Uncanny Avengers #18 Storytime:

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>>88735495

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>>88735513
Ah, the good old days.

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>>88735543
I'm don't think that's how you gain someone's powers Johann.

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>>88735585
The greatest disguise, pretending to be yourself.

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>>88735660

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>>88735723
This is what happens when you don't have ghosts watching you back 24/7.

>fighting a psychic madman
>not recruiting a robot

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>>88735855
Robots, after what happened with Pymtron and Vision's family.

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>>88735891
Has Johnny done anything of note on this team? You'd think after years of being the only FF member to not be an avenger he would step his game up.

>>88735926
He's mostly just been complaining about how the Unity Squad isn't as fun as the F4 were.

>>88735723
I don't know why but this page really disturbed me
He really looks mindfucked

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>>88735926
Synapse is pretty cute.

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>>88736034
Because he's being properly mind fucked, not like those half-assed mind fucks that most villains hand out.

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>>88736087

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>>88736123

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>>88736219
Skull had this planned out really well.

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>>88736272

>>88736272
>Possessed by Cthon
>Possessed by Skull
Is Pietro the new Wanda?

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>>88736305
Somebody has to be it, and Wanda's too busy searching for another set of new parents.

>>88735495
Can we get Moon Girl and Thunderbolts later?
Would ask for Hulk, but that has been leaked early already. Was good, though.

>>88736366
Thunderbolts was done twice. Ones in the cap America thread.

>>88736366
Thunderbolts already got storytimed twice, once in a thread about Ghost and in the current Captain Hydra thread.

>>88736035
PSYNAPSE IS CUTE!
C U T E !

>>88736424
Ah, that explains why I didn't see it.
Thank you.

>>88736444
Why the hell would people keep hiding their storytimes?!

>>88736366
>Thunderbolts
Thunderbolts was done over in the Captain HYDRA storytime.

>>88736463
Yeah, I did the Thunderbolts storytime in my Cap storytime on a whim. Should have made a new thread in hindsight.

>>88735513
Fuck, it's the end of 2016 and I'm still getting Rick Rolled

>>88736485
Yeah, that would be appreciated.
I figure I'm not the only one skimming the catalog for today's storytimes.
Otherwise we would not get to easily pirate comics we want to support but won't buy anyway.

>>88736358
is that it?

>>88736564
I think we have at least 2 more pages.

>>88735723
>You're a worthless brother-father-avenger
When was the last time Pietro interacted with his daughter? Has he even bothered telling her not to call Magneto "grandpa" anymore?

>>88735926
I can't believe that after 18 issues the Torch and Pietro never once had a real interaction and brought up Crystal.

>>88736649
Uncanny X-Factor or whatever it was called. The series with Quicksilver and Gambit.

>>88736087
Wuality (Nazi)german mind -fucky, they do not do it like they used to.

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>>88736358
Sorry about that, had to go take care of something.

>>88736724
No worries, thank you.

>>88736358
I'm still so unaccustomed to Wade being written well in a team book.

>>88736724
I wonder why she never played "Ah fucked your dad" card against Wanda

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>>88736724
Taking charge and making plans, is much better than moping about how you can't touch people.

>>88736724
Why don't they call SHIELD while they're at it? Surely they'd be very happy to take out the Red Skull too.

>>88735543
Charles is back again?

>>88736774
Because Wanda played the "you fucked my dad, you really are pathetic" card first.

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>>88736779
Let's keep this thing rolling along.

>>88736774
I wonder how Magneto feels now that he knows that he wasn't ogling his teenage daughter back when Wanda was a member of the brotherhood?

>>88736779
Conveniently omitting Vulcan, Darwin and co, ain't ya Rogue?

>>88736828
Why would anyone cosplay as Sam Nova? Also, that's kind of creepy.

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>>88736829
Nobody wants to remember those losers.

>>88736799
Flashback, buddy.

>>88736799
flashback

give Chuck another year or so

>>88736883
I meant more along the line of the people that Charles Xavier sent to their deaths and then brainwashed everybody into forgetting.

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>>88736883

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>>88736927
All according to keikaku.

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>>88736958

>>88736358
Is this metacommentary about Deadpool selling better than Avengers?
>>88736366
>Moon Girl
You realise that asking for Moon Girl storytimes on /co/ is like asking for shitpost threads, right?
Once it finally gets cancelled I'm going to storytime the whole thing so people might realise that it's not actually bad.

>>88736958
Do modern depictions of Xavier not have his long slightly sinister eyebrows?

>tfw the payoff is Bob coming back to save humanity

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>>88735543

>>88736990
Wait, since when does the Red Skull have red hands? He's always had normal hands, regardless of whether or not his face is a mask or his real face.

>>88736958
great plan Rogue

>>88736927
>>88736958
Oh, for God's sake, Rogue.

>>88737027
Something, something, Kobik.

>>88736958
>>88736927
>>88736883
Wait a minute, I don't get these pages.
So Deadpool didn't appear at all, or did he actually appear, yet shoot a false Skull, or Red Skull actually made him miss the blank.

Seriously, if the artist's intention was to give us as such a mindfuck as Rogue's having, then he made a damn good job at it.

>>88737027
Mood lighting?
Makeup for a more consistent brand?
Movie synergy?

>>88737074
Deadpool isn't there. As Rogue points out, Deadpool being there wasn't the plan. Skull's just mindfucked her.

>>88737027
He takes a bath in red dye, helps to sell the look more.

>>88737078
I don't think we ever saw movie Red Skull's hands, or any part of his skin aside from his face.

>>88737074
>>88737091
I imagine that is a flaw in the Skull's mind-fuckery that will come back later.

