Happy Birthday Stan Lee

>>88719144
I'm scared as to what he's planning for his birthday.

>>88719144
He can't keep getting away with it.

>>88719144
>I've taken these souls so I would have enough power to levitate this Christmas hat. Pretty cool, huh?

Excelsior mudfuckas

>>88719144
EXCELSIOR

Stan please, stop the bloodshed
We can't take much more

>>88719144
Happy Birthday Stan
Pls gibe Jose back, he's all Miami ever had.

>>88719196
Kek.

>>88719144
Happy birthday old man that built MC from the ground up

>>88719196
oh lol

>>88719144
Happy Birthday, Stan, it's a shame that some could not Carrie on, and others had their Last Christmas , but Stan's Water ship keeps sailing well into his nineties.

>inb4 tomorrow morning Stan Lee is kill all over the news

>>88719159
I have my money on Jon Bon Jovi.

He will out-live us all.

>>88720999
It has been willed.

Stan Lee will stand face to face with the heat death of the universe, and whisper, "You first"

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>>88720359
>Carrie and George's souls fought back against Stan: the Lich King's apprentice

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>>88721032

>>88721028
>when the universe dies this shit happens to Stan, and he gets to begin life anew
https://youtu.be/fiwcZ0pg3xM

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>>88719196

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>>88719159
GUYS

HE TOOK OUR (YOU)S!

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>>88721093
>When you can't tell someone replied to you because Gook moot stole your (You)s

Stan has been getting greedy these last few days. He needs to be careful- consuming souls sustains him, but there may be consequences to overeating...

>>88721125
DEAR GOD
STAND HAS DONE IT THIS TIME
IN ORDER TO SUSTAIN HIMSELF HE'S TAKING ALL THE (You)S
IS THIS HIS PLAN TO NOT HAVE TO KILL ANYMORE!?

>>88721172
Fool! His hunger is boundless. He will take you (you)s AND he will continue to kill!

He and Kirk Douglas will square off at the edge of eternity, when there are only two

>>88721172
He;s gone too far this time! We need to gather /tg/ and /k/ to kill the lich once and for all to return to us our (You)s!

He'll be fine

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>>88721125
No, Kek, we wanted you to get rid of the thing that rhymes with (you)s

If Stan Lee becomes the final boss of films,
would Brendan Fraser be the rising hero of tragic origins to save us all?

>>88721219
Or we can just ignore trolls instead of posting (You) as a response to their shitposts.

>>88721261
Dont be ridiculous! we need feasible solutions dammit!
Alright, so who's i favor of slaughter some goats in the name of Kek to try to convince him to give us our (You)s back?

>>88721125
(You)s are no longer a thing? Fucking finally, it only motivated fucktards to act even more retarded just to get replied to

>>88721278
I've got some long knives, and I can tear up some black curtains for the ominous hoods. Anyone got a goat they won't miss?

>>88721125
Let me test that lad.

Stan Lee recommended reading?

>>88719144

Here's to the next 94.. He got quite a few this year. I wonder whether Disney realized what they were doing when they took Marvel in.

"None of you understand. I am not locked up in here with you... you're locked in here with ME."

>>88721043

Stanley Ipkiss...

Stanley...

Stan... ley...

Ipkiss.

And 'ip'... is the old Aztec word for 'death', specifically 'death at the hand of the gods' as opposed to death by accident or crime.

>removing (you)'s
>implementing sitewide id's
>making a pay 2 post /vip-boards/
truly the end of times

>>88721032
>apprentice
he's the Sith Lord Darth Excelsior

>>88721584
Holy shit you've cracked the code, call up /x/ we can stop the madness now.

>>88721716
>implementing sitewide id's
wat

hell be okay

>>88721716
>implementing sitewide id's
You are kidding. That would mean everyone would practically be a namefag and set up a reputation for themselves on a site where everyone is anonymou, the very reason people think nameusers are bad in first place.
What's next? A point system in which every reply gives a point that will be displayed next to your ID?

