SMURF MOVIE 2017

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>>88838224

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>>88838224
Will Papa Smurf turn all the raven-haired smurfs to Blonde Bimbos like he did with Smurfette?

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>>88838290
Owner of the comic said all SMurfettes has blue hair just like Stormy.

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>rule 34 village

>>88838224
TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cncEWNfZZU

>>88838238

Rule 63 Brainy then?

>>88838336
Good that they ditched the real world shit and the realistic textures on the smurfs

>>88838377
Personaly I liked how they looked. But I agree these look a lot more faithful!

>>88838224
if y'all niggas need me I'll be drawing porn in my basement

>>88838224
>The Lost Villagers are a bunch of girls Smurfs

Called it.

>>88838332
Nice freudian slip there

So does the male smurfette have long, flowing blond hair?

>really good art
>wasted on yet another "grllll power if you don't like it you are a baby" pandering story
Will sony ever learn?

>>88838926
how do they call the male smurfette in the smurfette village? He-smurfette?

>>88838968
He-smurf

>>88838926

Now I want a Smurf Smurf, with long yellow blonde hair and extra muscles like Fabio!

>>88838224
>another movie adaptation without Johan and Pirluit

>>88838978
AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!

>>88838968
He'd probably just be Smurf, much like Smurfette is just Smurfette.

>>88838926
what about a nu-male beard and a sleave tatoo?

>>88838968
>>88838997
That would be actually pretty great. The Lost Village having their one-male Smurf who is a total casanova.

>>88838336
I ask this as I can only hear Wander at this point, but does Jack McBrayer have any other voices or is he just one of those "Hired for his distinct normal voice" guys?

>Smurfs/GI Joe crossover
>Smurfs singing the Cobra-La battle cry to the tune of the Smurfs' song

>>88839045
Well Clumsy had southern accent in the original cartoon, so they got the most southern sounding voice.

>>88838238
>named male smurfs have descriptive name about either their personaty or job
>female get random flower names and a complicated personality that defeat the whole point of smurfs as characters
I hate it already

>>88838336
>No smurf talk
TRIGGERED

>>88839106
Just like a smurfette, they can't get anything right!

>>88838224
Is that Tranny Smurf?

>>88839106
So it's yet another iteration of the "girl characters aren't allowed to be funny" trope. Meh.

>>88838865
Thy pretty much gave it away in the trailer when they put a string focus on how the smurf village was all men and no women except lonely Smurfette.

>GEE I WONDER WHAT WHAT THE MASKED SMURFS LOOK LIKE.

Regardless, looks like a fun movie.

>>88839106
Ah, but is it not actually consistent to Smurfette's naming convention and personality? It's not like she was called Girly Smurf.

Prediction: Mama Smurf will be a big sassy fat lady voiced by a black woman.

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>>88838336
> They are all men
> Except for one

So I guess this kid got retconned out of existence then?

>>88838336
Finally a PROPER Smurfs movie. What took those blowhards so long.

>>88838926

They don't have one since he ran off a long time ago. That's where Vanity came from.

>>88839390
Yeah. In cartoon and comic Papa smurf was aware of other Smurf villages.

>>88838290
we can hope so

>>88839298
>It's not like she was called Girly Smurf.
smurfette literally means "a small (girl) smurf". That's what "-ette" means.

>>88839338
my prediction : they aren't all blue, they have other colors and they have a whole song about it where the words "tolerance" keeps being repeated.

>>88839266
You mean
>women can't be funny

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>>88839390

Heck, Sassette was created the same way Smurfette was created, only without enough magic clay so she was made smaller. Sassette isn't a smurfling but a midget Smurfette.

I want to know where Nanny Smurf came from! She was born long before Gargamal learned how to make Smurfs!

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>>88839582
nah, there will be at least one "funny smurfette" voiced by some vaguely famous woman actress, and her face will look like hers, and the jokes will be the same as the show that made her famous.

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>>88838336
good, I was fucking sick of this needle dick

>>88839618
>Sassette was created the same way Smurfette was created, only without enough magic clay so she was made smaller.
The comic is the real source and the only reason she's a kid is because she was made by the kid smurfs (who are deaged smurfes so it gets creepy if you think about it)

>>88839668

Comic isn't available in the US. Actually, now that I think of it I've never read an actual smurf comic! Anyone care to storytime?

I've read Johan and Peewit comics (actually just Johan, Peewit never showed up) but no Smurfs.

>>88838998
Do you really want hollywood to rape your chidhood?

>>88839787


Would anyone object if I story timed The Nigger Smurfs"? When it came out in the USA it was re-titled as "The Purple Smurfs" and recolored. Supposedly Romero got his idea of Zombies from this comic.

>>88839890
It's the black smurfs, since the original title was les schtroumpfs noirs, and not les schtroumpfs nègres.
But a storytime would be nice. Better make it a new thred, though.

>>88839890
go for it

>>88838224
i want to grabher and turn her into goldnuggets

Gargamel is a good boy

>>88839045
He has good range, but in all content he's in he almost never uses it.

