>ask craig Mccracken a bunch of questions about the PPG and

God I love Craig.

>>88714079
Screencap or you are full of shit.

>>88714079
You should have talked about how much you wanted to fuck his creations.

>>88714243
More specifically, how much you want to fuck Frankie. That will go over very well.

>>88714079
I bet your questions were creepy and offputting, hence his reply.
But this all likely never happened.

You realize now we're going to find you on Twitter and dox you, right?

jesus christ why is it that /co/ can never recognize ancient copypasta

>>88714079

what kind of retarded ass questions where you asking?

Obvious copypasta is obvious

>>88714079
Pics or it didn't happen

>>88714307
I recognized it as pasta but I don't have the original cap, don't lump me in with these faggots

I saw Craig Mccracken at a convenience store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Why does Craig always look high?

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>>88714414

>>88714393
kek

>>88714414
If you were fucking Faust you would be on cloud nine on a daily basis too.

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>>88714079
>"I don't think a grown man should be thinking so hard about a cartoon

>>88714079
So you're all fucking around or you really haven't seen this pasta before, he even use the Bobby image from the last time he did this thread

>>88714079
I met Craig McCracken and Genndy Tartakovsky at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Craig looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid ****? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Craig you found another goofball?", "Yeah Genndy, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Craig jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Genndy jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Craig undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Craig just kept pushing her head down. Craig looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Craig then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Genndy who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Genndy's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

>>88717684
A tangerine