>>88713888
More like shipping Marco home.
>>88713944
wow anon that gets funnier every time you post it
To continue the discussion from last thread, what do the pro-"Jackie is a mermaid" theorists think of her being shown as a very young kid? It seems like that'd be a really long time to hide her mermaid-ness.
>>88713888
The show could have been Marco teaching a crazy Star how things work in Earth. Maybe Mina Loveberry could have been Star? As a scrapped idea?
this is a good ship
>>88714003
I feel like that's already been done in most shows with a similar character to Star. Just a bit overdone at this point.
>Six posts in and he's already posted the bait
What a loser
>>88714007
how supportive
Can star threads be banned to /trash/ yet?
>Hey Marco, it's just me check'en up on my best bud. Uh... drop me a line when you get home, just want to check up on you. If you want to, if not thats uh... thats,*reluctant laugh* that's cool too. Bye!
This was Star.
Imagine being on a date with the girl of your dreams and later during the night discovering that voicemail and 57 missed calls from your "best friend". Just imagine it.
https://youtu.be/aQf7Jt3U5Fs
Star spent approximately 23 minutes listening to the dialing tone. Words have failed me when describing the utter embarrassment I felt while watching this scene.
What if Star loved you?
>>88714385
hey babe it's a cartoon
>>88713951
Expect future shitting up threads outside the general.
what if janna sent you some cute pictures of you asleep she took of you
>>88714553
be very worried she got into my house while i was asleep
>>88714517
he's not in office yet ;^) stay mad baby
>>88713988
The whole "Jackie is a mermaid" thing kicked fully into gear after a couple of leakanons (or the same dude) posted about how "Jackie is not what he seems" and detailed that they're half-mewni half-merman, royalty-ish from both sides, and living in exile on Earth because society (or their families) didn't accept the mewni-merfolk cross-species romance.
In the same post the leakanon mentioned that apparently Jackie has only recently started to wear the shell necklace and slap on the ocean themery on her in general, because she was only somewhat recently made aware of her roots and not being fully human after all. So if one is to believe in leakanon's claims, she's not even supposed to be a fullbreed mermaid like the one Star had in the tank, but just a half-breed - so any disguising spells wouldn't be that dramatic. It'd kind of make sense, too, they might have thought a small kid wouldn't be ready to keep the information private, but at 14 she'd be mature enough to handle it, sort of like Star's parents thought that at 14 she'd be mature enough to handle the responsibility of the wand.
Of course one could say that it's stupid to believe an anon, but the thing is that a leakanon had previously predicted various stuff from the BBTBC such as Janna slapping Marco's ass while he's in a towel, people had told them to get better bait because it sounded so outlandish, and then when it actually happened everyone was shocked. And now, especially combined with how well it all seems to tie in to Nefcy's mermaid drawings and early Jackie sketches and everything, people think the same thing might happen again, that something sounding ridiculous at face value will turn out to be true.
However, I definitely don't think her "disguise" is tied to the seashell necklace, I think it's just the royal family sigil from her mother's(?) side or something like that
>>88714553
Threaten to show them to the police as evidence of breaking and entering/stalking to get lewd favors
>>88714581
it's okay, she loves you
>>88714003
He's doing that in various episodes, though. It's not the central point in any eps but it's constantly there in the bg
>>88714553
I'd do what Marco should and report her to the authorities
>>88714385
Yes, we understand. You said this last thread. It was a funny observation.
>>88714661
Fuck off Akabur. Go make another rape game.
>>88714581
>>88714761
>>88714661
Lets get it out now
Cute and perfect time
>>88714830
>Go make another rape game.
Yes...please do so. That shit was awesome. Princess Trainer: Star VS Edition = double awesome.
>>88714900
>>88714909
Go check the slave trainer general on /aco/ and learn to make one.
>>88714900
what if star started wearing earrings
>>88715014
>>88715052
Please don't trivialize Marco's struggles as a transexual
Why did she do it?
>>88715091
the lunch room ran out of chicken patties on chicken patty day
>>88715091
As a test of her abilities
Can we talk about this particular scene?
Seemed out of character for Marco didn't it?
do you think star ever cried at school before
Weird and adorable!
>>88715258
Not really. He picked Star up, saw that she was okay, and then moved on to see if Jackie was hurt. If anything him ignoring Jackie would've been more out of character.
>>88714900
>>88715327
Ok I see your logic.
But what was Marco thinking in this scene?
Looks a bit guilty?
>>88715320
Yeah, when Marco took her virginity in the girl's bathroom
>>88715367
He's just concerned, possibly embarresed/ stressed that he now has to deal with emotions of two girls
>>88715367
He feels bad for Star that she lost everything, seems pretty straightforward.
I guess you could say he might feel guilty that he didn't arrive sooner? Maybe he thinks all those calls were her trying to get help.
>>88715381
I think it was the other way around
>>88715091DETERMINATION
>>88715381
i dont remember that episode
Well I marathoned the entire show during finals week (no regrets) and I really enjoyed it. It's a light hearted show that doesn't takes itself too seriously but can still hold its own. A few episodes were mediocre sure but most of the episodes were quite funny and enjoyable. Certain moments truly caught me off guard and made me belly laugh and that's hard to find from most cartoons I've seen. And the plot is surprisingly solid. What is Toffees plan? What kind of dark secrets will Star discover? What will Ludo achieve with Star's book? And as others have stated, I also really enjoy the continuity they use throughout the show. Small things that change here and there end up being permanent. And lastly, I enjoy the emotional aspect. I liked the end of season one. The sadness we felt when star recited the whispering spell, the suspense when we realized Toffee was winning. The emotional tension we get with Star at the end of the last episode. I like the chemistry between Star and Marco, and I'll admit, I'm a Starco supporter, but I still enjoy the character development we got between Marco and Jackie.
In the end, I just think it's a nice comfy show that I enjoy rather thoroughly.
>>88715465
It was the episode after Jackie takes Marco's virginity where Star tries to molest Marco repeatedly until he gives up, drags her into the nearest stall and lifts her onto his cock, brutally fucking her until she passes out and then ejaculating on her face, to be found by Starfan13 at the end of the episode.
>>88715514
kill this pasta
>>88715514
wait a sec
>>88715140
Now that I think about it, if the genders were reversed, this would be a fucking SJW shitstorm. Tell me why women are so oppressed again?
>>88714035Starven > Marconnie
>>88715597
Can you prove that empirically
>>88715679
>2 guys in a bathroom with a half naked girl with a towel on
>one of them slaps her ass
What are you nuts? Its called common sense.
>>88714035
This is a better ship. Hoodie-wearing beaners should stick together.
>>88715622
Eat those feelings, Star
>>88715889
There's only one person worthy of the title Ronnie
>>88715889
Nah anon that shit's whack, the art styles are far too different to ship them. Also TLH has no magic
Friendly reminder from the first time watching Bon Bon over a month ago...
>>88715597
Alright, I'm taking the bait.
The reason it's "funny" when Janna (a girl) gropes Marco (a boy), but would spark outrage if "Janiel" (a boy) were to grope "Maria" (a girl) is that the latter has been (and to a certain degree still is) Normalized in society, whereas the former has not, and is instead a subversion. Case in point: the current President-Elect of the United States, whose assaults of women are apparently not sufficient to disqualify him from office. If we truly, *truly* lived in a society that was post-feminist, where people complaining about the oppressive "Patriarchy" were exactly the way you see them (as social and political hypochondriacs), it would have been literally impossible for him to become president. The fact that he succeeded anyways, pretty obviously proves we live in no such world.
