Well... Here I am!

Rock you like a hurricane

>>88772658
Fucking kek

>>88772579
He should've just stayed calm and kept trying to talk to him.

But nooooooo.

>>88772579
Really liked Batfleck, which is funny because i thought i would hate him after that Daredevil shit. Shame he didn't make his debut in a better movie.

>>88772710
HE'S STILL THE WORST! HAVE YOU SEEN GIGLI?

>>88772710
>better movie
There is no better movie. BvS is the best.

>>88772579
>Bats smiling
Such a rare and charming event

>>88772777
i got the shakes. it itches. I have the case of the NOT MUHS!

>>88772708
>I just wanna ta-
>*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

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>>88772658
Bravo Snyder

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>>88772579
I can't explain why but this line in particular made me laugh in the theatre with my younger brother
Good choice op, I was gonna make this same thread

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>>88772818
Bruce! Lex got my mom! Listen to me!

>>88772818
I don't get it. Situations preventing people from talking has been a staple for comics and cartoons for ages, yet now that it's done somehow Snyder is the only one to blame? People are retarded.

>>88772851
>Supes couldn't jog over there and carried him to safety
Bugged the fuck out of me

>>88772883
Because it's live action and people expect differently from the medium

Plot holes bother people in movies for decades. Plot holes in /co/ usually bubble down to "it's a cartoon"

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>>88772710
He felt more like Batman on SS.

>>88772979
>Because it's live action and people expect differently from the medium

>Snyder makes a comic book movie
>people who "read comics" get triggered because it's like a comic
Wow.

>>88773066
You do realize that "comic fans" are a tiny minority in ticket sales, right?

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Axel Braun's adult parody was more quicker with the outcome. And more realistic.

>>88773066
Where are the onomatopoeia and internal monologues?

>>88773144
>internal monologues
Man, I wish these were still a thing in cape flicks

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>>88772579
you are beautiful

>>88773066
>people who "read comics" get triggered because it's like a comic


People dont want bad writting.

Supes had multiple opportunities to stop the fight and tell what was going on.

>>88773144
>onomatopoeia
Lex Luthor's speech. "For that, he was given a thunderbolt--CHOO!"

>internal monologues
Bruce's "Beautiful lie" speech at the start.

So ready to accept that BvS was the only comic book movie that actually did things in a comic book way? Not to mention the really cool visuals that look like they'd be straight out of comic book panels.

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>>88773224
Why didn't Supes pin batman down, making him sexually insecure, and force him to listen?

Bats had weaponized kryptonite, yeah, but the effects lasted like 2 minutes. If he's faster than a speeding bullet, why couldn't he just "slow down" time (like pic related) and blast the grenades out of his hands?

Batman/Superman conflicts barely make sense to me, even in the Millerverse. But at least im TDKR we have valid reasons as to why batman won

>>88773285
I agree, but it also proves that the traditional comic format doesn't translate well to the screen, with few exceptions

>>88772579
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

>>88773291
>If he's faster than a speeding bullet,
He wasn't at full power since the kryptonite gas hadn't worn off yet. He wasn't even at 0.01% power. Look at him struggle to lift Batman up.

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Since this is pretty much a Snyderverse thread

Do you think they ahould have released Joker and Harley's cut content online as a companion short film to SS?

>>88773139
Today is a bad day to be on an iPhone

>>88772579
WHATS UP BITCHES?!

>>88773480
No, they should release an actual and complete movie on theaters

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>>88772579
>>88772658
God dammit I laughed

>>88773196
Under. Fucking. Rated.

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UNCLE MOE!