ITT: we make new Disney family friendly characters

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>>88773140
But I can't draw

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>>88773200
that never stopped disney

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>>88773140
Too late for a Christmas movie?

>>88773252
Good point, give me some time

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met Blarney, the irish rock who wanted to become a potato in the new disney movie "ROCKS"

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Alright here's the Martian Marshall. His shtick is that he a martian commie but everyone around him is lazy af because they're commies and he isn't intimidating enough to make them do what he wants.

>>88773578
>communist
it has to be relatable and modern, change it to a muslim martian

>>88773140
(Nu) Disney's gonna sue you

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>>88773742
Alright here's Abdullah the Mullah. He's a tiny Mullah who is incredibly judgmental of everyone's deen, but is so tiny nobody takes him seriously. He threatens to kill and bomb shit up etc.

They guy to the right is to show the scale.

>>88773870
now we are going in the right direction

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>>88773140

>>88773989
Why Crumb is so popular on /co/ lately?

>>88776380
>lately
he's a big guy here

>>88773140
That cigar is not family-friendly. Get rid of it.

>>88777527
it's a lollipop

>>88773470
>Ween plays in the background.

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I like freedom fries.
color it if you want.

>>88778742
I made that character, you'll be hearing of my lawyer soon

>>88773470
Why not call the movie "Blarney Stone"?

>>88778742
French Fries are usually high in sodium which would be unhealthy for children's diets. How about a more healthier food character like Tofu.

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>>88773470
See, his name could be Blarney Stone and he could be voiced by Stone Cold Steve Austin

>>88779252
stone < ROCK

>>88773256
Tyrone Spook?

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He teaches children how to read.