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Snowtrooper Edition

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2016.html

>Out This Week:
Star Wars #26

>The Original Rebel: Saw Gerrera Returns | Star Wars Rebels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLN_y-uWAVA

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
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>Star Wars Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing
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What is she, /swco/?
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why is Aphra going back to Vader considering that last time they spoke he threw her out of an airlock?
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>>88760275
Posted very often.
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(Reposting in case anon missed it)

>>88760277
>Are the new comics canon?
Yes.

And no, they're not going to do any Marvel crossovers or some shit, they're still stories being told by Lucasfilm. Just published under Marvel comics because why not, Disney doesn't need two separate comic publishers when they can just use the one

>I don't think /co has an /ourgirl/ other than Aphra right now.
It is and always will be Ahsoka, although with Aphra getting an ongoing comic, and Ahsoka stuck in pergatory, I guess Aphra is our temporary /ourgirl/
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>>88760332
>And no, they're not going to do any Marvel crossovers or some shit
[citation heavily needed]
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>>88760332
I still don't get the appeal for Ahsoka, though that could be because I went in with my eyes already on another.
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>>88760271
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>>88760332
same anon you responded to here
>>88760349
Disney owning star wars is about money, if it will sell they'll make iron man fight darth vader, but at that point star wars fans would commit seppuku.
>>88760355
Who was your predetermined waifu, anon?
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>>88760349
Ok well, in theory it could happen, as a completely explicitly joke story with pablo's face on the cover and a big speech bubble reading "NOT CANON"

Iron Man is never going to be canon in the Star Wars universe though.

>>88760355
Well a lot of people grew up with her. There are 18 year olds posting right now, who grew up with her since they were 10. She's their Luke.
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>>88760406
>>88760418
>if it will sell they'll make iron man fight darth vader
Which is why I said "citation needed". A (non-canon, at least to SW) crossover is very likely to happen, especially if Marvel continues to do as badly as they have for the last few months.
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>>88760355
who is your waifu?
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Combo breaker

Posting best planet
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Daily reminder that I raped your mother
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>>88760451
depends on who's writing it, I guess. What about marvel doing bad, though? I get the whole karmala shit scene, but I'm pretty sure normies are still reading that and the other shit marvel produces?
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I know you have Star Wars toys, faggots.
Go take a picture of them.
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>>88760472
Fuck off UrrrkUrrrrkk'ErrKRKRKR, I killed your entire family
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>>88760418
>Iron Man is never going to be canon in the Star Wars universe though.
And yet pretty much every part of his character is canon, but split across multiple characters.

>Cad Bane has the rocket boots
>Armor is basically everywhere
>Weapons dealers exist on almost every planet
>As do rich cunts and weapon theorycraft experts

All that's missing is the laser gauntlets, unless you consider force lightning a close cousin.
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>>88760472
>Tuskens post here
And you people complain about /pol/
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>>88760406
Shaak Ti. She was in the first major episode I saw aside from bits and pieces from some of the earlier seasons. Even now, she's still my go-to Jedi...even in spite of a particularly awkward dream involving an OOC Ventress.
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>>88760475
Sales have been down, CWII is one of the most unpopular events of all time, Rebirth has generally been much more better received. Their movies are doing well, but that's another group of people entirely.
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>>88760489
I have Legos. The toys are still in packaging in anticipation of bequeathing them to my nephew.
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>>88760472
ELIA OF DORNE

I WILL HAVE YOU CONFESS
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>>88760327
She really wants his crispy dick
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>>88760489
BS Kylo (w/ mask), Death Trooper, and Jango. Thinking of getting K-2S0 or seeing if I could try my luck with a Shoretrooper or, god forbid, Revan.

Also have a Lego Jedi Starfighter w/ Anakin and Ventress
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>>88760327
>why is Aphra going back to Vader considering that last time they spoke he threw her out of an airlock?
wait what?
is there a third issue out?
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Going to presume Star Wars isn't everyone's favorite movie here so what are your guys favorite move of all time?

Just watched Memories of Murder a couple weeks ago and it might have been amazing enough to be my number one already.
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>>88760327
>why is Aphra going back to Vader

She is? I bought both Aphra issues and read them multiple times each and don't remember that.
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Did Admiral Raddus make it out?
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Why is it that in TCW Obi Wan is so flirty with women? I thought that he wasn't hotheaded like Anakin?
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>>88760603
More than likely not.

>>88760606
Since when was hot-headed synonymous with being flirty?
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>>88760534
shit, that's gotta suck for marvel fans and star wars fans
>>88760496
wtf anon are you even trying to say?
>>88760530
We all get horny for ventress every now and then. Shaak Ti is solid waifu material, I like ashoka but her as a waifu isn't all that, I'd prefer Aphra
>>88760489
You got me anon, this isn't even close to everything
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>>88760349
If they ever do, and even if I really don't want Marvel characters tainting Star Wars, I'd be cool with it if within each issue there's a picture of Pablo saying "None of this is Canon"
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>>88760593
>DICE gave Luke the wrong costume for Hoth and had to fix it later
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>>88760596
That sounds like more of a /tv/ discussion.

Torn between The Third Man and the remake of The Man Who Knew Too Much.
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>>88760596
Blade Runner.
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>>88760596
not even related to star wars or comics and cartoons. Go to /tv
>>88760572
I have lego Revan, anon. I love him.
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>>88760603
His ship was disable and in the process of getting Vader'd. Unless he got into an escape pod while Vader was busy slaughtering his crew, but he seems to be the type who would insist on going down with his ship, or at least die defending it rather than just leave it or his crew behind.
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who was the biggest (canon) Deviantart-tier edgelord in the history of the Sith?
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>>88760675
>>88760615
RIP

much cooler fishguy than Ackbar
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>>88760619
>troopers all bet on kaadu vs kybuck racing
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>>88760685
Kylo Ren.

Unless he doesn't count.
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>>88760685
Nihilus.
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>>88760685
Canon? None of them are QUITE that level, though I'd say Maul is closest but he doesn't really cross the line.

If we bring the EU into it there's dozens to choose from, my pick would be Krayt.
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>>88760710
>Ren
>sith
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>>88760596
Chinatown
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>>88760685
>canon

So much for Talon. Guess I'll have to go with Maul, though only because the choices are just that slim.
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>>88760723
>Nihilus
>canon
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does anyone have the webm of the Devastator jumping out of hyperspace to BTFO the rebel fleet?
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>Death Troopers in-universe are named after the zombie stormtroopers from the legends novel Death Troopers
>when in nucanon the zombie stormtrooper outbreak didn't occur until after the battle of Yavin
bravo LSG
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>>88760729
Kyrat had proper build up.

Malgus and sion were worse
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>>88760685
>canon
You don' goof'd.
Since there's so little Sith to choose from in canon, I'm gonna go with Sion.
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>>88760489
1/2
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>>88760744
fucking forgot my b well there's only Vader, Maul, General Grevious, Kylo Ren, Sheev, Count Dooku, and Darth Plagueis, and plagueis is barely counting, so Vader or Kylo, I suppose.
>>88760703
>to sit down you must insert something into the figures anus unless they're yoda
what did the toy manufacturer mean by this?
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>>88760685
How many canon Sith Lords even are there? Is it just the movie ones plus Bane?
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>>88760808
What was Dooku's endgame, anyway? He must have known that Sheev was seeking to replace him, and that doing so would mean his death
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>>88760489
>>88760807
2/2
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>>88760831
Same as any Sith apprentice. To become the new master.
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>>88760831
>What was Dooku's endgame, anyway?
sell curved lightsaber toys
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>>88760831
To overthrow Sheev?
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>>88760820
Bane?
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Which Star Wars movie should I watch while high?
Also I smoked 2 days ago and felt sober today until I laid down and now I'm high as balls. I have to Get ready for work in 5 hours so any tips on getting sober enough to function at a retail job would be appreciated. I'm trying not to freak out but fuck man I have to work in like 5 hours and I can't do shit in my current state of mind. I think I'm having my first bad trip.
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>>88760831
To replace Sidious and be the Sith master as well as rule the galaxy. He knew Sidious could replace him if he ever found someone strong enough, but his mistake was believing he was still too useful for Sidious to get rid of. That and not realizing he'd had his eyes on a replacement the entire time and was just waiting for him to be ready.
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>>88760808
Grievous isn't a Sith Lord, he can't even feel the Force.
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>>88760786
who even zombie stormies to be canon again anyways? terrible
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>>88760786
>Death Troopers were named after a legendary Advanced Weapons Research project to revive necrotic tissue,[1] which resulted in the creation of uncontrollable Undead Troopers
Nice try
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Anyone have any Star Wars art books?

I'm considering getting the art book for The Old Republic because there's some really cool and beautiful designs in that game.
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>>88760275
Pimp Windu's Bottom Bitch. She helps keep dem other Jedi Hos in line, and keeps track of the credits.

Pimping ain't easy yo.
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>>88760901
You aren't a TRUE Star Wars fan if you don't want every piece of retarded shit fom the EU back!
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Speaking of Sion, remember that time he time-travelled to the future and killed Qui-Gon Jinn before the events of The Phantom Menace? Obi-Wan, the Jedi Exile, Revan, Anakin, Luke, Ben and Cade Skywalker had to team up to stop the Sith from destroying the timeline with their new time machine.
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>>88760927
How did the BRING BACK LEGENDS people react to Rogue One?
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>>88760935
Please tell me that isn't real.
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>>88760359
When last seen she was still walking after the fight. She wasn't a Force Ghost even if she could become one (which she cannot) and visions don't work that way without in-universe observers. If she was meant to be dead then symbolically having her walking around is the stupidest way to do that.

Dave will NEVER answer one way or the other, though, because he won't spoil anything even to his own actors. He gives them only what he feels they need to know. Besides, he and Pablo are having way too much fun torturing Ashley by stringing her along.

During Star Wars Celebration this year Dave did talk about a series of Topps cards (pic related) he drew:

>“These are images I made just for Topps that start to explain visually, metaphorically what the end is about. You can stare at them for hours and try to figure out what does it mean.”
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>>88760895
He's considered to be an apprentice to Dooku, and there's not any other category to put him in that wouldn't downplay his role. I feel he's fine being called a sith lord.
>>88760831
Dooku's life is pain, my friend. Look back at the clone wars and the movies, his own master let a brooding child kill him and that was the end. He also had to manage an entire army by himself with only vague directions by a master that was almost never there or taught him in any way.
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>>88760935
Ah yes, who can forget how Dooku had to temporarily merge with Qui-Gon to save his life?
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>>88760887
He could have just sold Sidious out as soon as Palpatine ordered Anakin to kill him
>Wait, don't kill me! I could take you to my boss! Only two there are, and I am the apprentice!
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How long until Rex gets a redesign? He looks weird showing off too much skin and he's probably lost weight by now. I wouldn't mind him getting back his skirt and pauldron either.
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>>88760964
makes sense, I suppose. I like Dave, what do you guys think about him? Filoni really has a vision imo.
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>>88760981
Yeah I don't think Dooku ratting him out would work so well
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>>88760984
When this becomes an official announcement, maybe.
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>>88760956
You better believe it's real, true believer! Excelsior!
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What aspect of each film would you have liked to have seen explored more?
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>>88760984
>skirt

Its a kama
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>>88760970
>and there's not any other category to put him in that wouldn't downplay his role
You call him a Confederate General trained by Dooku and leave it at that. You don't lump someone into a group that they don't belong in and/or physically can't belong in. Grievous is not force sensitive. He did not learn anything about Sith lore; he was "trained in the Jedi arts," after all.

Maul isn't a Sith anymore either. The only time you can include him in the Sith grouping is whenever Palpatine takes him as an apprentice to when he's cut in half by Obi-wan.
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>>88761011
there would be literally 0 reason not to at least try, and it would have been a good springboard for the Order to start investigating Sheev on, as by movie 3 there were already suspicions starting to surface. A nice and handy way to drive a wedge between Anakin and Obi Wan and the rest of the Order
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>>88760970
Not a Darth, not a Sith Lord. That's how it works.
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>>88761038
>hiding behind your precious Mandalorian loanword
Real men aren't afraid to call it a skirt
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>>88761004
He does good work and frankly he's wise enough to know (more often than not) know when to pander to fans and, more importantly, when not to.

