JSA Storytime: Captain Atom

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>>88737825
what was good today because I didn't read shit

I heard the last issue of CW2 was fucking horrible

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>>88737881
you know, Batman shouldn't really phase Major Force, and he *knows* Katana could kick his ass

>>88737881
Zemo was good in Cap. Avril and Wendell showed up too. Deathstroke's still good, Priest introduced a guy named Dr. Villain.

>>88737881

Hulk was surpringly good. Captain Hydra had some disturbingly cute stuff with kid!Zemo and Steve, and weirdly enough Heinrich.

Meanwhile Zub's talking about killing off team members in the letter section of Buckybolts.

>>88737881
>>88737926
Also by and large the Love is Love comic seems pretty decent and I'm glad it was made + benefits a good cause - but man some of those 1 page comics are just weird. There's one about Zeus?? >>88735009

>>88737948
Gotta raise readership somehow. Not like he can kill off Bucky.

>>88737881

The final issue if CW2 was awful enough to get universally panned. Ulysses literally pulled a Poochie.

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>>88737948
>Zub's talking about killing off team members
time for the knives to come out

sigh

>>88737881

Deathstroke, Mother Panic, All-Star Batman, Uncanny Avengers, Hulk

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>>88737986
I'm scanning the storytime and those amazing EXTRA PAGES are basically ads for upcoming other comics?

>>88737881
Why can't the government team just stop the asteroid?

>>88738004

I am at the point where I'll be glad when that mess finally gets cancelled.

>>88737881
CW2 a shit. Ulysses my husbando though so it got me really excited for the possibility of Ewing writing him.

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>>88738035
>not muh Nate, although he's not being too stupid yet

>>88738057
I'm assuming he's going to tie into upcoming cosmic stuff. Ewing wrote his mini, right?

>>88738035
If they are, I wonder if it'll still be Aaron writing the Loki vs. Thor thing. Be interested how he holds up retreading that.

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>>88738062
Waller's seen some shit

>>88737881
CW2 was actual garbage.
Not just the last issue, but the entire thing.
NOTHING got resolved. Just.. things happened.

Also wew, the Love is love threads sure are something.

Matt Bomer wrote a pretty implicated Bruce/Dick one though
>>88736872

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>>88738135
like, good something or...

I don't quite have the cope to dig into that much thread

>>88738177
Think the opposite of good

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>>88738177
it's cedar season, and I can't just go "spend a month in bed" any more

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>>88738201
Yeah, I'll skip that dumpster fire

>>88738093
>I'm assuming he's going to tie into upcoming cosmic stuff.
Fingers crossed!
>Ewing wrote his mini, right?
Correct.

>>88738224
God fucking damn it it's Quasar all over again.

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>>88738224
This is after that one time Kyle decapitated Major Force, right? I always get iffy on Kyle chronology.

>>88737881
Deathstroke was good

Hal & Pals was alright

>>88737956
Yeah what the fuck is up with that Zeus page? dude turned into animals to fuck chicks, I don't think that's the kind of love the title was talking about

>>88738270
It lends itself to that "guys/girls are fucking each other! next they'll be fucking animals!" line to.

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>>88738270
Dude also picked up pretty beardless boys

And I mean, come ON, we know Nate, we know he knows actual military law, this is Batman telling him shit he already knows.

>>88738062
Shouldn't Peej be exactly as strong/fast as Supes? I get favoritism, but... That seems like kind of a big thing to overlook. Like the sort of thing that current Marvel editorial would let pass.

>>88738288
yeah but I think that's the opposite of what most lgbt writers are going for

>>88738300
>Dude also picked up pretty beardless boys
somehow they neglected to mention Ganymede

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>>88738308
note comment on the OP

>>88738177
LEXED

>>88738341
At least Nate gets one moment.

