Supergirl - Being Super #1 Storytime

I actually forgot Tamaki was doing this was well as the Hulk comic. Neat.

>>88725182
>Tamaki
Oh Jesus. This will be a train wreck.

>>88725246
Why?

>>88725246
At least art looks decent.
>>88725272
#groanzone

>>88725283
I doubt she will write any different than prior.

>>88725307
As in what? This One Summer was great.

>>88725317
>This One Summer was great.
Anon please.

>>88725272
gross

>>88725371
>Panel 4, 5 and 6

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I got the perfect bait

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>Techno phones

>>88725443
There's grosser shit to come

>>88725481
That emoji phone cover is grosser.

>>88725323
>Solar powered
Supergirl charging herself with this.

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This is a nice page.

>>88725481
pop

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>>88725593
Here we go.

>>88725625
>ywn pop a kryptonian super-zit

>>88725648
Ahaha fuck

>>88725648
>>88725625

This shit made me laugh

>>88725648

>>88725648
DELETE THIS

>>88725648
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??

>>88725648
those esher walls.

>>88725648
Cain, go home. Your tampons have nothing on this shit.

>>88725648
Jesus Christ

>>88725371

More and more I feel like most current writers don't observe actual teenage behavior, they just sit on the internet and twitter ap for 'research'

>>88725317
Hulk was garbage though.

>>88725692
I feel like that's comicswriters.txt right there.

>>88725692
Its not just writers, its pretty much everyone who portrays any behaviour. They're not acting/writing about actual behaviour, they are acting/writing about behaviour cliches that they observed in other media. So Behaviour that is shown in cliche teen drama #234 is based of cliche teen drama#12, and so on and so forth, with each new portrayal basing itself not upon real teenage behaviour, but upon earlier portrayals of of Teenage behaviour.

>>88725612
Sexy feet.

>>88725791
>third panel face

lol

>>88725828
Thats one for the reaction folder

>>88725749
>mom's spaghetti

>>88725751

It's getting annoying as hell either way. >>88725749
aren't people, they're youtube comment sections on legs

>>88725831
Superfolk always have the best damn parents.

>>88725272
i stopped reading after badass dyke

if you want to kill a comic, this is how you do it

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>>88725648
>Someones getting off to this right now

>>88725831
Goin all MoS there

B R A V A

>>88725751
Teens nowadays unironically speak in memes and act like cliches from bad teen shows.

>>88725875
kek, but you're still in the thread?

>>88725920

True, but you observe a group of friends and they don't sound like this, they sound like a group of people who are friends.

>It's Smallville but with Supergirl
god this is stupid.

>>88725988
Why?

>>88725987
Um, no. Not really.

>>88725394
>name drop Darth Bader in an aspirational context
I've always looked up to Margaret Sanger, myself. I mean, one progressive hero's as good as the next, amirite?

>>88725876
>Posting images when storytime isn't finished yet
Anon pls.

>>88726016
That dude took the chance to pull up that cheerleader's skirt.

I approve

>>88726008
Because other than having a vagina, one of the main thing that differentiated Supergirl from Superman was that she actually lived in Krypton and has memories there. I'd accept it if this was an Elseworld where Clark's a teenage girl in the present, but Kara? It just doesn't work for me. Also, we have had the fucking "Teenage Clark has no idea what the fuck his powers are" story for the nth time

>>88725988
>>88726008
They are just retelling superman. Swapped her origin with his. its bizarre.

>>88726096
It is an elseworld though, right? The ongoing Supergirl isn't anything like this.

>>88726059
haha. wat. ground literally opens up?

please call it a sinkhole, not an earthquake at least..

>>88725272
Considering that Dolly Parton is county music's biggest feminist and a huge supporter of LGBT causes, they probably should've named this "badass dyke" something else

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The end, hope you guys enjoyed.

>>88726138
>>88725875
Man this happened in the preview too and I don't get how you don't get it. They're not insulting Dolly Parton, it's just that she isn't Dolly Parton. They aren't saying the dyke is any more important or right than the traditional country girl - it's just that Kara has two friends, one conventional and one unconventional, and both of them appear more sure of themselves than she is. In all likelihood, they are just as unsure of themselves but that's not what she sees.

