I love chocolate and surprise!

>>88767522
All right, who died today?

>>88767558
http://www.france24.com/en/20161230-creator-kinder-surprise-chocolate-eggs-dies

>>88767575
RIP in peace creator of the un-american chocolate egg.

>>88767575
literally hitler, how many children have had their lives cut short thanks to his creation?

>>88767640
Just American ones.

>>88767640
If they we're stupid enought to eat them then it's just natural selection desu

>>88767640

None

>>88767640
0. Short of click baits there has been no registered deaths from it.
Really this is just like the idiots that buy into the urban legend Human Torch was replaced in the 70s FF cartoon was because a kid set himself on fire/fear a kid would. People just make dumb shit up.

You're slipping. You didn't kill anyone yesterday, Stan.

>>88767575
I never ate these while he was alive. Is it too late to start now? The toys look hella large and the eggs might be more toy than chocolate.

>>88767713
oh yes he did

It's not funny or even on-topic when it's not a /co/-related death, so fuck off you autismo

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>>88767704
I liked that story

>>88767761
Hey, Kinder eggs also had /co/-related surprises; Disney especially.

>>88767777
nice quads

>>88767736
Who killed?

>>88767522
Meanwhile Kim Jong Un is still breathing perfectly good air you fuck.

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>>88768053
Hey, leave Our Grorious Malver Reader alone!

>>88767721
A fucking leaf here.

Kinder eggs are delicious, but they are more toy than chocolate, yes. However, they also make little chocolate bars with no toy, so if you're just in it for the chocolate, get that instead.