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And i thought this show couldnt have any more waifuable characters

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And i thought this show couldnt have any more waifuable characters
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I refuse to define waifu as "my favorite character from this particular show".
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>>88864507
Orly
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>>88864494

have they shown white diamond yet
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>>88864546
Not yet no
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>>88864494
And here I thought you would post a quality waifu
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Keep Steven Universe shit in the general
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>>88864572
Shes good too, and the best of that gem harem they showed
>>88864593
Their is no general, and even if their was im not obligied to keep all discussion in the clutterd mess u fuck
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y'all blind idiots.
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>>88864494
yeah yeah and you were right. you don't have to gloat
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>>88864644
>dirty human over glorious big butt empathetuc giant woman
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>>88864494
Yellow was already best Diamond, but this episode made me fall in love with her even more.

She's the best kind of villain. Still a bad guy, but with layers that make them come luke an actual person.
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>>88864721
She has meaning and passion. Even though we are but animals to her, she cares for others deeply, even her pearl i think. For all its faults, im glad SU has actual layerd villiansnrather then just the mustache twirling villian.
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General
>>88864761
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>>88864875
Why do mods not want a general
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>>88864644
Someone descended from a long line of inbreeding should not look that hot.
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>>88864494
make way for new waifu,blue diamond!
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Though I understand why, I'm a little mad that they didn't take home Any of the quartzes or Zoomans. There better be more of them in the future.
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>>88865260
maybe there's an algorhythm keeping them from getting too inbreed that actually determines the choosening.
They must have some genetic diversity- they've got visible variants like skin and hair color.
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>>88865260
They should if they were specifically chosen their breeding partners and had their whole lives kept to a specific routine to garner the best physical results.

These are perfect, pure bred humans.
Only, unlike Hitler and the professional dog shows, Gems like a variety of skin tones.
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>>88865594
Professional dog shows do have a variety of kinds of dogs, you silly billy.
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>>88865772
Kinds of dogs, yes.
Variety in coats, no.

At least not across all of them.
My sister got a French Bulldog from a breeder cause she loves them and the breeder gave it away because it didn't have the right kind of coat speckling to be a showdog.

Dog shows are very picky on what can and can not be allowed.
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I mostly like traps but damn was he hot
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>anyone having a SU """waifu"""
I can understand enjoying the show but all of the characters are pretty ugly. It's like people who think Maisie Williams is attractive.
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>>88865965
There designs are very cartoony. Cartoons are hotter to me then real people. Their personalitys dont help my dick from growing either.
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>>88865965
People get attached the personalites overall character designs of SU characters, and then go look at off-model fanart. It's mostly the artstyle that's ugly.
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>plebs waifuing blue diamond

>no one likes yellow diamond


shit tastes
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>>88865260
Actually it is possible to have a lot of inbreeding without serious genetic malformities. Cheetahs for example are all relatively inbred. You just can't have many recessive detrimental traits, like the hapsburg jaw.
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>>88866100
Dude, Yellow has always been best Diamond. The hell are you on about?

>merciful towards fuck up subordinates
>powerful, intimidating presence
>nice to her Pearl
>cares about her sisters and tries to cheer up Blue
>correctly points out they should move on and get shit done
>gives in to her own grief, showing that she's just trying to act tough as a leader
>lets Blue indulge in specimen collection even if it's not cost effective, just to make her feel a little better because dammit, she loves her sister
YD is a proper villain, evil, but still an actual person. I fuckin' love her. That fabulous villain song doesn't hurt.
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>>88866283
yeah, but the humans have been there with no new genes for 5000 years, and it looked like a pretty small population (at this point). the Egyptian royalty had some severe genetic disorders after like, 4 generations of inbreeding? maybe 3? really the only way that genetic disorders didn't become widespread over 5000 years would be starting with a much larger population than we saw, in addition to removal of those with abnormalities.
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>>88866382
The whole board is lusting over blue diamond, not yellow
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>>88866456
Good for them. Truth of the matter is that Yellow is just a more fleshed out and compelling character. Yeah, Blue has some stuff to work with, but we still don't know her that well yet. White still hasn't appeared yet, and Pink is dead, so we'll only ever know her through flashbacks told by an unreliable narrator. So for my money, Yellow's got the lead.
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>>88865518
Seems we've got three fresh plot threads. The Zoomans, the quartzes stationed at the Zoo who are more or less friendly to the CGs, and the Diamonds wanting to collect some specimens. So yeah, we'll see them again eventually.
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none of these characters look very waifuable, your fanbase is silly
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>>88864494
The blue one has eyes? Disappointing, I wanted to see a unique kind of sensory system.
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>>88867318
Post your waifu
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>>88867383
she's not /co/
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>>88867431
Too bad, she's probably a shit anyway
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>>88867301
And the room full of Rose Quartzes.
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>>88868365
And picking up Ruby Squad. And whatever situation Connie, Peridot and Lapis had to deal with while the mainliners were away.

... Come on, they called it out twice for fucks sake. "Protect Beach City while we're gone.". I'd be damn surprised if that didn't go anywhere.
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Dude illegal aliens lmao
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>>88864494
I love Blue's voice its very soothing, and its still can be really intimidating too like when she got serious in the end. The actress did a fantastic job.
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>>88868661
>being this naive
That was literally an excuse to not have those characters tag along as well. Writers are lazy and didn't want to write something to do for all of them.

And WTF is with Connie? Since when is Steven obligated to take her ass to Space on joy rides?
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>>88868760
I wonder if all the diamonds are going to have different accents, Yellowhas an American standard and Blue has a slight Irish accent.
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>>88868760
I like how she didn't recognize Ruby and Sapphire at all. How very M. Bison of her. The Answer must've taken place on a Tuesday.
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>>88864644
Star with autism
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>>88868817
>have millions of subjects most of whom look indistinguishable from one another
>expect her to remember every single one over the course of thousands of years
wew
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Glad to hear back of him.
Will they pick up ALL rubyes?
Will we see troubles on earth when the gems arent there?
Will gems come here to abduct more humans?(Ronaldo PLS)
and more important , will we see more of those other amathys?
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>>88868806
The accents are a consequence of their actors. It's just like how Garnet sounds like she's from West London.
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>>88866456
Fuck them I'm all about those purple horse shoes.
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>>88868892
>Will we see troubles on earth when the gems arent there?
I'm hoping for the next episode (after the required months of hiatus) will have them come back to find Beach City wrecked and hear about the story of how Connie, Lapis, Peridot and maybe Lion stopped some massive monster attack.
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>>88868997
>months of hiatus
i dont wannna belive this , i dont want to
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>>88868892
>Yellow and Blue walk around Beach City looking for specimens
>grab a bunch of people and get in their ships
>a few minutes later, they come back and toss Ronaldo into the ocean, then leave again
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>>88869021
Nigga, we got this bomb literally a month early.

