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Same mofo here just to bump but pocohintits always gave me a boner

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>>88737470
>Also which princess have you always wanted to bang as a child/adult?
I'd rather have a meaningful relationship with someone who shares the same interests as I do, but them looking/dressing like a princess would the icing on the cake.

Cinderella or Anna I guess.

>>88737618
Why not queen elsa? Afraid she's gonna snap of your dick with her chilly vag?

>>88737656
I don't find her dress very attractive.

And for God sakes none of you sick mother fuckers say princess leia

>>88737470

Child : Ariel or Belle
Adult : Elsa

Son, the last attempt at this thread barely cleared 60 posts. Take the damn hint.

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They're all pretty bangable. My top three would be Elsa, Belle, and Aurora. In custom Slave Leia costumes.

>>88738303
We can barely tell if women are willing to sleep with us let alone take a hint

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>>88738571
Yeah cross play chicks makes me diamonds

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>>88738641

I also enjoy the thought of having a slave harem. Especially with those outfits. George really knew what he was doing putting Carrie in that number. I love how the bottom is just a loin cloth.

oh my

>>88738725
Holy shit that aurora she maybe all wig and contacts but gawd damn

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Fast pass like a mother fucker the moment the rope drops if you want to get on all the good rides cause by mid afternoon the fast passes run out

>>88737855
So you wouldn't bang a pre-cocaine lookalike?

Also was it here where some dude who dresses up as a mascot talks about how most of the actors end up banging?

>>88738969
Damn she cute

>>88739059
I would certainly bang pretty coke if the opportunity presents itself which it did to Harrison Ford

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How does a 21 year old ride stay so god dang popular??

>>88739553
By being fun.

Been on both IJA and Dinosaur. Same track layout and everything, but IJA blows Dinosaur out the water. The traps, action, visuals, soundtrack, etc. are downright mind blowing. Dinosaur feels like a cheesy time travel ride narrated by a literal who that won't shut up, with underwhelming action and not even a catchy song.

>>88739685
Makes sense, wish they stop dicking around with space mountain..I mean hyperspace mountain

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Would so jizz all over Rapunzel's hair

Went to disney world recently. Don't recommend. Went to theme parks before, but I was not prepared for just how crowded the magic kingdom area would be. Wait lines for almost everything was at least a hour except the real shitty stuff. The food places only had select food at each place so you would have to walk around the map to get what you want.

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Have you guys seen the video for the new iron man ride? its pretty shit, the movie is boring as hell no where near as exciting as star wars or any other motion simulator movie they have done. The queue is kinda nice but still dosent save it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vsYWU-Z68y0

>>88740238
Just think about it. Blondie's hair is long enough to braid and still have plenty of length to use for rope bondage.

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>>88740238
>Tfw you will never fuck your waifus character actor while she is in character and full costume the whole time

Damn it all to hell

>>88737470
I'd fuck Gaston.

The dude always has a super long lines of women, I'm not sure why Disney still refuses to have princes that aren't Naveen or Aladdin out.

>>88740270
>Going at peak Christmas time
lol

>>88738725

>those flat chests

RUINED

>>88738969

Good lord, just how strict are they when hiring people for park costumes?

Can't imagine they'll find multiple perfect Moana cosplayers.

>>88740465
>Can't imagine they'll find multiple perfect Moana cosplayers.
Sometimes their looks will vary, but the College Program feeds Disney a healthy supply of young performers

>>88740431
Fucking this anyone who goes to any disney park during peak times of the month deserves long line hell.

Allways avoid:
Begining of the year
Spring break
Any time close to high school graduations
Any time there are brazilian tourist groups
Summer vacation months/1st 2 weeks of august
Last 2 weeks of november And december

>>88740525
Also wake up early to be there at opening. You can knock out nearly half of the park before noon. Take it easy during the day, then when night time comes, everyones watching fireworks and parades, so hit more rides til park close. Its a formula that has not failed me yet.

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They opened up Big Thunder Trail for crowd flow. Got some really good looks at what they've been building to isolate Star Wars Land from the rest of the park.

>TFW you get stuck with qsfb for your cp when you realllllllllly wanted photopass.
Oh well im still gonna try to bang ariel

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>>88740626
I'm digging these canyon walls.

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>>88740641

>>88740664
Heard they're making the Mos Eisley Cantina which would be fucking amazing!!!

>>88740629
Uhhh flipper Ariel or human Ariel?

>>88740693
Not the Mos Eisley Cantina, but a whole new one.

Star Wars Land is going to be an entirely original planet on the edge of Wild Space. By creating a new planet, they can use classic Star Wars tropes without having it be strictly tied to a specific planet from the movies and having to play favorites.

>>88740409
I'm sure you'd be able to negotiate something at a brothel, provided you pay for the costume and a makeup artist.

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>>88740567
Also insider tip from an uncle who worked at the beach club hotel. If you have your own vehicle and are staying off site go to the beach club hotel and tell the guard you are there for the character breakfast and you can park in the hotel lot the whole day that way you can do both MGM studios and epcot in the same day all you need to do is take the boats from the resort to the mgm entrance and epcot is right next door to the hotel its the World showcase entrance

>>88740409
Uhhh whose that?

>>88740711
Uh both i guess lol

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>>88740806
Vidia from the pixie hollow meet and greet

>>88737470
Ariel. She'd be constantly pregnant if she was my queen.