I think he more often than not tries to tell the story as the story makes sense rather than necessarily give people what they want. Seems like a humble enough guy, always makes certain to give credit where it is due by bringing up the rest of the staff, and he has a sense of humor. Plus nobody cares who he is when he takes off the hate. Got to love a guy who can pull off a secret identity that is himself.
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>>88761033
i would've liked to see more of Jyn's butt
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>>88760970
>He's considered to be an apprentice to Dooku, and there's not any other category to put him in that wouldn't downplay his role. I feel he's fine being called a sith lord.
He'd probably be confused if you called him a Sith Lord. Dooku taught him how to fight with lightsabers, that's pretty much it.
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>>88761057
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>>88761004
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>>88761045
>there would be literally 0 reason not to at least try
He knows Anakin has absolutely no reason to believe him. Hell, I think doing that would just piss Anakin off and make him even less likely to spare Dooku.
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>>88761041
>Maul isn't a Sith anymore either. The only time you can include him in the Sith grouping is whenever Palpatine takes him as an apprentice to when he's cut in half by Obi-wan.
If he becomes a sith that makes him a sith, even if he wasn't for the majority of his career, but yeah I guess Grevious isn't a sith.
>>88761047
true
>>88761058
Yeah, he's a good director. I think they should give him the same deal as zach snyder, only he's a good zach snyder, and let him keep producing some more stuff on the side, but I'm fine if they also decide to let in another director for side projects that aren't the main movies. I just want more cannon, right now we have jack shit.
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>>88761095
either way ends in your death and option 2 (sellout) also spites the boss that just betrayed you
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>>88760603
>>88760615
>>88760675
>>88760687

Considering Ackbar becomes Admiral in the OT...
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>>88761076
yeah yeah I get it fuck me amirite
>>88761084
bitch what his vision for star wars is probably better than Lucas's vision at this point. His story telling ability is probably some of the best talent I've seen.
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>>88761118
Option 1 had a chance of not ending in death, though. Anakin was reluctant to kill him and only did it when Sheev pressured him to do it.
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>>88761084
Here you go, an oldie but (really shitty photoshopped) goldie.

>>88760964
Here are the Topps cards for anyone who wants to see them in greater detail:

https://thewookieegunner.com/2016/07/15/swce-2016-ahsoka-tano-digital-cards-topps/
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>>88761133
>he had any doubt whatsoever that Sheev wouldn't be able to persuade Anakin
do you question Sheev's power
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>>88761110
>If he becomes a sith that makes him a sith, even if he wasn't for the majority of his career
Nah. Siths deal with absolutes. Maul realized he was cast aside and gave up once and for all his Sith title as his final Sith act.
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>>88761133
dewit
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>>88761141
Ah, but when you go after Dave you best not miss
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>>88761145
Bravo, that's probably one of the best uses of that line anyone's used. 10/10 m8 but yeah I get your point.
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>>88761131
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>>88760463
Is this supposed to be Jedha?
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>>88761175
>Nihilus speaking coherent words
Some Legends fan
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>>88761176
It's concept art for Jedha, yes.
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>>88761175
edgy. I'm sorry he made a compelling series and has no control over what is canon or not because he's not fucking disney.
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>>88760675
>His ship was disable and in the process of getting Vader'd.
That's just what he wanted the Empire to think. At the last moment the ship transforms and gives the Empire The Touch.
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>>88761175
>there are people out there who want The Force Unleashed to be canon
wat the fugg
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>>88761210
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>>88761193
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What was Grevious's endgame?
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>>88761240
Win the war for the Separatists
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>>88761240
Kill Jedi
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>>88761240
remove kenobi
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Remember when Sabine nearly got gangbanged?
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>>88761251
that seems to be a very popular goal. why is kenobi so proficient at making good friends?
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>>88761145
That was actually pretty good.
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>>88761125
I'm not sure Ackbar becoming an Admiral means anything considering how they were just handing out the rank of General to every scoundrel and/or scruffy nerf herder

Considering Radus was a mayor pre-exodus from Dac and Ackbar was Captain of the Royal Guard and King Lee-Char owed him his life more than once, I wouldn't be surprised if Ackbar was already an Admiral before Rogue One.
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>>88761017
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>>88761265
he is a bold one
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>>88761234
I'm imagining this as some guy wearing one of those cheap plastic Halloween masks
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Film or Netflix series set in the Old Republic era WHEN?

really want to see my nigga Zayne Carrick again
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>>88761260
Oh, hey, it's a bunch of Prince Xizhor's race.
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>>88761175
>this picture in retrospect

IRONIC....
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>>88761286
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>>88761286
You mean like this?
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>>88761234
who's the edgy little shit that makes all these comics?
>>88761240
avenge his species and kill the jedi, specifically Kenobi.
>>88761260
>This didn't happen
gRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>88761297
In that case, I don't think they need the collar
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why do Luke and Kylo (Ben) have the only normal names in the galaxy? sure there's Cody but that was a nickname
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>>88761234
Does anyone actually like Anakin?
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I want a Darth Bane movie.

The question is if it should be one movie or three.

If it were up to me it would be the trilogy after VII - IX.
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>>88761301
I'm sure he's drawn an image of The True Canon Thrawn killing Disney's fake pretender as he draws Timothy Zahn watching, smiling, and nodding he knows the truth but he's convinced that was just a fake CGI Zahn Disney unveiled at Celebration
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>>88761297
Man, I wonder if the nucanon Falleen can do everything the old canon Falleen could. With the pheromones and such.

Because hoo boy.
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>>88761295
I want Revan and I want him now
>>88761283
gay, but I could see it.
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>>88761345
I like Vader, does that count?
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>>88761325
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>>88761283
>Clone incest
STOP
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>>88761325
We need to go cheaper.
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>>88761216
Nothing wrong with tfu its just a neat over the top action game, with a servicble plot to tye it in to the overall mythos


Tfu 2 was shit tho
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what is Vader's best line?
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What artist would you choose if you could replace all the art in Darth Vader?

I would unironically go with John Romita Jr.
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>>88761409
"No!"
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>>88761345
I do.

Hes an ass some times but i can empathize with him
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>>88761404
The fact that Grievous has arguably the worst on-screen death in the saga makes this costume hilarious to me.
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>>88761370
Revan was a Gary Stu with a retarded personality if Bioware's brilliant writing is anything to go by.
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>>88761295
You and me both, but then we have to put up with knowing it was Carrick that clued the future Darth Malak in on rakghouls and the Muur Talisman.
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>>88761403
>WE"RE ALL BROTHERS IN ARMS
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>>88761409
I've always been partial to, "Apology accepted, Captain Needa." Followed closely by him telling Jerjerrod that the Emperor isn't as forgiving as he is, which gets its value from scenes like the first line.

Funny how people got pissed about Vader telling Krennic not to choke on his aspirations. They forget that Vader has a wicked sense of humor.
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>>88760596
Lawrence of Arabia
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>>88761437
meh, there's still characters in SWTOR worth it.
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>>88761429
>worse the boba
>worse then porkins
>worse then kylo rens legitmacy a threat
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Just watched Rogue One

Is it canon OK now for people to just jump in and out of hyperspace well within a gravity well?
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>>88761478
Yes but every time it happens they will always point out how risky it is to remind us that it shouldn't be done.
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>>88761476
>>worse then kylo rens legitmacy a threat

force stop is dope
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>>88761437
He was brainwashed anon
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>>88761462
that's why I've always been slightly confused by people who say that Vader was an emo depressed fucker who wished for death -- he spends the whole OT with wearing smug_anime_girl.jpg underneath his helmet, right up to the moment where Luke meets Sheev. The Vader comic only reinforces this. Vader is having the time of his life being a Sith.
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>>88761340
What about Owen?
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>>88761409
"We would be honored if you would join us"
"you have failed me for the last time"
"No desintegration"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
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>>88761409
You are PAAAAAART of the Rebel Alliance and a TRAITOR!
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>>88761547
you can't just list almost every big line he's got, you have to pick one
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>>88761409
I've always liked his dismissiveness toward the Death Star pretty memorable.

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

There there are better lines out there
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>>88761538
Thats more expanded materials

If were being honest his turn in rotj ks a shit ton more sudden then rots
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>>88761576
I've always wondered just what was meant by this line - just HOW dangerous can the Dark Side get
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What is the most bullshit thing a Force user has done outside of canon?
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>>88761490
Rogue One arguably makes much more sense than TFA's. Jedha is a moon, less local gravity to worry about, but setting that aside leaving a planet at hyperspeed is just so much more reasonable than somehow believing Han in any way has reflexes enough or to decelerate between passing the Starkiller shield and not plowing into the surface.

Ironic given a few threads ago we had someone claiming Rey flew superior to anything Han has ever done. What Han did should have been impossible even for a damn Jedi. Even better that JJ had him finish his conversation with Finn when it was JUST time for him to pull back on the lever to exit hyperspace. JJ is such shit at setting up scenes. He knows what he wants to have happen even if it doesn't make sense or is otherwise impossible. Like Old Spock able to watch Vulcan destroyed as if he were orbiting it.
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>>88761503
>I don't care what your name is... and I'm not telling you mine!
>I'm here to kill you! (to guy Revan has just met)
>Fuck you, Carth!
...
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Have Luke and Leia found out about Padme yet in the new canon?
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>>88761631
Thought Bomb

Luke vs a Black Hole
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>>88761592
They awnserd this in the eu when you had sidious wiping out a fleet of star ships with a force storm

Nihilous eating a planet

The mind bomb

And the sith emporer being a eldritch abomination

But as far as mouse canon......i dunno throwing junk at luke seem neat i guess....
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>>88761587
at least in RotJ Luke spends the whole movie going "Dad I know you're in there, you really don't want me to go up to meet Sheev because if I do I won't turn and he'll kill me" and Vader's only response is "i-it's not like I care or anything baka." Plus, I personally feel that the sequence of jumps between Vader's face and Luke being electrocuted is masterful. It's remarkable how much emotion and conflict they managed to squeeze out of a face that is incapable of emoting.
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>>88761345
In his manifesto Elliot Rodger claimed to really relate with Anakin.
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>>88761490
IIRC usually the navicomputer won't even let you enter or stay in hyperspace if you pass too close to a large body, they really should show on screen one of these days some Rebels dying horribly from a blind jump that took them straight into a star.
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>>88761538
His big scene in Rogue One, you cannot tell me he wasn't having the time of his life making those guys suffer. Seriously, he fucking pancakes a guy on the ceiling! That's not being an efficient murder machine, that's having cruel fun at that poor bastard's expense.
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>>88761576
>Its power to create problems has certainly been confirmed
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>>88761631
*drops mic*
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>>88761651
The problem with all of that is that it really makes you question why none of that was used during the movies. It's better not to let power creep get out of hand.
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>>88761494
too bad he never actually uses it to be cool
>freeze blaster shot in midair
>capture shooter
>drag him in front of bullets' path
>unfreeze bullet
>rebel scum is his own executioner
how to be a Sith 101
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>>88761639
Yep. It helps that Luke knows some Ghosts who know all this shit.
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>>88761714
Where did they find out?
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>>88761676
he was a pretty efficient murder machine in that scene, anon. not a single stroke out of place, one swipe per rebel, not flashy spins/swists/flips incorporated into the technique. just home run swings aimed at the rebel's heads and liberal use of the Force to make it easier to approach them.
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>>88761705
I remember getting that game with a humble bundle collection a few years ago and how goddamn frustrating pulling that ISD was with the fucking mouse. Thank fuck I found my old exboox controller.
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>>88760596
Completely serious

Revenge of the Sith
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>>88761707
Yeah, but it's cool, though.
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>>88761711
Imagine if the old guy was still alive and he had the stormtroopers drag him in front of Poe's shot

Fucking brutal
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>>88761726
... Well Obi-Wan found out in Episode III for certain, and he and Yoda were present when Padme gave birth to them, and Anakin can be a bit slow sometimes but I'm pretty sure he figured out he's secretly married to Padme.