It was an okay beginning. Thanks OP

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>>88725648

>>88726154
Yeah it was alright. I'm not getting triggered by the comic like a lot of anons ITT seem to be, but it was a bit boring and slow for a first issue. It's clearly being written for the trade.

Thanks for posting.

>>88726100
I think a Supergirl story with no Superman could work, like have it be her that landed with the Kents and Kal never even getting to Earth.If she still kept her basic elements like remembering Krypton and her family, it'd be neat seeing where it goes since it is a world without Superman and while Superman was a true blue Kansas boy, Supergirl isn't and it'd be interesting to see how she'll fit in into Clark's life without any of the "Woe is me I'm an Alien how can I ever even be Human, my parents lied to me, and my real family is dead all this time"

>>88726123
I know that, but it's just Female Clark from American Alien, there's nothing Supergirl about this other than the blonde hair and the vagina. I don't think the book itself is bad though, it just feels like American Alien if Superman had a vagina instead.

>>88725648
>why women shouldn't write capes, period.jpg

>>88726030

Actually yes. Maybe I just read people a little too much, but there's usually vocal and visual tics and cues, emotional and conversational flow that gives away how comfortable people are with each other.

There's some of that here but it's halfassed which makes it feel less genuine.

>>88726197
American Alien is only in Clark's hometown for a couple of issues though, right? I can see why they'd greenlight that pitch anyway because American Alien was a big success.

>>88726216
You're retarded if you think gross-out moments are somehow exclusive to women writers, or to capes in general.

>>88725648
Did the writer just mistake Supergirl for She-Hulk?

>>88726232
Shut up, woman.

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>>88726016
>>88726044
>>88726059
>>88726080
So what Caused the Earthquake?

>Villain is a ooze monster from Supergirls zit puss

lewd

>>88726316
I can't wait for them to meet Clayface.

>>88725648
>check the writer's name
>JAPANESE
Of course.

>>88726384
>#2
>Supergirl takes a dump
>the turd is a mile long

I think I loved this? I know Kara being a true Kryptonian is a big part of what differentiates her from Clark, but it also makes her a weirdo alien that's hard to identify with. I empathize with this Kara, which might be a first for me.

I'm also a huge mark for the classic pastoral Superman origin, so this had me from the word go.

>>88726197

I would like to see this scenerio as well.

And despite feeling like her friends are weak characters, I'm liking the rest of the book so far and am giving it a chance.

>>88726456
>>88726486
>I have a pus fetish

>>88725964
cute outfit

>>88726456
I kinda feel the same but think it's fair to acknowledge there's a lot of cool wacky sci-fi stuff you give up if you give Kara the same background as Clark.

Like you know, the Kryptonian werewolf guy that Orlando did actually use.

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>>88725749
yeah spaghetti is a real treat couldnt miss that for the world

>>88725844
did she just leap out a 2 story house from the second story does her friends know shes a super power enhanced individual

>>88726901
>not even understanding that you shouldn't be late for a family dinner

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>>88726901
>implying spaghetti isn't awesome

>>88726486

I'm walking about a world where Kara existed but Clark didnt. The puss was stupid, but probably connected to the hand on her cheek here at >>88725529

>>88727067

*Talking

I WANT TO FUCK THAT DYKE!

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>>88725648

>>88725272
Should a straight girl refer to other people as dykes?

Like if she meets Midnighter would she just blurt out 'oh wow WHAT A POWER FAGGOT?'

Same with Damian...but without the power, what i'm saying is that Damian is a faggot...this entire post is actually about that, my need to insult Damian in a thread about a shitty comic, because that reminds me of Damian Wayne...

>>88725964
I love her look to death

Well this was just adorable. Wish (mot she-)Hulk was just as well written.

>>88727217
You can't thought-police people.

>>88725685
Given that she's got super speed, and that's a tiny room. Why did it take three hours?

>>88725172
Thank you

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>>88725371
>lesbian can't stop reminding us she's a lesbian

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>>88725444
I'm going to stop here
The writters clearly have nothing in mind beside humble bragging

>>88725172
>Supergirl being lesbian
Yay!

>>88725172
Aside from the obvious "le teenage gurl problem" plot points that are overdone and overdone badly, this has a strong Smallville vibe to it.
I liked Smallville, so I will read the next issue too.