There *is* a valid point to be made: that Janna's behavior shouldn't be acceptable, because she *is* committing sexual assault against Marco, and if we were interested in having a mature, thoughtful discussion around that point, (and in doing so reevaluating the ethics of the writers, and in doing so Janna herself, despite being a fictional character), there might be some thought-provoking things to say.
"BAWT IF THIS WERE REVARSED DA ESS JAY DOUBLE YOUS WOULD BE SO TRIGGARED!" does not do that. It just scores cheap talking points against a strawman.
There. I took the bait. Gut me and serve me to the fucking maggots.
>>88716081
>whose assaults of women
Are about as existent as the Russian hacking of the election.
What if Starco happens, but they break up by the end?
>>88716126
Then I will live out my dream ofWTCISB
So Season 1's biggest flaw is having very little of Jackie and Janna, right?
>>88716081
No need to get political about it.
Marco just isn't bothered by it enough to kick Janna out or react violently. Honestly, there are still plenty instances of men being humorously lewd to women that are met with mild disdain instead of vehement outrage. Those instances just aren't commonly portrayed in social media. A medium which is still in the minority when compared to physical interaction. Like damn, I've been in plenty of groups where a playful/teasing slap to the butt/quips about the chest of a well known female friend was met with a halfhearted punch to the chest and nothing else. Outrage is amplified to a ridiculous degree over social media.
>Gut me and serve me to the fucking maggots
You didn't use enough buzzwords for that
What if Star Butterfly really wanted to make you smile?
>>88716276
The other one is about the ugly gypsy stalker girl
>>88716354
Take that back right now you insufferable little shit.
>>88716388
sorry about your goblin wife
>>88716081
I guess you forgot there hasnt been a single confirmed case of his supposed sexual assaults on woman.
You also forgot that he was presumed guilty (and still is, as evidence by you and the millions of other over sensitive idiots on the planet who jump at accusaionts against people they dislike) from the get go, all it took was a sarcastic comment made between two joking men for Donald trump to earn the label of abuser - one so serious that entire lives are ruined without evidence.
If you can proove he actually touched some woman in the no no square and made them uncomfortable i would love to riot with you
I want to watch Marco and Jackie fuck.
>>88716354
and...?
>>88716435
Say that to may face not over the Internet you little shit!!!
see what happens!!!
>>88716586
Star, please.
>>88716603
>>88716659
fucking uggo, I want to push her in the mud
>>88715091
Marco asked for some of her Mountain Dew.
>>88716586
Make sure none of his jizz drips out, Star. I'm trying to get pregnant.
>>88716081
>Women happily let a TV star grope and grab them
OMG they're so oppressed, he assaulted them! muhsoggyknee, I know you're baiting but come on.
do you think star likes to post on 4chan
In the episode "Is Mystery," we are introduced to the character of Meatfork. His major joke is:
"You know why they call me Meatfork?"
"...why?"
"ITS A FAMILY NAME"
This implies that there are other monsters from the Meatfork family. Do you think we might be introduced to more Meatforks, perhaps angry at Ludo for how they treated one of their own? I personally believe that the return of the Meatforks will be a triumphant moment, with them holding off Ludo long enough for Star/Buff Frog to escape.
>>88713944
>Marcos Diaz, you have to go back
>But my name is Marco. I was born here
>They all say the same
What does Star's face imply in this scene?
>>88716081
If Janiel grope Maria, it'd be more hot than funny. Also svtfoe would be huge among female normalfags
>>88717046
Stat should really get a sense of humor
>>88717046
Haha Star was mad
>>88716930
That watching Marco get extremely embarrassed is her fetish.
Why does Jackie look like a downie?
>>88716081
thank you
someone had to say it
you're not alone anon
>>88716126
that would be the most complicated way Nefcy could bring up the topic of divorce
I want Star to break my nose and stomp on my peepee
>>88717142
Get off the computer, Star
>>88716126
Janna wins
>>88717231
That's really fucking clever you faggot kys
Is Star going to wind up the villain of her own show?
She does wear Devil horns.
>>88715091
>Yandere Star
I approve!
>>88717358
I watch this show for the magic that is Jarco, so in a way Star is already the villain.
I want to help Star pick up a cute hat
>>88717317
Wow
No wonder Marco choose Jackie over you, bitch
>>88716829
Fuck off, Red Pill.
>>88717450
I'm not Star you mouth breather
>>88716081
Excellent bait
Also I agree with you
>>88717317
Didn't know you were such a cunt Star?
>>88717517
Prove it
>>88717582
>>88717560
fuck you everyone loves star she's the coolest and the prettiest and everyone wants to be like her you're all just jealous just a life you losers
>>88717626
Wow just wow..
I just finished watching season 2 and I grew to like Star a lot, but after the rude things you've said in this thread I want nothing to do with you Star.
You're a shitty asshole.
AlsoJackie is far cuter
>>88714151
>>88714007
I need SOURCES
I want Star to love me and kiss me and get my patents to stop fighting
What if Marco makes Star his gf but cheats on her with Jackie secretly?
>>88716081
Jesus christ I've never seen someone be so wrong, this has to be bait
Boys groping girls isn't "normalized" at all, if anything we're hypersensitive about it
The reason a girl groping a boy is funny while a boy groping a girl is not is for a few reasons, some reasonable, some bullshit
Reasonable reason: When a boy gropes a girl, it's seen as more threatening than when a girl gropes a boy because in general the average guy is much more physically threatening than the average girl. If a boy is groped by a girl, you can usually laugh it off, or take is as a compliment - if she decided to get more violent, you could easily put her through a wall. Not so with girls. Imagine being a guy, and getting groped by someone who's two feet taller than you and has 100 pounds on you. That's what it feels like getting groped by a guy as a girl
Other, bullshit reasons: Female sexuality is seen as more 'innocent' (it's not), men are seen as huge pussies if they don't enjoy female attention, general apathy towards male victims overall, etc.
>>88717809
Ah yes those pesky patents. Always fighting
This thread is going places.
Imagine if Star had a fish hook stuck in her eye lid?
That would be pretty funny huh?
>>88717961
What if someone stepped on your skateboard?
>>88717992
Take it down a notch, Star
>>88717992
Just roll one half and stroll away.
>>88717961
imagine if star went to the aquarium and she pet horseshoe crabs and manta rays
>>88717992
Jesus Christ Star!
Can you stop being such an asshole for one minute!?!
holy shit Star is such a loser
>>88718070
Hahaha! I know right?
Sometimes I wish I could take a 12 gauge to Star's face.
Anybody else feel the same?
>>88718127
i wish a stranger would compliment her
>>88714444
Four Fours
Cant argue against those quads
>>88718153
And then violently rape and kill her in a van with a icepick, right?
Yeah I know how you feel... if only...
>>88718184
no and then give her twenty dollars
Me
>>88718196
After sodomizing her with a shovel?
Yeah I guess that's a fair trade.
>>88718249
Jesus Jackie, what the fuck is wrong with you?!
>>88718249
no after complimenting her how about you pay attention you braindead stranger
>>88717865
You realize all of this stuff actually supports my argument more than it opposes it, right? You're not even disagreeing with me; you're apparently just upset by my choice of words. XD
I don't want to plague up this thread (more than I already have... Sorry...) with more discussion about this, since it's quite clearly off topic, but I do want to clarify something before I start ignoring any and all future discussion on this subject.
