Holiday lanterns thread? New year edition?

>>88793374
Shouldn't saint walker be saying this?

>>88793873
No because it causes fear.

lurking. pls continue.

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>>88794277

>>88794774
SHUT UP SINESTRO I'M TRYING SUPER HARD

>>88793721
Post the template, I fucking made that jess template and I don't even have it

>>88793721
What's the rule for this one?

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>>88795653
>>88795709
She's a NEET

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Still getting drunk.

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new year resolutioners are terrible

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>>88797361

>>88794293
Ok that's great. Well done

>>88797279
>Want to join a gym because I lost 50 pounds off my fat ass last year from diet and daily walking but need to pick up the pace because I'm plateauing now
>Don't want to be one of "those" people

>>88797279
My new gym opened two years ago.

>>88797602
Just try not to do any gimmick exercises and don't get in the way of others while doing your exercise. Also, wipe the machines down before and after.

>>88796037
I actually feel like that's somehow going to happen this year.

Feels neutral, man.

>>88797639
I don't even know what a gimmick exercise is. I just want access to an elliptical and one of those step master things.

>>88797683
This is funnier now because he likes Dick.

>>88797279
Has Sir his new one already?

>>88798856
Not yet unfortunately

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Nice to see the lanterns here. Here is the pastebin for the usual templates: http://pastebin.com/DsYEBnq8

Slow night.

>>88799049
Damn, I wanted to do that but I also wanted to do a RISE joke

>>88798007
>>88797683
Even better because he's been dead two years....Black Lantern Dick Clark?

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>>88799049
I got you famalam

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>>88799127

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>>88799658

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>>88795514

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>>88797361
>>88797438
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>>88799777
>>88799873

Hey, look who joins the party this year.

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>>88800004

I know, lanterns only, but Barry is a good pal of Hal. Also, is always fun when someone screws the timeline. Here is the template if someone wants to use it.

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>>88800004

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>>88800034
Thank you

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>>88800034

>>88799127
>>88799224
Black Dick, no less

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>>88800831

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At least I get to spend the night with you, /co/mrades. Gonna be drinking hot toddies all night.

>>88801225
Your should say the same thing.

>>88800034
So, time travel nonsense?

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>>88801742

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>>88801933

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>>88801933

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>>88801982

>>88801742
I'll be here, although I'm not creative enough to come up with any fun Holiday Lanterns. Maybe after another couple beers, though I could channel some Guy antics.

>>88801933
I don't care as long as my toddler nieces are entertained!

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>>88802073

>>88802073
I keep trying to think of ways that Guy could somehow ruin the crowd in time square but can't really think of anything funny.

>>88793374
why was the fucking op pic deleted?

>>88799155
he's still alive

just changed his identity

>>88802140
Hold the ball up? A million lantern vuvuzelas?

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>>88802195

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>>88802609

>>88802296
I thinking more a stinkbomb since I heard that the crowd is basically locked in until the ball drops

>>88802956
Make the ball a stinkbomb.

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>>88802982

>>88803065
She gave him the cold shoulder

>>88804070
I hope I did this one right since its so new to me

>>88804070
That hits kind of close to home.

>>88804239
Don't worry, I'm doing it too. That's how I knew how to write it.

>>88804276
I know that feel, except with Stardew Valley.

>>88805093
damn, that's a good one

>>88805093
Fuck off, I'm stuck babysitting my mom.

>>88805093
Well damn, Sinestro. I think that was your best one in ages.

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>>88805154
Could be worse...

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>>88805154
Seriously though /co/mrade, good on you for taking care of your family

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>>88805093

Who needs a wife when you have a harem.

>>88799049

Father Mulcahy of MASH just died

Happy new years from the east coast, ya faggots.

>>88805093
. . . Fuck.

>>88805742
Happy new years, time traveler!

>>88801458
Barry should just generally be the guy who always fucks up somehow.

>>88805967
Nah, that's where Kyle comes into play.

>>88805992
I thought his shtick was being miserable.

>>88806151
It's being miserable and unlucky. And fridge jokes.

>>88798856
Stickied on /fit/ right now.

>>88806227
fuck yes

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>>88807224

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>>88807241

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>>88807262

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>>88807289

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>>88807341

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>>88807364

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>>88799224

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>>88801869
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>>88802340
Why is Aunt Carol so lewd?

>>88805093
Why did hav to remind me i'm more than 90% likely to die alone and unloved?

>>88805992
I thought that was Hal shtick in the comics

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Midnight on the West Coast, happy new years /co/mrades, I'm going to bed.

>>88808755
Happy new year best coast /co/mrade

>>88794774
Sinestro, way to crush my spirit right off the gate.

>>88808755
Happy New Year to you, as well.
Hope Corgi fits the caption better, though

>>88808789
That should be a Sinestro one.

>>88808828
>Atrocitus won't use legacy captcha

>>88811839
Hey, it is.