And Artoo of course knows and recorded everything. EVERYTHING. Even the conception.
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>>88761662
Its well shot no doubt but as it was said vader was pretty pro sith lyfe the entire time till luke started getting shocked.

Though iif were talking about poetry i love how the 2 scenes play off eachother perfectlt.

Both instances vader makes a heat of the moment descion that costs him deearly but sees a big morality shift
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>>88761763
Luke and Leia finding out though, is it in that diary of Obi-Wan Kenobi thing?
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>>88761633
TFA wouldn't even have been that hard to justify if they really wanted, just make it so that because they hollowed out the planet core the gravity of the Starkiller base is weaker so that it will drag them out of hyperspace underneath the shield rather than outside it, as long as you are going fast enough which only the Falcon can do and you are crazy enough like Han is.

They don't really have to answer why you don't just crash into the shield at hyperspeed, it's not answerable anyway
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>>88761732
Perhaps not JUST an efficient murder machine would have been a better phrasing, however I'm not sure he actually killed those guys he TKed. He comes off as a cat playing with his prey.
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>>88761768
he was conflicted from the moment Luke refused to join him in Bespin, that was when it clicked "oh shit I might have to kill my son, I don't want to do that." they make a pretty big point out of restating over and over that Vader is conflicted almost from that exact moment onward.
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>>88761705
It was already crashing and he just directed it alittle

Yoda did that shit casualy to a droid carrier
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>>88761783
They can talk to Luke as Ghosts. Why bother with Kenobi's diary when you can just talk to Kenobi?
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>>88760786
That's not true at all.

We don't know when the first outbreak happened, just that the first documented case (and only so far) is post-battle of Yavin, in a fucking mobile game.

They've barely scratched the surface on what they're doing with Death Troopers (zombies)

The Zombies and Troopers are likely named the same because they're based on the same research facility, which I am pretty sure is the canon explanation.
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>>88761592
currently in darth vaders comic through force, meditation, and a certain crystal you can have a greater effect than the deathstar, and you can also apparently live forever, so it can get places, I imagine.
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>>88761801
Honestly, I still have a soft spot for seeing him do that to the Death Star.
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>>88761707
All of that takes allot of power and concentration though.

The thought bomb required multiple sith focusing and then dying to be activated and nihilus power was more of a curse

Legends palpatine definetly had the sith empoeres god like imortality in mind though
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>>88760927
Zombies aren't retarded, and they were already canon, in Stormtrooper armor, or not.
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>>88761004
Filoni is a wonderful man, and a perfect heir to Lucas's throne.
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>>88761858
Yeah, Nihilus' "power" in particular is not something I could imagine any Sith Lord actually wanting. I'd like to think that he, or something like him, did actually exist in the depths of galactic history, and that ever since then he's been a cautionary tale for the Sith, a reminder not to let your hunger for power get TOO out of hand.
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>>88761793
The thing is they're moving faster than light. The distance between the shield and surface of the planet is too small for someone to be able to decelerate from lightspeed the way they did. We're talking about a fraction of a fraction of the time it takes to blink an eye and you're pancaked into the planet. Even if a droid is strong or fast enough the time it takes to physically move the lever would be too much.

But if they do it as you suggest, where gravity miraculously decelerates you on its own by kicking you out of hyperspace, then that's a huge design oversight.
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>>88761592
The Force is literally Destiny. If you are strong in it, you can do literally anything.

What's more powerful? Blowing up one planet? Or a backwater hick bringing down a Galactic Empire and changing the fate of the Galaxy forever with one shot just by letting the Force take the wheel?

Pic fucking related.
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how would the prequel trilogy have changed if Maul had defeated Kenobi, forcing him to retreat in TPM?
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>>88760489
>being 18+
>having toys
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>>88761966
We'd get at least one more movie with Maul in it, presumably. Obiwan would either lose his cockiness or have a major source of anger in his life now that the guy who killed his master is roaming free. The 2nd movie would probably be more about Obiwan hunting him down alongside Anakin.

Interestingly, I can see him moving towards the Light during the chase, finding some measure of forgiveness or at least peace with the events of TPM, but he remains blind to Anakin's own falling to darkness until it's far too late.
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>>88762041
You just wrote a better film than all the prequels.
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>>88762041
>ObiWan consumed by anger, his apprentice tries to keep chipper
>ObiWan lets go of his anger as his apprentice falls to the Dark Side
is this the "poetry" that Lucas once spoke of?
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>>88762084
Lucas couldn't find poetry in a Pablo Neruda book.
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>>88762060
It wasn't hard. But I am now!
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>>88761956
The thing is it is meant to be impossible with Han succeeding because, you know, he's Han. Skill, pure grit, Corellian Overdrive, luck. It's actually easy enough to overlook, even if it's a bit irksome like everyone in the galaxy, apparently, able to see the Starkiller death shot (they handwave it as a quirky hyperspace effect).

I guess what bugs me isn't just that scene but how Han and Finn's conversation ends just conveniently in time to decelerate. Just as, apparently, Poe and his team were somehow hovering in hyperspace until they received confirmation that the shield was down then they immediately decelerate.

Something about how that JJ sets this (and more) up just rubs me the wrong way. It's not so much that he's shit at editing, it is that he tells stories with an overt feeling of narrative convenience driving everything and he absolutely CANNOT do subtle. He just can't space things out a little bit to make them sensible, like Poe and the others waiting in a nearby system (they already knew Starkiller's location after all) and just awaiting confirmation to do a short hyperspace jump.
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>>88761956
>But if they do it as you suggest, where gravity miraculously decelerates you on its own by kicking you out of hyperspace
Isn't this how it has always worked? Hence the Interdictor cruiser.

>then that's a huge design oversight.
It's always design oversights that take down these Imperial superweapons.
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How would you guys change TFA?

I'd:

>Make Finn a higher-ranking First Order soldier who learns of a planned surprise attack on the Republic by a massive fleet and decides to defect
>Concurrently, Poe is on Jakku(a swampy junkyard planet like in concept art) getting the information on where to find Luke Skywalker and his Jedi trainees, who disappeared for their own safety while they train.
>Kylo Ren is a former student of Luke's who fell to the dark side and killed two of his students before running off, prompting Luke to take the rest of his students into hiding.
>The First Order is trying to find Luke and his Jedi as well, and launch a surprise attack on the place where Poe is. Finn uses this as a chance to escape, and bumps into Poe. Poe initially is apprehensive on him, but once Finn tells him what he knows they start to become friends and they make it to a nearby town, where they run into Rey.
>Rey has been repairing the Millennium Falcon supposedly for Unkar Plutt, but in actuality is planning to get off-world shortly and find her place in the galaxy. They ask her if they can hitch a ride, telling her about how the First Order is after them and that they need to get to the Republic.
>She agrees to let them come and they take off, but shortly after get captured by a large freighter. Han and Chewie board the Falcon, and after a quick confrontation with Rey, Poe, and Finn, are convinced to go them to the Republic
>Before they make the jump, a First Order Star Destroyer attacks and severely damages Han's freighter, forcing the group to flee in the Millennium Falcon. Rey is taken captive during the escape by Kylo Ren

1/2
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>They make it to Hosnian Prime and warn the Republic, offering enough time for a message to be sent their fleets out in the galaxy, calling them back to help defend
>Shortly after a few of the fleets have come back, the First Order fleet jumps in and attacks. Poe, being a member of the Republic Navy, joins the fight along with his squadron.
>Finn, Han, and Chewie plan to infiltrate the Star Destroyer and rescue Rey.
>More Republic fleets jump in and the fight becomes more even.
>Leia, now an Admiral, is the leader of the main defensive fleet that guards Hosnian. She sends a fighter squadron with the Falcon to help them reach the Star Destroyer they're after, along with some Republic soldiers aboard the Falcon
>They board and successfully make their way to the prison block and rescue Rey.
>As they make their way back to the Falcon and lay explosives along the way, they run into Kylo Ren. Han confronts Kylo, his son, and creates a diversion, allowing for the others to make it into the Falcon. Kylo mortally injures Han, but not before he can set off the detonation sequence of the bombs they planted. Kylo is severely injured by the explosions, but manages to escape.
>The First Order begins to retreat after the battle begins to turn out of their favor.
>On Hosnian, the Republic celebrates their temporary victory, hold a funeral for Han, and use the information Poe has to find Luke's location.
>The movie ends with them jumping into hyperspace to find Luke

2/2
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oh god no

NO
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>>88762159
>>88762142

>How would you guys change TFA?
I wouldn't because it would take too much time and energy and money to change it for too little profit.

I'd just watch the movie and enjoy it instead.
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>>88762142
>>88762159
And you wrote a better film than TFA but I still would have a Rey/Kylo duel.
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I'm having a real hard time getting into Rebels, having just coming off binging Clone Wars. Even the show structure is different, moving at a much faster pace.

Is there any episodes that you would think are crucial or are really good to watch?
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>>88762177
Best answer.
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>>88762182
'No'
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>>88762164
Wait, an IMPERIAL movie?

Can it be? Please tell me this is real
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>>88762181
>but I still would have a Rey/Kylo duel.
I actually was going to include that but forgot to write it in
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I think the most dissapointing character in TFA was Finn. He was supposed to be a defected storm trooper, and instead we got some urban kid out of his league. No trooper mannerisms, no first order insights, no imperial knowledge. Nothing. Just some moron who tags along with the mary sue.
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>>88762164
It's just a picture of someone's laptop, where does it come from?
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>>88762220
it'd just be that death trooper novel abour prisoners, only they'll be rebels now.
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>>88761732
>not flashy spins/swists/flips incorporated into the technique.
You should watch the scene again, anon. His blocking spins are straight outta ROTS. Vader in R1 looks like a much more aggressive and simplified version of Anakin's in ROTS.
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>>88762164
(you)
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>>88762248
>its another rebel propaganda episode
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did Genndy´s ARC inspired all the swat clones/commander thing, aesthetically? We never saw pauldrons and kamas on phase 1, and after Fordo and the Muunlist 10 appeared, everyone looked like them. I remember my 12 years old me asking about this, and to this day I still don´t know it for sure.
Any light, clone bros?
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>>88762256
but he doesn't do stuff like twirl his whole body around, it's a very ultra-efficient technique, with his saber flowing from one position to the next in precisely the order needed to block all incoming shots. Sure it looks fast, but then again he's blocking the shots from 10 guys at once.
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>>88762164
Nah, I refuse to believe its real.

But just in case it is, I was to unironically let all of you know that I am fully in support of a Star Wars zombie movie. Hate me all you like, the Death Troopers novel was fucking ace, and perfectly blended a Star Wars story, with zombies.
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>>88762305
>General Kenobi, I'm ARC
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>>88762305
Could be. Bly and company also had the gadgets
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>>88762305
I think it started in Gennys or EU.
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If Rey isn't a Palpatine I'll be mad as fuck.
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Post big guys
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>>88762371
Its not like there hasnt been other zombies in Star Wars
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>>88762456
this is a /tv meme but I'll allow it
>You're hit on the rebellion, it didn't work my friend!
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>>88762456
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>>88762384
yep, and I always saw that as an homage/appropiation of Genndy´s ARCs
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>>88762480
>>88762456

WATCH IT PRINCESS
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>>88762462
Yup. It would be neat if the Anthology movies were tying to be as unique in genre as possible, so that they would stand out from literally every Star Wars movie.

IE; Rogue One is the only Star Wars "war movie", Death Troopers would be the "horror movie".
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I just finished season 5 from The Clone Wars, and all writers should be shot.

Maul's arc ends up with him losing like a bitch, Onderon is pure martyrs, the Younglings are Vader Saber Fooder so what's the point of giving a fuck, the droids arc would be great if it had 2 less characters and the last arc is fucking infuriating.