>>88719144
He's the NEXT.

>>88721716
>implementing sitewide IDs
I don't believe you. I refuse to.

>>88721125
I dont understand, what am I supposed to see here?

>>88721716
>implementing sitewide id's
You better be bullshitting me. That's the exact opposite of anonymity.

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>>88721716
>implementing sitewide id's
Oh i see what is going here. You are just doing a simple double check to make sure they did in fact get rid of (you)s, so you went the easy way and posted something absurd that would be sure to upset a lot of people.
You don't fool me, anon. I saw right through (you)

>>88719159
I heard the Queen is sick.

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>>88719196
I can't stay mad at you Stan

>>88720320
>Water

You lost me.

>>88719159
He killed my cat.

>>88723154
Stan is saving her for new years dinner

>>88723591

the author of watership down

>>88719144
That's actually the same age my Grandfather died who I also thought would live at least until 100. He died right before his 95th birthday.
;_;

>>88723672
My Greatgreatgrandma died a few years ago at the age of 102. Granddad is 92 and have stopped running everyday now because he thinks he is "getting old" his 96 year old sister is also still alive.
I got elven genes and will live forever. Probably going to die from something retarded on the way like OD or something

I'm betting that on December 31st he either takes the Queen of England, who has been sick for a while, or he finally dies. It would be a fitting way to end this year of celebrity deaths.

>>88721252
The only one who can stop him is a man who has nothing left to lose...

>>88723962
PLEASE let me harvest your organs

Stan the grand man with the masterplan

>>88721126
>he doesn't use 4chanx

Someone gib (You) pls. I need to stay safe from Stan.

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>>88721028

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People think a lot of celebs have died, but I'm sure Stan could harvest a lot more if he wanted.

This leads me to a worrying thought: perhaps Stan is rationing them. Maybe celebs will become rarer in the future. Does Stan know something we don't?

You're all fools. Stan doesn't need all these souls to sustain himself, his natural power will keep him going for at least another 16 years before he has to worry about that. He's taking them to preserve his wife.

You guys ready for Queen Elizabeth, the longest ruling monarch in British history, to die in the next few days?
Because it's coming

And Stan will have the power of ROYAL blood

>Stan's powers finally hitting diminishing returns
>has to take more and more just to get the same effect

The nightmare will soon be over. Hang in there.

Serious moment, will you guys get bummed out when he dies? Even if a lot of you hate him, we memed so much about him that'll be super sad when he dies.

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>>88719144
Am I the only one getting bored of this stan lee soul sucking joke? I just want to grieve about leia without hearing about this man for the 100th time. It's not gonna bring carrie fisher back.

>>88727542
neither is grieving

>>88727373
His "death" will just be him leaving his mortal form to go cruise the cosmos with Jack. It'll be fine.

Has Stan taken a break from his killing spree today?

>>88719144
We still got a few more days, or we got proof he's immortal.

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It's not Stan you should be worried about.

>>88729157
he's immortal senpai

>>88729112
Maybe he's taking some downtime for his birthday.

>>88730630
Who ?

The queen of England is also said to be in bad health.
>>88732699
Not sure, but that poster will get sued because he reused a gettyimages picture without permission.

>>88723962
>Probably going to die from something retarded on the way like OD or something
All my relatives either died from accidents or lived for fucking ever. I'm at a point in my life where I'm unsure which destiny I want.

>>88732816
>he reused a gettyimages picture without permission
But Getty steals images all the time. They're currently getting sued for trying to enforce bogus copyright claims against the original photographer of several thousand photos they stole.

>>88719144
And now we know why Carrie died: it was a birthday feast.

>>88723048
You played right into his hands, fool!

>>88723672
>>88724006
Stan is coming to Mexico on May, mark your calendars. my bet is he gets a bacteria from the water or some shit.

>>88722922
Do (You) see now?