>>88839390
Yup. In the comics she and the rest of the Kid Smurfs have basically been erased from existence. I remember a cameo in one album about robots and that's it.

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>>88839618
tranny

>>88838336
Hey, they included the Cracoucass (or Howlibird as it's known in English). Although apparently it's now a creation of Gargamel instead of a smurf fucking up by dumping a potion down a cliff and into a bird's mouth.

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I predict waifus, and LOTS of them.

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>>88839623
Anon, this is a film series with Smurfs voiced almost exclusively by celebrity non-voice actors.

ALL the Smurfettes in Smurfette village will be vaguely famous people.

>>88838224
I wonder if this movie will explain where Smurfs come from. They're literally delivered by storks.

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>>88838290
>>88839511
>turn all the raven-haired smurfs to Blonde Bimbos

I hope you both die by stepping on a lego.

>>88840631
Let's be honest here, as much as the Live-Action Smurfs movie sucked. Hank Azaria as Gargamel was great and one of few shining moments of those two shitpiles.

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>>88839390
Oh, don't worry, son, we took care of her over a decade ago... http://vmashup.com/zFQtZArU

>>88842809
LOL, Wow! It syncs almost perfectly.

>>88840167

Go to bed Gargamel

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>>88839890
>>88840000
Silly americans don't know what Black Death is and fill things out with their own history.

But I would love a Story time with as much Smurfs comics.

>>88840289
oh, it's nice they grab back to original stories.

>>88843338

Check this thread out:
>>88840229

So why are the smurfs all men anyway?

>>88843429
sexism

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>>88838224
harem plot and beach episode when?

>>88844428
>when?
As soon as you give me the name of the artist for your image.

>>88838968

Smurfetto

>>88838968
Smurfeo?

>>88844644
I'm going to take a wild guess and say lonbluewolf.

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will they bring back baby smurf?

>>88844993
Making baby Smurfs

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>>88844993
Fuck you.

>>88838224
What's with the colour of her hat and the four-leaved clover? Is she 4chan smurf?

>>88845877
Not sure what's with the color, but other Smurfs in the past have had different color outfits if it fit their theme, albeit rarely. Of course, being a different village, they might not have a tradition of wearing white like the classic Smurfs seem to.

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>>88838336
Why does that smurf sounds like wonder?

Why do I get the feeling that this movie's going to give me about 80 new waifus?

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>>88844428
We already got a bunch of those

So Smurfs are Mammals right?

>>88850488
Fungus

>>88838336

>Trailer summarizes the entire film

& now I don't have to see it, because I feel like I already have.

we gotta come up with some girl smurf names.

>So we got Dykey Smurf, Bitchy Smurf, Thrifty Smurf, Bitchy Smurf, & He-Smurf

>>88850713
>Don't ever smurf to me or my wife's smurf ever again

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Sadness dressed up as a smurf when?

I hope drawfags will be ready to draw lots of Smurf porn.

>>88839431
but there were no other smurf villages in either the comics or the cartoon. They always said there are only 100 (+ the extra ones later) smurfs in the whole world.

>In a recent biography of Peyo, Hugues Dayez relates a story about the cartoonist's negotiations with NBC for the upcoming Smurf animated series. Peyo apparently spoke little or no English. When the discussion turned to Smurfette, Peyo's interpreter explains:

Peyo began by saying that she was "very feminine." They asked him to be more specific, so he went on to say: "She is pretty, blonde, she has all the characteristics of women…" Knowing the feminist spirit in the U.S.A., I diplomatically translated this as "all the qualities." I was banking on the fact that Peyo did not understand what I was saying (in English) and the others did not understand what he was trying to say. So naturally they asked him to expand. So he kept on going with: "She seduces, she uses trickery rather than force to get results. She is incapable of telling a joke without blowing the punch line. She is a blabbermouth but only makes superficial comments. She is constantly creating enormous problems for the Smurfs but always manages to blame it on someone else." I did my best to minimize the sexist nature of this description, but one of the participants at the meeting asked: "Would she at least be able, when the Smurfs are in danger, to take a decision that can save them?" When I translated this to Peyo, he looked astounded. "Come on now, do they expect me to make her a (female) gym teacher?" I obviously did not translate this remark. [Translation by Valteron]

Delete my previous post please.

>In a recent biography of Peyo, Hugues Dayez relates a story about the cartoonist's negotiations with NBC for the upcoming Smurf animated series.
>Peyo apparently spoke little or no English. When the discussion turned to Smurfette, Peyo's interpreter explains:
>Peyo began by saying that she was "very feminine." They asked him to be more specific, so he went on to say:
>"She is pretty, blonde, she has all the characteristics of women…"
>Knowing the feminist spirit in the U.S.A., I diplomatically translated this as "all the qualities." I was banking on the fact that Peyo did not understand what I was saying (in English) and the others did not understand what he was trying to say.
>So naturally they asked him to expand. So he kept on going with:
>"She seduces, she uses trickery rather than force to get results. She is incapable of telling a joke without blowing the punch line. She is a blabbermouth but only makes superficial comments. She is constantly creating enormous problems for the Smurfs but always manages to blame it on someone else."
>I did my best to minimize the sexist nature of this description, but one of the participants at the meeting asked:
>"Would she at least be able, when the Smurfs are in danger, to take a decision that can save them?"
>When I translated this to Peyo, he looked astounded.
>"Come on now, do they expect me to make her a (female) gym teacher?"
>I obviously did not translate this remark. [Translation by Valteron]

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>another fuckin smurfette story

>>88850488
No, they are Moonites - creatures that are born from light of the moon.