Literally everyone but Anakin (Surprising given the entire show is based on him being an idiot and Ahsoka saving the day) do the most retared shit possible, and somehow everyone is a martyr and they were right all along.

Please tell me there is something worthwile in "season six" or Rebels, because I fear this might go even more downhill.
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>>88762516
Dexter Jettster sitcom when
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>>88762480
You know, Krennic is basically just Daggett in space. Guy with all the resources who builds the big weapon for the master plan, but he ultimately gets muscled out of the plan by someone more threatening and competent (Tarkin/Vader) and dies a terrible death after being hoisted by his own petard.
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>>88762305
also, is that a fucking westar rifle?
So Alpha and all the guys at Dark Horse Comics take a clue on Tartakovsky´s design of ARC while writting Republic, or the opposite?
shit, I want to know.
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>>88762549
>the Younglings are Vader Saber Fooder so what's the point of giving a fuck
>implying
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>>88762549
Okay, slow down pal, calm your tits, and tell me the what the arc was and what you thought. That's just mindless insults, I can't convince you of anything or even understand you when all I know currently is what you hate, not why you hate it.
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>>88760964
It's showing her becoming one with the force. She wasn't skipping around at the end of the episode, she walks down into darkness. Just a kinder way of acknowledging her fate, simple metaphoric imagery.
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>>88762593
Final arc of season five, Ahsoka's framing arc.

>>88762587
Just
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>>88762565
This just makes me like the movie more.
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>>88762587
what does a shitty deviantart picture have to do with anything you've said?
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>>88762480
>AND YOU'VE GOT MY CONSTRUCTION CREWS RUNNING AROUND THE OUTER RIM BUILDING, GOD KNOWS WHAT, 24/7???
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>>88762587
this looks like a KOTOR party
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who's got webms/rips of Vader's hallway scene?
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>>88762586
fucking ARCs, they get the best toys
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>>88762674
yw
www.dailymotion.com/video/x55kcsb_best-darth-vader-scene-ever_shortfilms
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>>88762048
Ryder is the hero we deserve
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>>88762516
I don't know man. I enjoyed the battle of scarif way too much for me to say no to more sequences like that
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>>88762319
>but he doesn't do stuff like twirl his whole body around
because his enemies are only in front of him, and the hallway is narrow.

Vader's Rogue One scene is a lot like when Anakin kills the separatist leaders. Most of the time Anakin is just slashing and stabbing. The music is pretty similar to what plays too
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>>88762627
meh, The series has it's ups and downs. seasons 1-2 weren't the best, and the show only got noteworthy in 3-5. 6 was rather annoying to me, a great show that was only getting better gets worse because they ended it too quick because of fucking Disney. But I'll respond to Ashoka's framing arc. I think it's good, anon. Ventress was unnecessary, and Ashoka made a dumb decision, but overall it highlighted a lot of emotions and wasn't half bad. It also really gave Anakin big motivation to hate the Jedi because of the councils.
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>>88762690
wtf it's missing half of the cool shit
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>>88762703
I didn't like the music of Rogue One
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>>88762551
Jizz Whalers musical when?
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>>88762371
This is gonna sound retarded, but I thought of a basic premise for a story involving the Bad Batch from CTW fighting a group of zombified clones on a derelict Republic cruiser
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>>88762587
Come on filoni give me a comic or some thing with thesea guys fireflying around the universe trying to get paid
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>>88762757
*TCW.
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>>88762757
So Heavy Metal in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?
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>>88762757
I could dig that. I know a certain someone who would be cumming buckets over a movie with the Bad Batch
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>>88762745
Post-due el off fades SW music is susrprisingly bland.
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>>88762834
But then again you'd come buckets if a meh-looking waitress would smile when you tip her an extra 5$.
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>>88762703
this is what I like about SW fights/slaughters -- when they drop the "act" so to speak and start swinging for the fences, trying to kill each other. I guess they kind of dropped that for the most part in Episodes II and III, the feeling of savagery behind each swing/stab that really sells a fight scene as being between people out for blood.
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>>88762503
WATCH IT WINDU
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So I decided to get into clone wars/rebels is the Ashoka book that ties them together good? I have never done Star Wars books aside from the one when anakin got his first saber
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>>88762714
The role Anakin of the arc is great, but I'm just mad that it's just a teenage rebellion of Ahsoka very badly written.

First episode she was calling out herself, saying "Running away just puts you into a worse position" to the wife of bomberman, then proceeds to run away constantly in every episode from then on. You are trying to escape, but the guards seem to have been attacked and you know your Master is not that much of a wild card? Why not wake up one of the still breathing guards and ask what the fuck happened? Why not surrendering to Anakin and let him take you into the Council, instead of complaining that you can't trust anyone while later complaining that THEY didn't trust you?

The most infuriating part, is that she ends up doing the right thing for all the wrong reasons, while Barriss (The mirialan jedi) does the opposite. But she is also fucking retarded. Why not just tell Ahsoka to go to X, and then calling the clones and tell them to show up in X too? Instead of going on your own, hoping someone shows up with a mask and a red lightsaber for you to steal and show up incognito. And DON'T FUCKING KEEP THE SABERS. Why should I explain a terrorist why keeping evidence of your involvement is a stupid idea? They fucking turn it into a self aware joke for fucks sake.
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>Battle of Yavin
>Looks bored as hell
Why was gold leader chill af?
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>>88762919
Do you think Sheev has ever personally killed one of his atheist subordinates with his Force powers?

It seems like something he'd do. Moments before death, they're confronted with the reality that the New Order of logic and materialism they've devoted their lives to is a sham, and that the man who swept away the Jedi and their superstition is really just another crazy space wizard.
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>>88762781
Always thought Petro seemed like he could be swayed to the Inquisitors
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>>88762938
It's not really great. It's not a horrible book, but very little of it is really consequential.
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>>88762944
Space drugs
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>>88760453
Taun We
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>>88763006
xeno girls are not for sexual
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>>88762996
Spice
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>>88762973
>Do you think Sheev has ever personally killed one of his atheist subordinates with his Force powers?
yes, but not as often as Vader
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>>88763015
Not canon.
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>>88763019
>Do you wanna buy some death sticks?
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>>88761167
He never does when your waifu is in the crosshairs
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>>88763015
Didn't stop Rex
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so by the time of Rebels, do the nu-generation of Force users just suck? Ahsoka, Maul and Vader show up and fuck everyone's shit thoroughly up whenever they join the fray -- and in Rebels they have Vader use his much slower and deliberate OT style, in comparison to the flippy/twirly moveset of the others.
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>>88763068
More powerful, better training. Ahoska's essentially a full-blown Knight from the Old Order. Maul and Vader are fully trained Sith Lords. Nobody else in Rebels has the training they have.
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>>88762944
>we were at the edge of the trench somewhere between Yavin and The Death Star when the druhs began to take hold
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>>88763068
>slower ot style

If it was ot style hed move like a claymation doll and block the most telegraphed shots imaginable

Vader in r1 and rebels is prequel fast and still uses small swirls and flourishes to add momentum to his strikes

Any way kanan was a padawan when order 66 went down

And not a 1 week from being knighted one like ashoka

The inquisters training is gimped basic shit good for hunting force users shit against actual jedi
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>>88763033
>"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
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>>88763044
How large is Elan Sleazabango's autillsmpedia page?
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>>88763138
you misunderstand. he'll murder the shit out of you, but he just won't do it personally. he's got people for that.
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>>88763159
I like to think he just blinks them out of existence with super-charged Force Lightning.
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>>88763159
Like Vader. The Empire works surprisingly similar to a mob family.
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>>88763145
Hey, now, he got an action figure, that at least warrants some info.
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>>88763187
Might as well just use literal electricity from a panel. Or a trap door. Or that shaft Vader throws him in.
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>>88763044
Honestly? Yes
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>>88763204
>kids buying a drug dealer toy

Narcos action figure set when?
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>>88763066
Nothing ever does, not even 066.
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>>88763137
Vader's style in Rebels is more OT-inspired because of how he swings, not the speed of the swings. In Rebels, each and every blow is calculated, and heavy as fuck. Furthermore, he never actually stops swinging. Even after his opponent blocks the strike, he's still laying into them -- he doesn't pick his blade back up and try again from another angle, he keeps pushing inwards trying to force the other lightsaber out of the way. The increased physicality of his fighting style, trying to overpower his opponent with his weight, height, and strength, is a hallmark of how they had him fight in the OT.

Just look at this fight scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UVJSJOiLk4

Ahsoka moves like Yoda does in the PT, flips and spins and hopping around like a bunny rabbit as she swings her swords around like a ballet dancer. That's the hallmark of PT-style fighting, moving as though you're dancing with your opponent instead of trying to cave their skull in with a weapon. Observe how much heavier Vader's strikes are, how much more calculated and lethal all of them are. His #1 goal in the fight is getting Ahsoka to stay so much of the defensive that she can't start jumping around him and overwhelm him because she's h-hayai

It's basically a fight between PT and OT fighting styles.
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Just turn this into a movie

I don't even know what but someone could make it work
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>>88763066
>rex
>shepard
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>>88763190
not like Vader, Vader is more than happy to execute you in person.
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>>88763159
>Some moff: lord palpatine Please. Do not be upset.

>Sheev: Ohhh, I don’t get upset. I have people to do that for me. Lord Vader?

>darth vader: With gusto
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>>88763263
Vader just has a problem with authority figures I think.
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>>88763256
I feel like running an RPG session based on this.
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republic credits?
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>>88763256
So this is supposed to be right after the Death Star blows up, right? When his TIE Advanced has finally crapped out and he has to make an emergency landing?
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>>88763282
Republic credits are no good here, only money.
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>>88763298
I don't have credits, I have Republic dataries
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>>88763278
Vader dislikes people who try and hold onto their ego/authority after they fuck up instead of groveling. Especially after they fuck up in direct defiance to his commands because "they knew better" or if they've been acting like a cockhead to him as his superior.

He likes people who maintain an efficient, professional demeanor and who are smart enough to know who's in charge and when to beg for their life. Like Piett and Aphra.
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>>88763282
tatatoot
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>>88763248
Again your missing the point he is moving to fast and ton fluidly to be compared to the ot.

Yes hes relatively less flash cause frankenstien but hes still moving like he did when he killed the shit out of droids or the sepratists
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>>88763304
Republic dataries are accepted here, pleasure to do business with you
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>>88763304
Credits?
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>>88763319
There is a 15 datary convenience fee.
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>>88763325
reeepublic daaataaaries
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>>88763333
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>>88763313
>Yes hes relatively less flash cause frankenstien but hes still moving like he did when he killed the shit out of droids or the sepratists
We're talking about duels here, not killing civvies. The films use very different choreography for the two situations and we both know this. A more fair comparison between duel choreography in Anakin/Vader in PT vs OT is hi duel with Obi Wan or Dooku vs OT/Rebels.

And again, speed is not the issue, it's efficiency vs flashiness.
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>>88763340
the queen sucks my cock

you should too
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>>88763349
And a 2 datary Out-of-System charge.
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Please deposit 2 Republic Credits.
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>>88763357
Why didn't Qui-Gon just use the Force to twist one of the Handmaidens' minds and pimp her out for the money? All of them were young and fit with smooth skin, in a place like Tatooine one gangbang would probably have made him enough money.
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So is season six of "clone wars" apart of the "lost missions" set?
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>>88760877
I wish I had seen this earlier anon, I could have helped. But to answer the question, for me the best is tied between ep 2 and 2003 clone wars
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>>88763400
Season 6 = The Lost Missions
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>>88763400
Lost Missions is pretty much season 6
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>>88763352
Except speed and choregphy is totaly a factor as even thogh is being "efficient" his actualy sabering skill matches how he moved in the movies the only real diffrence is je keep going forware instead of trying to manuver he still twirls and spins his blade and move fluidly from one swing to the next in his fight with ashoka where as in the ot he would have just parried every thing for minutes untill he got an opening
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>>88763400
Lost Missions constitutes all of the finished season 6 material. They don't officially refer to it as "season 6" because it's not a full season's worth of episodes.
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>>88763422
>>88763427
Wanted to make sure before I waste money.