After the bomb, it's probably back to nothing for a long ass time.
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>>88864494
>character design keeps getting worse

Great, now I sound like you people.
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What did they mean by this?
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>>88865260
Who is this?
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>>88868892
I was half expecting andy to start talking about his tour during Korea and Nam to steven.
How he will drop napalm on villages and remember the screams down below and sometimes get flashbacks everytime he cooks bacon.
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>>88869053
He likes big guys
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>>88869025
This is perfect , like , at the end of the episode or something , or an episode where ronaldo follows the diamonds (we know more of them or some shit) and ronaldo want to study them but dont want to be abducted but at the same wants and at the end he gets captured and rejected because he said something weird
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>>88869025
Perfect.
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>>88868997
It'd be a great opportunity to do something new. Connie hasn't really had any interaction with Lapis and Peridot, and in the case of the former, last they shared screen time, Lapis tried to fucking drown Connie. The three of them fighting monsters together with awkward teeth gritting pretty much writes itself.
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Tell me, /co/, what's the use in feeling blue?
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>>88869638
its easier than bein green ill tell you that
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>Half joke-half serious episode with a cliffhanger
>Infiltration episode with waifus out the wazoo
>Unsettling garden of eden-esque episode
>Full lore blast final episode with a song from the fucking diamonds

The only one that was truly mediocre was the light distortion one, otherwise this was a 10/10 bomb.
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>>88869687
Green people is only made to suffer isnt it?
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>>88869053
Greg has a big dick. For you.
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>>88866435
>>88866283

Also what if the gems actually fixed some of the humans on a genetic level to keep certain disabilities from happening
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So if Steven looks like same as all Coreans, and the show is animated in Corea, does that mean Greg Universe is Corean?
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>>88870430
Korea.
With a K. And no, they are WASP as fuck.
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>>88868820
So just Star then.
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>>88864494
Someone got links to episodes?
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>>88870462
Has there been ANY reference to Christianity in the show, much less a protestant form?
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>>88868973
Severely underrated post

>>88870630
There is no Christianity because none of the events that created it ever happened. If you want to try being autistic about it then Rose and/or Steven could be god's intended Christ figure I guess.
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>>88870775
>United States, Korea, Canada more or less exist with only notable changes coming down to names of cities and where there are signs of damage from war.
>Middle East is noted for being a quagmire of everyone fighting everyone, which has religious origins
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>>88870630
Of course not.
There is no mention of religion in the show.
But Protestantism has a cultural dimension that permeated the white population of the US and put the ethics of work and wealth as an expression of divine favor in place of Catholic ideas of community and charity.
And I know few men more frugal, humble and determined to do their work than Greg Universe.
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Gentleman! I give you...

>And it's not corn.
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Guys?
I think Garnet is a fusion.
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>>88871056
>Complaining about the Church doing the Church's role is ethical
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>>88866456
well, this is a blue board after all
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>>88869053
Steven, Greg, bring out your 「STANDS」!
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>>88871139
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for being war machines, the Famethyst are pretty chill and relaxed. Also that complex CG Amy had is completely throw out of the windows because her brethren doesn't give a fuck about it. We haven't seen them fighting though.
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Good bomb, liked the zoomans and BD. Also skinny Jasper and the Amethysts were cute.
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>>88870582
Seconding, need links
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>>88871451
>for being war machines, the Famethyst are pretty chill and relaxed.
Probably a defect from being made on earth or something, and why they're seen as 'bad' soldiers.
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>>88871458
I want these two to be chill together and team up
Skinny gives the commands and Carnelian does them without fail
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>>88871458
I want an orgy with all the new Gems.
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>>88864494
Sugar is a hack! A HACK!
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>>88871655
Did she hack herself?
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>>88871734
>there's even a model sheet of the korean drawing the image on the side of the desk

That's some nice meta shit. Wonder why they changed her outfit from a light color to all blue.
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>>88871734
>animation studio in Korea
What did Sugar mean by this?
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>>88871655
She look like the girl from Daft Punk.
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>>88871734
>Character references right there
>Still draw the characters off model
At this point she's just trying to spite us, isn't she?
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At this point i'm fucking incredibly hyped for White's appearance

Last to go aside from the one who is already dead, so they're obviously saving biggest and best for last

Her mural seems to indicate that her Authority is Homeworld itself
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>>88871811
Not at all.
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>>88871856
White Diamond is just an idea, not a being. They pull back the curtain, revealing only machinery giving pre-made responses.
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>>88871253
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>>88871811
The character certainly seems to be kind of a parody of the basic anime character design, what with the long, narrow, tapering face ending in a really pointy chin and all.
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>>88871911
what do you mean? most anime characters have short heads with pronounced chins, not long heads
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>>88871911
If you mean from how to draw anime/manga books, sure.
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>>88871911
Why the loooong face
>>88872006
Needs more bean
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>>88871890
>White Diamond sacrificed herself to act as a life giving prism which brought the other diamonds and the rest of gemkind into being

>At the end of the series she's going to unplug herself from the golden throne and awaken
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>>88872019
This goes against my religion's teachings. Delet this.
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There was literally nothing wrong with the zoo
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>>88872041
Too bad

>Crystal gems form the Temple Fusion to fight the diamonds and begin to get the upper hand

>White Diamond arrives and OHKO's them into separating
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>>88872049
There was the initial abduction as a wrong action, but it is more moral to keep those that grew up in that environment to keep being in it than throw them into a different one they are not adapted for.
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>>88872049
There was no internet, no one from here could survive without their daily dose of shitpost.
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>>88872136
>If you're born into a coddled artificial safe space it's best to let you live in said safe space your entire existence
Okay tumblr.
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>>88872257
They literally cannot function outside of it. They should be put down like surplus animals at a shelter.
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>>88871139
"Im rob, the guy with no ears!"
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>>88872049
Except nothing to suggest the gems occasionally mate with the humans.
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>>88864494
Hey Maetel, hey.
Pic related.
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>>88869053
>>88871331
Steven Universe Battle Tendency
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>>88872353
Gems don't have sex organs.
But the guards were a bunch of defective Earth-types that don't give a fuck so some might have shapeshifted into human men and rigged the Chosening.
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>>88872357

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this
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>>88869053
>BANE and Jojo at the same time
Rebecca knows who her real fans are.

love you becky.
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Fun Fact: this bomb is as far into production season 3 as as the sardonyx episodes were in prodution season 2
heck it still counts if you skip both sets of shorts
hell it still counts even if you don't count say uncle (as it's in season 1 in intended order) and you only count gem harvest as a single episode
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>>88864546
Technically White Diamond doesn't exist. She's never been mentioned. Not even once.
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>>88872671
What?
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>>88870462
>they are WASP as fuck
DeMayo doesn't sound like an Anglo-Saxon name
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>>88871734
>>88871778
>all the relevant model sheets are in episodes animated by SMIP, who also animated that episode
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>>88872804
Might have mutated from the original form
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>>88872888
The last name DeMayo outright has a history in Italy and neighboring countries
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>Aliens abduct humans to exhibit them in zoos
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>Episode ends with the ruse almost successful and then falls apart right at the leaving
They need to stop doing this
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They've been traveling for hundreds of lightyears. What if everyone is old by the time they get back?
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>>88872700
White Diamond is the fusion of PD/BD/YD and the reason BD and YD are taking PD's cracking so bad is that they were secretly an item through fusion à la Garnet.
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>>88872930
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>>88872948
And miss sassy ass Pearl

No thx
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>>88872966
They traveled faster than light in a ship that bends reality, I don't think they have to bother with a concept such as "time"
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Blue Agate school for misbehaving gems.
I have a fetish for things like this
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>>88872986
>Just barely manage to handle Blue and Yellow in battle on Earth

>the diamonds reveal the mashed together remains of Pink artificially given enough life that they desperately fuse with her

>Become White Diamond but immediately begin to corrupt from the dead gem inside them

>Maddened monstrosity burrows down into the crust and breaches the bubble around the Cluster, fusing with it

>Become Philosopher's Stone
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>>88872752
If you don't count the shorts and you don't cout say uncle as season 2, Full Disclosure to Friend Ship is 14 episodes (if you do count both, they're 16 eps)
if you don't count the shorts and count gem harvest as a single episode, then The Kindergarten Kid to That Will Be All is 14 episodes (if you do and count gem harvest as 2, they're 16 episodes)
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>>88869053
At first I thought it said BAMF.
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>>88873317
The third character has to be an N
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>mfw I first saw the leaked previews on youtube
>mfw I came to 4chan to find all the episodes had been leaked
>mfw I stayed up till 4 in the morning downloading and watching all the episodes even though I had to work the next day
>mfw it was worth it
>mfw I'm at work and can't stop thinking about those episodes
>mfw I realize they could have put Star Wars references in any of those episodes
>mfw I realize that the whole Steven Bomb is essentially A New Hope
>mfw I start putting Star Wars lines in the latest episodes
My face when I have no face.