>going in February
>turns out my boss is going the same week as me

I hope I don't run into her drunk at Epcot. Also, so excited to ride the Tower of Terror over and over. February is the best month.

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>>88740997
Tfw florida fags still get to keep best tower and cali tower will be dead in 5 days

Feels terribleman

Hopefully guardians tower wont fuck up too badly and it will still be a good ride

http://orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/09/01/disneyland-announces-tower-of-terror-closing-date

>>88740238
>Not her feet.

>>88741209
We're apparently not out of the woods yet in Florida either. Guardians of the Galaxy's been tossed around Hot Potato style between Epcot and the Studios. They should just redo Rock n Rollercoaster with Guardians and leave the Tower alone.

>>88737470
None as a kid. As an adult, I want to give Elsa a hug.

>>88740525
Having gone the last day before the AP blackouts, I can vouch for this.

>>88741209
Went during the aforementioned final AP day for this very reason. I wanted to go early, but I went with people who couldn't be bothered to leave until noon.

>>88740626
I went through that path, and I got swarmed by cast members telling me to put my phone away.

>>88741466
>I went through that path, and I got swarmed by cast members telling me to put my phone away.
You should've told them not to open the passageway then.

>>88741463
I feel they've put too much into reprogramming the Florida tower and had it out of service that often to push for that. I'd say for for one of the disused areas or finally finish tearing out River Country and build shit there. Big ass merchants bridge leading to that section of the park.

Or if they really wanted to do a traffic map of Epcot and scrap the one locale that gets the least traffic and reroute that into one of the other parks.

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>>88741669
>I'd say for for one of the disused areas or finally finish tearing out River Country and build shit there. Big ass merchants bridge leading to that section of the park.
I don't think you thought that through.

>>88741669
>>88741701
Supposedly River Country's been designated as potential Disney Vacation Club timeshare space for Fort Wilderness.

>>88742029
Heard for le reddit that disney vacation club is a rip off any truth to that?

>>88737470

I've hot glued both those DI figures.

Therefore, by the transitive property, I've came on both these ladies' hands.

>>88738571
>>88738641
>>88738725

All this week i've repeatedly heard how awful the slave leia costume is. Meanwhile, cosplayers cannot seem to get enough of the costume.

Just more proof feminism is for ugly girls.

>>88742463
Its a time share. So yes it is.

>>88742531
She literally choked her enslaver with the chains of her oppression. Can't get anymore feminist than that. I hate what it's been twisted into today. That bikini is a symbol of empowerment, even if it is sexy. Especially because it is sexy.

And I've gotten some prime creep shots during slut walks. A few feminists are still hot.

>>88742531
Well yea. She killed Jabba the Hutt in that thing. Course its awesome.

>Ladies going commando to be authentic,

Hey more power to them.

>>88742604
I have examined these photos thoroughly and have yet to see the waistband of their panties. These ladies have my full respect for their dedication.

>>88742567
Maybe more chicks would get behind the costume if it was called Hutt Slayer Leia instead.

>>88742680

You'd be surprised. A lot of women are into bondage and submission, even if repressed. Calling her "Hutt Slayer" would remove a lot of the mystique for them. Whereas the imagery of the chains, the forced skimpiness of the costume, and even the name "Slave" makes it all kinds of hot for women. There's a reason why it's an enduring costume, and it's not just because of the attention from nerds at conventions.

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>you will never be able to blatantly show your panties to hundreds of people during a parade and get paid for it

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Why does she get to be so lewd

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>>88742845
Tradition!

>>88742531
I always hated the Slave Leia costume. Just poor design for some reason.

>>88742845
You see the size of those hips? She needs reassurance.

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>>88743087
>Just poor design for some reason.

You say that, but it is an incredibly versatile design that harkens back to the Pulp sci-fi of the era, which is probably why it is so memetic. It's a timeless look, sexy while showing less than beach wear, and is worn during a pivotal moment in the genre, and endures as a contradictory symbol of both empowerment and sexual objectification. It truly is the Rorschach test for sexy cosplay.

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>>88737677

Yeah. I'm sure it is her DRESS you find unattractive.

*Cough*Queer*Cough*

>>88743276
Did she ever give an idea what the exchange over the costume was with George.

For as up his own backside he could get in writing his utter frankness in "this is just how they wear it" I find endearing.

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>>88743456
ebin

>>88743519

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/carrie-fisher-iconic-princess-leia-gold-bikini-costume/

"Fisher said on the narration of the film that Lucas showed her sketches of the design to "frighten me into exercise, I think. He succeeded." In fact, it was so "barely there" that one of the costume's makers was reportedly dismissed from the job after expressing a little too much enthusiasm for the measurements he would have to take for the bottoms.

Fisher later told People that she was "nearly naked, which is not a style choice for me. … It wasn’t my choice." "

>>8874359
Weight problems prior to slave bikini? Wasn't she in full coke mode then?

>>88737470
>As a child
Probably Aurora and Ariel.

>adult
All the blondes, Ariel, and Mulan.

>>88738571
Slave Leia is such cancer. So glad Fisher died.

>>88743788

Indeed she was. But I think the exercise comment was just because of the amount of skin she had to show. Even Hugh Jackman probably feels a bit self conscious about his middle before every Wolverine shoot.