Though I hate that the clone wars movie is expensive as fuck
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Ezra's been used by
>Seventh Sister
>Kallus
>Maul
>Ryder
Is there anyone else we should know about?
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>>88763503
Chopper
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>>88763503
Gar Saxon and his men
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>>88761429
Worst? I thought it was cool
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>>88762978
Actually it explains two of the biggest "wats" when she re-emerges in Rebels. Namely the sabers, and Bail.

But it's not a MUST READ, sure.
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>>88763433
that's the exact difference between OT and PT fighting styles -- in the PT the combatants touch sabers 1,000,000 times before finding an opening, and none of those touches have a lot of weight put behind them, nor do they aim for anything really important on the body. It's a lot of touching blades for the sake of making the sound, as opposed to aiming for the kill. Note: this is a sin reserved mostly for the duels AotC and RotS, as TPM duels (particularly QuiGon vs Maul Round 1) are pretty good.

In the OT, the goal of the combatants is to say "fuck it," swing the saber like a baseball bat, and muscle the opponent into submission using their weight. In this situation, speed isn't necessarily the defining factor because the duel in RotJ gets pretty quick at points, but it always comes down to Luke or Vader physically throwing the other into submission. It gives the fights a very visceral feel. The Disney trilogy seems to follow this philosophy as well, see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf0qZLK8l-Y

which is probably the 2nd best fight in the whole series.

Vader very much fights using the OT style described here in Rebels, not the PT style. In contrast, Ahsoka/Kanan/Ezra/Maul use the PT style.
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>>88761472
Best
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You know a general should be put down when they just bump themselves with their own forced memes and nothing else.
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>>88760489
I have more Star Wars toys now than I did as a kid
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>>88763524
>>88763433
Also note that I'm not making the claim "OT/Disney films have ABSOLUTELY NO flourishes or stunts in their fights," what I am describing is the distinction between these flourishes being used to accentuate the core fighting style, or comprising the entirety of it.
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>>88763543
>Kylo trying to ignore Yoda
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>>88760489
The old toys I had as a kid were shit though. Whenever I move them around I realize how poorly made they were compared to my Power Rangers or Transformers toys. The new SW toys look better but I never handled one.
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if Anakin is now a force ghost, why didn't he try contacting Kylo Ren and telling him to stop being retarded? can Dark Side users not see it when force ghosts appear before them? can they not interact with them?
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>>88763524
He moves to slow for ot to be ot he dose not use his blade like a bas ball bat he ks still trying tonget around her defenses and using flourishes
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>>88763524
>in the PT the combatants touch sabers 1,000,000 times before finding an opening, and none of those touches have a lot of weight put behind them, nor do they aim for anything really important on the body. It's a lot of touching blades for the sake of making the sound, as opposed to aiming for the kill
Incorrect. Most of the time they can't even reach anything important because they get countered.

> and muscle the opponent into submission using their weight.
Literally only Vader does this, and Luke once when he's enraged in RotJ. But Vader uses a more brutish style than the Jedi in their prime and Luke still needs a lot of training in lightsaber combat
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>>88762142
>>88762159

The only thing I would change is that a robed figure interrupts the duel between Rey/Kylo and Kylo retreats.

>"Who are you?"

>"My name is Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you."
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>>88763611
Apparently there's only so much the ghosts can do. It's not clear if it's an actual rule imposed by someone or something or just an actual limitation of their power, but Obi-Wan in ESB and Qui-Gon in TCW have both implied that there's only so much they can do to interfere.
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>>88763611
I'm hoping that the "call to the light" Kylo feels is Anakin trying to reach out to him
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>>88760759
Better late than never
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>>88763524
>which is probably the 2nd best fight in the whole series.

You have got to be trolling both those duels were fucking garbage
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>>88763606
Unless you drop 50+ on one the only figures worth getting are The Black Series which are around $20 sometimes less.The 6 in figures have pretty joints. They're in walmart or target if you wanna look at some in box.
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>>88763667
imagine having taste this bad for a moment
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>>88763637
yeah but one assumes that they can at least talk. i know there's always the excuse that
>well he did try and make contact off-screen but Kylo Ren just shut his ears and went LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU :^))))))
but that's still something that you should put on screen because it really is an obvious question that the audience will ask
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>>88763524
One other reason in the OT for them being a bit slow is because the "sabers" are solid steel pipes and rather heavy for the actors to hold up. in ANH they were particularly heavy and made swinging them around nearly impossible for the actor who played Kenobi. I feel like they must have improved the design between each movie though.
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>Implying RotJ Luke vs Vader and RotS Obi-Wan vs Vader aren't the best two fights in the series for completely different reasons

Feels good to appreciate shit
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>>88763637
This kind of made me rethink Obi-Wan's conversation with Luke in ROTJ- he elaborates on things Luke has learned but doesn't actually reveal much. Yoda was the one that confirmed Vader was his father, even with Leia he dances around the issue a bit, just confirming there's a sister but he lets Luke figure out her identity. So even there he's pointing Luke in the right direction but isn't just giving him the answers outright.
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>>88763666
thanks senpai

I wonder why Vader's Star Destroyer is so much more formidable than the others. Those other two, did they just suck balls? Or is Vader demanding good performance under pain of death?
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>>88763702
There's several stupid, overblown points in that RotS fight and basically only "you were like a brother to me!" is the only effective part.
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>>88763632
none of the hits in your webm have even a fraction of the weight behind them that you see in the Kylo vs Finn or Luke vs Vader fight, or any OT fight really. You remember the sequences in this fight when Anakin holds Obi Wan down and nearly cuts his throat, or when he traps his saber behind his back and tries to slice him in half? When Anakin just punches Obi Wan in the fucking face, disarming him? Or when he makes a huge 50 foot leap across the control room, finishing in a two handed swing for the fences? Those are the best moments of that fight, because they're the most savage moments, that really sell the concept that this is a fight to the death, and that Anakin and Obi Wan are trying to physically overpower the other and kill them. Honorable mention to the double force push they try and do on each other because incorporating the Force is always nice.
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>>88763727
At this point most of the Empire isn't really taking the rebellion seriously and these guys have their star destroyers stationed at Scarif are basically doing rent-a-cop duty for a facility they don't expect to ever get attacked. So these guys didn't have their shit together.

Meanwhile Vader is someone who has high standards and expects a lot from people under his command, so his personal star destroyer is probably going to have a much better crew than most.
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>It's more OT wankers still trying to push their shit about the OT's clumsy poorly choreographed fights being good
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>>88763836
>I can't muster a counter argument to the posters ITT so I'm just going to be passive aggressive and meme at no one in particular
sad!
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>>88763836
We can all agree kylo vs rey was shit in all aspects right?
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>>88763727
I greatly enjoy how Vader doesn't waste a single nanosecond. The ship essentially comes out of hyperspace already firing, and proceeds to bring the pain to Raddus' Profundity
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>>88763865
>Linkin Park vs Disney Princess

Yeah, we can agree
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>>88763858
People have been doing it all therad
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>>88763865
I liked it
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>>88763503
>SS got the virgin butthole
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>>88763865
It was yes
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>>88763815
I always wondered if Vader did some personal tinkering with his Star Destroyer. Sorta like how his Tie Advanced was custom ordered from plans he personally drew up. Do you think he would stop by the shipyards every once and a while and get some upgrades to the guns or something. I felt like the revelation that young Anakin was a technological genius goes completely ignored in every other media hes in.
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>>88763865
the choreography of Kylo vs Rey wasn't that bad, but it was a dumb fight to have take place. Defeating the main villain of the series in a 1v1 in the first movie of the trilogy? Talk about premature, they're going to have to find either an entirely new villain to replace Kylo, or have him do some deus ex machina styled "train in 500x Coruscant's gravity." He's got no threat anymore to the audience.
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>>88763865
I didn't mind the fight mostly, but what kind of killed it for me is watching them throw these huge, powerful swings at each other that do almost no damage. Finn at least had a serious injury (though a strike like that should've been outright fatal), but Kylo's taking hits that should've taken limbs off, and that last swing looked strong enough to cleave his head in two... instead he just gets a thin scar across his face.
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>>88763896
>Kylo turns into Vegeta

I'm actually kinda ok with this, but Rey is a shit Goku
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>>88763517
By "worst" I meant most gruesome. It sure LOOKS like the worst death, what with his internal organs catching on fire.
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>>88763896
"My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Rey."
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>>88763891
I feel that Anakin's already got too much going for his character as is
>genius level pilot
>master duelist
>messiah-tier strength in the Force
>tactical genius
>gets the bitches
>expert mechanical engineer??
>expert electrical engineer??
time to dial it back a bit
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>>88763785
>>88763836
>>88763858
Christ I can't tell which is worse with you two (three?)

if you can't see the stylistic differences in the PT/OT fights and why they existed then you're fucking retarded.

the two ST fights (if you could call them that) were shit anyway. JJ got the entirely wrong lessons from his OT wankery and it was just kids hitting each other with bats or Rey's ridiculous lunges.

Vader in Rogue One was perfect though.
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>>88763909
he already took a Chewie shot to the gut and remained on his feet, when that gun literally BTFO everyone else. Kylo just leveled VIT instead of INT.
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>>88763896
Well we do have Snoke saying he's going to finish his training.

I mean, we all know it just means he's going to fuck Kylo, but who knows, maybe Snoke's dark side sperm will give him a power boost.
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>>88763896
I'm hoping the rumors about Episode 8 are true
that Kylo decides "fuck it, I'm calling in the squad" and pays a visit to Rey and Luke with the Knights of Ren in tow. Supposedly he defeats her soundly while Luke is occupied with the KoR and pays her back for the injury she gave him

Luke defeats or gets away from the KoR and tries to help Rey but somehow they all end up trapped underground or in ruins, like a Rec-center lock in
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>>88763930
he wasn't a tactical genius, and did you forgot where all this leads to massive arrogance and becoming an absolute monster child murderer?

Prodigy for a reason
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>>88763930
His glaring personality flaws balance it out
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>>88763758
I'll be honest, I get kind of bored about two-thirds into the Mustafar fight.
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>>88763891
>"And can you guys paint it blue?"
>"L-lord Vader, the amount of paint to cover even a tenth of the Executor would require harvesting entire star systems for the materials, bankrupt the entire Galactic Economy. And that's only one coat. I can't imag-Hhhrrrk!"
>"You! You are the new Project Leader. Paint it blue."
>"B-b-by y-your command, Milord!"
>"Wizard."
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Mfw there's no room for the planet labels
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>>88763758
>>88763972
I fucking love the part towards the end where theyre chatting on the robots. The line delivery gets me.
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>>88763958
yeah but now you've got to explain how Kylo defeats Rey in a 1v1 considering she soundly beat the shit out of him last time they fought and he hasn't gotten that big of a powerlevel upgrade.
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>>88763896
Snoke is the main villain. Why does everyone say Kylo is?
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>>88763948
Leveling VIT is never a bad idea. Too many times I've seen people put everything into STR and the moment they encounter one unavoidable attack they die and are unable to progress in their journey. By leveling VIT he ensured he would take both a bowcaster shot AND a lightsaber slash. I bet if he encountered Kenobi he wouldn't even lose a single limb when defeated.
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>>88763972
Once they start floating down the river on those hover-droids is when it overstays its welcome for me
Thankfully by then it's almost over
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>>88763952
>"Supreme Leader... please help me become stronger with the dark side."
>"There's only way to do it, Ren... you gotta lick my balls Ren. You have to do it! You have to lick my balls!"
>"What? But..."
>"No, there's no time! I don't have time to explain it, Ren! Just trust me on this! The sweat on my balls... it's full of dark energy, Ren! You need to get in there and lick it off! You need to lick my balls, Ren!"
>"O-okay... if you say so..."
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>>88763969
>>88763970
if only they dedicated some actual non-trivial screen time to showcasing Anakin's personality flaws instead of making him a good-hearted good ol' boy who just wants to help his clones and see his kids grow old with his wife.
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>>88763986
The delivery, or the lines themselves? There are some real gems in there.