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>88719144
>Celebrities always die in 3's
>George Micheal
>Carrie Fisher
>?
Is Stan Lee next?

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>>88734675
>>88714736

>>88734514

Damn that's sad. My grandma did kind of the same thing after my mom died. You get older and you have that kind of tragedy and your body just kind of breaks down. I don't know what the science behind it is but it's like they just lose the will to live and their body obliges.

>>88727359
Yes but what will it cost us?

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>>88732816

I had a dream that i fucked a ssbbw girl but thats not important what's important is that after that i saw the queenon a float in a parade with all the worlds leaders. W-what does it mean?

>>88735094

All of Hollywood.

>>88732699

Nigga if you don't know June Foray you're on the wrong fucking board.

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Did we get through the day without any celebrities dying?

>>88721125
I don't understand

>>88719159
I hope someone's out there checking on Attenborough every hour, on the hour.

>>88735514
Well, Carrie Fisher's mom was rushed to a hospital today for a possible stroke.

>>88721125
Good.

It was a useless feature. 4chan did fine before the feature, 4chan will do fine after it.

>>88734514
Oh shit, this is legitimely sad and heartbreaking

>>88735514
There's still 2 days left from 2016.

Queen of England may not survive.

>>88736339
Debbie Reynolds is a very legit actor in her own right, she's not just "Carrie Fisher's mom." She was the main girl from singin' in the rain, as well as a pretty decent slew of 50s-60s romcoms.

>>88719144
hell be fine

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When Stan reaches his final form, he will consume Earth, and begin his lonely march across the multiverse, feeding off of all them until there is nothing left but the dark void.
At that time, he will crack open his armor, and the release of energy will create the next multiverse. Thus continuing the endless cycle.

Debbie Reynolds has been claimed by the dark lord Stan Lee

He's just being greedy now. He's already had enough souls to last him another year, he's just taking them for fun at this point.

>>88738829

Well that's fucking shit. Poor woman lost her daughter. I imagine it was just too much for her.

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Stan Lee! I've come to bargain.

>>88719159
Singularity, the ultimate excelsior.

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>>88719159

>>88727359
His powers got stronger you idiot. Bloodline curses are now in his arsenal.

>>88719144
I was born in 94

>>88740627
youngster

>>88719144
He'll outlive us all

>>88735514
Nope. Double Funeral time.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/28/movies/debbie-reynolds-dead.html?_r=0

Zsa Zsa adopted son just died.

What the FUCK is going on /co/? What the FUCK is going on?!

Debbie Reynolds....
actress and the voice of some of the most classic cartoons in the history of animations and mother of Carrie Fisher died at 84 due to a stroke

If you dont remember /co/ she was the voice of Charlotte the spider in you may guees Charlotte Web, the granny of Tommy Pickles, and the grandmother of the Witch Family in Halloweentown.......

GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT

somebody just died somewhere
>damnit, Stan!

>>88743226
The souls of the masses are worthless to him. He only harvests those of the rich and famous.

OH WOULD HE JUST FUCKING PASS I KEEP LOSING MONEY EVERY TIME HE FUCKS ME WITH THIS SHIT

>>88742201
Second law of thermodynamics.

In unrelated news, the guy who created Red Solo Cups just died

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>>88743508
You deserve your suffering, Ike.

>>88743635
Stan screws Ike over by not feeding on bendis.

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>>88735071
It's literally called "broken heart syndrome."

>>88719144
Congrats to Stan "The man". <3

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>>88719196

http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/28/debbie-reynolds-dead/

Jesus.

>>88738998

You'll lose your soul to him...

>>88727373

Nah. When a person reaches that age it's hard to be sad when they go. Especially if it's peacefully in their sleep. If i make it to 85+ and die of natural causes i'd want people to celebrate my life rather than cry over it. Just make my funeral one big party.

>>88719159
looks like he absorbed the soul of debbie reynolds

And now Alf is gone.