Why does Tina like horses so much?

Big dik.

BIG

Big fat horse cock, duh.

MEATY

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>you won't be the one to take Tina's virginity

>>88864504
Why does Tina have an imaginary horse who tries to convince her she's not real? Is Tina insane?

>>88864504
it's like a friend that you can ride
and it has nice hair and dainty little feet despite weighing 1000+ pounds
a horse is basically a symbol of everything that might otherwise scare girls about growing up, packaged in something docile and obedient but still fun

Have you even seen horse dicks, anon?

>>88864778
yeah but theyre all flared and flat at the end. dickhungry girls gotta have that bulbous glans, don't they? isn't that their favorite part? not the big veiny shaft

>>88864778
Is that why women love horses so much?

>>88864592
Horses aren't native to this dimension and one can only be born once it has convinced a human to switch realities with it.

>>88864937
YES!

>>88864504
Because she's a filthy degenerate
;^)

>>88865065
Bob's Burgers lore is really something.

COCKS

>>88864504
Because the censors wouldnt allow rabbits

>They are beautiful
>You can ride them places
>You can braid their mane
>They can carry things for you
>Big ol' schlong
Whats not to love?

>>88864592
>Is Tina insane?

little bit yeah

I want to die being suffocated by a big horse vagina that I shoved my head in.

>>88865771
Oddly specific

>>88865771
Ew. That's animal cruelty anon.
Think about the horsie.

>>88864937
That and the fantasy of having a wild, muscular beast at their beck and call.

That's why they tend to grow out of horse/pony-lust and into Chad-lust.

>>88866235
Nothing wrong with getting a little head.

>>88866264
CARLOS!
>>88866235
I think if she can handle a babby horse she can handle a human head. but if not, she'd just kick you and get you out.

>>88865771
theres a board for that you know.

>>88866402
AHAHAHAH WHAT? A BASTARD OFFSPRING YOU SAY? NOPE NOTHING LIKE THAT HERE AHAHASHADUPAHAHAHA

wedonttalkaboutthathere

AHAHAHA I'M SURE YOU MEAN /AN/ THO NOTHING TO DO WITH CARTOONS OR CARTOON HORSES AHAHAHAHA

>>88866402
oh yeah, go try making a thread like that, see how it's received.

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>>88864504

>>88864504
It's just one of those autistic hobbies girls get into. For example, some boys become obsessed with soldiers, superheroes, or trains. It's not because they want to have their asses rammed by Geroge S. Patton, Superman, or Thomas the train. It just appeals to what they like.
Horse
>mane that can be braided, brushed, and played with
>pretty
>large and strong yet elegant
>can pretend to be princess while being carried by horse
>can pretend it's a unicorn
>decent amount of cool horses in media

>>88867734
i'm pretty sure the soldier and train shit is just something they've been fed and latched onto. like barbiedoll kinda shit
whereas horses and superherose are legit cool

>>88867324
It's possible he's talking about /trash/, where discussion of horse vaginas is also acceptable, and even encouraged.

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Have you ever seen horse cock or mare pussy? Its leagues better than the human shit. Watch some mlp for once in your life, autistic faggot.

>>88864864

Thereare as many dick preferences as there are girls. You can speak in broad strokes, but each girl is unique.

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>>88864583
>wanting to take Tina's virginity
Not the vastly superior Louise's

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>>88864504
It's a voice actor joke.

>>88867797
well yeah people are unique NOW but they didn't used to be, and the horse-appeal girl thing has been around for a long time

>>88867734
Liking soldiers isn't autistic. I'm just really into military/tactics/fitness/firearms/survival/battlefield medicine because I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, you dick

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>>88867478

>>88867826
But that was Louise

>>88867848
You are on the spectrum just for visiting this site you know?

>>88867848
That's different from being a mindless kid playing fireman/cop/soldier because it's easy and requires little thought to act out, because your brain is tired but you still want to play.

>>88867324
>WRITEFAG
>GREEN WHEN
>BUMP
etc
and then it gets turned into another shitty general clogging up the board

>>88867848
Are you a child? No. I'm not talking about adults when they get into a hobby.