(Steven as Chewbacca, Ruby as Luke, Sapphire as Han Solo)

> "This is not going to work."
> "Why didn't you say so before?"
> "I did say so before."
Agate: "Where are you taking this thing?"

(Sapphire as Princess Leia and Carnelian as Luke)

> "Aren't you a little short for an Amethyst?"
"Huh? Oh the uniform. I'm Carnelian I'm here to rescue you."
> "You're who?"
"I'm Carnelian I'm here to rescue you I came here with Ruby and Steven Universe."

(Sapphire as Obi-Wan and Blue Diamond as Darth Vader)

> "I've been waiting for you Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner now I am the master.
> "Only a master of evil Darth."

Autism is a beautiful thing anons.
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Blue Diamond is gorgeous and graceful.
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>>88873896
booo
Star wars sucks ass
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>>88872049
Greg would have totally fucked everyone if Steven hadn't shown up.
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>>88864875
>>88865142

They must uphold the contrarian culture, which says that highly popular shows do not deserve a place amongst such exalted company.

They're niggers
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>>88871811
>>88873964
I want to see them together drawfags
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>>88872966
Greg didn't seem to be in the Zoo for that long.
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>>88865142
The show's still technically on hiatus.
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>>88865518
>>88867301
Don't forget all the bubbled Rose Quartz
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>>88872049

There's tons wrong with it.

If they're going to keep human specimens for long-term habitation in artificial environments for indefinite periods of time they should at least take tips from the masters.
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>>88872925

Yeah I've speculated that he's been Italian since the time-travel episode.

In which he speaks Italian.
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>>88867301

Don't forget that Yellow has some sort of scheme cooked up that she was pleased the earth was still around for.

Even if it's just showing up for a front-row seat at a nonexistent event it's gonna come up later.
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>>88871655
You're telling me.
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>>88864494

>Visit TVTropes from time to time
>View Blue Diamond's character sheet
>The whole thing talks about how she's graceful
and soft-spoken but also a sociopathic sadist who shatters gems for fun and eats the remains
>See this episode

Damn, they got it all wrong.
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>>88871139
Nigga that's a hattifattener
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>>88871331
>Greg's Stand
Video Killed the Radio Star
>Steve's Stand
When You Believe
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>>88874349
Ruby said she does shatter gems, though. She's proably hyper emotional like Steven, which is why he 'cried her tears', whatever the literal fuck that means (seriously, what the fuck is that, the powers logic in this show is non-existant). She turned a 180 when Sapphire implied she gave an order that she didn't.
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>everyone waifuing world conquering giants
I look forward to her being shattered and her inhuman race purged
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>>88874396

Hell, she's the most likely to catch an earful of Steven's "Appeal to Feeling" Attack and go the way of every Naruto villain.
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>>88874035
>>88865142
Generals are cancerous circle-jerks and /sug/ is no exception.
But also the show hasn't aired yet.
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>>88874508

This is 4chan. Half the people on-site are jerking off to porn. The other half are discussing topical shit while stroking a semi in preparation. The whole place is cancerous.

At the least it'd maybe cut down on the number of SU threads, I've got like 5 tabs opened.

Just seems like a retarded arbitrary rule.
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Theory
The four diamonds are based on the four Greek humors.
Blue: melancholic
Yellow: choleric
Pink: sanguine
White: phlegmatic

This main temperament also governs their court gems.
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So Patti LuPone has gotten her song, when will Lisa Hannigan get a chance to shine?
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>>88873964
Probably my favorite frame of the episode. It's like my korean anime
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>>88874310
She was just saying "good, then there is still time to collect more humans for your zoo" she was talking up her friend.

Side note, I suspect Yellow Diamond was the real gem to shatter Pink, it's all a political thing. The way she handled Blue Diamond was just so remnant of the sort of political circles historic figures used to persuade their people or others in power to go on the warpath.

For some reason, Rose is taking the blame. Maybe she's in league I dont know just speculation. My first bit is right though, about the zoo at least.
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>>88873964
>>88864494
>>88864523

Heheh, hey, Blue Diamond

Why the long face?
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Were those really BD's tears Steven was crying or were they Rose's?
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>>88874803
or PD...
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>>88874762
YD did not shatter PD, that point in the song where she mentions she misses her shows this. It's not to be deceptive, it's to show how YD isn't emotionally open or active, at least not asmuch as BD is. So we've got a stoic, orderly diamond, and an over-emotional one. What will White be like? I guess Pink was the asshole one or something
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I can't tell, was YD saying "what the point of feeling blue" or "what's the point of feeling, Blue?"
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>>88874803
BD's. You'll notice he cries the same eye she does. Even the size of the tears or proportional.
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>>88874764
CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>88874318
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>>88874803
pretty cool thought.

with all that fucking whining in the second episode, I was hoping Steven would get some kind of out-of-body experience from Rose.
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>>88874849
>that's the point?
Also what did she say Lapis' were for? Making reports? What?
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>>88874803

Well they obviously weren't his because he was unloading like fucking Niagra, goddamn he spews out tears like I spew cum on a Friday night
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>>88874881
Terraforming
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>>88874849
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>>88874396
Humans are a fucking cancer and i cant wait till aliens enslave us and kill the inferiors like you who would resist them
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>>88874853
>Even the size of the tears or proportional.
at last I truly see
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>>88874849
meant to be taken as both. I didn't catch her calling BD "Blue" when they first started talking, so I thought she was just saying blue, like sad.

Then that last part of the song where she just repeats the phrase without blue, and then it clicked.
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>>88874849

It's a double entendre
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>>88873896
>Autism is a beautiful thing anons.

It really isn't.
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>>88874821

But his gem is definitely a quartz
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>>88874870
Nice
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>>88874849
SU songs do this double meaning thing all the time. See also: "Do It For Her/Him" and "It's Over Isn't It?"
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>>88874962
a quartz who can change vessel? or a diamond?
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>>88871458

>It's the "I'm buff too guys!" Jasper.
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>>88864644

I need to get some drawfags to draw some porn of her
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>>88871793
thats where the animation studio behind the show is located
chek her instagram if you want more info im too lazy to link
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>>88864494
>>88864523
Cute concept overall, ruined by SU's ugly art style.
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>>88875023
Realized I forgot the lips
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>>88875330
Why do people keep saying this? What about the art style is ugly?
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SU is a feherlofia ripoff
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>>88875381
elaborate pls
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>>88864494
Yo fellow anons

Gimme ideas here, does this need anything else or is it all good to color?
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>>88875442
Even though BD was crying for like 5 episodes straight I think her face should be a little less animated, and a little more realistic.
But hey that's just me. You do you baby boo.
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I both like and dislike YD's song. It's just so alien sounding. The harmonies are weird, the overall feel and tempo is like a madman's conception of a broadway song.
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Would you guys rather fug blue or yellow diamond?
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>>88875488
Oh I'm trying to exaggerate what a huge crybaby she is, I literally used the crying breakfast friends as reference. But what exactly do you think should be a bit different? the eyes or mouth?
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>>88875525
Yellow would break my pelvis. Blue would cuddle and care for me.
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So how did the Gems, especially someone like Peridot, fail to notice the immortal Empress of a transgalactic empire and her fuckhuge ship landing on Earth?
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Which amythest would /co/ fug?
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>>88875525
I think we all know the answer.
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I have little doubt that Greg would have actually been okay with having these guys as a harem had Steven not saved him
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>>88875640
The gap toothed one was pretty qt
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>>88875547
>You will never snuggle up with Blue Diamond after a long day of conquering planets
Why live?
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>>88875534
Yeah the eyes can be a little smaller. Otherwise it should be fine.
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>>88871655
DARK SOULS MATERIAL
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>>88875988
Thanks boo
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I'm starting to wonder if a viable plot twist might be WD being the one who shattered PD, or at least arranged it, and Rose's values that led to the formation of the crystal gems being instilled in her by a compassionate PD who just didn't really 'get' humans but wanted to keep them, and still valued all forms of life while doing her duty as a diamond.

