Sixpack and Dogwelder - Hard Travelin' Heroz #5 Storytime

>>88744736
Barry looks so embarrassed that he can't help.

>>88744727
I was gonna storytime this in a few hours, so thanks for saving me the trouble.

>>88744815
;_;

>>88744815
>Aflack
>Thornton
>Willis

I see what they did there.

>>88744797

Jeez, Dogwelder. Where's your esprit de corps?

>>88744830
AND I'LL KISS YOU BRO

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>>88744815
But Sixpack IS a hero. He even have statue of himself in some park.

That was great, thanks for storytiming it

Thanks, OP! Looks like I missed the previous issue.

>>88744727
RIP

>>88744753
This comic is just the fucking best.

>>88744764
EVERY PAGE IS BETTER THAN THE LAST

>>88744727
F

>>88744741
> Roche Hotel
Hey, I got that one!

>>88744802
>censor "God"
>don't censor "Dammit"

>>88744727
Thanks for the storytime, one of the comics I enjoy the most this year!

>>88744741
Tell me about Constantine, why does he wear the helmet?

>>88744883
Especially given who's Willis.

>>88746665
He's the 'ellblazer, innit?

>>88744727
F

>>88746665
Cause he's a bleeding superhero, dontcha know?

>>88744830
The only good Aerosmith song desu

>>88744727
Will the cover to the final issue of this be the last Dillon art ever published?

>>88744736
Really?

>>88744736
>The Doors lyrics

>>88746516
Classic Ennis

>>88744741
>second panel

What does he keep referencing?

>>88744753
LOL!

>>88748385
Constantine doesn't like to be reminded that he's in the Justice League Dark.

good shit op

>>88744764
What in the fuck? How is that not copyright infringement?

>>88744771
PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON, BUENO!

>>88744779
>attacking NASA

true heroes

>>88744782
>that one dude has a dog welded to his face

>>88744809
Sixpack having a breakdown is so weird.

>>88744825
Oh boy this will not end well.

>>88748714
And the woman's dripping some weird liquid from her mouth.

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>>88744736
So that's what they saw at the end of the last issue?

>>88748868
oh fuck I didn't even notice that

What does Japan think about this issue?

Thanks, OP.

>>88748868
bueno

>>88744782
Oh god, Dogwelder actually dogwelded an astronaut.

>>88748868
Jesus

>>88748868
It's the little things that make me love this comic.

>>88744764

how did they get around using that design

>>88749184
Parody is fair use.

>yfw Sixpack takes the Bruce Willis route on the comet destruction mission and just as he's about to die, Tommy and Nate show up to tell him not to be scared and that the afterlife isn't that bad

>>88748924
They don't have translations yet

>>88744815
I like how Dogwelder has the gas tanks on his back instead of the normal astronaut backpack. How is he gonna breath in space? Or does he have the cans on top of the backpack?

>>88744883
jesus, I haven't even noticed that.
Does that mean Dogwelder will definitely not survive this?

>>88744833
What is Rahan doing in a DC comics?

>>88744727
Literally Plebbit: the Comic. Literally.

>>88744883
explain pls?

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>>88754825

>>88754489
Are you literally shaking, Anon?

Sixbump and Dogbumper

>>88744753
Oh shit. Dogwelder's gonna be kill by the end of this mini, isn't he?

>>88748868
B-Bueno?

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>>88754489
That came really close to being good b8.

Has there been a "Master Baytor" joke yet?

>>88744764
Ennis is a genius.

>>88744727
I wonder if Ennis was raped?

>>88757830
>>88758041
Getting some mixed messages here

>>88744736
>the dog stars
Really?

e's gonna weld 'em Stars to the gods, in'ne?

>>88759918
yeh

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When is he going to rape Constantine?

bumping for others

>>88759918
I thought he was gonna weld them together.

>>88744825
oh no