting the finishing touches on the latest project...

That took three years to make..

That's gonna be probably be forgotten by the general public...

That's gonna be snubbed at the Oscars by yet another stupid Disney film.

>>88869831
I've got it, dress the interns up in schoolgirl outfits, that'll trick HR.

>>88869828
Sure, just keep the bestiality to a minimum this time.

>>88869824
I think you'll think we find that thinking is hard and think I... Um... yeah.

>>88869828
Wait a minute... Oh for the love of, who hired Lauren Zuke?

>>88869892
Stopmotion deparment closed 2 years ago, where the fuck have you been?

>>88869892
PUT DICKS ON THEN

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>>88869920
On acid in the cellar

>>88869892
>Stopmotion department
Wait, the guys we locked in the basement three years ago? How the fuck are any of you still alive?

>>88869905
Says here she was signed up by a 'Zauren Luke'.

>>88869920
Three years, actually, I remember the memo the same day we were gonna start the new project. Shame, could have been fun.

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>>88866804
Hey everyone! It's been a year since we announced we were going to make it, hows the work on Barney: The Animated Series going?

>>88869790
There a large flared chance in there?

>>88869944
Die, you commie fucker!

>>88869944
Well, we HAVE made a lot of Barney porn. I'm sure we can do something with that.

>>88869937
I've been feeding them bits of the interns' lunches through the gap under the door, they seem to really like celery sticks

>>88869870
but...can you make it so girls like it too?

>>88869960
we already told you the interns aren't allowed to eat when they are working here!

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>>88869959
Here's an example of some of our hard work!

>>88868210
>>88868178
I uniroinically like this, give him 36 episodes.

>>88869960
God dammit anon, we've told you a thousand times, any part of the interns lunch that you don't like gets flushed down the toilet.

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>>88869937
Remember when you couldn't find the keys to lock them in? Me and the other Stop-Motion Crew Members killed off the interns and took their places. In their places we've repopulated and all of our children and their children are all being taught in Stop-Motion

WE OWN YOU

You better watch yourself Dave, or Chris, or Bob whoever the fuck your name is GET IT? BECAUSE YOU NEVER REMEMBER MY NAME YOU FAGGOT, I just might slip something into your Mocca Lattee Decafe-Recafe Outer Space Zombie brew

>>88869960
we more prefer the Wensleydale Cheese desu

>>88869944
We, uh... We kind of had him participate in a genocide. In real life.

On the bright side, well, you know that guy who disliked ethnic Bai in our Chinese investors? He's pleased as punch and we've got another $5m.

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DAY 15 OF ALL NIGHT SERVICE

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!

>>88869989
>I just might slip something into your Mocca Lattee Decafe-Recafe Outer Space Zombie brew
jokes on you, we only drink tea over here.

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>>88869050

>>88870013
Shut the fuck up, you fucking Britbonger. Literally scum. STOP MOTION WILL RISE AGAIN

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>>88869989
W-wait, you mean this whole time my guns weren't stolen by interns, they were stolen by the stopmotion department!

Now might be a good time to panic.

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OH SHIT HERE COMES MR. WITHERSPOON

Uh Guys the FBI is at the front desk asking questions about those reference images some of you have

>>88870041
indeed it will rise again, we have approved a 20 million dollars MY LITTLE PONIE stop motion movie. Now start to work on it.

>>88870066
Tell em it's art. Duh.

I haven't slept in 4 days


How you boys holding up

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Don't worry guys; I got us Gallagher.

>>88870065
But he's not supposed to be here for two more days!

>>88870053
Ah don't worry

Its just the stop motion department

Its not like their actual people with lives They'll be dead in abouta week

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>>88870066

>>88870066
But not the schoolbus or the funding terrorism?

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>>88870082
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>88870065
HIDE THE FUCKING FUTA DRAWINGS YOU FAGGOTS!

>>88870097
>>88870122
*Oboe music plays*

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>>88870088
11 days of nothing but inbetweeners, I can't even close my eyes anymore.

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>>88870065
everybody, HIDE!

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>>88870150

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>>88870093
Why the fuck would I want to deal with that douche from Oasis?

>>88870148
Good, we've discovered that blinking causes a 0.00000014% reduction in overall working time losing the company nearly 17 seconds of work each millennium.