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>>88738359
There is more, although it's....well, we'll get there

if I don't pass out at my desk

LOl who the fuck are these guys

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>>88738379
(skipping the rest of that preview)

at least it's not a NAARGH

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>>88738427
OH SHIT SON SURPRISE JSA

look at how peeved they all are

>>88738202
That bowl cut is not doing PG any favors

>>88738461
Alan looks like his base level of cranky, but Jay looks pretty pissed

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>>88738461
thanks for the tits joke, Jeph

>>88738493
Well it's not like people care about Peeg for any other reasons

>>88738477
Needs to take some fashion tips from Guy.

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>>88738493
no, Hawkman's essential advantage is that he knows weapons and loves them tenderly, and he seems to not really feel pain or maybe just not care

>>88738506
;____;

>>88738427
Is it too much to hope they've been thrown into the future?

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>>88737881
Snotgirl was fucking insane. That ending, man. I'm not sure where O'Malley is planning to take this series but I'm in for the long run.

>>88738540
I expected to hate Snotgirl but I'm loving it so far
idk how I feel about that but I'm in for the ride

>>88738379
EDDIE NO

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>>88738539
>Clark is taking Hawkman somewhere else, but not in the ASTRONAUT COWGIRL style this time

P Craig Russel did a love is love page >>88737227

>>88738379
Man, FUCK Hush Returns. What an awful fucking story that was.

>>88738589
well he could be astronaut cowboy'ing him, it's hard to tell at superspeed

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>>88738589
LOL

>>88738540
I'm definitely interested to see what the mystery ends up like. Sense of paranoia in it is really good.

>>88738598
Fuck Hush in general

That's a shitty character I don't get why people like

Even in Dini's stuff he's the weakest part

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>>88738594
always here for some PCR

>>88738598
I feel they could have nailed down a more pun-y title.

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>>88738647
Oh fuck I gotta to to my LCS tomorrow for SP/DW

>>88738660
I thought it was a pun on Batman Returns, but that would be giving the hack writer too much credit.

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>>88738685
there was also this delightfully awful review of Supergirl: Being Super, that was all "I can't fap to it! Nooo!"

>>88738685
Fuck yeah JSA!

... That's the appropriate reaction, right?

>>88738594
>>88738647
How is PCR's Ring book?

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>>88738735
100%

>tfw the Red Skull ahegao'ed Quicksilver

Whew.

>>88738730
There was a lot of that in the Hulk leak storytime.

>>88738730
He was pretty nervous that a book about a teenage girl was aimed at teenage girls instead of him, yeah

that was one self absorbed review

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>>88738741
Gorgeous, a few really weird choices but I'm nitpicky on things like that; pretty straightforward in terms of adapting the narrative

>>88738741
I like it, it's a very faithful adaptation. If you like stuff that deviates more from the source material there's also Alex Alice's Siegfried (which is fairly faithful as well, all things considered).

>>88738762
It's amazing how pretentious the "it's my waifu and I want to fuck her" sentiment can get.

>>88738760

To be fair it mostly seemed to be one shitposter shitting up the thread.

>>88738730
>>88738762
link?

>>88738806
http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/2016/12/28/supergirl-being-super-1-review/

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>>88738762
"I can only really enjoy things that are explicitly written for my phallocentric perspective and gratification. Why are you looking at me like that?"

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>>88738817
>But more than merely such, I’m referring to the whole host of sensibilities endemic (if not exclusive) to masculinity, an indescribable je ne sais quoi that Loeb’s Supergirl has in spades and Mariko Tamaki’s lacks any hint of.

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>>88738819
ahhhh, the sexy Huntress costume.

>>88738817

I couldn't make it through that review and I didn't even like the book.

>>88738819
>Look, all I'm saying is those underage girls weren't drawn sexy enough!

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>>88738851
I have no opinions on the book, but that review is gonna get pulled out the next time someone wants an example of "shitty opinions about comics"

LOL u got trolled

>>88738750
>>88738819
Hey look, it's Cir-El! Anybody remember her? Anybody...?

>>88738308

No? She's never been as strong or skilled as Supes.