>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL
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>>88763958
>yfw Bitch Boy Ben is only the leader of the knights of ren cause of his last name and the other guys bate him
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>>88763990
because Snoke is the nu-emperor and they didn't fight Sheev until the very last moments of the whole series
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>>88764006
It's like something from Rick and Morty.
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>>88763785
>none of the hits in your webm have even a fraction of the weight behind them that you see in the Kylo vs Finn or Luke vs Vader fight, or any OT fight really.
Yes they do. They're just at a faster pace because the combatants are much more skilled. The parts where their sabers clash and they push around the opponent's blade is something we see in the OT, but it's slower there because one combatant uses a different style and the other isn't trained enough.

In the other two fights you mentioned, there's a major difference:

Kylo isn't fully trained and Finn was trained to use a riot baton, so obviously the blows and hits are different. Kylo's style is also slightly off because of his wound. But the way Kylo swings is definitely somewhat fluid

And in the OT, Vader uses a different, more heavy blow style. Luke was barely trained.
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>>88763989
>he hasn't gotten that big of a powerlevel upgrade.
Why not? Now that he's had time to stew in the dark side and already fought her once, it's not unthinkable he could beat her now. He's prepared for her this time. Maybe Rey doesn't take her training very seriously and is still at her TFA level.

She won't have the luxury of a force-epiphany this time, or Kylo already being wounded. Also remember last time Kylo was trying not to kill her
>You need a teacher!
This time he's just going to be there to murder her

I think he'll be more than a match for her next time they meet.
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>>88764029
>the other guys bate him
l-lewd is it consensual?
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>>88763998
I bet Kenobi would take one of his hands
though I guess that would depend on who has the high ground
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>>88764012
They did

He had good qualitys but his temper and ego was always there.
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>>88762207
That doesn't help me at all.
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>>88764048
>She won't have the luxury of a force-epiphany this time,
if she's had Luke's training not that Luke has much left to teach her in the first place such a thing won't be necessary to start with. Kylo's wound only made him stronger, that's how the Sith work.
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>>88764088
It didn't with Vader otherwise he'd have killed Sidious as soon as he could.
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>>88764088
How about this

>Rey is totally in the zone and figures she can take Kylo easy
>has him on the defensive for most of the fight
>lock sabers, gets all up in his face with her seething look
>Kylo whispers Luke killed your parents
>wh...what?
>Kylo takes the opening and slices her good

dun moch motherfuckers
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>>88763304
>>88763319
>>88763333
>>88763340
>noun, plural dataries. Roman Catholic Church.
>1.the office of the Curia Romana that investigates candidates for papal benefices.
>2.the cardinal who heads this office

Wat
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>>88764125
she seeths like sheev
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>>88764047
>Yes they do. They're just at a faster pace because the combatants are much more skilled
they do not, look at the moment of impact. Does Anakin's flurry of 10-20 hits at the start of your webm throw Obi Wan off balance in any way when they connect? Can you see the impact of the hit force him to move? Does it even cause his lightsaber to move even a little bit as it absorbs the impact of the attack? No it doesn't, you can practically see Christain Haydensen slow down his swing as he connects in preparation for the next swing in the sequence. They're little more than love taps.
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>>88764134
Yes?
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>>88764109
Sidious cheated by building Vader's suit such that a single burst of lightning would shut down his life support, making a fight with him suicide. I personally think that Vader would win in a straight-up fight against Sheev.
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I'm glad Vader has some restraint with his force choking.

There's another part of your body he could be crushing, but mercifully does not
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>>88764142
I remember we once made a big deal about Rey fighting like Sheev.
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>>88762142

This would be shittier than the actual movie because I can't write and neither can anyone on 4chan but here's just some ideas

>They're not the resistance, they're the New Republic. A thirty-year ceasefire with the people that blew up entire planets and got away with everything under the sun makes them all look retarded.

>No Jedi Purge or Death Star Part Duex

>More actual diversity in that more aliens get to be main fucking characters instead of humans always doing shit

>Kylo isn't Han's son

>No Snoke, at least not yet. Make Phasma and Kylo the main villains.

>Was never a Han fan but maybe get rid of his cheap shock value death so we can see him actually interact with the old cast once.

>Lupita Nyong'O isn't a CGI minion and is just her regular hot self

>Instead of a trench run, Imperial Remnant lay siege to Coruscant or something and New Republic troops have to keep them from killing innocents.
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>>88764148
>There can be no delay in your departure from Ryloth. Once preparations are complete you must leave immediately. Our droid fighters will bomb the surface of Ryloth, a message to all who would oppose the Seperatists of the price of a Republic victory

Do the Twi'leks have a history of rebellions, or was it just Cham and his cadre of rebels?
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>>88763727
One of my favorite explanations about quality of imperial forces is that the imperial military isn't very centralized: there are dozens if not hundreds of training facilities spread throughout the galaxy and different units/crews will be better trained, equipped and/or more experienced than others.

This is why some dweebs in the boondocks on lothal and the star destroyers over scariff get btfo while vader's ship and troops are damn scary.
In this case specifically, >>88763815 is dead on the money, plus the element of surprise (first for the rebels, then vader)
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>>88764125
but anon, Luke is Rey's dad, literally everyone knows this

or was Obi Wan Rey's dad
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>>88764191
she does do a lot of the same goofy little stabs
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>>88764168

Wasn't Anakin pre-suit far more powerful than Sheev? Obi-Wan beat him (yet somehow Dooku got lucky against him twice). He was right, Obi-Wan should've gone to fight the emperor instead. Yoda was too old and that was all Palapatine needed to slip away.

Windu, Obi-Wan, Luke, and Anakin could all defeat Palpatine without suffering too much damage.
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>>88764229
No he wasn't but he would surpassed him and Yoda in no time at all after going dark side.
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>>88764198
I think it was just Cham, but he'd been a pain in the ass for them. Plus I think Dooku didn't feel Ryloth was really that valuable strategically. Wat obviously only wanted treasure.
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>>88764203
>or was Obi Wan Rey's dad
he'd have to be her grandpa.
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>>88764203
That's why it works though, people are expecting Rey's parents identity to be a big deal - and it will be - but not because of who they are

I think they were darksiders that Luke was chasing down, without realizing they had a child. They dump her on Jakku right before Luke catches up to them and kills them. That look he gives Rey at the end of TFA is pure guilt.
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I remember the original rumors being that Lupita Nyong'O was playing Obi-Wan's grandkid.
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>>88764243
>Obi Wan would have to be Rey's grandpa
Not necessarily, Obi Wan had some very good friends in his old age.
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>>88764229
>Wasn't Anakin pre-suit far more powerful than Sheev?
Not at that point in time no, but he had the potential to be. Vader is stronger than pre-suit Anakin was, but not as strong as an undamaged Anakin could have become.
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>>88764253
Rey's only 19, Obi-Wan died about 15 years before her birth
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>>88764229
I dunno why Yoda retreated at the end of his fight with Sheev. He had basically won, he had Sheev grasping the edge of a cliff like a Disney villain, a few force jumps back into the fight and Yoda would have had him at his mercy.
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>>88764249
I remember people flipping out at the idea of Obi-Wan having a black daughter/granddaughter.
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>>88764273

>Deleted scene in Ben's hut where Luke trips over a stack of magazines with only black girls
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>>88764147
Watch closer he knocks obi wans blade allnover save for when he plants his feet and braces
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>>88764209
Maybe it's just how you fight when the Force flows through you and you have no saber training.

Or maybe it's a kind of instinctive Dark Side style. I've suspected for a while that Rey may have been using the Dark Side when she was growing in the Force in TFA. It is awfully quick and easy for her, isn't it?
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>>88764209
>his face and his arm motions
My sides
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>>88764278
Looks like Anakin wasn't the only one seduced by the dark side!
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Oh god, I just realized something.
Carrie Fisher's mother lost the will to live just like how Princess Leia's mother lost the will to live.

I don't want poetry. Not like this.
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>>88764249
There was a huge amount of butthurt over that. I got mad too, mainly because I thought Obi shouldn't have kid
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>>88764290

Someone mentioned this in an earlier thread. All those people that said it was a shit idea and "unrealistic" probably feel a little silly now

>>88764293

Maybe Obi-Wan just figured "fuck it, the order is fucking gone."
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>>88764192
>i want more alien characters

>removes only makor alien charachter in the movie
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>>88764308

Because I'd make Poe a Rodian or something instead so he at least looks interesting instead of being boring character wise and visually. Probably imply Phasma was some kind of alien too.
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>>88764293
I was really disappointed when it turned out that Lupita Nyancat & Brianne of Tarth was a not Yoda, the worst stromtrooper ever, and they barely have any screen time.
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>>88764323
>Osaac Isaac
>boring visually
Phasma could still be an alien. Nothing too nonhuman, but a Chiss or something.
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>>88764192

>part Duex

I mean part three, fuck.
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>>88764290
I realized the same thing
at Christmas with family
no one heard or cared though
>>88764289
kek
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>>88764335

Nah we already have Thrawn for that in the shows/comics. Maybe Kel' Dor.

Oscar Isaac astounds me at how much they tried to make him a big deal and he just fell flat
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>>88764349
That would hide her face too much. They hired her and promoted her as a major character, I think they'd go with something where she's recognizable.
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>>88764361

They really oughta hide her face though, they at least did that part right
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>when you realize you'd make a terrible Jedi and an even worse Sith

it's a pilot's life for me
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>>88764272
Emhe is a small old man who took a nasty fall.

Even as a kid i saw that scene and figures he broke some thing.

The story of the fight was that palpatine was stronger in force powers, but yoda like mace had him in saber combat

At everybturn sheev kept trying tonget distance while yoda pressed his advantage and tried to close the gap

Just as yoda finaly manged to get back into cqc with sidious they had their big force clash.

Sidous was able to stay on the high ground cause 4 fingers for the win, yoda's alien biolgy fucked him he couldnt keep his grip and had a long way to fall
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>>88764349
>Oscar Isaac astounds me at how much they tried to make him a big deal and he just fell flat
To be fair, that's not his fault. They saved his character from dying and then forgot to give his role any actual meat.

They really shouldn't have tried to market him as the third main character, though.
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>>88764367
>implying Gwendoline isn't a nice pure qt
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>>88764372
>poe is the asami of star wars
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>>88764349
>fell flat
>literally all anyone talked about for TFA's entire runtime in theaters was how great Finn and Poe were together and how they didn't care about Rey
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>>88764372

It was like they tried to make him their new, slightly rogueish, Han type character, but just said fuck it halfway through and focused on everyone else. Maybe they didn't want to kill him off too soon to waste an actor like him?. His lines were pretty forgettable except his shitty quip at the start.
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>>88764390

I haven't heard one thing about Poe from anyone that wasn't yaoi shippers online. Even the two yaoi shippers I know in real life called Oscar Isaac "kinda hot, but he sucked in the movie."
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>Episode 8
>Finn is on a mission to casino planet
>Meets the asian girl's character
>Phasma is there and gets wind of them
>game of cat-and-mouse between Finn/Asian and Phasma in that up-scale night scene setting like casino royale
>Phasma shoots asian girl to death as revenge on Finn for his little "I'm in charge now Phasma" quip and the trash compactor
>Do you feel in charge?
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>>88764381

Eh, White girls aren't my thing.
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>>88764368
>Implying pic related won't happen to 4chan's most esteemed pilot
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>>88764372
He also happens to actually be a pretty great actor. Watch "A Most Violent Year." He's also not bad in "Ex Machina."

It's just that of late he's been injected into special effects summer blockbusters. He was particularly bad as Apocalypse.
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>>88764372
The problem was having the three main characters broken apart.

You got the entire Death Star sequence from A New Hope to have Luke, Leia, and Han work together. In Force Awakens Poe and Rey never even interact.