>>88867992
A man child

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Women like riding horses because they get off on all the riding and bumping against their privates. Not to an extent that they'll cum all over the horses, just a little bit to put the idea that horse riding is enjoyable in their heads.

>>88868935
but women have liked horses since back when they were required to ride sidesaddle

>>88867857
>This year's Heavensturn event features a Japanese man who goes around town asking people to touch his big yellow cock

for those of you who haven't played the game, that wasn't a joke. it's literally the next sentence after he says this.

>>88865678
That's really cooking my noodle

>>88864504

Horses have nice butts.

>>88868989
They did not, they just didn't have many other options for entertainment, since society did not think they could do much.

>>88868989
Because no matter how you sit, it's still a massive, muscular beast thrusting up into you from below. Don't overthink this. Ladies like horses because vaginas.

>>88869612
Can confirm. I've been riding horses since I was 9. I accidently broke my hymen due to horseriding.

>>88868989
BIG
THICK
HORSE
DICK

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>>88869131
Thanks a lot, English "localization" team, you meme fucks.

then I realize it's in the JP dialogue too

>>88869131
literally the only good thing i can say about ffxiv is the chocobos are really cute

>>88867755
>trains aren't cool
But filthy barnyard animals and fictional characters are.

>>88869612
So guys like horses because they also get sexual pleasure from it? There's more to life than your fucking genitals you idiot.

>>88867734
>It's not because they want to have their asses rammed by Geroge S. Patton, Superman, or Thomas the train.
You don't know me

>>88869600
except, y'know, be the cornerstone of life
>>88869742
how do you manage to bust something so far in without busting everything along the way, if it's riding something non-penetrative? that'd be like getting punched in the face and shattering my uvula

I thought liking horses was one of those things a large swathe of women inexplicably liked

>>88870221
>except, y'know, be the cornerstone of life

No one puts value in that. You can be the cornerstone of life thinking you're taking a huge dump in a toilet.

>>88867755
>>88867734
Except that growing up to become a soldier or mechanic for trains is a legit career whereas you're just a faggot if you want to grow up and be a superhero

>>88870071
you've got it!
for the record, bullet trains and monorails are cool

>>88869972

Their translations are dope, first time I ran "blood, augur, hex, magik" I was sold.

Cause they're big and pretty and you can ride them.

Also big meaty cocks

>>88870134
I don't think lads are thought to like horses as much as lasses do
>>88870248
no, you're the cornerstone of life by running the household, keeping people fed and warmed and raising the kids. everyone before the 50s and after the 70s valued this. Beforehand, it was something you couldn't live without. after, it was something we realized we now must live without, and are suffering

>>88870283
>nevermind wanting cool powers, i want to do hard labor!
Karl Pilkington?

>>88867814

She'd certainly make it a unique experience

I can only really imagine Tina going *Grooooooooooooooooooooooooaaan*

>>88870283
Where do you think you are?

>>88870319
>not steam
Your tastes are terrible.

>>88870345
Pretty much anything that involves competition are male oriented and everything cool and old involves guys and horses, just girls are expected to like horses for reasons when most haven't been around them or take care of them.

>>88870364
>>88870438

Yes. Because the power of flight and super strength is something to aspire to
>inb4 Muh batman or iron man
No one knows what the fuck he does except be rich and punch villians and iron man is reliant on non existent tech which is pretty much magic. No one is saying you can't enjoy the stories or admire the character but you are on the non functional spectrum if you think superheroes are something you can do as a job

>>88864504
Autism.

>>88870515
ugliest, corniest machines ever built. might as well fancy a woodburning stove
>aspire
you said fantasize. we aspire to be rich and not have to work.

>>88870932
Wood burning stoves are also neat, coal is for morons who have never had to clean coal smut from plaster and every surface in the room. Wood ash is okay and actually kind of makes a soap when mixed with kitchen grease that gets everywhere that makes it easy to wipe off with a bit of alcohol.

>>88871218
yeah you're missing the point here, we're talking about the appearance of the machine. aesthetics, not function.

>>88871235
>appearance
>not function
But that's nonsense and ignores that form should follow function

>>88871269
you're right, that's why nobody buys pain in the ass classic cars

>>88871269
welcome to "cool", grandpa's grandpa.