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>>88738879

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>>88738889
The tongue-rape begs to differ.

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>>88738917

>>88738852
Could you imagine it reversed? That's the whole substance of the article too. He gets "book is fine, good even" out of the way and then goes on and on.

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>>88738941
>>88738967
I guess it'd be like me reviewing some punchfest action book and going on about how there's no domestic scenes/dialogue involving feelings, or some shit like that

>>88738642

Heart of Hush was my favorite arc from Dini's 'Tec.

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>>88738941
>Couldn't this be with Power Girl?
Honestly, while this is obviously a horndog comment, it's not such a wrong sentiment. I mean, Conner and Cir are practically siblings, whereas, if I'm not mistaken, this was back when Peeg's conection to Supes was dubious at best. I doubt Loeb was thinking about that when he wrote this scene though.

>>88739010
>Lex grabs a metal pole
>fap

>>88738990
Haha, is that a comment you would be likely to make? I was just thinking like "This Damian book is fine, but he doesn't look fuckable enough"

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>>88739013
Yeah, we already know he's got the PEEJ IS FOR TITS line down pat

>>88739036
>This Super Sons book is fine and all but Jon could really be drawn a bit sexier

>>88739036
That's literally going to be /co/ when Supersons comes out and they aren't shirtless every two pages

>>88739013
I haven't read much Loeb desu but def more in favor of moments like Krypto fights the super-SWAT and Metallo passive-aggressively buries Supes and Bats with a digger arm, on the whole.

>>88739070
>Sure, they shared a shirtless hug in issue #2 but it really wasn't that homoerotic. Who is this book even FOR?

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>>88739043
Okay, we've seen this kind of thing before

>>88739070
>>88739057
oh goddammit, it's true

I was just thinking like what a possible inverse situation would be.

>>88739070
At least we know we're shit.

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>>88739101

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>>88739125
anyone remember THIS?

>>88739160
A comic book series starring Matt Fraction?! Say it ain't so!

>>88739160
I do not remember that
What is it?

>>88739160
can't say that I do

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>>88739176
that's called "Sex Criminals"

Man, I've read some obscure shit, but I don't remember this imprint at ALL.

>>88739203
I'm guessing it was an utter flop because I've never even heard of it

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>>88739227
Wow, it even had Eminem.

>>88739203
>>88739215
>DC Focus was a short-lived imprint of DC Comics. The titles published under this imprint featured super-powered characters who didn't follow the trappings and traditions of classic superhero adventures. Most titles failed to generate significant sales, forcing DC Comics to cancel them. Hard Time lasted the longest. It maintained a DC Focus label during the initial run. "Season 2" debuted under a DC label, confirming that DC Focus imprint was truly defunct.

wikipedia only lists 4 titles, 3 of them under 9 issues, so it was a flop lol

I hope Young Animal doesn't go the same way ;_;
At least the HB stuff is lasting longer than the DC focus thing

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>>88739227
>>88739215
I've never even seen this shit in the bins

>>88739291
Young Animal has all been fairly high quality, but I don't think the sales figures have been great for anything but DP.

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>>88739294
>>88739291
Flintstones comic of the year

>>88739227
They hit the jackpot because they found a Star Wars cosplay costume?

>>88739291
It seems like most of the Young Animal books will last at least 12 issues and they are well received, so hopefully they won't end up defunct in less than a year

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>>88739323
you know what they say about a guy with a big mace

>>88739322
DP is the only good selling YA title, yeah

So it's annoying that it's been delayed until late Jan

>>88739323
This was the best Natasha Irons design ever.

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>>88739351
my eyes just rolled out of my head

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>>88739412

>>88739412
DIE BATMAN
DIE

>>88739412
AW YEAH BOIII
HAWKMAN CONFIRMED SCRUB
BATMAN CONFIRMED PATRICIAN

>>88739412
oh pffft

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>>88739442
not gonna s---oh, never mind

>>88739479
>Armageddon has arrived

>>88739454

https://youtu.be/ExlE7C7afPc?t=143

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>>88739479
1-800-ASS-PULL

>>88739513
I would read the Hawkman cleans up Gotham comic, though

>>88738819
>S-Girl
?

