>Infinity War: Thanos bodies everyone, fills the gauntlet, and flies off into space
>Ant-Man & Wasp:Scott & Hope end up in the Quantum Realm & recruit cosmically abstract allies (Order, Chaos, Love, Hate etc.)
>Captain Marvel:astronaut Carol Danvers ends up on Titan & uncovers Thanos' past (Mentor, Eros, Kronos, Moondragon etc.)
>Infinity Kerfuffle: COME ON AND SLAM
Y/N?
Who cares?The movie is gonna be a quip fest.
>Thanos? More like Fatnos!
>Dance off Thanos!
>Hahaha! His chin looks like a scrotum
>:)
>Thanos shows up, kills everyone, assembles the IC, and uses it to fix the MCU
Implying Thanos isn't the hero we need
>>88771358
I was gonna add "looks badass, maybe kills a big name" to the first part originally, tbf.
All 3 movies after Infinity War depend on Infinity War portraying Thanos as someone you want to see more of, if he doesn't WRECK the Avengers in uncharacteristic "oh shit" fashion there's no point.
Also what are those 1st & 3rd ones based off?
>>88772283Oh hey someone saved my filename!
>>88771358
>You heard it, Fatnos. We are the Avengers of this marvelous universe.
>>88772914
I don't get it.
>>88770481
Thanos has already been ruined.
>Gives away Infinity Stones like candy
>Does nothing but sits in a chair
>Gets betrayed left and right, and continues to let it happen
>>88774088
You just don't understand the depths of his keikakku, anon.
They've all been flushed out for him to collect.
>>88774088
the ycan always say it was part of his plan in the end, and if you know Thanos, you should know the gems/stones aren't his endgame but rather a tool to his endgame which is and it always being court death.
As long as they don't turn him into a mindless brute or a quipper they can still get him right.
the thing that scares me the most about Thanos in the MCU is that he can be many things but funny is not one of them, Thanos should never be funny (intentionally at least) something really consistent about Thanos is that while he can be very emotional, he is the mad titan after all, he is also very dry and pragmatic and never takes anything lightly, hell there are more occasions in which Thanos has shown mercy and empathy rather than humor.
>>88774088
> Surrounds himself with people who all plot against him and fuck him over; Ronan, Loki, The Other, Gamorra, Nebula.
> Gives away mind stone which leads to the creation of two powerful enemies.
> Fails to obtain any other stones. Sits on ass.
> "Thanos is totes a genius soooo evilll!"
>>88777073
All of the MCU villains are no-fun-allowed, even the ones that aren't meant to be (Malekith).He'll be fine.
>>88777530
So he's not getting the Gauntlet after all then...?
>>88771358
>>Hahaha! His chin looks like a scrotum
Well, it does.