I like it so far.

>>88725272
>Once she realized she was a badass Dyke and not a country music legend

Who the fuck writes this shit?

>>88725323
>wristband sensors for serious pulse measurement

>>88725648
...I honestly don't know if I can fap to this.

>>88730729
People who do little research and want to sound like they are their own person.

>>88725694
No it wasn't. Hulk was a great first issue.

>>88726143
Is this supposed to be Supergirl after her sex change?

>>88725648
Aaaaaaand I'm out.

>>88728849
usually just means she's using it to make up for lake of self confidence.

And because they forgot to write her a personality.

Anorexic Ginger girl is cute, hope she and Kara experiment on each others bodies.

>>88725419
[BENCH AD]

>>88731233
Nah she's got hopes and dreams. She's prime target to get crippled by the monster.

While Dolly. She'll just be on panel, like certain other lesbians.

>>88728997
she isn't a lesbian, her fat purple haired friend is a faggot

>>88731318
And Deathstroke had a Griffity that read "Graffity"

>>88731205
>>88725692
>it's an other "this group category don't talk like that" threaf
I arbor more and more this kind of complains. They are character they speak as themselves. Their speech patterns have no obligation to fit a group category.

>>88731358
Well that shit's contagious. There's a thin line between your best friend being lez and wanting to try it out yourself.

I came in here because of the bare feet on the cover and was not disappointed.

Is this the one where she's in high school? I honestly wonder why the live action show didn't do that. It would be cliche and pretty much smallville 2 but I think I'd rather that than seing her be adult female Clark klent clone

>>88731766
She turns 16 in the issue. She's also 16 in the Rebirth run if I'm not mistaken.

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>>88731603
i hope to god, they don't do a lesbian kiss thing or some other accidental and or experimenting bullshit.

but knowing comics these days, it is just a matter of time.

Why do girls write such boring superhero stories?

Assuming the author is a girl of course.

Feels like a waste of Jones, but I guess I'm not surprised.

>>88731766
>pretty much smallville 2

I think this is the reason. But my biggest issue with the show is that it shows her after she's been on Earth for 10 years instead of immediately with the landing. The interesting part of the Supergirl concept is her learning about Earth and the society and all. Just seeing her after she's dealt with it all is pointless.

>>88731836
oh got you are really b8ting here

must not reply
must not reply!

oh god!!!

>>88725749
I was lenient on the two friends at first, but they've gotta have more to them than "I wanna win the Olympics." If she's going to be about nothing but food and the Olympics...

>>88725419
>Bench Ad
Are you even trying any more?

>>88726154
Boring. As. Fuck.

>>88731898
It's not bait, it's my genuine opinion/question.

Why are girls such shit at writing capeshit?

>>88731836
>>88732108
Because they always feel the need to self insert or push an identity politics agenda. There's some good female writers out there like Ann Nocenti and Louise Simonson, but they're few and far in between.

>>88732108
Superheroes are a masculine concept, women who aren't tomboys in some way aren't going to write stories about them that can hold your interest.

>>88726960
I was wondering this I also wonder why she flew through the roof of the barn when she could have very easily just used the door then begin flying

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>>88725648
WHY?

>>88725648
Jesus, I can only imagine how bad it was for Clark when he discovered this old porn mags

>>88726154
Felt like a Marvel comic. That says a lot.

>>88731358
>>88731603
>>88731821
Mark my words. There WILL be a scene where the dyke confesses her hidden love for Kara.

>>88731836
It was not boring.
>>88732690
>Because they always feel the need to self insert or push an identity politics agenda.
Fuck, Male Writer do that as much.

In a lot of cases, especially for DC comics, Cape comic are power fantasy. So of course it appeal for this kind of writing.

>>88734285
>Male Writer do that as much.
Marvel writers more so than anyone else. And look how their books are these days.

>>88731821
>/co/ complaining about lesbian
I want to kill myself.

>>88734319
>Marvel writers more so than anyone else. And look how their books are these days.
Excpet it has always been a thing. Comic book aren't bad because of that. they are bad because they are badly written.

So I take it from this replies this is the first time there has ever been DC female superhero that dealt with common female problems?

>>88727217
I was wondering the same thing. No way DC doesn't get some blowback for it, even if it is from the usual suspects everyone worth a shit ignores.