YD and BD are both emotional and grieving, though BD is melancholic and YD is haughty and angry they both cared for her. Perhaps it's part of a larger ploy by WD to assume control of the gem empire by taking out the most threatening of her peers and blaming it on her subordinates? Maybe somewhere down the line YD and BD could become temporary allies with the crystal gems.
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>>88864523
>>88864494
Fuck, I'm considering abandoning amethyst for her
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>>88875653
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>tfw we now know Rose's origins and the meaning for Rose Quartz

Neat.
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>>88876506
Nigga what? No we don't.

If anything, there's even more questions now.
There were all those bubbled Rose Quartz, yet Eyeball made it sound like Rose's healing ability was some kind of legend.
And, y'know, the whole "she actually rebelled against the system" and all that.

Clearly the CG Rose has some kind of unique origin and different powers than a standard Rose Quartz. We know nothing of why this is though.
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>>88876506
Don't forget all the other Rose Quartz still bubbled

This bomb was simply too good with the amount of potential it can go:

-Ruby's still in space
-YD and BD having no idea the cluster is bubbled
-The zoo and the zookeepers

It makes me sad that this is a hiatus filled series that the network doesn't want to give proper air time
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>>88876602

Didn't Peridot seem pretty caught off guard that she had Magneto-powers?

Healing and shit is probably natural to Rose Quartzes, as metalbending is for Peridots, but it's stifled by their caste system and designations. Or something to that effect.
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>>88875594
1) The gems don't have radar nor actually bother to get one
2) The ship landed in Korea
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>>88876602
They were made to stock the zoo. That's why they're all there, bubbled. That's why they have empathy, healing tears, the ability to grow plants. It makes perfect sense. They were engineered for the zoo. There's one story of someone leaving for being "hurt." How much you want to bet Rose had something to do with that story?
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>>88872257
They were happy though, and have been so for thousands of years. It would probably be devastating for them to be brought to earth.
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>>88876713
In fact, the girl states a gem comes through the wall to help someone who was "hurt." That was probably Rose.
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Why does Sugar ever bother making townie episodes when the best stuff involves the aliens
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>>88874762
If Rose didn't do it, why would she tell the other Crystal Gems she did?
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>>88876734
Blue diamon gets shattered, by greg murdercock.
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>>88876734
world and character building anon

So when the diamonds do succeed and blow up the earth,you will have sympathy for the lost lives of Beach City.From Onion and Vadalia,to Lars and Ronaldo
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Why didn't Garnet tell Steven to just wait a couple of days before going off? How long was Blue Diamond planning to sit there mourning anyway?
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>>88876671

Honestly watching series like this kills me regardless of how much I like it.

I'm always looking at the procedures and operations and shit and thinking "Wtf why don't they do this".

>Why don't the Crystal Gems gather all the Gem weapons, ships, tech, etc. from across the earth?
>Why don't the CGs set up a radar or surveillance system using gem tech while converting any useful tech into useful defense systems?
>Why don't the ultra-advanced aliens have identification procedures for incoming craft (especially unexpected ones), identification of personal designations before entering a an important Diamond-owned facility, security systems out the ass, etc.
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>>88876768
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>>88871734
What was going through Greg's mind here?
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>>88875348
>Why do people keep saying this?
They're angry they can't fap to it.
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>>88876769
But just about every townie episode just makes us hate them more because we constantly see what shitty people they all are, by the time Rebecca finally gets around to the big invasion arc we'll be unironically rooting for the Diamonds.
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>>88876807
they clearly need to try harder
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>>88876777

>How long was Blue Diamond planning to sit there mourning anyway?

Well to be fair she's like 10,000 years old and still young, she could probably sit their bawling for years.
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Would you?
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>>88869021
>Months

Well the bomb leaked early so expect new eps this July ahahaha.
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>>88876807
And it's distracting.

Yellow Diamond's song alone had her face change wildly between cuts. You could easily tell which ones were made by Rebecca (normal looking), and those made by Raven/Paul. (oblong shaped)
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>>88876713
This makes a lot of sense. It would also explain why Rose would find humans extra interesting and want to care for them + treating Greg like some funny pet in the start.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twg25xkACwo
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She reminds me of Amalthea more than anything.
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>>88865581

its possible that like any other zoo that isn't the only are athat exists as well and that when children are born they are dropped into various new prisons to mix around the gene pool. that place was huge, too huge for less than 20 people.
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>>88875640
The pink one on the left.
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>>88866435

over the course of 5000 years and forcing humans to do nothing but breed every fucking year, you'd pretty quickly get rid of the inferior genes. knowing the gempire, they'd get rid of humans that werent up to scratch and the remaining children would be the ones who managed to not show any obvious signs of imbreeding.

keeping that up with people having up to 20 kids in thier life time and you'd be able to weed out those bad genes.
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>>88876857
Yeah I've noticed they have a hard time getting her right, but that's more likely because she deviates a bit from the usual art style, she has a sharp, angular face which is harder to animate when seen from different angles.
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>>88876807
>they can't fap to it
How can you not fap to this gloomy, beautiful angel? Maybe you see her as too pure? I could understand that.
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>>88868850
>>88868817

especially considering those two have reformed several times and dont look the same way they did back in 'the answer'.
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>>88876713
>>88876733
It's actually a pretty great theory.
I hadn't thought of how that "one time long ago" could be something huge like that.

Still, Rose's healing ability seems to be not a normal Rose Quartz power based on how Eyeball talked about it.
And the empath shit seems unique to Steven, not soemthing Rose could do.

The rest makes sense though, with the plant control and kind nature.
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>>88875640
Why does the one on the right have Amethyst's weird lips? I assumed that was part of her being defective.
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>>88875701
Its rather absurd to believe during playtime no human ever scraped their knee or hit their head on a tree.

Pain should still be present.
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>>88874870
>>88875345
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>>88877009
Nah the Zooman who chose Greg first also has a kitty mouth. I think it's just part of the art style.
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>>88876713
>genetically engineered zookeeper
>a zoophile
Someone fucked up the sequencing. Imagine the director of the zoo coming in to work early just to see one of her employees sucking off a giraffe. That's probably why Pink had to be silenced. Those were different times and people-fucking was more frowned upon than it is now.
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I'm sorry if this is the wrong place for it but i didn't want to start a new thread for it but, why did Holy blue agate act like she couldn't understand what steven was saying? It woudn't be smart of her to pretend like she didn't understand the first part because even excusing not knowing what a "dad" is why would she shrug off steven saying "dad! that's him" after she mentioned greg and his condition. Even allowing that she doesn't know what a "dad" is she should at least understand that "That's him" means and have questioned it if she understood. Every other gem can understand humans when they speak, even home-world born gems can, peridot and lapis are proof of that. Seeing as she oversees the zoo wouldn't it be imperative that she understand human speak? Even the captive humans where able to communicate with steven and greg, even if they were heavily accented there's no way they'd have been that fluent if greg with the first person who spoke earth language.
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>>88869746

i feel ya, the light distortion episode felt like it was only there to fill out a full week worth of plot.
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>>88877051
Be honest, how many of you would opt to stay there and live like animals without a care in the world except getting choosened with the girl you like most.
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>>88869687
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>>88864494
And I thought the standards couldn't get much lower.
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>>88877073
It's haughtiness. A duchess can very well understand what a street urchin is saying, she simply refuses to do so because she considers it vulgar. She was in charge, talking to the animals she's charged to ward was beneath her, especially in front of important guests.
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>>88868797
she wanted to be there to help. you know, that thing that she was training with him and pearl to do? the "no time" excuse was bullshit, btw. yeah, no time if you're expecting connie to come to you. you've got a fucking spaceship. going to connie's to pick her up would take like two seconds.
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>>88877016
They have probably done that, but the voice would likely tell them about how it was a good thing or something like that.