Also the original three were all working together towards roughly the same goal, get off the Death Star and back to the rebel base. In Force Awakens you've got Poe playing the role of the good soldier, Finn defecting and trying to run away, and Rey constantly ignoring her main character call to adventure to try and get back to fucking Jakku.
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>>88764400

You weren't around at release then. People fucking LOVED Poe and Finn's bromance and were hoping since Rey fucked off to Luke that VIII will be all Poe and Finn.
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>>88764390
Don't get me wrong, Finn and Poe had a great dynamic for the brief time they were together. Poe's just really boring on his own, and you can tell that they didn't really know what to do with him beyond how good a pilot he is.
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>>88764424
Only on tumblr
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>>88764424

I WAS around at release. I was here months before and after the release too. A lot of people liked Rey before the "Mary Sue" complaints started and Poe wasn't that big of a deal except for a few posters that really liked him. The same way nobody in real life gives a fuck about Agent Coulson and there was a vocal minority of people on here that talked about how awesome he was when Avengers released.
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>>88764417
>ignoring her main character call to adventure to try and get back to fucking Jakku.
I did get an honest laugh out of Finn saying "why does everybody want to go back to Jakku?!"

I almost feel like if Finn had just gone off with Crimson Corsair he might have had a more interesting life than what we'll see in the movies
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>>88764404

Make it happen.

Alternatively

>Episode 8
>Luke finishes training Rey
>"Alright, you need a new old, out of shape guy for you to adventure around with."
>Rey smiles, thinking about traveling with Luke
>"But since my brother-in-law is dead, and I'm going to the casino planet for a few days, I'm assigning you to hang around Kyle Katarn.
>Camera pans over to an even older Kyle, who is all CGI
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>hey Windu, Palpatine is the sith lord
>woah really? I'll go round up a few guys to arrest him
>shouldn't I come with you?
>no Skywalker, you stay here, if what you've told me is true you'll have earned my trust

Should've taken him with you Mace. You fucked up.
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>>88764494
I would put money on the fact that one of Luke's students (either dead or now a member of knights of ren) will have the name Katarn

they'll mean it as an olive branch, but it will have the opposite effect
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>>88764462
Cant we get a corsair comic.
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>>88764494
>Kyle, who is all CGI
using his model from in game
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>>88764501
wouldn't he have betrayed him either way? Sheev convinced him to do it, wasn't the best scenario Anakin not being there?
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>>88764501
Mace thought he could handle it


He could but he didnt think anakin would fuck him over
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>>88764524
The best case scenario was for Anakin to see Sheev whip out a RED lightsaber, the same color as the lightsabers of all the bad guys he's faced, and then attack and murder three Jedi in the span of thirty seconds. I think that would have snapped Annie out of his fondness for Sheev.
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>>88764514
>>88764520

>Kyle and Jan are a bad influence on Rey and make her say bad words like "Sithspit"
>Rey gets mixed signals from how often Kyle laughs while using Force Lightning and Grip
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>>88764351
Don't blame nu-canon for that. It was also in Legends to some degree here and there.
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>>88764518
He already got a book, so I'm sure we will eventually

His design is just too cool. I'd like to see an episodic adventure comic where Corsair gets into the weird far-flung mysteries of the galaxy

>Crimson Corsair and the Stash of Gunray
>Crimson Corsair and the Ghost of Malachor. He comes across a ghost-ship in space captained by Nihilus and crewed by his mindless servants, an ancient ghost forced to wander the dark reaches of space for all time. As another anon put it days ago, like the Flying Dutchman in space. I love that idea and it's now my headcanon of where/what Nihilus is.
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>>88764538

Or if Sheev mentioned saving Padme and the kids.

And then Windu just mentions that they have hospitals to prevent women from dying in childbirth, and that the force isn't needed for everything. Sheev then gets kicked out of his skyscraper.
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>>88764547
What was the post?
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>>88761705
Not even close, you wish that was how far they went in over the topforcerelatedbullshit
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>>88764562
Mace didnt know anakin was witb padme.

He had no clue wbat sheev was talking about and was focusing on not dying

Which is why he said "don't listen to him
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>>88764562
Hey /co, all of sheevs plans relied on this one moment going right, what are some funny scenarios in which he fucks it up and everything is ruined?
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>>88764563
Someone claiming Suit-Vader being stronger as Pre-Suit Anakin was nu-canon bullshit.

Not sure why he thought that. Vader's potential was cut by his injuries (or more accurately the PTSD he got from them), but he still could get more powerful. Just not as much as when he could still masterbate with a flesh-penis.
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>>88764562
>Sheev realizes he's cornered
>"Only I can save your WIFE PADME and stop her from dying in CHILDBIRTH, because you knocked her up and have been hiding it from everybody"

dick move Sheev, Windu wasn't supposed to know!
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>>88764588
>That image

Fuck
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>>88764589
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>Isn't that a Sith name?
>No, it's totally unrelated to the Sith.
>I'm pretty sure that's a Sith name.
>Do you want to know what I have to say or not?
>I have to talk to the Council really quick.
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>>88764589
Anakin accidentally trips on his robes while power-walking into Sheev's office and breaks his neck, dying instantly
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>>88764612
>>88764602
>>88764562
I'm gonna start screencapping some of this shit
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>>88764616
I can actually hear Mace's response to that happening. And it's pretty much just a twenty minute Sam Jackson belly laugh.
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>>88764601
Medichlorians are now tied to who has the biggest dick, which is the reason a black man got on the council at all.
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>>88764589
>Dooku overthrows him unexpectedly
>Takes Asajj as his apprentice
>They die when Palpatine isn't helping the Separatists
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>>88764627
He composes himself at the 10 minute mark just long enough to say
>He was the chosen one! He was going to bring balance to the force...and he lost his balance
before going right back into hysteric laughter

Even Sheev can't help but chuckle
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>>88764644

>And he lost his balance

Not bad
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>>88764644

>Sassee Tinn and Kit Fisto start to chuckle a little bit
>This enrages Palpatine and the fight begins anew when he just zaps one of them
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>>88764589
>vong show up right as bothbsides are just about spent

>jedi and sith have to band together and sheeve has to scramble to fix this mess
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>"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!"

>"Well that's an interesting viewpoint Anakin, why do you say that?"

>"Uh...well, I, I didn't think you'd actually humor me."

Seriously though, the Jedi were fucking evil for telling Anakin he couldn't bang Natalie Portman when she was totally willing.
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>>88764589
>You must embrace a larger view of the force, including the dark side, only then will you be strong enough to save Padme
"Actually, we've been having some problems lately. I'm not sure it's going to work out."
>Oh...so, you don't want to save Padme?
"I'm thinking I'll just roll the dice and hope for the best"
>Ah. I see. Is there anything else you want that can only be achieved through the dark side?
"You're a sith lord and I'm telling Windu"
>fuck
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>>88764669
>Seriously though, the Jedi were fucking evil for telling Anakin he couldn't bang Natalie Portman when she was totally willing.
This. This a thousand times! If Yoda had just let the Padawans get laid once in a while maybe his golden years wouldn't have been spent in some monster infested swampy shithole. He could of retired anywhere else! Like Florida!

Wait.
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>>88764688
1. we wait to page 10
2. you forgot literally everything for the OP
>>
What 'What if' scenarios do you want them to explore in the comics? I want to see what would have happened had Padme survived, personally. Or if Anakin decided to kill Sheev after killing Obi-Wan, like in that RotS alternate ending. Or both of those mixed together.
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>>88764669
I get the feeling Anakin was making it into a bigger deal than it was

If he had just come out and told the council
>Look, I'm married to senator Amidala and we're expecting children. I know - no attachments - I made a mistake. Look at her, you know you'd do it too.

The council would have cut him some slack. It's not like they would have murdered the children. Worst case is Anakin would have been asked to leave the order.
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>>88764708
If Obi-Wan had actually listened to Dooku on Geonosis and joined him
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>>88764715

>Everyone is cool with it til Sheev is wrecked
>"But seriously Anakin, we need you to le-
>"Yeah fuck you guys I'm leaving anyway"
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>>88764589
same guy who posted that, I just thought of something
Hey palpatine, why have you been so nice to me?
Oh well,uhhhh you're... a very powerful jedi?
Why would you pick someone to be friends with because they were a powerful Jedi, and also try to tell me stories about an ancient sith who happened to try and solve the same problems I'm trying to solve, therefore making me conclude the only solution is to become a sith?
Well, because, I'll uhhh... I'll let you bang Natalie when the council won't?
Yeah things aren't even working out I think I'm gonna have to go tell the council
Fuck
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>>88764732
I'll make my own jedi order with blackjack and hookers
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>>88764730
I think this ultimately would've led to another Darth Vader situation, except with Anakin being in a healthy body. And with kids, potential heirs to the Sith title.
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>Anakin and Padme come clean to the council
>Everyone is silent
>Obi-Wan pipes up
>"Well that's very brave of you Anakin, but we need to deliberate further o-
>They interrupt by going into full detail about their sex life and the freaky force/robot arm stuff they do in bed
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>>88764707
sorry my dawg first time as OP of one of these threads I'm trying here
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>>88764708
if Qui-gon had taught Anakin instead and Obi-wan died on Naboo
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>>88764708
What if Maul killed Qui-Gon and fucked off before Obiwan could kill him?

See: >>88762041 as an example.
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>>88764708
see>>88764746
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>>88764669

The Jedi were also evil for making Anakin rock that awful fucking rat tail instead of his baller-ass, scruffy adventuring hair.
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>>88764785
Just delete the thread and wait for someone else to make it at the right time
>>
IMPERIAL'D
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>>88764669
>>88764697
The Jedi aren't celibate.
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>>88764813

No, they just forbid attachment. Which is the best part of fucking someone you actually like.
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>>88764821
there is no try
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>>88764708
I want more What Ifs that end with Sith/Dark Side Leia.
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>>88764842
>"Lord Vader."
>"Yes Tarkin, what is it?"
>"While sifting through the remains of Alderaan, one of our garbage disposal droids recovered the Organa's safety deposit box."
>"Of what concern is this to me?"
>"The names on these two-decade old adoption papers."
>"....."

Cue Vader's Papa-instincts kicking in over Leia instead of Luke and the rest writes itself.
>>
>So, you have a twin sister!
>oh god Leia is my daughter
>the torture room. I did things.

Vader was definitely conflicted during the final duel, but not for the reasons you'd think
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>>88764888
>Vader crashes his tie ship in the rebellion hq, kills off several rebels with coffee in his hand, runs up to Leia and hugs her, telling her good morning as she fails to escape his robotic grasps. He hands her keys to her new spaceship, and puts on a tie.
I want this to happen
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>>88764910

>"No wonder why I so willingly had a tea party with her."
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>>88764910
Have you ever heard the ANH radio drama? There's this bizarre sexual undertone to the interrogation scene. It even ends with an officer checking in and Vader screaming "NO GET OUT" like he was just caught fapping.
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>>88764951

Maybe torture is just intimate to Vader.

>"You have no idea how nice it is to talk to someone that isn't a stormtrooper or an officer"
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>>88761345
CW Anakin was great.
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>>88764965
>"You know, my wife used to tie me down like that and....well never mind."

And no doubt someone here is fapping to this idea even as I post it.
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>>88764993

>It's actually Vader tied down instead of Leia
>Instructs Leia to torture him
>She promises to tell him anything just to make the creepy shit stop
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>>88764987
TCW really nailed the dual-characterization of "noble war hero" and "reckless youth with deep-seated emotional issues"

You can tell it's what Lucas wanted to come across in the actual movies, but simply didn't have enough hours to show it

little moments in TCW like Anakin being shitty to R2's replacement the same way a kid says "I don't want a new dog!" did wonders for him
He's dedicated to saving his friend R2, but at the same time he's showing that he's emotionally immature
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>>88764708
>>88764730
I wanted to see that one

Also I wanted to see one where Luke agrees to work with Vader to get his friends back or something. Have the Rebellion turn into an Empire civil war with Vader vs Sheev as the Rebels aren't sure if they should help Vader or not.
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>>88765040
Shit that's good
Luke would obviously be more gung-ho about helping Vader than anyone else, leading to conflict within the rebels themselves

Don't the nu-canon books explore this a little? Luke fully accepts Vader's redemption but Leia thinks it's bullshit right? She never forgives Vader even after learning he's her dad.
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>>88763381
Because that is a hell one of a dark side choice
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>>88765061
I remember there was a comic where Vader joins the Rebels, but I was thinking of Luke joins Vader's empire trying to shape it from within.