>>88725648
Personally, I was thinking there'd be projectile that'd break the mirror.

>>88725904
Not even. If MoS Jonathan was more like this, I might have been able to stand him. Nothing wrong about calling a spade a spade, or a frightful redneck a frightful redneck. What matters is how you do so.

>>88734200

Nah. If the athlete isn't the 'all these powers and couldn't save them' death next issue, she's the one who gets confessed to due to how she doesn't like dykes.

>>88731459

I wrote the second, and it was a statement of how they don't even feel like characters as much as talking heads. Especially compared to Kara and her parents.

Bumpgirl

I liked it, you guys get triggered from the smallest things I swear.

>>88725351
I graduated 2 years ago but I don't think teenagers care about one single zit THIS much anymore.

>>88739238
Are you a girl? To a teenage girl appearance is everything.

>>88725648

I was expecting a broken mirror

Wait, I thought Kara arrived on Earth as a 16 year old. Is this a noncanon alternative universe?

>>88740153
Yes. In this universe she reached Earth at around age 8, without memories of the time on Krypton

>>88731766
>I honestly wonder why the live action show didn't do that

Because it debuted on CBS. Plus even if she had been a teen, the show most definitely would have wanted to disassociate themselves from being a clear Smallville clone.

this an elseworlds-?

>>88739238
>but I don't think teenagers care about one single zit THIS much anymore.

Then clearly you didn't have an acne problem. Plus with girls looks are even bigger of a deal.

>People defend Hulk and dis Supergirl

Goodbye Bizarro anons!

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>>88725648

Wonder why the writer chose to emphasize the Girl part over the Super part of Supergirl in the book.

>>88744158

She does do super stuff in the comic, just not immediately wearing tights and fighting aliens because it's chapter one.

>>88744261
>i'm too stupid to know what emphasize means
Let me guess, a liberal?

>>88744403

I assumed the inference was that the book was not doing enough superpowers related stuff. I don't get why there'd be an issue with the focus being more about Kara's teen life when the book is clearly going for CW's Smallville vibe.

>>88744158
Because she needs something to differentiate her from Superman.

>>88725648
is this what periods are?

>>88725302
kryptonians can get zits and stuff?

>>88727217
Dyke is a not uncommon self-referential term these days. Dolly calls herself a dyke and likely encourages Kara to do the same.

>>88734285
It was boring you nincompoop.

>>88725371
That's a fuckin rad lezzie. I wanna be friends with that lesbian.

>>88744891
Jurgens Action Comics seem suitable for your taste then. It has plenty of mindless punching.

>>88744869
Fuck that. They already ruined "queer". They can't take dyke from us too.

>>88744990
Wait who exactly are they taking it from?

>>88725648

A Dave Lister special.

>>88725675

Simple. She is super-strong, so the pressure inside one of her zits can rise to enormous levels before it pops.

>>88725813

Obligatory. If you have a teenage girl in her room, sooner or later she's gonna show ped.

>>88725875

Lesbian in a relatively rural area. She can hide or she can be badass. Those are the options.

>>88726216

You know, I try not to use the term too often - but you're a giant faggot. How come?

>>88726901

...Am I the only one who picked up on "Mom's spaghetti"?

>>88730729

Two gay women. You should have checked beforehand.

>>88731149

>Being on /co/
>Not knowing who Kamandi is

Get out and don't come back until you DO.

>>88731821
>>88734200

Given that the writer is a lesbian - YEAH, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
And you know what? I don't mind it. Capeshit are adolescent power fantasies. Why not have a little adolescent love fantasy?

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>>88744990

You took dyke from us, so consider this karma.

>>88725172
superwhore

>>88725272
DROPPED!

>>88725504
So.. her origin is basically the same as superman?

>>88725982
why the fat girl is going to participate in the race, is not she slow as fuck?

>>88746737
Maybe for this mini

>>88725272
She doesn't look that badass to me.

>>88725371
>Lesbian character says she dreams about chicks
>"That's sexist"

I understand this is how the writer thinks young people talk but that's obnoxious. What does Kara sees on these two retards?

>>88746737

I think that in this mini, she IS Superman.

>>88747537

Well, how DO young people talk? Tamaki is 41 years old, so...