If no one ever tells you what the words 'pain' and 'bad' mean, you won't know what they refer to even if you experience it.
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>>88877088

I'd probably stay if I could shake shit up and start building an actual mini-civilization with myself at its head.

But I'd want more citizens to start with.
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>>88874354
oh shit. good eye.
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>>88871520

probably not a defect from earth but a defect from being amethysts. its been pretty heavily implied that gems of the same type come from the same planet. all quartz seem to come from earth. its possible to get them from other places, like perhaps theres two planets worth of rubies out there, but as far as the quartz goes i would imagine thats just their personality (at least for an amethyst).

if all the rubies were made on earth it wouldn't be the earth that made them dumb i mean.
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>>88877088
>choosen with who you like

Didnt work that way, everyone just happened to like each other but they had no control over who to breed with.
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>>88877124
She wasn't trained to be Steven's grunt, she was trained to be able to protect herself and Steven if the need arises. All she would be good for in a real fight is serving as a meat shield for Steven. Much to Pearl's pride and general dismay.
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>>88869687
>>88869777

Now I don't mean to make this about your color or your race, but you need to hightail it outta here before you get hurt, BOY
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>>88871734

this is the kind of meta humor i can get behind.
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>>88877088
No thanks. It seemed nice at first, and i don't even care about the whole chossening thing since i'm a huge slut, but it sounds like they have the same routine every day and they don't have any imagination or attempted innovation. I'd get very bored doing the same routine day after day.
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>>88877124
>implying Steven didn't just say that to keep Connie out of danger
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>>88868797
>>88877124

>we missed out a ConnieXSteven Choosening

:(
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so where are we landing with the whole rose being pink diamond theory?

now that we know there are a LOT of roase quarts out there it seems a LOT less likely that she was disgusing herself as one for so long (though i suppose we dont know what those rose quarts look like, do we?)

and with yellow diamond wanting to destroy ALL the rose quartz i highly doubt that they fake assinated pink diamond.

its interesting, i always assumed Rose was some sort of special rare gem, like saphire, a personal body guard, but there seemed to be dozens of them.
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anyone find it interesting that they apparently can bubble all those rose quartz' but they didnt bother to bubble the crystal gems when jasper abducted them?
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>>88877088
Well it's pretty much the biblical Garden of Eden, naive humans who have no concept of 'bad' or pain, there is no conflict or obstacles to overcome, you are being given a mate of the opposite sex chosen by a higher being.

Since the concept of choosening isn't something that upsets the Zoomans, I'd probably be happy with it.
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>>88877233

I was more surprised that Steven didn't tell the CGs immediately that there were 100+ Rose Quartzes stuck on board at risk of being shattered by Yellow Diamond.

Pretty sure they'd have turned 180 and gone straight back Pink Diamond's room to rescue them if so, though.
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>>88877272

i dont think so. those rose quartz were likely still fighting on the gempire's side, otherwise they would have just ended up like every other crystal gem on earth: shattered.

considering the moral of this story, which was that Steven needs to put his life on earth and safety of his loved ones ahead of his desire to unravel this whole gem conspiracy, it would be pretty ironic to go back and save random gems who may have tried to destroy them at one point.
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>>88864494

Yo I'm a Steven universe fan but this is the highest quality bait I've ever seen on this board.
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Will they ever show what foe the Diamonds are fighting that needs a Death Star abomination made up of shattered mutant gems?
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>>88877349
They have none, they just wanted the cluster to make conquering other worlds even easier.

Gems are basically the Roman Empire before the collapse started to happen, technologically and tactically superior to all foes they face and constantly conquering.
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>>88877349

That is an interesting question, though more than likely it's just Yellow Diamond's pet project for nuking the only world that every really gave them trouble.
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>>88877349
it's most likely a even bigger deterrent for any more would be revolutionaries. Yes they have the mind-warping nuke power, but they lost several of their own loyal troops in that blast and in the war as a whole. It makes more use to use an abomination of their former foes to fight off any further rebellions than risk more of their good troops.
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>>88865885
I liked his voice and his personality. I wouldn't go gay for him, but I'd go bi for him if he was part of an package-deal with his blonde friend.
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>>88877171
Ya plum done gone dagum did it now, son
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>>88877467
You're an idiot if you don't think this Amethyst took advantage of Y6's fragile, vulnerable state to get under his loincloth.

Just thinking of that precious flower being manhandled by a filthy quartz makes my blood boil! Zoomans are meant to entertain higher ranking gems only!
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>>88877534

>you will never comfort Y6
>he will never cry in your arms
>he will never throw himself upon you when you admit you've wanted to choosen him since the day you met

why even live?
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>>88870462
Spelling Korea with a C is an ultra-nationalist thing. They claim Japan changed their spelling when they took over so that they wouldn't be before Japan in alphabetic order. It's true there are some pre-Japanese occupation references to Corea, but there's no conclusive evidence one way or the other.
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>>88877573
>K(orea) comes before N(ippon)
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>>88864523
>tfw you'll never actually watch Blue Diamond grieve for Pink Diamond
>tfw you'll never be there to support her
>tfw you'll never listen to her talking about the hardships of her loss
>tfw you'll never try to dry her tears and fail because you're too small to actually be able to
>tfw you'll never hug her even tough she's at least ten times bigger than you
>tfw you'll never make her feel less sad by showing your care
>tfw she'll never caress you with her whole hand to tell you she's glad to not be alone on her grief
>tfw she'll never let her depression arouse her because the tension and sadness causes her conflictive feelings
>tfw she'll never ask you for sexual relief
>tfw you'll never get the emotional baggage induced snu-snu
>tfw you'll never be intimately flesh to flesh with her giant hot thick space rock bod
>tfw she'll never reach to a crygasm do to her own despair
>tfw you'll never give her some comfort during her grief
Tell me again, why to live?
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>>88877610
>tfw she'll never reach to a crygasm due to your penis not being big enough for her giant alien pussy to feel
FTFY
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>>88877610
>You'll never watch Blue Diamond grieving for Pink Diamond
>You'll never want to be there to support her
>You'll never think of what you can say to help comfort her
>You'll never eventually come up with the perfect think
>You'll never slowly walk up to her
>You'll never place your hand softly on her knuckle
>You'll never stare up at her with a gentle smile as her eyes turn down to meet your
>Merely looking at you smiling, caring face will never bring a small smile to her own, feeling like someone cares about her pain
>You will never slowly open your mouth
>You will never say "Yo Blue D, why the long face?"
>You will never get dragged away by Quartz guards to get shattered, one of them whispering "smooooooooth..."
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>>88877559
>You will never take advantage of his innocence
>You will never introduce him to all kinds of fun 'games'
>he will never moan 'cannonball' into your ear as he climaxes

I believe this is what's known as Hell by omission.
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>>88871520
Anon they're seen as "bad" or "worthless" gems because they were made on Earth, like the rebellious Rose Quartz that shattered PD.