>>88871218
...wait, how do you have internet?

>>88872375
obviously hand-whittled data packets just like the old days, carried by pigeon

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Hey guys what's going on in this thread

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>>88864504
I live in a rural area and have done stablework before.

Girls love horses because they're fucking rad, you feel like a beast-tamer when you work with these things. I've cleaned the hooves of a Clydesdale that could have easily just kicked me to death at any second, and instead they just know you're helping them out and do everything they can to help. They're gentle, smart giants it's easy to bond with. You have giantess fetishes /co/, don't act like you don't want something beeg to love you.

That said, some horses are fucking assholes and they only smell good for a day after you bathe them max.

>>88867826
Bob's was wayyyy before Bojack was even an idea.

>>88873028
This guy gets it.

Are people here so dense they're unaware of the trope that girls like horses and boys like cars? Why the fuck do people think all those "Raise a Horse" sim games and that new Netflix Spirit show are targeting little girls?

>>88870345
>I don't think lads are thought to like horses as much as lasses do

And yet /mlp/ exists.

>>88873028
In that situation I think I'd like to be the horse.

>>88873110
well that's the thing, I mean, they're more like tall cats. they're longlegged cats with little magical adventures. guys love that kinda shit. we don't.. you can't ride those little picture-butted things. You put them in a box and they pop out of the box like 'hi' with the box lid on their heads, yknow?

>>88864504
>the one signnle tina episode thats actually good

>>88873346
every tina episode is good
every episode is good
this episode was a bit frustrating since tina has now joined gene and louise in costing their poor parents a lot of money, and has the least excuse because she should grow the fuck up already

>>88873535
its a fucking cartoon, the only reason bob is poor is because it makes for a better show.
Plus the restaurant does badly because its in shitty location. Its near the harbor but everything there is in such awful condition it doesnt attract people and anyone walking by goes to pestos
bobs dad does way better because his restaurant is next to a gay bar even tho he doesnt care as much as bob about the food he makes

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>>88869131

>>88873684
What exactly do you think I said, that you think your post is a response to it?

>>88873731
This is some serious projection/wish fulfillment holy shit.

>>88873731
a little licky doesn't count as sexual activity, alfred kinsey.

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Gee, the perverted girl that has folders of dirty fanfics has an interest in horses, I wonder why?

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Lisa Hanawalt who designed the characters for Bojack is obsessed with them, it's just a woman thing

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>>88870932
You know you want it. Those round, pregnant curves...

>>88874406
that's like finding angela lansbury hot

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>>88864723
>Docile
About that...

>>88875271
th-that's a toy, right?

i mean docile by wild animal standards.

>>88869972
Honestly anyone complaining about the references in the translated quest names and such just doesn't know Japanese humor or Square-Enix. 99% of the time they're just replacing one pun with another pun.

I mean you want to complain about something, complain about Kuro and Shiro. I mean it's not a big loss since that's one of the most lame and tired naming schemes in the universe to the point where it's the go-to for cheap porn manga, but Kuro got translated as Klhoe which isn't so bad. Now Shiro is getting translated as Zhloe which...isn't a name. I mean what the fuck. At least go with Zoe.

>>88875838
I wouldve gone with Nero and Bianca

>>88875944
At least those are names. Zhloe sounds something you'd name a shambling retard-golem.

>>88875971
sounds like a name a zombie would get in a Xanth book
then she'd get her body healed back to near-living quality with healing spring water, and spend a lot of time scantily-clad and turning out to be the perfect match for the hapless hero character, possibly turning out to be his dead girlfriend Chloe whom he was avenging

>>88873028
years ago the old man and I were doing some work for a guy who owned large draft horses, it was some work on the foundation of a barn so we were around them for several days, they really were awesome...like some kind of leftover ice age mega-fauna but friendly and aloof.

>>88876448
draft horses are best horses. I remember being so stoked when the initial images for Twilight Princess came out and not only was the Master Sword nearly a zweihander now, but Epona was at least a carthorse. It was like they were apologizing for all the tiny stubby shit in wind waker. sadly they kept the same floaty, unimmersive engine

>>88866788
Dubs speak. P0N3phagets must go incognito