When I say "normalized", I don't literally mean all men get to walk around doing whatever they want to women with no consequences. But it does mean that stuff like this (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/stanford-rape-case-read-the-impact-statement-of-brock-turners-victim-a7222371.html) happens a lot, where people who commit sexual assault get let off easy or even without punishment because of cultural attitudes and prosecutors who try to look for ways to justify how the attack was somehow "partially the victim's fault" or "actually she kind of wanted it" or some other BS, and while this is, in no way, an issue that exclusively affects women, it does affect women more than it affects men.
Which was my original point, and also apparently your point: we treat groping in popular media between men and women differently, based on the respective genders of the "groper" and the "gropee", because in the real world, men "playfully" groping women is a bigger problem than women "playfully" groping men, for all the reasons you listed and the reasons I alluded to.
>>88717961
>>88718127
>>88718184
>>88718249
Falseflagging? Really Star?
Jackie's your friend and you're gonna do her like THIS?
>>88718287
huh?
>>88718308
Oh I see... he complements her flat chest cause he's secretly a child molester!
Duh! I can't believe I didn't see that sooner.
>>88718376
what? It's me Jackie! I'm not that dumb anemic insect.
>>88718347
Alright you gotta be bait, you can't honestly be this dumb
Hey look girls, it's Star Gutterfly!
Lets all go to Deviantart and try to find the cringiest Star VS OC. Bonus points for frosted tips!
This is Lux, she has angel wings and she can do anythang. She is secretly Star's sister and loves Marco too.
>>88718512
Hahaha that's a good idea Star, but seriously shut up when I'm talking to Janna.
Hey Star come here, I wanna show you something...
>>88718512
Name: Moon
Age : 14
Gender: Female
Personality : Funny and kind
Fights For : Unknown (Good or Evil)
Friends : Marco, Star, Jackie, Janna, Brittany, Jeremy, Tom, Ludo, Toffee and Bearicorn
Has a Crush on : Ludo and Toffee
This is Moon (No relation to Moon Butterfly). She is hails from Hyper Mewni in the 24th dimensional century. She wears traditional Japanese schoolgirl garb and has fricken laser beams attached to her hair. Her alliance to Star and Crew is questionable. Donot stteal.
POST MORE FUCKING ABUSE
>"Yeah I swear to God guys, she said her period blood tastes like Mountain Dew!"
>>88718622
>>88718512
>>88718602
This is Earth by Deadmau5nstuff.
earth is a dudish character and he acts all cool and every one really think's he's special. so lets meet earth
earth:sup dude,name's earth and I like u know being friends with everyone u know dude and im like totally the special one because,everyone love's me and think's im the coolest B-) (Cool)
riiigght now earth,do you know star butterfly
earth:...ummm dude who's star butterfly
a girl
earth:hmm star butterfly.....I think I saw her somewhere idk dude
Go ahead Marco grab it HARDER.
>>88718622
Does emotional abuse count?
>>88718669
>>88718602
>>88718512
Galaxy Firefly is Star butterfly's rival, Before Star butterfly's arrival, Galaxy was the popular girl in school, but after Star butterfly was sent to earth to learn responsibility, Galaxy's popularity was threatened by Star's foreign personality and powers, so Galaxy
tries to upstage Star with her money and style. still it's not enough to outshine Star butterfly, so occasionally she resorts to sabotage
elaborate traps and schemes.
STAR!!!
STOP FUCKING SINGING YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!
this thread is shit
>>88716155
Really, that was early Season 2's flaw: No reccuring supporting characters
>>88718719
>>88718622
The roleplaying autist ruins it
>>88718719
Just like Star
>>88716898
Meatfork, Meatknife, Meatspoon, Meattenderizer, Meattoothpick, Meatsteakknife the Second...
>>88714035
>gets cucked by Star
>cucks Crystal Christ
I approve.
>>88718622
Guys I just wrote a new song, guess the name?
I'll give you a hint; Star is a ______
>>88718808
good friend and cool gal
>>88718808
cunt
OUT OF THE WAY MARCO!!!
>"Star please what are you doing?!?"
I'M GOING TO KILL THAT TWISTED BITCH!!!!
Hey guys Daron Nefcy just announced a spin offs series that takes place after season 3.
Pic related, you guys excited?
>>88718899
DELET
>>88718933
evil Star using magic to steal Marco when
>>88718481
>Daron experiments on giving Jackie her own posse like Brittany
>>88718719
That comic was shit. Marco and Janna were completely out of character.
>>88718899
Absolutely scrumptious, keep up the good work m8.
Let's focus on the true patrician's ship.
>>88718933
link on?
>>88719023
I'm still pissed that Moringmark didn't go with the "Manna kid that exists in all timelines" idea...
>>88715091
TAKBIR!
>>88718933
I wasn't wearing my glasses, so for a minute you fooled me there
>star grows up alone, and ends up trying to fuck Marco and Jackies son
Did Marco have a nice Christmas?
>>88718696
I think I'm starting to understand why girls like fucking other guys now, because I'm loving this feeling I get seeing someone as naive and sweet as Star having her soul crushed so intensely by the realization that Marco trusts someone besides her so deeply that he can get intimate with them in the most potent way possible.
>>88718631
>Puffy
>Vagina
>>88719014
>Eh? oh sorry Star, Jackie convinced Marco to let me join in a threesome, I gotta go kay.
>>88719028
Morringmark is a normie anon, as much as I love their fresh OC don't expect anything really fun.
Please stop being mean to me...
>>88719408
Star can at least take solace in the fact that she will never be as pathetic as Janna
>>88718899
>>88719014
>tfw mods deleted
>>88719408
Haha! Star GTFO of here, ain't it past your bedtime?
>>88719433
Sorry but Janna is getting demon benis
>>88719442
>what's this someone making content NOT ON MY WATCH
that's what I think they think
Originally liked Janna with Marco, and she is still my favorite, but that is so unlikely it hurts. So I swapped over to Jackie, but really there is no difference.
What is the point of shipping in this show if it is so blatantly obvious on how it ends? Seriously how does one lie to themselves that there will be a different outcome.
The only time a huge twist hit me like that was pic related.
>>88718826
That's nice of Jackie
>>88719023
But that's forbidden love
You're in the club and this guy comes andsteal star's wand.What do you do?
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this picture.
Go!
>>88719615
Jackie's home
>>88719484
You're looking at things the wrong way. Shipping isn't about trying to predict how things will end or slavishly following the official universe, it's about pointing out fun ways the characters fit together and imagining the fun alternate universes.
You don't ship manna because you think it will actually happen, you ship manna because they are great together and would make a great couple.
And imagining Janna as self-aware enough to know she has no chance with Marco and being depressed about it is half the fun of shipping Manna.
>>88719596
The most beautiful love
>>88719615
"How Mexican"
>>88719629
Go back to your nest you pest.
>yfw Marco knew that Glossaryk was up to no good when Star mentioned she lost him to Ludo when he stole the spell book
>was aware of Glossaryk's "training thing" back in My New Wand
>>88719615
4chan Janitors
>>88719023
>>88719596
>>88719644
I now realize why the show always felt somehow incomplete and of lesser stature to Gravity Falls: it didn't have any brother/sister characters. All the characters are single children.