Also not muh Steel

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>>88739537
I would too. It'd be a nice change of pace.

>>88739537
that would be fun

>>88738967
Not drawing teen boys sexy enough is a travesty, though.

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>>88739570
oh look, a President who holds petty grudges and has a hair-trigger temper

>>88739570
>>88739576
First page: Two-Face flips up his coin. Before he can catch it, Hawkman crushes his hand with the mace. In the background, Shayera shoots the Joker.

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>>88739544
I think John Henry was a little indisposed at the time.

>>88739595
>Hawkman flies over the Riddler's traps, beats his head in with a mace

>>88739595
Well she's an idiot then, because she just gave the keys of Hell to the Clown Prince of Crime. Emperor Joker 2, boyos!

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>>88739590
reminder that Power Suit Obama is canon in the Tarot universe

>>88739452
>>88739454
>>88739412
>>88739513
>>88739537
>>88739570

>all this butthurt

Based Loeb

>>88739619
>"I don't understand why these criminals have given you so much trouble for so long, Batman" Hawkwoman says, reloading her gun

>>88738879
Ohhh this was before they started crediting Batman to Finger.

>>88739682
That was earlier this year, no?

>>88739678
It does feel weird to see Batman outright urging Superman to kill. And where Batman is manipulating/tricking someone this comic is pretty explicit about it on the page

>>88739678
What butthurt? I legit prefer Batman over Hawkscrub.

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>>88739644

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>>88739718

>>88738224
I always wondered why Captain Atom has blue boots, but red gloves and red logo. Why not red boots?

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>>88739740
thanks again, Jeph

>>88739681
>Catwoman flirts with Hawkman
>he and Shayera chuckle over how he used a crossbow on her later over dinner

>>88739644
I never understood why he injected himself with kryptonite. I mean, isn't that shit cancerous? Didn't he already lose a hand and a whole fucking body to it?

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>>88739765
okay, this thing is pretty COMICS!, but the second Peej joke of the arc is one too many

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>>88739789

>>88739442
Lex "Cockmongler" Luthor

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>>88739814
HI NATE

>>88739762
He asked General Eiling for red ones.

>>88739789
>this /m/asterpiece never had a toy or statue
Kill me now.

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>>88739841
ha! it fits!

Batman, you are not the expert at absorbing shit and blowing up

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>>88739874
>hole in your armor
que???

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>>88739909
>and now, a quick backstory refresher

>the composite superman/batman rocket ship!
>I wear that stick
Seriously, should've been a Neal Adams comic.

>>88739909
>black haired Lois
Booo!

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>>88739934
Bad Things Happen when Nate's metallic skin gets breached, although I still blame Waid for "he explodes" instead of "it hurts and leaks and is very damaging". But it also takes more power than Batman's packing.

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>>88739981
I could live with never seeing Nate explode again

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>>88740002
>Anti-Life says: have it all!

>>88740015
amen

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>>88740028
;____;

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>>88740069

>>88740069
META
E
T
A

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>>88740093

>>88739939
>staged a terrorist attack
That was Plastique's Canadian crew?

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>>88740137

>>88740137
>Lex Luthor should never have become the President of the United States
>End of story
*cough*

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>>88740159
yeah, this one kind of stings harder right now

>>88740150
I like how he doesn't even mention Vesper. Nice, Loeb.

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>>88740178

>>88740178
This shit was so bizarre to read at the time, like was Loeb implying Lex knew who Batman was? It was never properly explained.

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>>88740200
Oh, Nate's fun is just starting

>>88740212
And now Johns made it so Lex definitely knows who batman is even if the whole world didn't

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>>88740222

>>88738540
Crap, I fell off that when it stopped being story-timed here. Thanks for reminding me!