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>>88838224

> le bump

>>88856108
>Delete my previous post please.
You can delete your own posts if you dont wait too long

Tick the box top left of your post. Click Delete at the bottom right of the page.

>>88856213
She is the most popular character in the franchise bar none.

>>88856108
nothing wrong with having a bad female stereotype in the smmurf though I mean, most smurfs are negative archetypes. brainy is full of his shit, the strong one is easily angered and proud, and so on. Smurfs being flawed is the point of most stories. Even Papa Stalin makes mistakes.

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>>88856108

>"She seduces, she uses trickery rather than force to get results. She is incapable of telling a joke without blowing the punch line. She is a blabbermouth but only makes superficial comments. She is constantly creating enormous problems for the Smurfs but always manages to blame it on someone else."
>I did my best to minimize the sexist nature of this description

I can imagine the fucking femmies getting triggered by this. Also, don't forget Smurfette was created by Gargamel as a treachery and deceitful device to fuck up the Smurfs.

>"Would she at least be able, when the Smurfs are in danger, to take a decision that can save them?"
>"Come on now, do they expect me to make her a (female) gym teacher?"

Obvious mistranslation, as "a decision that can save them" from danger does not necessarily means to get involved physically in a situation, him stating that he understood her being physically stronger for such decisions, which of course she wasn't.

>>88856213
This

We need more Gargamel

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>>88844428
>tfw there will never be art of Smurfette village girls by this artist

>>88838336
Truth be told, as much as I hated the live action films (to the point I didn't even watch them), I'm going to miss Chef Wiggum as Gargamel

>>88859851
wtf?

>>88856068
>>88856108

Well, then I think Peyo wouldn't be very happy with the album his son has made.

I read somewhere she was based on Brigitte Bardot and that Mrs Culiford also didn't like all the negative charactistics on Smurfette.

By the way when she was "upgraded" by Papa Smurf, she only looked nicer, she was still stupid by nature.
Her behaviour become better in the years by socializing with the other smurfs.

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>>88861714
Forgot to post picture

>>88857955
a prequel about how Gargamel became the big bad wizard
(not in a The Phantom Menace way)

>>88844428
>>88844879

I don't think it's lonbluewolf because I can't find this pic in any of his galleries.
SAUCE PLZ

>>88861714
>Well, then I think Peyo wouldn't be very happy with the album his son has made.
Why? The whole book is how she fuck up.

>>88862741
I can confirm it's me because I am me.

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>>88844993
>>88845446
>>88845588

I wouldn't mind it if they would take a good story about him with it.

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>>88838336

You all know the lost village is full of feminist female warrior Smurfs right?

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>>88863173
Basically this only that they won't be dress or look sexy because that would be Misogynistic. They will kick ass, and teach the boys (including papa smurf) whats up.

>>88838224
But does this confirm or deny that they lay eggs?

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>>88840631
>Anton Yelchin

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>>88839626

Oh no you mean he won't be around to casually invite a black man who has impregnated a white woman to his kids birthday party like he did in Smurfs 2?

What was SONY thinking ?

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>>88862800
maybe more about how the other smurfs don't see their own faults. She fucked up, but other smurfs just fuck up the same.

What if they get a competent enemy instead of Gargamel?

>>88862826
May I ask where it was originally posted?

>>88864087
Lon often posts to 4chan first. I think it's cool that he often gives us his art hot off the presses.

>>88838290
PAPA SMURF CAN I LICK YOUR ASS?

>>88864942
YEAH, LICK MY ASS, BITCH!

>Village of Smurffettes
That's retarded as shit, female smurfs aren't something that occur naturally, why would there be a village.

>>88864805
pretty sure it was made for this thread

>>88865104
this is clearly made by people who believe smurfs reproduce like mammals

>>88863337
Let's hope it get atleast more information about how new smurfs exist.
There are now three? ways how to get a new smurf and it would be nice if we get more information on the baby smurf delivery service and if they can also have children as mammals.

>>88865240
Yeah, that's what I was getting at.

God, he works fast.

>>88863265
How can mysogynie exist in a world of women? who is shaming them ?

>>88863660
>Google
>in medieval setting
normie """"""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""

>>88867612
Well, you pretty much put the first 2 movies in a nutshell.

>>88859851
Polo Jasso, a Mexican cartoonist
>>88859851
http://polo-jasso.deviantart.com/

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>>88867555
>Underrated question.

Seeing that it's a SONY film I'm sure they will find a way to make it happen.

Nice digits by the way.