>>88719474
That seems like it'd actually work well.
>>88719728
How? They have nothing in common.
>>88717046
das cold
>>88719720
Just accept the union that transcends dimensions anon
>>88719720
>incomplete and of lesser stature
In what way? Autistic incestfag shippers?
>>88719754
Spotted the autistic Tomco
>>88719772
Nah bro, just having siblings that got along was a nice change of pace from brother and sister always fighting and hating each other you see so commonly in cartoons. Dipper and Mabel fought some yeah, but overwhelmingly they were family and got along with each other.
>>88719474
So Star's sloppy seconds?
>>88719784
Autism is drawing pictures of two people who have never talked before having kids.
How about you join a real ship where the characters have actually interacted and clearly like each other?
>>88719772
>In what way?
Did you not read the post? See:
>it didn't have any brother/sister characters. All the characters are single children.
>>88719754
>both have a creepy obsession with another character
>she's into magic and he's a demon
Also, their personalities just mesh when you think about it for a minute. They'd be cute.
>>88719851
>implying there's no room for them to meet in later seasons
Would yousmellMarco?
>>88719900
Chek'd
Also, no. I already have refried beans and nachos - throw in a little men's deodorant and that would emulate the smell pretty accurately.
>>88719851
>like each other
>>88719874
>both have a creepy obsession with another character
Wouldn't that actually work against it? They'd be too busy trying to score with the other characters.
>she's into magic and he's a demon
So? Janna already has Star for her magic needs, and given how she is around Star, it's obvious that magic is not Janna's entire life.
>Also, their personalities just mesh when you think about it for a minute.
How? Janna would have no interest in Tom's efforts to deal with his anger issues, and Tom would have no interest in Janna's trouble-making (except maybe her sexual harassment of Marco for its potential to keep Marco away from Star)
>They'd be cute.
No they wouldn't. See above.
>>88719890
I hope they actually do meet and show zero interest in each other just to spite you all.
>>88719970
His outbursts just show he cares on a primal level.
>>88719900
Would youtouchMarco?
>>88719615
Wreck-Gar is actually Janitor Prime
>>88720005
He is just sad in that pic because Janna telling the truth meant that Jackie stopped kicking him in the face.
>>88720057
Every man's garbage is one man's treasure
>>88719983
>I hope they actually do meet and show zero interest in each other just to spite you all.
That's a lot of bitterness over fans of a cartoon talking on the internet. Are you okay?
>>88720029
He clearly doesn't consent.Ya
>>88720088
Do you even schadenfreude?
>that time when Marco broke the lock, a fucking metal demon lock with chains, on Tom's door in a single fucking kick out of anger
Monster King Marco soon?
>>88714035
Please
Connie is only interested in Steven because he's magic and let's her live out her nerd fantasies
If anything she'd go after Star
damnit now I want to see that
>>88720088
No I am not okay!
For years I've been trying to get my own 'Marco' to notice me and show him that I care for him far more than his 'Jackie' (his ex, had crushed on her since middle school) or even his 'Star' (his little sister) ever will! For years I've had to deal with idiots telling me to give up and go out with a bunch of 'Toms' just because they happen to also like some of the things I like!
"You like bands right? You should totally go out with that cute guitar player!"
"You like swimming right? You should totally go out with that cute swimmer!"
"You like books right? You should totally go out with that cute author!"
No! There is only one boy for me and I will not stop slapping his butt until he loves me!
>>88714444
4 more years.
>>88719983
Stay mad Mannafag
>>88720057
>>88720084
Did they make him Wreck-Gar because of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrMbkbTPrPA
>>88720203
10/10
>>88720250
Yes, he even says that very line.
>>88720275
does he? I can't remember
Oh my god, they got rid of the (You)s
Are Boo Fly and Buff Frog life partners now?
>>88720288
I see them just fine.
>>88720275 (You)
does he? I can't remember
I don't know how this turned into a Transformers thread but I like it.
>>88720236
Stay delusional. Your non-existent ship doesn't even have a single frame of the two of them together.
I'm writing a FF lemon. This next chapter is going to be Marco and all three of the main girls. Realistically no man could keep up with three chicks. What spell words would Star use as a male enhancement charm?
Pixar Star when?
>>88720317
>implying you need any canon material to ship characters
>not shipping every possible combination
>not taking it even further and confusing the shit out of the internet with crack ships
>>88720353
What the fuck?
>>88720375
What the fuck?
Anyone hear anything about this?
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/mobile/w/star-vs-the-forces-of-evil-star-and-marcos-guide-to-mastering-every-dimension-amber-benson/1125324179?ean=9781484774199
>>88720203
>I will not stop slapping his butt until he loves me!
Truly inspiring.
>>88720414
And still no one didn't load third issuetwitter.com/stitchkingdom/status/700700545225400322
>>88720203
How does it feel like being a minor character in a Harem anime?
>>88721001
Certainly more free than that crying third wheel.
>>88721079
>>88717046
FInally i understand this joke, gotta read Nacho with a nigger accent.
>>88720974
My LCR said itll be coming in Thursday or something for me. I still have to storytime 1 and 2 as well
>>88720353
I don't hate the premise but that picture scares me
>Oh spider, you saved my boyfriend's son
What did she mean by this?
>>88721367
She's a cuckette
>>88721367
Nefcy just can't help but insert her degenerate fetish into every facet of her show.
>>88721403
So long as she keeps it femcuck or cuckqueening? whatever the degenerates call it, it's fine.
>>88719615FOR FREE
>>88719596
Whats the name of this artist? I've seen their work around but i can never decipher that signature
>>88719615
>>88721601fuck scruffy i miss milky
>>88721705
I was looking for a decent cap to put under it and I stumbled upon this old ntreasure
>>88721737
But she does turn out to be her daughter.
>>88720317
>character a is single and likes thing
>character b is single and can do thing
>personalities don't match at all
>never interacted
>hurr they belong together, lemme just twist them into different people in fanworks so that it could work
Jantom is a shit crackship of the worst kind, resulting from the "I want to pair this person with somebody but there's no-one suitable around" desperation. It's like Elsa x Jack Frost all over again.
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>88719874
>their personalities just mesh when you think about it for a minute
No, they really don't. When you actually accept how the characters have been portrayed in canon, instead of trying to find ways to twist and overinterpret them in order to get them to mesh, they don't match at all.
For example I've seen a lot of jantomfags insist that it'd work because "both like messing with Marco", but that's not true at all. Tom doesn't mess with people for shits and giggles, unlike Janna.
He's ready to use dirty tricks in order to reach his personal goals, namely get back together with his ex who he misses because he's so lonely, sure. But consistently throughout his appearances he's always immediately felt bad, straight-up apologized and tried to make amends the moment he's understood his actions actually hurt someone. In Mr. Candle, for example, it must have taken a lot of spine to go up to your ex and own up to having been a manipulative dick, knowing it'll negatively affect their view of you. But he did it anyway, because he understood that he was harming Star and didn't want that. Also in Friendenemies as soon as he understood that Marco had actually thought they were becoming friends instead of just tolerating his presence for the free movie tickets, he felt bad and tried to make it up through a physical effort so taxing he fainted from it. Currently Marco seems to be his closest male buddy, who he regularly hangs with and values. He wants to be a better person and has hired a mental health coach to help him improve.