So as a consequence, everything made on Earth, every gem, is tainted by association and should be shattered in YD's opinion, they're PD's subjects who failed to keep her safe, Earth twists and ruins everything it touches, there's something wrong with the soil, all the gems made on Earth are somehow flawed and wrong as a result and the only reason they still exist is because BD wanted to keep them as a memento of PD.
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>>88877585
That's why the thing seems pretty ridiculous to me. It's all about the English names, Korea and Japan. Heck, Korea is spelled Corea in some languages, so it literally is just English the Japanese supposedly changed.
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>>88877534
>Amethysts with unlimited access to a bunch of attractive, gullible, fuccbois

>implying they haven't run trains on each and every one of them

That's rich

If anything, the choosening is just to pair up the zoomans so the quartzes can cuck them.
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>>88877534
>tfw no warm lump of quartz to comfort you and play "rape game" with
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>>88877772
Nice theory

but then what about that one Jasper?
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>>88877864
She was "perfect" in terms of formation despite being made of inferior raw materials and toxic environment, so it was a latent flaw.
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>>88877839
who gives the humans "the talk" or are they just instinct driven?
does the earring give them instructions on where the pee pee goes?

or do their quartz zookeepers help them by teaching them by practicing?
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>>88877889
Instinct driven. The only reason we give/get the talk is because our parents want us to understand what these feelings are for and usually to try and stop us form getting knocked up at 16.
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>>88877889
In order to keep the population from exploding, the humans are told that any sexual activities with another human is fatal unless the choosening ceremony is conducted.

Naturally, the Amethysts took it upon themselves to 'sedate' the population manually.
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>>88877864
She came out exceptionally perfect and fought exceptionally well. She was so perfect she surpassed most non-earth gems. Peridot even said she's never seen an exit hole so perfect.
She was so perfect YD made an exception for her and actually allowed her to join her ranks as a normal gem.

It's why Jasper said that "Earth is a prison, she got out because she's better than this place". Earth is a prison; all the Earth-made gems got essentially imprisoned on the mausoleum memento zoo station because they weren't fit to mingle with proper HW gems. Except Jasper, because she's better than the rest.

It's also why Jasper's such a joyless hardass; because she knows that she's from fucking Earth which makes her inherently flawed, she knows that she has to prove herself constantly again and again by being the PERFECT SOLDIER all day erry day forever in order to earn a right to keep being treated like a normal gem, be better and tougher and fiercer than everyone else so that she won't get sent to the freak quarantine zoo with the rest of her kind, waiting for the day when YD finally manages to persuade BD to leave the past behind and destroy everything Earth-related, including the earth-made failures of gems on the station.

You can bet she's got massive inferiority complexes about being Earth-made though. Maybe there's been jokes about it. Maybe every time she'd do a slightest little mistake, there'd be these remarks; "what do you expect, she's from Earth, they all came out wrong", the same attitude Holly Blue was reflecting, that the Earthling gems should be grateful to be allowed to exist.

It's why Jasper makes such a point of being perfect, because it's the one reason she's being treated like a normal gem.
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>>88877889
Humans don't need to be taught where the peepee goes or what to focus on for reproduction, it comes instinctively. Small boys can pop boners from seeing naked women even though they have no concept of sex, or been told boobs and vaginas are supposed to be attractive,
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>>88877889

Instinct-driven, but the voice probably told them to knock it off in a firm but kind way unless it was time for a new human.
Wasn't there that movie about two kids getting stranded on an island and they had sex before ever getting the talk or learning where babies come from?
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>>88877942
>>88877969
S-so they'd have to start pretty early, wouldn't they? Walking the young humans through their various activities over and over and over again. The humans wouldn't even know how to masturbate without a 8-foot tall warrior woman manhandling their junk
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>>88878015

I imagine she gets stares and treated a little different no matter how well she does, further fueling her need to succeed. Even the awe of 'That perfect Jasper came from EARTH, you know, that cursed place where a Diamond died' probably gets old.
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>>88878037
dub-con bara-wife ss/ll harem

The things I never knew I needed

This NEEDS to be a comic or fic or something!
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>>88878037
> The humans wouldn't even know how to masturbate
Nah the voice helps them. It would be the same as 'play time', just play time with the funny bits you got under your loincloths.
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>>88878037
considering the way greg almost fell asleep i think their activities are meant to make them so complainant and tired that they don't even think of doing things that are not part of the routine and they are choosened when they start having those feelings which relieves any sexual desires that'd lead to masturbating in the first place. Humans that show a higher sexual drive are choosened more often
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>Amethysts go in and play with humans while Holly is busy
>They just dangle a string around like they're cats, have them fetch sticks, and make them laugh by shape shifting
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Remember anons, BD is just as much of cunt as YD, she just didn't seem so under all those tears.


Can't wait for WD, all this lack of WD info will make her appearance that much worth it
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>>88878163
Yellow diamond wants to destroy all of earth.
Blue diamond can see some worth in humans. I mean she could have easily killed greg the second she knew she was not alone, but she talked to him, and saved him from what she thought was a doomed planet.
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>>88864644
Pure perfection, i want save her. Humans rulez.
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>>88878058
Yeah, even the praise might be in this slightly condescending "well, I must say you are surprisingly competent - despite your origins" kind of way.

It also explains how at first she was boasting so much about how "fighting IS her life", or about how "Earth ruins everything it touches, except her" but then in "Earthlings" sounded really bitter about having had to fight every second since she broke through Earth's crust because of what Rose did to her colony, planet, and diamond.

Because of Rose, there's this huge stigma on all Earth-made gems, and she'd had to fight every second to prove herself and overcome it and earn a right to stay in service. She's probably gotten sent to some pretty bad missions, too, because HW would rather sacrifice one of the gems with the twisted, traitorous Earth soil at their core than one from a good batch. Everyone only gets what they deserve, and she's fought damn hard to deserve the right to be treated like a regular gem. Until she failed and Earth tainted her, too. Maybe she always thought it would, maybe she always feared the shit Earth soil she was made of would one day manifest and she'd turn out flawed and worthless just like the rest of her kind.

I honestly think that when Steven uses friendship-fu on her and gets her to see that Earth does, actually, have exceptional, unique beauty and value, and that finally she doesn't need to be ashamed of who she is and where she comes from, doesn't need to be PERFECT every time in order to be allowed to exist, she'll mellow out amazingly and will turn out to be a lot more like Amy or the rest of the Famethyst at the zoo.
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>>88878201

yeah but you saw how she looked at saphire? she was ready to shatter a bitch had she not come up with a good lie like she did
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>>88877088
Without a second thought. It's largely better than what I have to look forward to.
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>>88878221
I never said bd was perfect. She's still going to maintain the gem hierarchy and will shatter a bitch if they step out of line, but she's still more compassionate than yd.
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>>88878163

She keeps Pink's subjects from being destroyed and even keeps the Rose Quartzes bubbled. When Greg showed her compassion by validating her grief, she did what she thought would save his life and brought him to a utopia. She even seems pretty lenient with her Pearl, not bothered when she went off on her own to investigate something she heard.
She has a hard hand with her own subjects, but I think if you can connect emotionally with her she'll treasure you always.
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>>88878249

compassionate, sure, less of a cunt, doubt it
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link to the episodes because they're not on CN's fucking website anymore?
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>>88878259
>>88878249

ah fuck, maybe you guys are right.

question for you guys, WD, More cunt than YD, same, or less one we meet her?
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>>88878218

Perfectionism can be its own special form of being fucked up.
I hope there's an episode where she doesn't do something perfect on a mission, and pushes herself trying to make up for it by going out of her way to do things for people, regressing on any progress made in loosening up, and exhausting herself by going on missions all the time.
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>>88878280
Dunno. I try not to pass judgement on a character who hasn't even been shown on screen, and paintings of her don't count.
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>>88878280

She's the God-Empress of Gemkind on whatever their equivalent of a Golden Throne is.
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>>88878335

what does that mean?

That she is boss to YD and BD?
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>>88878341

She's too busy doing something on a higher level and YD's calling all the shots now because BD is her doormat.
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>>88878314

I mean, from what we've seen, Gem society seems to be very hierarchical and authoritarian, so you could infer somethings about WD but you are right. Disagree on the paintings tho
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>>88878356

so by that assumption, you're not expecting to see her until YD fucks up?

