I'm confused what's the joke here?

>>88783475
That someone would make this movie a thing.

>>88783475
>Bow tie happens

>>88783475
What are the chances a nigger does the voice for the shit-emoji?

>>88783475

That he's a turd, and turds are called shit, so instead of saying "Shit Happens" it's just a picture of him and at the bottom saying "Happens".

The reason it's funny is because kids aren't going to get it.

I was at the mall recently. Spencer's Gifts had this display of all this poop emoji stuff with "Get the S&!#$ you wanted this year". A 9 year old girl ran up to it and went "Oh my god! They have this here!"

I looked at her mom, who looked at me, and I we kind of just knew that we're really fallen as a society when poop becomes merchandise.

Also, I'll just add that I watched the Angry Birds film last night, and that film didnt' even hide the sex talk in that film. Cause that's also Sony

>>88783475
Humanity.

Humanity is the joke.

>>88783650

At least the AB movie had that alleged political commentary in it that made it somewhat more entertaining.

>>88783475

Formal Date-rapist Chocolate Slush Happens

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>>88783650
>Poop becomes merchandise
But poop has always been merchandise, even before emoji shit. You can thank Japan and Spencer's.

>>88783786

I didn't know Pop Vinyls have been around for years.

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>There are still people out there who refuse to admit that we're in the middle of another animation dark age.

>>88783786
Hello Shitty is is real

>>88783786
I want the pink one.

>>88783857
*Poop Vinyls

>>88783475
self-fulfilling prophecy

>>88783859
Not while SU exists

>>88783475
He's hot shit anon. Don't you get it?

>>88784167

I've never watched that show but I can tell you're full of shit.

Wasnt there a new trailer that was supposed to come out before Sing?

>>88784167
HAHAHAHA!

SU is the center of the darkness.

Smug anime DreamWorks face Happens

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>>88783475
>mfw there's...

>chocolate yoghurt happens

What do they mean by this?

>>88783475

"Shit happens."

>>88783650
>when poop becomes merchandise.

But poop has been merchandise for years.

>>88783859
Netflix is a shining beacon in these dark times.

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Another GENIUS move from Sony Pictures

>>88783629
>The reason it's funny is because kids aren't going to get it.
that and also the movie itself is shit so its kinda a double entendre

>>88784059
Nice

Pudding? Ice cream?

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>>88783475
We're actually in an era where a literal walking pile of shit is gonna be projected onto a movie screen and people are gonna pay out the ass to see it.

>>88783475
>"""""Noun that accurately describes the nature of this movie""""" happens

>>88783650
>>88783786
Pet Rock is way worse than shit plushies with a smiley face on it.

>>88785263
>pay out the ass to see it.
I get it.

>>88783475
This movie is ____

Black people happens. It's why detroit is in shambles. What a racist movie!

>>88783475
You know what the worst part is? The trailers will exclude actual review sites only to allow a bunch of easily forgeable Twitter account "reviews", and every single one of them will rate it through emojis only. Just imagine a narrator saying out loud, "Aisha98XD says The Emoji Movie is, 'Crying Emoji Laughing OK Hand 100', NotSonyAccount45 gives it a 'Wink Smug Poop Fire Fire Fire'".

>>88783475
It's supposed to be shit.

HA self referential!

>>88785529
>The trailers will exclude actual review sites
Horrors.

>>88785544
I know, but what does the poster mean?

>>88783859
nah, but man they sure are trying hard to make this one

Give it like two years for all the current good shows to end and for Disney to randomly defund their animation department again

>>88785595
I just meant, as in people who won't convey their experience of the movie through emojis. The only good irony from this would be that every Rotten Tomatoes review is just the shit emoji being spammed in every review.

>>88785463
Sony's The Emoji Movie.

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>>88783475
POOPIE FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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>>88785651
Yeah, I know what the movie is, that was a fill in the blank statement.
This movie is ____
Four letters. Rhymes with fit.

>>88785724
I never thought that my goofy post was going to rope a dope, this is a good day.

>>88783475
Do we want kids to start using the phrase "Shit Happens?"

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>>88783859
>Everyone in cinematic animation makes the same thing over and over again because they're corporate hacks
>Everyone in television animation makes the same think over and over again because they're autismos who never received any real cultural education and just want to pay homage to shitty '90s anime
>The shitty tech-centric psuedoculture that bred this generation of tv animators has reached almost perfect technological efficiency as of smartphones and is being pushed on kids almost from the crib
>Even /tv/ franchises are almost all vaguely mature reboots of series originally developed for grade-schoolers

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>>88784059

>>88785724
Sony's The Emoji Movie.

they're pandering to the Indian market

>>88783612
http://nerdist.com/the-emoji-movie-teaser-trailer-arrives-with-a-meh-and-a-poop-daddy/
According to the link,it's Tom Kane who voice Poop Daddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Kane

>>88783719
>Political commentary
Oh you mean the /pol/ dancer conspiracy theory that you can easily spin the other way around and make it about how the pigs attacking an island full of feathered birds can be seen as a metaphor for colonialists attacking the Native-Americans ?

>>88784167
This

>>88783475
Poop jokes are only funny a handful of time, this is low hanging fruit even for poop jokes standard, and they plan carrying this on for the entire movie.

>>88783475
Because they can substitute saying crap and shit with this guy. Which, according to Sony, gives adults a reason to watch the movie with their dumb kids.

>>88783859
There are shows that seem to be trying to bring us out of this dark age, but it seems the networks trying to keep those out of the way of their current cash cows.

>>88783650
Romans wore dick necklaces

Catalonians have done clay figures of people shitting for centuries

Stop being a whiny bitch and accept the nature of humanity

>>88783475
The only character of color is a lieral pile of shit.

>>88787390
>WHO CARE OK WHAT ABOUT <irelevant trivia>?!?
kys

>>88785529
>NotSonyAccount45 gives it a 'Wink Smug Poop Fire Fire Fire'"

kek

Dont like the movie? Dont watch it then. Nobody is forcing you to watch it. your opinion will not stop people from watching it.

>>88784167
SU is an oasis in the desert.

>>88783475
The writers are literally calling their movie shit. That's the joke.

>>88785724
Grit?

>>88783475
sophisticated shit happens?

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>>88783786
This. The word for "poop" looks similar to the word "lucky" in Japanese language, so it's always been a joke over there.

>>88788461
I'm going to watch it for a laugh like i watched Foodfight.By that i mean i'll wait a camrip,i'm not spending money for this (also i'm genuinely curious about what they can do to fill the "movie about emojis" premise

>>88783475
chocolate ice cream happens

>>88787497
How is that irrelevant you fucking mong? He said he couldn't believe the state of society, and the other anon told him that people have always done crude shit like that.

>>88783859
>shitty and pointless movies only happen today

>>88783612
>Tom Kane
NONE

>>88787076
>>88792027
>2016
>Diversity meme
Of course.

>>88789092

At least Foodfight was terribad in an enduring way and didn't try to be "hip" and "relevant" as well as it's "subtle" tastelessness.

Like comparing the Nutshack to modern Simpsons/Family Guy.

>>88783475
Memes are popular

Emoji are a meme

Popular things make money. It doesn't matter if it's good.

See: Half the MCU, All of the DCEU, The Force Awakens, Donald Trump

>>88783586
>sentient poop emoji happens
What did they mean by this?

You think this is bad just wait until the follow-up Meme Movie in 2020.

>>88787097
Are you sure because last time I checked the story was around an outcast trying to be a part of an equal-minded (((progressive))) community.