Janna, on the other hand, genuinely just likes seeing people suffer for her own amusement, constantly needling people for reactions. She doesn't give a shit about whether or not her actions distress others and ignores direct requests to stop. Star's supposedly her friend, but when she's distressed, instead of supporting her Janna deletes stuff from her phone and says she wants to stop talking about it and go back to stuff that interests her.
>>88720353
That looks utterly disgusting
>>88716820
This
>>88722643
>Star's supposedly her friend, but when she's distressed, instead of supporting her Janna deletes stuff from her phone and says she wants to stop talking about it and go back to stuff that interests her.
That seemed to be Janna trying to help Star out, in an awkward and not entirely helpful way. She notices Star's obsessing over the picture and is upset about it, so she deletes it (and if Star wanted to she could always get it back, assuming the magic mirror works like a typical phone). While she does ask if Star can get back to the séance, that also came off to me as both an attempt to distract Star and Janna being primarily interested in the dead clown stuff. It didn't seem to work well, but I didn't get a "fuck your problems" vibe from it.
I'm not at all saying Janna is meant to be a sweet, supportive character, but I don't think she's a one-dimensional jerk either. She could have easily run away when Ludo showed up, yet she didn't and attempted to help Star out multiple times.
>>88718791
KEKS KEKING KEKS
NOT KEKING YOU
When will Marco claim him as a side bitch?
Remember, this is cannon
>>88719615
That this is what the school guidance counselor gave to a straight A Mexican.
>>88714417
I used to love her. But I had to kill her.
>>88713944
>Implying Marco doesn't already have a plan to overthrow a tyrant at this point.
>>88723132
>trump
>tyrant
>>88722919
>>88721367
Name of the butterfly summon?
>>88721913
Funny how that turned out. Naruto had more twists than a Mexican soap opera.
>>88723132
Monster arm soon?
More of Hekapoo when?Lewds where?
I finished watching all the episodes this week. What theorys, memes, and shitposts do I have to know to get up to speed?
>>88723744
>What theorys
-Eclipsa is gonna come back
-Toffee is Eclipsa's son
-Toffee knew Moon prior to their battle/were lovers
-Glossaryk is evil and is in kahoots with Eclipsa
-Dark Star
-Monster King Marco
-Star and Marco will fight before getting together, respectively on the side of good and evil
-Jackie is a mermaid princess
>memes
Star is a giant cuck
>shitposts
Anything from SU
>>88723744
Mostly shipping wars.
Lore-wise, Jackie could be a mermaid, and might be a possible endgame for Tom as a "polar opposite" character.
Jackie, Janna and Star are the main three girls being shipped with both Marco and Star.
Star-suffering is the norm in these threads.
Pastebins, serious greentext fanfiction and Discord-linking is not allowed.
A couple of other smaller memes like Bakemonogatari, moringmark, Cute and Perfect, Marco's deportation and MarcoxConnie (from Steven Universe).
>>88723796
>monsters
>evil
>>88723796
Who are the two siblings(?) posted a few times ITT
>>88719769
>>88719644
>>88719023
I'm guessing it's some sort of collective OC that these generals tend to create
>>88724112
Moringmark AU
>>88724128
Wow, that was exactly what I guessed it was
>>88724128
fucking cringecore
>>88724167
kay. enjoy your neverending cuck jokes then.
>>88724185
Anon its cringe as hell
AUs always are.
>>88723812
>Lore-wise, Jackie could be a mermaid
Stop spreading this crap all the time.
>>88724218
For you.
Yet /co/ would make threads about the GF AUs, and then post AU comics during hiatus times.
The cringe lies on how you present an idea, not usually the idea itself.
>>88724231
Just because you oppose it doesn't mean it doesn't count as a theory.
>>88724256
No man, he is right, it's always cringe, but so is watching cartoons as an adult.
You just gotta take it in.
>>88724278
Always? Nah.Cartoons used to be for all ages in the 1900s.
>>88724275
The only thing it's based on in-show is "she has a green streak in her hair" (which the show proved is only a recent thing) and "she has accessories with shells on them" (which has also been shown to be a recent thing). Like, we've literally seen canon images of her appearance from like the 5-13 age range.
Everything else is based on fan theories that have existed since the first episode, an anon obviously lying about future plot developments, and the creator's art made before the show. It's a theory, sure, just like I could theorize Star is the reincarnation of Hitler, but it's a theory based on little to nothing in canon and a lot of dumb fanwank about noncanon shit.
>>88723132
Just secede.
>>88724568
Compared to Hitler Butterfly, there's actually a bit more basis to it via the older concept arts. It's not just a crack theory anymore, but I'm not insinuating that it's gonna be a theory that will happen, simply that it's the one we got with something more than "she looked at janna once, they're totally fugging"-tier theorizing.
I want to kiss Star Butterfly
>>88724298
I feel like Banana is supposed to be a name of a ship but I am not sure what
>>88720194
So Conar?
>>88724568
>just like I could theorize Star is the reincarnation of Hitler
Stop trying to hide, Jackie!
I want to marry Star Butterfly
>>88718791
Now, you get the true meaning of Marconnie. Possibly besides the star part, but that's what it's supposed to be
>>88724619
Sorry hombre, not happening
>>88724568
I'd hate for the theory to be true, because it would come out of nowhere. I don't even see how they'd introduce that plot point without it seeming stupid and contrived.
Marco: "Hey Jackie, how's it going?"
Jackie: "Not that good, I just learned I'm actually a mermaid princess from another dimension."
Marco: "Oh, okay."
>>88725245
We will see, pardner
>>88725356
>Implying Mexico won't just be Manifest Destiny'd 2.0
>Implying the cartels won't cut your eyes out so you can´t see
>>88725378
>Mexico
I'm claiming these lands for El Salvador
/pol/ ruins everything.
>>88717215
>Implying Star will be ever that hot.
>>88716081
>Being this triggered
I love Star Butterfly
>>88725682
I love her mother
>>88725743
Well then...
I wish we could see more about how Moon and River ended up together.
>>88725146
It's the ship name forJanna sticking a banana up her vagoo
hey look at these
>>88725873
Her expression when she realizes she has wings is just too adorable.
>>88725873
I WANT TO TOUCH THOSE WINGS
>>88725873
Star is a slut showing her wings in public like that
>>88725924
She's only showing em off to Marco lad
>>88722891
He has already got Star for that.
>>88725848
Those hips are still kind of over the top but I think this is the first time I've seen that artist draw the tits even reasonably resembling what she has in the show, and not random D-cups.
t. Moon's Tits Anon
>>88725994
Bottom bitch then.
>>88722919
Leon did nothing wrong. Nothing would fuck his job situation more than porking his "mission" and his boss's daughter.
I want to kiss the space between Star's wings.
Mina did nothing wrong.
>>88726775
I always wanted to know how the hell she ended up like that or she was always like that.
>>88726775
How much do you think she charges for a BJ?
>>88726974
You can't stop the gay.
>>88717358
She wears horns because she's cucked, obvs
>>88718070
SPYING LEADS TO CRYING
look at them
>YWN carry your newlywed Star over the threshold.
>YWN throw her onto the bed and pin her down, leaving light kisses on her neck and working your way to her lips
>YWN stare into your new wife's eyes and tell her how much you love her
Fuckin just kill me already
>>88727574
I don't think I'm allowed.
>>88722788
>I don't think she's a one-dimensional jerk either.