"But Rogue, I was getting your ex boyfriends like you told me to"
"Oh yeah..."

Though I'm a little pissed that she had such a negative reaction when Magneto beat Skull's skull in with a rock and was just "good job Wade!" at this. Probably can leave it to mindfuckery.

>>88736035
that thigh gap, nnnnnnngh

>>88737016
I don't think it's likely since Bob is likely Madcap's host atm

>>88737212
He means Bob Reynolds, the Sentry.

>>88736740
It's happened frequently in the last few years. Uncanny X-Force, for example.

>>88737193
Once she got over the shock she pretty much told Magneto he was right.

>>88737193
that was just Remender fucking up. like that Alex speech

>>88737193
>Inb4 Rogue is actually outkeikakkuing Red Skull thanks to Wonder Man bullshit.

That would actually be a big surprise, though, and it would imply that current Marvel cares about Wonder Man, so it's obviously not gonna happen.

>>88737313
Well, yeah, that was the other one.

Still unaccustomed, though. Maybe I adapt slowly.

>>88736861
Thats actually Sam and yes he's that dumb

>>88735926
I had and still have the impression that Duggan really wants to do something with him, but after all this event related stuff, and then the priority of making the Red Skull plot advance, I guess he just has postponed it.

>>88736087
>That decorative out of the blue Hawkeye costume
That's the most random thing I've seen in this book so far. What the heck.

>>88737074
creating an illusion of wade siping red skull caused Rogue to unintentionally relax her psychic defences enough for Red Skull to slip in and whammy her

>>88737028
I think she's just playing along, knowing DP wasn't there. It's probably a trap she layed for him.

>>88736724
Sometimes I love Wade.

>>88737734

It was too little to ask that DP saves the day because of his skills and not random hijinks.

>>88736958
Basically X2's "kill all the mutants" girl/Jason Stryker, but in reverse.

>>88737742

Is Rogue the only X-Men that actually gets along with DP? I know Domino/Cable do but they're not mainline X-Men

Logan has only ever seemed to tolerate wade, as if his existence irritates him by being.

>>88736087
Damn Wade can't get over Cap firing him.

Red skull vs captain keikaku who will win

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>>88735585
Haha. I love this.

Uncanny Bumpers

>>88736123
>I can't tell which
Well don't worry, its a short list

>>88735585
This page actually makes me wonder why no effort was made to recover Charles' body. It's been sitting in that S-Men school for years now.

>>88736358
Is Deadpool/Spidey not canon? Wade is healthy again in that book

>>88742022
It may or may not be, and we don't know exactly when it takes place or if it's kinda slotted in somewhere and will wrap itself up before any other book references it.

>>88740591
Because they cannot stop pissing on that man's grave I guess.

>>88742133
My guess is Remender wanted Uncanny to focus on the Apocalypse Twins at first but was forced to do Red Skull stuff first, there's too much stuff about that half of the run that was unresolved.

>>88742022
Hasn't the entirety of D/S taken place in, like, less than a week?

>>88737002
Is that why i never get to see it? I got lazy this year with downloads/torrents so I'm extremely far behind on some comics compared to normal if they aren't storytimed.

>>88737527
>>88735926
He had that great moment in the first arc where he thought of getting the college kids to create a vaccine to Shredded Man's plant infestation after remembering Reed.

>>88736676

Why would they? Pietro has good reason to hate Crystal's guts and probably doesn't like talking about her, while Torch is busy banging her older sister. Besides, neither character has really gotten much focus so far, and especially lately it's been the Rogue and Deadpool show.

>>88742301
That was just the previous arc right? The new one with the weird thing that calls them daddy is past that

>>88743411
Nah Wade is still handsome in that arc

>>88736272
Why is his arm metal again?
I distinctly remember his arm being fixed in Cable & X-Force run

>>88738076
Wade has also a good relationship with Syrin and Banshee. Up to being Syrin's booty call
although they are both out

>>88744276
He kinda got reset a little in Deadpool & Cable.

>>88736779
Rogue is cute. CUTE

>>88736958
Makes sense. This is exactly why she told Wade to sit out and to go find Gambit and Magneto

>>88744498

>not taking DP into the boss fight with his ability to mess with mind walkers.

It was a bad plan. Now he will need an army to stop skull and his toon army.

>>88744544
There's no way Skull didn't have a contingency plan for Deadpool. Not a chance in hell

>>88736035

You know what? This artist may not be as good as Pepe, but it's close enough in quality that I'm not upset by his absence from this issue. If the art chores were to go back and forth between these two guys I wouldn't complain.

>>88736035
God fucking damn dark lipstick is hot

>>88736123

Okay, Janet. Time to get giant-sized in a hurry!

>>88736302

That's some good tanking there, Wade. Once again he proves himself an asset to the team.

>>88736883

>It would have been hilarious to watch you kill your teammate.

God, I love the Skull as a villain. He's just so nakedly, hatefully full of malice. What other villain is so utterly amoral without also being some simpleton like Carnage?

>>88737212

Oh god I hadn't even thought of that, but it would be the most perfectly horrible reveal, wouldn't it?

>>88745166
>remember to become giant fighting the goddamn Sentry
>forgot when fighting Quicksilver

shiggy

>>88745218
Bullseye?

>>88745232
Makes sense.
At the start of the current arc, Wade remarked to Hydra Bob that he needed to visit the gym after pulling a robbery.
And Hydra Bob's connection to Madcap would segway well into Wade's coming interaction HydraCap

>>88737016
NEVER EVER

abandon all hope

>>88745232

>Wade has to kill his buddy to stop unkillable nutjob