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BAD NEWS GUYS

THE BARNEY ANIMATION DEPARTMENT GOT CRAIG!

>>88870065
I thought it was "Mrs." Witherspoon.

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>>88870201
FUCK, that's twelve staff members in a week

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Hey guys, Ms Femme-le-Chatte Buveur is here for her All Female College Anime about girls doing girl things and such

Anyone have it anywhere? Shes starting to do weird things to her blonde assistant at the front desk. Also... she says that there better not be any secret futa girls in her series this time around or there will be hell to pay

>>88870184
Why did we hire Perlmutter to be our CEO again?

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>>88870169
wrong costume, mate.

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GREETINGS,

IT IS I, ORRSON WELLLES

[spoilers]I need a job[/spoiler]

>>88870244
He offered our ex-CEO a small loan of a million shekels to leave, I don't know his motives yet...

>>88870255
we're all alcoholics here mr. Welles, you'll fit right in.

>>88870237
We had it, but one of the interns raped it.

>>88870255
tell us about the french champagne

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>>88870150
Let him come...

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Hey guys, we have a slight problem with a few of the scenes in episode 12.. it seems that its nothing but rapidly flashing images that cause epilepsy in our test audience. Who is responsible for this?

>>88870322
Uh...I blame the new guy >>88870255

ITS ALL HIM I SWEAR!

Bad news team, we lost our whole budget to a live-action show, so we will now be exclusively animating in Flash. Hope that's not a problem.

Guys, I've got a hot new idea that will improve our show's sex appeal; see there's this cute college girl that wears diapers and pees in them

Wait, wait! Hear me out!!

>>88870357
YOU'RE FIRED!

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>>88870357
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE\

IF THEY WONT LET ME HAVE WOMAN FUCKING WOMAN AND TRIBBING THEY SURE AS HELL AM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH YOUR WEIRD ASS SHIT

>>88868152
X has been retired since 1990. It's NC-17 now

>>88870322
>>88870337

It was that Welles dude. Actually, who the fuck hired him?

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>>88870357
Jesus Christ.

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>>88870357

>>88870404
I don't think we actually have a hiring department, people just randomly walk in and start working.

I mean, we have a homeless guy drawing episode 15's keyframes with pencils he got out of a dumpster.

We're behind schedule, so I'm going to hire a bunch of Calarts interns to help move production along. Please treat them with the upmost respect and give them a warm welcome to the team.

>>88870445
EAT MY DICK, PAT!

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Guys for episode 7 how about the love interest gets abduct by the main villain gets raped by him and than gets thrown in a dungeon where shes gangraped by dirty old men for the rest of the season until the hero rescues her at the end?

That gives the main hero a reason to go after the villian

>>88870445
can we at least rape them?

YOU ALL DRAW LIKE KINDERGARTNERS

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>>88870404
Very well, if you poor insolent foools don't want me here, then I shall take my leave

*picks up a pile of frozen peas*

take some for the road

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>>88870445
>More interns
All the ones we already have don't do fucking anything but make our lives worse.

>>88870466
brilliant, your booze allowance is doubled for the week, congrats

>>88870466
this is the western animation department, I think your idea would work perfectly for the asian division....unless you are talking about a gay episode, in which case take some interns and start working on it.

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>>88870445

Got the warm welcome right here.

>>88870470
They're interns anon, what else are we supposed to do with them?

>>88870478
I-Im sorry Mr Jameson...We-we've been working all night drawing and writing and editing...

I-I haven't seen my house in over a month.

C-Can we please just send one episode over to Korea to animate it? I-I-I...Y-y-you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference I swear!

>>88870534
>I-I-I...Y-y-you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference I swear!
you idiot! now they are going to pay us the same as the koreans!

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Guys, the board needs to see an increase in toy sales. Can we make the futa twins work?

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>>88870534
Do you have any idea what you just did?
They fucking cut our pay now asshole

>>88870534
Korea! Korea, he says! You think we're made of money, boy? You know how much them gooks charge? They charge a dollar per hundred frames now. A dollar!

Only option to outsource is Mexicans and until the CEO's back from his meeting with the President-Elect, we have a problemo, ese.

>>88870593
Remove their dicks in the first run and sell them later on as accessories. Works in /v/ they say.