I can roll with that
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What did they mean by this?
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>>88878358
They do but seeing how yellow diamond and blue diamond are very different, yellow bottling up her grief and wanting to destroy every trace of pd so she can move on, and bd wallowing in her grief and wanting to preserve every last trace of pd, we know that they can still have very different personalities and since all we know of white diamond is how she looks and that she's a diamond we can't really make an assumption of what she's like just yet.
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>>88878379

ever heard of ye old "once i reach page 15" meme?
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I loved hearing blue Pearl's voice, she's too pure for this universe
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Best girl.
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>>88875640
>Wanting to put your dick in the nigger caste of gem society
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>>88878201
Only Greg though and she only wants to save Earth because it was Pink Diamond's, not because she values the earth itself.
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>>88878469
Oh come on, they're warriors, not pearls
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>>88878408

Maybe WD just hasn't dealt with it or let it sink in even now.
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>>88878469
Amethyst's are more like the slavs of gem society, technically white but not really.
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>>88878454
good to know that originaljasperposting will end thanks to her.
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>>88866456
They can have their crying bitches in the snow. YD best diamond. Peri had it right the first time before she sperged out at her.

>>88868973
top kek
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i wanna see the malachite that skinny jasper and lapis make.
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>>88878478
It'd be more accurate to compare Pearls to chink geishas.

>Stand around and look pretty
>Handle all of your mundane tasks
>Pleasures you after a hard day's work
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Why couldn't this girl get some lines? Freckles are my weakness and yet this cutie only exists to fill space in group shots,
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>Amethysts and Jaspers work at the Human Zoo
>OG Jasper believes she is better than that
>But unable to escape that purpose she builds her own Zoo but for corrupted Gems.
Pottery.
Literally a form of ceramics.
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>>88878221
>>88878163
Rightly so. It's no so much being a bitch, but being an artful leader. Suspicious activity could very well be the same traitorous rebels who killed her sister and ravaged their empire for thousands of years (which, in fact, it was in this case).
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>>88873964
It's scenes like these that make me wish Sugar could do the show in her actual style or skill level, but CN wants everything to be cheap and easy
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>>88878613
it's almost like you want the hiatuses between bombs to last years.
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>>88878298
I think it'd do good for Jasper to fail at something and be still accepted and valued despite it, in a "meh, it happens" kinda way
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>>88875701
the girls on the right side.
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>>88878015
>a filthy earth jasper gets to run missions for the Diamonds and command other gems from Homeworld
>you're a Homeworld gem of higher rank but get stuck babysitting a zoo full of humans and earth gems until you shatter or until the heat death of the universe
I imagine holly blue agate must really despise our jasper.
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Steven's Final Army:
>The Crystal Gems.
>A Lion capable of warp travel and powerful roars.
>A Brown Human who is trained in swordfighting.
>An autistic, green, midget engineer with ferrokinetic abilities.
>An autistic, deadpan, blue terraformer with hydrokinetic abilities.
>The cutest one-eyed, acid spitting pilot in the Galaxy and her comrades.
>An "enthusiastic" blacksmith who has a lets play channel.
>Some very stupid red midgets.
>The various Quartzs stationed at the Human Zoo.
>The Rose Quartzs imprisoned at the Human Zoo.
>A man with the Universe's hardest material in between his legs.
>Carl Brutanananadilewski, except without the mustache, and is able to fly planes.
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Calling it now. One of the hundreds of Rose Quartzes being kept on the zoo in bubbles IS Pink Diamond. The Pink Diamond the ditzy Ruby saw shattered was a loyal Rose quartz impersonating her and they bubbled Pink Diamonds formless gem before they conveyed her back to be just one more anonymous 'Rose quartz prisoner' at the zoo
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>>88878735
what is everyone's fascination with pink diamond? She's shattered and none of your insane fan theories is going to bring her back,
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>>88878675
Haha yeah, I'd imagine she has a picture of Jasper's face on the whipping practice doll she has somewhere. Explains her exceptional hatred towards the "hideous, off-color betas", too, seeing how Skinny seemed to have Jasper's coloring.

And every now and then, possibly news of the one earth gem in regular service, that one Jasper, performing yet another exceptional feat would make it to the station. My my such a stellar performance record, I heard she got personally assigned to a mission by Yellow Diamond herself.

And every time, poor Holly would grind her teeth and seethe with resentment
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The Zoo was probably the worst episode this arc. The zoomans have no gem intel or experience of anything outside their cage, so I doubt they'll be of much use in the future. Maybe as distractions or something. Nothing of value would be lost if they removed the episode and did a quick one-liner flashback of the experience.
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>>88878379
>"An agate terrifies"
Amy having a whip has huge symbolism. Maybe some agate stuff leaked into her hole how lewd . Agates are in the same chemical and mineral group as amethysts, jasper, and carnelians, after all.
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>>88878537
>YD best diamond.
Mah nigga. I live a classical villain with dimensions.

Also, anyone notice she got a slight design revamp? Her arms are thicker and she as a much smaller tailcoat. I dig it.
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>>88878735
Calling it instead:

the huge pillow in the coffin-like opening in the middle of the room, the one BD was weeping by, the one whose contents we didn't see, actually houses PD's shards, and it'll turn out Steven with his healing spit will be able to lick PD back into existence
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>>88878759
>She's shattered and none of your insane fan theories is going to bring her back,

The show is being very ambiguous, and hell, even the CGs impressions of the Diamonds themselves are skewed.

Really makes you wonder if the Gems are purposefully skewing information about Homeworld to make themselves look better to Steven.

>>88878863

Yeah she got rid of that bell dress and her neck was cute in half.
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Now that I think About it...It sure is funny that Yellow Diamond hasn't ordered any sort of investigation into the ruby expedition sent to find Jasper. In fact so far Earth is just a gem expedition black hole from her perspective. Send an expedition, never hear from it again. I wonder what the rest of the 'Billions ef gems' in the rest of the gem empire are doing thats so much more important they can't send a few ships to recon earth and find out what happened to the lost expedition.
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>>88878882

Maybe that was just where PD lounged and nobody's been on it since PD last lay there.
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>>88878901
>never hear from it again
gems operate on different timescales. Pearl saw no issue with taking sevnty years to reach the zoo
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>>88878947
The ruby expedition to seek and locate Jasper followed relatively close on the heels of Jaspers disappearance. Their sense of time can't be THAT different
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>>88878735
Darn it. I have to take all this back. A Diamond caught up in a rose quartz dragnet would be recognizable because she would be diamond shaped even if pink like the other rose quartzes which are as far as I know all pentagonal. She would eventually be spotted by a grieving Blue Diamond or somebody as being out of place. Never mind.
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>>88879093
Gems ARE stupid enough to put soldiers on the ground despite having space cannons capable of obliterating a planet. In their grief, it's possible they don't notice nor care to especially when looking at a rose quartz is enough to make them overcome by emotion.
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>>88879119
I suppose it is possible she's like at the center of a huge cluster of bubbled rose quartzes. I just thought I would devils advocate my own theory.
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>>88878776
Nah the epilepsy episode was pretty shit
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Blue holly for Blue Dominatrix
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Any one else enjoy that bit where Holly Blue is rattling off all this praise on her Diamond, and Yellow just rolls her eyes? Reminded me of Monty Python God.
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>>88878538
The lapis... do you mean our Lapis Lazuli, or the one with a similar teardrop gem from the episodes? Because that one, the bitchy pushover schoolmarm, was Holly Blue, a type of chalcedony agate. God, she's such a fucking bitch, but I want her to ride me then fuck me with her gem futa cock as punishment for disbehaving
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>>88874908
>>88874396
THERE IS NO GOD BUT THE COMMANDER AND BRADFORD IS HIS PROPHET!
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>>88878280
Huge alpha mega bitch who doesnt give a shit about PD or her sisters and just wants a quiet life
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>>88879248
I need art of this and I need it now
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So many new characters
So much porn potential
A NEW AGE IS UPON US, /co/!
No one can take me away from my waifu tho

>>88878418
I'S BE FREE
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>>88878726
>An "enthusiastic" blacksmith who has a lets play channel.
>A man with the Universe's hardest material in between his legs.
>Carl Brutanananadilewski, except without the mustache, and is able to fly planes.