IIRC she was created to be a one-dimensional support character, like Ferguson or Brittany. However, the crew liked her assholery and gave her a larger role on the fly.
So, what direction are they developing her towards? She was designed to be pretty cardboard, whose sole characteristic was being a smug thief. She's been getting more attention on season 2. How are the crew building her character?
She's been getting more and more creepy, bordering on sociopathic. In season 2, she was just teasing and scaring Marco occasionally and took her house keys, showed an interest in the macabre and so forth.
But in season 2, it's been shown she actually has stolen Marco's personal information, has zero respect for his privacy and routinely invades it, even keeping stuff in his locker and showing up in his shower (and sexually harassing him), that she breaks into Marco's house at night, that she's a troublemaker, regularly in detention and enjoys cruel-ish pranks, that she thinks nothing of manipulating Star into doing her bidding for her amusement, that she enjoys needling and hassling Marco, reminding him of his failures just to see him get flustered.
That she actually got excited because her supposed friend keeled over in sudden agonising pain, that she actually actively kept other friends from helping him just to see what'd happen. That she's not only interested in the macabre but tries to do black magic, that despite having been friends with Jackie before she seems to have dropped her for Star, is even trying to sabotage Jackie's date, that despite being supposedly friends with Star now her first priority is always, always her own amusement to the point of deleting stuff from another's phone; stop talking about your problems and go back to my entertainment.
She's not a jerk, ok. But she's really not being built up to be a nice person, either, instead heading into a darker and more alarming direction.
>>88716081
my opinion of this board is not very high
>>88728527
Janna is a BAD INFLUENCE
Where is a link to that porn comic everyone keeps posting. Did the guy finish it?
>>88728729areablog.tumblr.com
>>88728779
gracias
>>88728597
but what if you're wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPJQw-x-xho
>>88728527
I think the problem with Janna's character is that everything she does is meant to SEEM harmless and playful, but when you actually think about it you can see how weird and crazy it is.
For example, let's take the Naysaya scene where she wants to see what's happening to Marco. As the audience we know nothing terrible is actually going to happen to him, so we aren't concerned. We are then supposed to project our lack of concern onto Janna's character and make her actions make sense. The issue with that is, in-universe, she has no way of knowing some demon monstrosity isn't about to rip itself out of Marco's chest. It's like they've given her some kind of 4th-wall breaking, which really screws up her character when you look into it.
Best queen coming through
Kiss, Marry, Fuck.
GO!
>>88726908
Easy, despite being a war hero and the promise of not kicking her out because of late payments for her house while at war, it was foreclosed on upon her return. The bank wouldn't acknowledge that because she was fighting for their freedom and they didn't do automatic payments during her six-month tour in a foreign land that an exception could be made. She even paid back what she owed but the house was already sold. The stress and PTSD finally took over and we now see her on the street.
>>88728990
All three to the Gypsy Queen.
>>88728990
But you already did right sequence
>>88717046
Savage af
>>88728990
all to star
>>88718655
is she supposed to be eating the dead Marco in this pic? Is that the joke?
>>88729168
Same senpai
Is this show any good?
Can you compare it to SU?
>>88727229
>>88729371
Yes, it's alright.
I don't want to do that second thing, sick of that show.
>>88728990
>Star
>breasts
>>88728990
>oppai Star
lel no
>Kiss Janna(because that's far as I'll go with that gypsy feminist skank), Marry Jackie, Fuck Star
>>88723587
GET IT GUYS! THE TWIST WAS THERE NEVER WAS A TWIST FROM THE GETGO!
>>88728990
Kiss Star
Marry Janna
Fuck Jackie
>>88719484
Yea and that twist sucked, and didnt make sense
>>88728848
I think in general Earth seems to be aware of other dimensions/magic/general weirdness despite not really having much of it, and in general Earth characters are kind of dumb and oblivious too (someone like Marco is one of the only exceptions).
I don't think it's weird for Janna to be excited during that scene given the above (though she's not really stupid). She is interested enough in magic etc. to find the possibility of it more intriguing than frightening, even having a book about witchcraft and demons in that same episode, plus she's a bit of a dick and seems to enjoy Marco being distressed.
It's just kind of an unusual personality for someone who I'm pretty confident is meant to be on the "good" side and overall likable; at the very least she seems to be one of Star's best friends now and Marco tolerates her enough to leave her alone in their house when they went to Quest Buy that time.
>"Oh whoops looks like it's that time of the month again! Sorry Jackie, but I have to babysit Star today, at least until she snaps out of her trance. Seeya later babe!"
>>88727574
>>88725873
Do you think they would be annoying to have?
Like, she'd have to be careful even sitting on a couch because they look so easily crushed.
Or sleeping.
It's almost like having a set of boobs on your back: inconvenient and always getting in the way and clothing makes it worse.
>>88729816
Pretty sure they can lay flat
>>88724231
We're on a hiatus, meaning people are looking to theorize, and half-mermaid jackie actually has juuuust barely enough basis in the show to make it interesting, bordering on plausible. I mean there must be something up with her ultra heavy sea theme
>>88729793
In b4 Marco is balls deep in butterfly poon.
>>88729816
how sensitive do you think they are
>>88729921
too late
>>88729908
>ultra heavy sea theme
She just has that sea shell
>>88729560
Indeed
UberFlat is shit
>>88729978
Perfectly sensitive. I bet she'd enjoy a nice wing massage. Would you rub her delicate little wings anon? Would you tenderly rub them between your fingers while she breathlessly moans in your ear?
>>88720353
Star has black eyebrows
Would you have a threesome with Moon andRiver?
>>88730318
id just take River and have him ram my ass, Moon can watch if she'd like.
Has anything been dropped harder in this show than Monster Hand?
>>88730318
i was so please to see that it was her dress that gave her that shape. mmmmm legs
>>88730388
Now, what we only need to see is her letting down her hair like in her younger days.
>>88730388
It's only further proof that Star isn't even in her prime yet. 2 more years and Marco will be wishing he tapped that.
>>88730162
Don't forget she wore a mermaid-esque dress once. That's clear, undeniable proof that Jackie is actually an interdimensional mermaid princess.
>>88730360
>dropped
>>88730454
I'm not a fan of the chin disappearing though...
>>88730454
But Marco has a much curvier, sexier, more considerate girlfriend, why would he want Star?
>>88730727
I want Moon to kick my ass.
>>88730288
>black eyebrows
wait so does that mean Star isn't even a natural blonde???
>>88730785
God damn it, now I want an edit of that dumb Pepe picture
"Any monsters here? I'm going to kick you're ass!"
>>88730741
Trick question he wouldn't. He'll breed Jackie in high school like the Mexican he is. She'll drop out to raise them while Marco goes on to college and a job to support his family.
>>88730727
>>88730785
"Hair-down" moon is hot. Chin or no chin.
Star needs to realize that keeping Marco to herself will be a constant struggle.
>Jackie
>Janna
>foreign exchange girls
Marco is a chick magnet
>>88730852
I need one of Star looking to kick Jackie's ass
>>88730741
who WOULDN'T want this HOT PIECE OF SPAGHETTI
>>88730360
Even if it never comes back that episode did sort of give them an out by saying it "probably" wouldn't return. Also who knows if the megalomaniacal tentacle arm was even right about how it was permanently part of Marco.