I don't know which comic has Vader joining the Rebels though, I feel like I should look that up and read it.
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>>88765008
>"Alright, the Rebels are on Yavin IV."
>"Are you sure? The Princess lied to us once before you know."
>"I am certain."
>"Very good Lord...um...is that a whip?"
>"...What?"
>"Your lightsaber. It looks like a whi-Hhhrrrk!"

>>88765061
>Don't the nu-canon books explore this a little?
Old canon too. Leia eventually found Shmi's journal, which humanized Vader to the point where she could eventually come to terms with him.
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>>88765061
Yeah. She doesn't want to hurt Luke's feelings so she doesn't outright say it to him, but she finds it hard to forgive everything he did just because he had a sudden change of heart right before he died. In her mind Bail Organa is still her father, Vader was a monster and "Anakin Skywalker" is just a distant name she feels no connection to.
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>>88765082

>Shmi's Journal
>"I keep finding that Padme girl giving Annie baths."
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>http://abc7.com/entertainment/lightsabers-illuminate-anaheim-in-memory-of-carrie-fisher/1678209/

Carrie Fisher's death was the best thing that ever happened to Disneyland's lightsaber sales.
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>cartoon set between RoTJ and TFA with Filoni at the helm
>get to see the rise and fall of Luke's academy, formation of the new republic etc.

Are we getting this? We should get this
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>>88765086

I'm glad they addressed that at least. He's tormented and subjugated the entire galaxy for the last two decades but Luke comes back from an exploding Death Star and says NO HE WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD GUY and everyone is supposed to take it at face value and move on. I bet there were a lot of people who wanted to piss on that bonfire they had for him.
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>>88765099
I almost keked, good show lad.
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>>88764042
Doc and Marty
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>>88763282
another happy landing
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>>88764278
Yep. And then they wasted the actress. Literally.
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>>88765126
It's too small of a time period for Filoni to work on, imo. Besides, he's got rebels to work on, and even though I don't like it that much, I don't doubt he'll be making even more star wars content.
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>>88765168
Too small of a time period? It's 30 years
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>>88763632
they just look so fucking dumb spinning every 2 seconds
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>>88765168

It's literally more time than is between Ep3 and ANH
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>>88765174
fucking hell I forgot my bad it's 3:27 am rn for me, anyway I guess yeah it's a fine prepostion.
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>>88765200
No dumber than Obi-Wan in ANH
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>>88761260
I see where this is going.
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>>88765210
never his mind on where he was, what he was doing!
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>>88764198
>if was Cham and his fucking rebels
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>>88765238

>Vader mentions he wishes he could still do that
>Two old men stop fighting with lazer swords and bond over their lost youth
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>>88765238
disagree, a lot dumber
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>>88765324
Obi-wan may have maimed both Maul and Vader, but neither of them will have old ben's prostate problems

so who really won
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>>88765238
My in-universe explanation for the stiffness of ANH duel is that Obi-wan has completely given up on his defensive style and spends the whole fight trying to stab directly at Vader's face and chest

This catches Vader off-guard so he just guards extremely cautiously until he can push Obi-wan into a more open area

but then Luke shows up, Obi-wan throws the fight, yadda yadda

also Obi-wan got his ass kicked so hard and so often during the clone wars (movies and cartoon) that all of his joints must be severely bone-spurred to hell
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>>88765397

I always figured that Obi-Wan and Vader were so connected to the force at that point in their life that their duel was more about head games and predicting the opponent's next move. They wouldn't have to bother flipping around and shit.
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>>88765405
That too, which is probably more what Lucas was going for. A fight between two master samurai who circle eachother looking for an opening and it ends in one or two strikes

In a weird way, Old Ben vs. Vader might be the most advanced duel in the series. It just doesn't look like it.
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>>88765405
>>88765414
That is quite literally intentional.

It's also exactly what was happening at their duel on Mustafar, but at a much faster pace because they were both physically in their prime.

Vader of course, is still agile, mostly due to his strength in the dark side, whereas Obi-Wan is withered by ANH.

Vader's attitude in the fight makes me feel like he knew Obi-Wan had no chance, he was slowing down to meet Obi-Wan's new "techniques".
>>
>>88765414

I think that's why Yoda and Sheev looked so clunky in comparison to Anakin and Obi-Wan. They tried to be fancy at the start, but then they got tired quick and goofy shit like Palpatine falling over chairs from force pushes happened.

I'm not saying it was POTTERY, but there was a bit of a difference in the fights.
>>
>>88765435
>Vader's attitude in the fight makes me feel like he knew Obi-Wan had no chance, he was slowing down to meet Obi-Wan's new "techniques".

"Your powers are weak old man"
"You should not have come back"

Yeah he absolutely knew Obi-wan didn't have a chance. Almost feels like he was humoring him a little. Like he wanted to see for himself just how far Obi-wan had fallen.
>>
>>88765473

I feel like Vader realized he had been played a little when he kicked around the robe though.
>>
>>88765486
I always laugh when he steps on the robe because Vader has never seen any shit like that before and must be thinking
>what the fuck did you do, Obi? What is this?
>>
>>88765500

>Body disappears completely
>Vader is silent for half a second
>"....oh you motherfucker."
>Stars frantically searching the robes for a tiny Obi-Wan or some other crazy force shit
>>
>>88765519
After Rogue One, I realize just how lucky Luke was that he shot the door control and locked the hallway before Vader could get through

He was about to murder everything in that hangar
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>>88765500
I like to believe he was thinking, "Dude, I hit him with my hate and anger so hard he VAPORIZED. Shit, son, the Emperor will have to teach me his aerial spin move now!"
>>
>>88765531

>Makes everyone take off their helmets to be sure Obi-Wan didn't force teleport into a Stormtrooper armor
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>>88765539
>gets on hands and knees checking each individual mouse droid
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>>88765539
>Sheev asks if he's sure Obi-wan died
>"He was dead, I felt it"
>Now where have I heard that before, Lord Vader?
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>>88765551
>starts patting down Tarkin
>"Vader, what in blazes?"
>"QUIET I HAVE TO MAKE SURE OBI-WAN IS DEAD"
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>>88765560
>Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father...right? You haven't seen him have you? Since the Death Star? I'm just checking for a friend.
>>
>>88765531

Speaking of Vader displaying power, my absolute favorite shit ever is this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzs-OvfG8tE

>The way Vader walks over tired, like "Great, now I gotta do THIS shit again"
>Everyone else silently thinking "oh fuck"
>Tarkin is just tired of seeing it, "Not this shit again"
>>
>>88761993
Of course you need to have toys! You need something to pass on to your kids that will watch over them and protect them from the horrors in the closet.
>>
>>88765566
>He told me you killed him
>WHEN DID HE TEL YOU? WAS IT RECENT? I KNEW IT
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>>88765567
>dem empty seats
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I wonder if Maul was still alive after ANH, and then heard of Obi-wan's death

How do you think he would react?
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>>88765590
holy kek

now the idea of Vader being eternally paranoid about Obi-wan still being alive will never leave me
>>
>>88765611
I think he would find himself oddly sad. And not because he didn't get to kill Obi himself, but because he lost a sort of weird "friendship"
>>
>>88765613

>Vader meditating
>Suddenly hears "You can't win Darth."
>"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT"
>Obi-Wan's ghost sitting behind a wall, trying not to laugh
>>
>>88765618
>Maul tracks down Vader
>"YOU KILLED KENOBI, HE WAS MINE!"
>"KENOBI? WHERE?!"
>>
>>88765613
>>88765620
>Sheev goddamnit you need to teach me the shrinking move
>Vader...what are you...
>THE SHRINKING MOVE! I KNOW YOU KNOW IT! DONT GIVE ME SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT IT BEING LIGHT SIDE ONLY
>>
>>88765627
>SO YOU'RE SAYING OBI-WAN IS DEAD?
>That's what I'm asking you!

who's on first?
>>
>>88765633

>"Get a hold of yourself Vader, you've let your mind become clouded. Return to your meditation chamber at once."
>"As you wish."
>Sheev spins around and wonders how the fuck Vader found out about the shrinking move
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>>88765645
goddamit my sides
classic sheev
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>>88765613
Let's take it to a deeper level of stupid and have Vader convinced that if Obi-Wan told Luke that Vader killed his father that must mean Obi-Wan is Luke's dad, so obviously they had an affair just like his visions showed!
>>
>>88765642
Vader/Maul buddy comedy spinoff when

STAR WARS:THE HUNT FOR DEAD KENBOI
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>>88765661
>KENBOI
what a wonderful typo
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>>88765661

>Movie ends with Ghost Obi-Wan appearing from Force Paradise, just revealing the truth
>Reverts to his wise-ass prequel self, asking shit like "Why couldn't Darth Icky come with you two"
>>
>>88765657
You can't win, Darth. I met Padme first back when she was still a "hand" maiden if you catch my drift
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>>88765685
I can only imagine the banter between Vader and Maul, talking about Sheev behind his back
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>>88765687
Imagine him appearing to Vader as a Ghost
"Hey Anakin, guess who I found in the afterlife? Oh yeah, Padme still looks smoking. Died young. We're making all kinds of magic Force babies. We're thinking about sending one back in time and shoving up your mom. What should we name it? We're thinking about Little Orphan Annie."
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>>88765645
>>88765656
>Throws Sheev down the shaft
>Luke starts to talk
>SHH SHH WAIT DID YOU HEAR THAT
>Father I don't hear anything...
>EXACTLY! HE NEVER HIT THE GROUND. IT MUST BE KENOBI!
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?
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>"Now Luke... level with me. What happened with Obi-Wan? You know, don't you?"
>"Father, is this the time to ask? Isn't there something else you'd rather tell me?"
>"No, you listen, I've spent the last four years going crazy trying to figure out what the fuck happened to Obi-Wan and I'll be damned if I die without knowing, now are you going to fucking tell me or not?"
>>
>becoming more powerful than Vader could possibly imagine really just meant the ability to troll him from the afterlife with no way for Vader to do anything about it
>>
>>88765704

>Anakin appears next to Obi-wan and Yoda at the Endor celebration
>Looks at Obi-Wan
>"Oh shit dude, when did you die?"
>>
>>88765706
is that the chimaera?
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>>88765704
You forgot the blue energy wave.
"Dude, people really do crap midi-chlorians when they die! Aw sick, they smell like burnt ass!"
"Uhm, dad, that's you. You've been cooked a bit."
>>
>>88765716
>Obi-wan rolls his eyes
>"Maul finally killed me"
>"You're mocking me, aren't you Obi-wan"
>>
>>88765098

>Everyone is oblivious to Padme and Anakin being touchy feely in public, just shrugs it off as friendliness
>>
>>88765706
When you become Grand Admiral they allow you to custom spray your ride. With power and privilege comes great pimping.
>>
>>88765710
>when their ghosts are standing together at the end of RoTJ they're muttering insults under their breath while smiling for Luke
>>
>>88765735

>"Enjoy being celibate faggot, I'm gonna go have Padme's ghost force-sit on my face."
>>
>>88765736
>>88765736
>>88765736

The time has come
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>>88765706
Trench would be proud
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>>88765739
>Why don't you try spinning in your grave, that's a good trick
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>>88765741
Bit early but who cares.
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>>88765745

>"Maybe if you had done that on Maul none of us would be ghosts right now."
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>>88765706
A waste of valuable taxpayer money
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>>88761345

I love Anakin.
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