>>88740222
BOOM TUBES CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

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>>88740260
I want to make a really, really tasteless joke here but I'm not going to

>>88740309
>no headline for Nate

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>>88740309
HINT HINT

Come back tomorrow for:

Nate's Wacky Adventures in the Wildstorm Universe!

thanks for reading

>>88740326
Thanks OP!

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>>88740326
which is holy shit, 9 issues, I dunno why I thought it was six

storytime tomorrow, none Friday, Saturday yes but a bit late

>>88740355
Is this the 'Captain Atom kills the Wildstorm Universe'?

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>>88740382
Captain Atom Curbstomps Everyone, yes

>>88737913
>you know, Batman shouldn't really phase Major Force
He doesn't, he just throws glue at him and keeps going.
>and he *knows* Katana could kick his ass
Sure, but she's not really trying.
>>88738308
Neither is Peej. Is this truly the first time you guys read this one?
See: >>88738202
Katana was literally Batmans insider, and Peej turned coat as soon as Supes asked.

>>88738880
I member! She, Traci 13, and Natasha Irons. It was interesting.

>>88739043
I do love when writers remember that Lex, Joker and a bunch of other villains have actually sold their souls to the Devil, went to Hell and came back. That's a thing that happened.

>>88740444
>expecting anything from JSA casual stortytimes

>>88739590
Yeah, just like Hillary. Thank God she's not the president. That would have put Putin the role of Superman.

>>88739777

Actually Catwoman is on good terms with the Hawks.

>>88740540
>>88740562
>shitposts furiously

>>88740659
See
>>88740540

>>88740659
you didn't HAVE to go and ruin that joke, anon

>>88740700
It wasn't a good joke anyway.

>>88740540
Okay, what are JSA storytimes, exactly?
I usually ignore them , since it's either stuff I've already read, or stuff I'm not interested, but I like this Batman/Superman series so I came in to read.
Are they always this level of stupid?

>>88740800
lol

>>88740800
>this level of stupid
>from the guy who can't even type a coherent sentence

>>88740800
Yes. Usually even worse. No need for you to worry again.

>>88740800
they are storytimes for hipsters as the name implies

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>>88740800
A place to circlejerk around c-list husbandos and waifus.

>>88740862
Forgive english. I am Russia

>>88740874
>>88740904
Ah, makes sense. That's why they're complaining about PG boob jokes.

>>88741082
Kill yourself, mate.

>>88741889
No, you kill yourself.

>>88742016
Wow, amazing retort, Ruskie filth.

>>88742023
>Can't even recognize the I am Russia meme
Fucking newfag, hipster cunt reading comics for the first time in a storytime thread, really? Your mom is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. Now go fellate a shotgun until it shoots it's load in your mouth or else I shall insult you again.

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>Big 2
>Hipster

>>88737825
bamp

Given Cpt Atom's history was referenced kinda surprised they didn't have him mention Angela in his ending monologue there.

>>88739595
>First page: Two-Face flips up his coin. Before he can catch it, Hawkman crushes his hand with the mace. In the background, Shayera shoots the Joker.

And the nuke hiden in gotham explodes..
good work

>>88739712
>It does feel weird to see Batman outright urging Superman to kill. And where Batman is manipulating/tricking someone this comic is pretty explicit about it on the page


No, he is letting his best friend and the guy that he trust the most to do the right thing

>>88745716
>Expecting Loeb to know the history of characters he's shitting all over

>>88748851
one more bump

>>88738379
during that time DC tried to push literally who creators as the next hot shit but failing miserably at it
i remember seeing ad pages like that for the Pander Brothers and Tang Huat or whatever his name is

>>88753076
One great thing about going through old scans with the ads is seeing who and what they gave the ad push and what succeeded and then who are the "fucking who?" types lost to history.

>>88753076
DC's having to do that now since all they have is Snyder but I think they're having a bit more success than they did before