Name a better time wish. You can't.

>>88819154
What happens if you eat it all in one bite?

Retroactively making Dipper an only child.

Alternatively, an entire infinite pizza rather than just a slice. That way, you can share it.

>>88819200
It sustains you for the rest of your life

>>88819200
It reappears in your hand.

>>88819245
One slice would be much easier to transport.
Assuming you'd keep it for the rest of your life, you could just have it in a little lunch bag wherever you went.

>>88819560
Well, with a full pizza you could have multiple slices in multiple places, such as one for your house and one in your office.

>>88819560
also, since you didn't mention it, I'm going to assume you think retroactively making Dipper an only child is a fine wish.

>>88819154
Infinite pizza slice that you can change the flavor at will

>>88819154
I'm kinda disappointed the infinite pizza never made a reappearance, even as just a quick gag.

>>88820737
Which is really bullshit when Soo's is out helping ppl in the Weirdmegeddon, and he mentioned he's had to eat part of a couch for food.

>>88819154
Mabel's endless summer.

>>88819154
Infinite pizza with changeable toppings cheese and sauce that returns to your hand if someone attempts to steal it

>>88820776
Maybe he was eating pizza for so long that he got tired of it and decided to eat something else (His hat) for a while.

>>88820830
Winter's better.