You made my day anon, thanks.
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>>88876846
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>>88880131
who is the guy whit the lets play channel?
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Since Blue Agathe didnt even comment on Pearls skin color then does that mean all white diamond pearls look like her and she was never under pink diamonds command?
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>>88881094
I find the pause in her speech when she was talking about serving homeworld highly suspicous
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>>88864494
>everything is depicted in 3 or 4 geometric shapes

my eyes are bleeding

nu animation is cancer
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>>88869746
>Light distortion
>Mediocre


Did you not see the light speed travel scene?
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>>88867318

GET OUT OF MY VAN.
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>>88866456

For one reason and one reason only.

>>88864523
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>>88878163
>>88878201
>>88878221
obviously, humans are like pets to her, so she wouldn't get mad or hurt a creature that couldn't even hurt her, but if a subordinate steps out of line you gotta show her her place
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>>88877534
>>88877559
>>88877744


>Crying over a Designated Shitting Tree Indian
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you will never ever have an interaction of any sought with any gem whatsoever
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>>88874886

>goddamn he spews out tears like I spew cum on a Friday night


..So alone with your father behind a bunch of brushes?
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>>88882323

That's gross

I don't fuck dudes
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>>88882598
>FB_IMG_
>Unix Timestamp +3 digits
You can grab this from the /aco/ or /trash/ thread at a better quality for sure
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>>88877139
>its been pretty heavily implied that gems of the same type come from the same planet.

Which is funny considering that we've found quartz-rich granite rocks on Mars, diamond rain on Uranus and Neptune, corundum (Ruby and Sapphire) clouds on Hot Jupiters, and diamond cores in white dwarf stars, and rubies and peridot in meteorites.
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>>88866100
Yellow a best
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>>88883208

I have a very hard time believing that.
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I NEED MORE OF AGATE, IF IT INVOLVES HER HUGE ASS EVEN BETTER.
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>>88864494
Are you kidding she's fucking whiny garbage just like Pearl. I can't believe I thought she was gonna be cool.
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>>88883208

thats a funny way to spell Lapis
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>>88878218
Nah man, Yellow and Blue Diamond are going to become good guys first and then when she gets unbubbled because they can fix corruption first act will be to attack Steven until she becomes aware they are all on the same side now.
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>>88885480
Doesn't even register.
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>>88880573
Woolie
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Why don't they just make a new Pink Diamond
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>>88886597
Somebody (Rose) stole the shards, so they can't grew the new one.
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>>88864644
100% IMPREGNATION MATERIAL
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>>88880573
not you "bismuth"
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>>88876797
They don't need the security, since they're probably the only space faring race they've encountered and theb only known rebellion is blacked out of history. Everyone is loyal.

The crystal gems were collecting gem artifacts along with the corrupted gems. Pearl also loves fences for keeping humans out.

You gotta remember it's an 11 minute show.
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>>88877073
It's Holly Blue Agate/Chalcedony. I'm a geologist.
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>>88881094
The way Pearl talked about who she served I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was Pink Diamond. Pearl does seem to be imperfect but maybe there was a reason Pink Diamond took her in anyway. There has to be something there. I still don't buy Pearl being White Diamonds Pearl. Logistically it makes more sense for her to be part of the Pink Court.
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>>88877610
I want her to be my mom.
I could console her
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>>88888174

She is part of pink's court, remember her space suit?


From what we've seen, diamond shapes on gems seem to be clear indicator of which diamond they serve.

Also, I believe Pearl was somehow involved in PD shattering, either as a witness or collaborator, she gets way too emotional about the subject for her to just have joined RQ's rebellion for no other reason other than being someone's Pearl
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>>88888607
Maybe she was a gift from WD to PD. She's was too imperfect for WD but good enough for PD's first pearl until she could cultivate her own or something. Might make sense.
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>>88873317
I think the joke is supposed to be its BAMF but an N instead of an M to get around censors
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>>88889178
Speaking of Pearl, I love her way more when she doesn't have a circular head, instead it's more elongated. Her nose is longer as well. It looks waaay better than the cutesy super round shit. I really liked the space ship warp episode because it had her in that style. Which boarder draws her like this?
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>>88878454
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>>88871734
No, that cartoon is too pretty to be Sugar.
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>>88878630
I don't think anyone would notice at this point. They might as well go full Venture Bros.
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>>88868661
> I'd be damn surprised if that didn't go anywhere.
I would be too, but them I'm reminded that this is SU.
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>>88873080
>Misbehaving
More like gem kids with deformities/undesirables.
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>>88883670

Don't you have something better to do, space rat?
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Will Greg keep the outfit?
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>>88877085
I think Steven needed to blame himself a little such that it didn't all seem the CG's fault.
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>>88890907
Of corse.
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>No new Greg romance ever
DESPAIR!
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>>88864644
Friendly reminder only reason everyone doesn't have thier very own is because Rose decided to shatter perfection.
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>>88875640
All of them.
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>>88876827
I want be her human pet.
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>>88875640
I'd let them take turns with me until I die!
also.
>PD tried to at least conserve some of humanity
>This is treated like a bad thing
Yeah, kidnapping them from their families was shitty but it would've been worse for her to go "Lol fuck this indigenous sapient species let them all die!"
It also makes the possible genocides committed by the other diamonds even worse, At least PD tried to spare a chunk of the sapients
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>>88876827
>>88891076
I'm gonna laugh when PD's design is shown and she looks fucking nothing like this.
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>>88865885
He's makes me think of a Rounded Sugar'd Goku.
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>>88891329
of course she fucking looks nothing like that. did you even see YD's fan art before she actually appeared? hell I still like her fanart than her ugly real canon appearance...
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>>88872257
>Leave space
>Die due to have no defenses against shit like the common cold.

Its still possible today to die traveling country to country if you don't get your shots. Wtf do you think will happen to a bunch of spacemen in a strele environment? Hell they may not even be able to break down foods like us.
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>>88866382
man that song sucked ass though was like it was written by kidzbop or some shit
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>>88879013
It was two seasons between when Jasper was trapped to when the rubies arrived.

>>88881094
Why does it matter which diamond she served under?

>>88890907
New outfits means new toys.
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>>88875442
kicking feet and yellow diamond looking in disdain
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>>88878070
>pink diamond jerk off encouragement

we need that lady who did the peridot voocaro
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>>88892243
>peridot voocaro
what peridot vocaroo??
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>>88869079

Can't. No World wars and no Russia = no Cold War and no Vietnam or Korean wars.
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>>88871734

Little joke by the animation crew?
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>>88873896
>Autism is a beautiful thing anons.

Debatable.

>>88874604

Goddamn. Could very well be.

>>88877227
>dozens

And that makes me wonder how many gems total in the universe?
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>>88882354

What? Why not? You some kind of sissy?
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>>88879210
Do you have a tumblr or something
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>>88891538

Maybe just sterilize them and let them live out their lives until they die off.
Imagining them trying to deal with any normal life bullshit when they needed a whole squadron of Amethysts to come in and calm them after being politely turned down by Greg is sad.
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>>88881556
boy I sure enjoyed thinking to myself "so when's the ship autopilot gonna stop?" before realizing the entire point of the "CRASH INTO STATION WITH NO BRAKES" button was just for steven to have a mental breakdown for the 50th time in the series.
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