I mean, I agree it should come back, especially since they made a point of mentioning it in the first season finale (though the intention was him remembering another time Star did something to one of his arms, since she told him to stick his arm inside the monster, it's still a specific thing to mention). Just that compared to other things like Ludo's plot/Miss Heinous/Toffee/etc. there wasn't as much stuff indicating that the return of that plot point is essential.
>>88730912
Why don't you take those gloves off before someone gets hurt Butterface?
>>88730946
This
Star's nowhere near the league that Jackie's in. I mean Star's cute, but come on just look at her!
She's got NOTHIN
>>88730965
I was looking for Jackie, but a stool stepping dung beetle will have to do.
BRING IT BITCH!
>>88730984
Well she is fourteen, so there is time for development.
>>88730844
>>88730288
In the style of this show, it means her eyebrows are small and thin enough to just register as being there, and that their real color isn't visible. Think how the irises of some cartoon characters aren't visible but they can still be mentioned to have eye colors-- bad example since Star Vs. does feature visible irises but it's the same principle.
In real life/"Pixar" style she probably would have blonde eyebrows Also we've seen her as a baby; she's definitely a natural blonde.
>>88720353
You leave Best Bug outta this.
>>88731020
You're dead bitch. Leave it to an insectoid cuckold to walk right into her death.
>>88730984
Im sure there´s some crowd that would be into that.
>>88730984
Jackie on the other hand...
>>88730454
Does that mean that in 20 years Star will look like a 60 year old?
>>88724218
You must be fun at parties
>>88731056
That's a lotta talk for a squatting shit shuffler.
And don't call me that word!
I'm going to break your fucking neck Connie!!!!
>>88730258
YES I WOULD
>>88730741
Star is rich
>>88731055
Ohhhhh shit!
I forgot about the other bug waifu show!!!
>>88731130
Alright Connie let your teacher deal with this insignificant bug.
I know where to hit a cuckold to make it hurt.
>>88731174
It's a good show with plenty of good content
>>88731183
You stay out of this Cuck!
Let them fight
>>88731302
>>88731238
>>88731183
>>88731174
>>88731130
>>88731056
>>88731055
>>88731020
>>88730965
>>88730912
>>88731183
Well if it isn't the Cuckqueen herself.
I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP AS WELL!!!!
>>88731331
JACKIE SHOW YOURSELF I KNOW THAT'S YOU!
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>88731388
>>88731439
what a twist
>>88731439
At last you show yourself!!!!
Prepare your asshole Thomas because I'm shoving my wand inside it and shooting a NARWHAL BLAST!!!!!
>>88720353
>>88731055
I want to see Marinette and Star kissing each other.
>>88728527
I actually met some people like janna in real life, and even I have some traits like janna.
in most parts this people are not evil but they keep jumping from a friend to another friend because the friend realize that this person is a asshole or the ''janna'' just get bored with this one and go for the next interesting person her/him find.
>>88731302
You think I'll let the biggest bitch in western media talk to my friend like that?
You should have never left that dream world you stupid ugly brother fucker.
>>88731356
That goes double for you Cuckerfly. Even if you fused with Jackie you'd still be flatter than a board and Marco wouldn't give you the time of day.
>It's boxingposting time again
Can we just go to /trash/ already? At least there I could drown these people out with lewd dumps
>>88731535
You leave this black dyke to me Star, I'm going to give her a good ole fashion mewni beatdown!!!
>>88731551
>no fun in my threads!
Say that again and I'll kick your ass.
>Boxing fetish cancers again with touch of SU
and the thread was going so well
>>88728848
>everything she does is meant to SEEM harmless and playful
I'm not sure of that. At first glance, yes, you're right - the viewer isn't meant to be shocked as it happens and go "omg, she's such a c*nt, I can't wait for the good guys to kick her ass" like with actual villains. But it's still a bit not okay, she's clearly being inappropriate - and if you think juuust a bit more about what and how she does, it's actually really creepy.
For example in the Naysaya scene, I'd argue that we're not supposed to just write it off as playful, because STAR is there as a contrast, looking exceptionally horrified and worried.
Star, who loves danger, thinks nothing of constantly putting Marco in mortal peril for the sake of adventure, who usually isn't fazed by anything, is in the same scene looking pretty much more alarmed than we've ever seen her and exclaiming in alarm. She's the MC, and she's constantly pulling problematic shit that we ARE supposed to forgive as qt and quirky ha ha, but even she's shocked. She's sort of showing us what the proper reaction should be, in that scene, imo.
There's something up with that. My personal guess is that they're building Janna up to be a darker character, so subtly that people aren't picking up on it now and are waving increasingly creepy shit off as Janna being Janna ha ha, but when the twist comes, it was all there all along. I don't think she'll be a big bad, or maybe she won't even stay on the wrong side, but they're setting the stage for a confrontation.Sort of like with Lapis in SU, whose shit hasn't been addressed properly so far at all due to the Steven's POV thing
>>88731551
Heard you were talking shit to Star?
Get ready to eat those words punk.
>>88731633
Shut up kid. I'll knock your ass flatter than my chest.
>>88731633
JIMMY IS MINE AND ONLY MINE BITCH!!!!!
>>88727574
where is the source of this, goddamnit
>>88730912
>>88730965
>>88731020
>>88731056
>>88731130
>>88731183
>>88731302
>>88731356
>>88731535
>>88731701
>>88731722
Wow the quality of this thread really dropped hard
Senketsu are you ready?
Let's kick these guy's asses!!!
>>88731765
Quit complaining and put em up faggot!
>>88731776
What a pathetic and grotesque display.
Get your filthy outfit out of my sight Star Gutterfly.
>>88731701
>flatter than my chest
>half a kek was given
>>88731849
ENOUGH
I'M ENDING THIS NOW!!!!!
>>88731776
Heh good luck cuck. My body can take whatever you can dish out and then some.
>>88731882
Only death now.
>>88731896
*nonchalant whistling*
>>88731627
>boxingposts
>fun
>>88731911
Not the worst technique I've seen. But you can do better Star.
>>88731988
>only things I find fun are fun
I'm giggling like a japanese schoolgirl you fuddy duddy. Stop being a stick in tthe mud and either leave and go make your own thread or suffer silently like the cuckold you are.
>>88713888
she's not that obscure. she's got at least 1 page full of 34
>>88731988
>assblasted Jackie poster detected
No need to cry for your weak little whore anon.
>>88732090
They may be fun for you but its annoying as hell for the rest of us
>>88731055
>>88732094
You better watch those words butterfly or I'll make you eat them. Just like Marco ate something of mine last night.
Star's definetely not in her prime yet.
GMO foods are causing earth's teens to develop earlier than normal.
In Mewni I'm pretty sure Star was fed HEALTHY and REAL food, unlike that stock up bitch Jackie.
>>88732126
>the rest of us
No 4u
>>88732167
>GMO foods
Please fuck off and die of starvation while the rest of us eat literally every human food evr cultivated.
>>88731998
>Thumbs do not fucking work that way.
>>88732156
Well since you want to invoke Moses, I'll go ahead and bring Kalashnikov
>>88732197
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
MARCO WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>88732279
>>88732479
Kill yourself
every time I see someone talk about marco I read it as "macro" and get semi hard because that is my fetish
>>88732697
shit taste in fetishes there tom
>>88724619
>Implying Texas would secede
>>88719023
Oh right, forgot to make rule 34 of these two
>>88733547
Do it.
>>88733547
How do you guys feel about monster Star?
