Cartoon foods you've always wanted to eat

But those are real.

>>88842869
explain

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>>88842873

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>>88842883
They're a real candy. A very nasty, real candy.

>>88842869
yeah and I want some more

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>>88842897

>>88842883
how the fuck do you not know what Jujubes are?

>>88842856
Eww...

>>88842905
Big ones like the kind that Rolf has are delicious, those tough guys don't even compare.

>>88843024
urine?

>>88842918
I didn't know about jujubes. I thought they were dots

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>>88843129
FUCKING DISGUSTING BRO

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Whatever this was it looked fucking tasty

>>88842918
maybe because we are not all americans on this board?

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That fucking ribwich

>>88843418
They have them at the Simpsons world in Universal. As well as Duff Beer.

>>88843351
Not even an American candy

>>88842964
Everything in EEnE is oversized, look at those Jawbreakers. They may be as big as a baseball in real life, but not the size of your head.

>>88842905
>Literally eating the sugary jew

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>>88843418
Ordinarily, I MIGHT want to eat it, except...

>>88843351
I'm american and I dont know what they are

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>>88845363
after googling them, maybe jujubes are just another name for dots? look about the same.

could be a regional thing like the pop/soda divide.

>>88843722

That just makes me want it more. That's how you know it's good.

>>88845528
They're similar, but jujubes are smaller and not nearly as soft as dots.

>>88842905
Someone replace the title with "Get the Fuck Out of My Teeth".

>>88842873
>>88842897
>>88842914

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>>88842905
I used to mix those in with my ice cream when I was a lad. They were a bit bigger though,

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This thread pops up once a day now.

>>88845528
Fuck, OP's made me think of this but I couldn't remember what they were called.

>>88842856
Those big-ass pieces of meat with bone sticking out at each end.

>>88846799
It's just meth in a hard candy shell.

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Ever since I was 5.

>>88847140
Same.

I just want it to be 100% meat product in there, give or take some flour. They serve it in Japan with cheese in there.

>>88843024
Lemon Custard

It's Lemon Custard.
Or banana

>>88847314
Just any pork would do for me but I have tried googling a recipe once or twice.

>>88843146
This. Seeing how they made it didn't look any more appetitzing either.

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>>88849728

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>>88849728
>>88850069

Something about the way they animated that grass just made it look so enticing to kid me.

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>>88842905
Jujyfruits are more or less what Rolf is eating. Jujubes are just the hard-as-fuck seeds produced by jujyfruits when they break down. Plant a jujube and you get a jujyfruit tree. It's science.
Personally, I think jujubes are great but only because it's sometimes fun to swallow mildly-chewable candy bits.

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>>88846933
It's a joke from a horrible anime MC jacks off to a girl while she's injured and unconscious in a hospital that ended decades ago yet people still argue which girl is best girl despite all of them being shit

tl;dr
it's a joke /a/utists with a stupid hobby like to make

>>88850504

They're worth a fap or two.

someone post the pizza from a goofy movie

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>>88850570
>someone post the cheese wiz from a goofy movie

>>88846933
Evangelion.

boar in asterix

>>88847042
ahah

>>88850200
>Wanting to eat children
Egdy m8

>>88851238
I'm not going to lie, I thought popplers looked really good until I found out they were children

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>>88842856

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>>88850371
Oooh, jorgyforts! Jergy ferts.

Geeoooorrggyy feeoorrggyy.

George Foreman?

>>88850371
Actually, if you let your cat eat it, it shits out as a softer shell. Try it!

>>88853097
black anon here

The way my grandma makes greens reminds me of Popeye's Spinach.

>>88843139
ohhhhhhhh fuck

this episode always made me crave burgers.

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>>88843585
tfw real jaw breakers were never this good or easy to eat

>>88843418
Requiem for a Sandwich.

>>88842856
>>88842869

They're called jujyfruit. It's a pretty old candy brand from the 1920's kind of like swedish fish. Jujyfruit are fruit shaped candies while jujubes are gumdrop shaped like the OP pic and are pretty good.

I always wanted to eat that fucking beetle thing from the Emperor's New Groove, I bet it tastes like olives

>>88843585
EEnE made jawbreakers look like the greatest thing on Earth, when in reality they're pretty shit

The one cartoon food I always wanted to eat was the Chokey's Chicken from Rocko's Modern Life. The fact that they just ate it straight off the bone like that, like the whole thing was completely edible, always made me kind of envious. It was like a steak on a chicken bone. No ligaments, no gristle, no nothing.
>>88843129
I always just imagined this as a Sloppy Joe with a fried pickle in it, which sounds delicious.
>>88843139
>>88853557
Every time, I wanted a burger after. It's also one of my favorite episodes because it's one where Courage was afraid of nothing.
>>88846799
I always imagined that it tasted like nerds rope.
>>88843024
>>88849825
It was obviously banana.
>>88854071
You're shit.

On a slightly related note, did anyone else think cartoons were fucking weird when it was an "I hate broccoli/Brussels sprouts" episode? I fucking love veggies. Those episodes always made me double-take.

>>88853097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvlvKLC_kPM

>>88854573
The best part has GOT to be the center.

>inb4 anime cucks shitpost their rotoscoped shit

>>88842905
Man, fuck those things.
They ought to be purged from the earth with nuclear fire just for how hard they are to chew through.

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Any bone attached meat in the Flintstones.
>Also, not the best picture but still.

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The dog food from Olivier and company
Looks like a chocolate mouse

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>>88850665
>someone post the beatnik from a goofy movie

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>>88854573
oh i guess they stole that idea

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>>88843643
>read post
>in tears for 10 straight minutes

I fucking love you /pol/

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>>88843024
The closest thing I could find is this,


If you live west coast LA you should try it.

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I've considered making Suudsu as well.

>>88843024
Obviously cake

That one really nice krabby patty Spongebob made in the fry cook games against King Neptune.

>>88856179
I actually made it with a friend once. Basically all the gummi bears clumped together, so you drink the milk out of it and eat the clump of soggy gummi bears.

>>88843024

It tastes like whatever blurpleberry tastes like

>>88854232
So, what does autism taste like?

>>88843129
I forgot, what was this made out of again?

>>88857365
I think it was just lard and ketchup.

>>88851210
You stop that right now

I need that screencap if you got it

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>>88854034
>>88842883
>>88842905
actually i thought they were just Dots
shit gets stuck in your teeth bad though

>>88856179
I hardcore considered making this for the longest time. Obviously it'd be more realistic (like just regular rice krispies instead of entire mini bowls) but it sounded amazing to me.

Not sure if I'd do the pepperonis, though.

>>88857489
Just use red fruit roll-up bits instead.

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JUSTICE FRUIT PIES

>>88850200
I want to eat Leela too

>>88843146
hi daeth

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The crunch sound was always so satisfying

EYEHOLES!!!

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>>88850504
>ended
>he really doesn't know

>>88842856
i always wanted to try a krabbypatty

>>88842856
Those are real. They are pretty good, but they will literally rip your teeth out if you aren't careful.