>>88720353
Is it bad that I immediately recognized the eyes as Marinette's...?
>>88733715
Star is already a monster
>>88733715
Star is supremely cute as a monster
>>88733715
Disgusting, only people of the same race and species should be allowed to breed
>>88733766
>Dull grey
>Tail
>cute
>>88733828
You mean you don't think monster Star is cute?
>>88733788
>>>/pol/
It's no wonder you're a virgin
>>88733715
why people hate river?
he is a awesome father, and the show makie clear that moon loves him, she choose him, was not some forced marriage
>>88733851
No, quite ugly actually
>>88733852
I live in a white country, not racemixing doesn't limit my option like in Burgerland
>>88734003
Cmon anon, at least find something cute about monster Star
>>88734035
She looks mostly human, so that's nice
otherwise she's just as ugly as regular Star
>>88733852
>shipping cousins
>>>/a/
I demand more yandere star.
>>88730162
>>88730463
Well, no, there's more than that.
Besides, theorising is a good way to pass the time during a hiatus
>>88733715
would fug
>>88734330
Is this going to end up like Lovecraft's Shadow over Innsmouth where Marco ends up becoming a sea monster for an episode or something?
>>88734330
>taking random-ass posts from anons on 4chan combined with an aesthetic theme for a character as proof your ridiculous theory is real
just kys already
>>88734731
Wouldn't that be fun?
Or he ends up meeting Jackie's extended family from her mother's side, and they're all a bit freakish and treat Jackie like dirt because she's a filthy two-legged haafu mingling with the dirtwalkers
>Can't get (You)s anymore
>>88734786
>as proof your ridiculous theory is real
I don't think you quite understood the point of that post.
But if we're gonna discuss, why in your view does Jackie have that theme and those eyes? Why do no other characters, apart maybe from Tom and his fire, have such a strong and constant theme going on? I mean it's so strong they had Star spell it out on screen, she looked like the ocean. It's rather exceptional.
>>88734897
You mean like how oscar has a vampire theme? Or janna has the (less impressive) gypsy theme, despite being a middle class teenager in california? They're just stylistic choices for characters to make them more distinguishable.
>>88734897
>>88735014
And yeah sorry, I guess I was referring more to the image then you exactly. I am a bit sleep deprived.
>>88735014
>oscar has a vampire theme
The fangs alone don't make a vampire theme. He doesn't dress like a vampire, doesn't slap pictures of vampires around, doesn't have vampire paraphernalia, and other characters don't comment that wow Oskar you look like a count from Transylvania.
Janna also doesn't have a gypsy theme. /co/ has just decided she's a gypsy because she's a brunette thief; it's a meme, not a theme.
>>88734887
You can, though. Or is this a new meme?
>>88735249
Look at this pic. >>88734786 Care to explain how Jackie became a mermaid?
>>88730454
He's not going to have to wish for it.
>>88735316
because Jackie will still look better
>>88735249
Plus Oskar is kind of the opposite of preferring to stay in the shadows. If he had a vampire theme then he'd be pretty much always be out of the sunlight even though it wouldn't actually hurt him.
>>88735399
Nope. Jackie has already peaked.
>>88735253
I think you can only get (you)s now if you're phone posting... cause all I get are tiny dots under my post on pc...
there's a script that can fix it though and a few threads about it on different boards
>>88733925
>why people hate river?
Just tumblr and because he is a straight white male.
>>88735631
Oh shit you are right.
Okay then, that change is a little weird.And a little wild.
>>88735303
Half-breed mermaid, you mean.
Well, in the same leakanon posts that sparked this whole madness, it was already mentioned that Jackie herself didn't know about her blood heritage till quite recently and started to sport the ocean theme upon finding out.
So I suppose that if one were to assume leakanon is in the right and the theory is true, it could be something about the parents not trusting young Jacqueline to keep mum about the origins of her family, that is them being a cross-species royal couple in exile under disguise. I guess they'd have put some sort of a permanent disguise spell on her, I don't know man.
It could be a sort of parallel to Star who only got hold of the wand and started to learn about the true weight of her blood heritage and status at age 14.
Obviously it's not too solid a theory, but it's fun to speculate about. Also a leakanon showed up in the past, making preposterous-sounding claims that turned out to be true, so people are happy to entertain crazy theories to pass the time. And again, it does seem that SOMETHING is up with Jackie's ocean theme, as it's piled on a bit too thick to be nothing, so at this point "half-breed mermaid princess in exile" is as good a guess as any
GUYS
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Size is 65-70 % smaller, for the anons who have download caps
Link is here, enjoy
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>>88736227
Nice, awesome
>>88735725
>Also a leakanon showed up in the past, making preposterous-sounding claims that turned out to be true
For which fandom? 'Cause it damn sure wasn't this one.
>>88736830
I thought it was this one, though I don't have the screencaps saved
>>88736845
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting anon.
I want to cast a spell on Jackie that makes her grow a penis just seconds before she reveals herself to Marco
>>88735725
>>88736830
Okay, just realized this could be referring to Janna slapping Marco's ass in Bon Bon, but:
>That clip was shown at the Comic Con Star Vs. panel. Multiple people saw it. It wasn't "leaked" in any way.
>An image was actually posted from that clip in the threads, with the episode's production code and everything. Don't remember if it was from one of the anons who was there or Adam McArthur taking a picture during ADR or something, but we knew there was a scene that lined up with the description of Marco in the bathroom in a towel with hairdryer/deodorant/etc. We knew there was a scene at least similar to the description out there
>The anon gave a full, play-by-play description of what was maybe a 30-second scene of just one episode; not a list of plot points that would fill out a whole season
>People generally believed that anon, who turned out to be right, because it wasn't a totally outrageous claim or based on a theory that was around before Season 2 was even confirmed
>>88736952
Not to be finicky, but season 2 was confirmed before season 1 even premiered
>>88725592
>implying she isn't already hot the way she is
>>88737007
Before it premiered officially, yes (March 2015), but about 2 episodes had aired or were available online in February 2015, when the renewal was announced. Even then that theory was a thing.
Also even before then people had seen Jackie in the theme song.
I would still like to hear people's speculation on why Jackie has the ocean mermaid theme being laid on her so thickly, if she's not a half-mermaid. What other theories do people have?
Do the people who strongly oppose the mermaid princess theory really think it's all for nothing?
>>88737264
drop the autism mate, it's a stupid theory
>>88737293
I didn't ask about whether or not you thought mermaid princess Jackie was viable, I asked about what else in your opinion could be the reason for the heavy ocean theme. Speculation, ideas, anything. You think the half-breed mermaid theory is a stupid one, grand, I'm interested in hearing the theory you think isn't stupid
>>88737264
She likes the ocean, or at least ocean-themed things, and incorporates that into her clothing. Same as how Star likes cute things or Marco likes red hoodies, etc. For the same reason, if she had appeared in Hungry Larry, she would have chosen a mermaid costume.
They're all parts of his appearance that, in the show, she chose herself. If someone dressed like that in real life would you honestly assume anything beyond them liking that look? Dumb question since obviously it's a fantasy show, but since she's a "normal" character that seems to be what she's going for.
Also, from a design standpoint, as a "love interest" character, giving her a more detailed appearance and a noticeable motif helps make her stand out from the nobody background characters at the school. That also accounts for her more detailed anime eyes.
I really don't have a theory beyond "she likes to look that way" because I don't think there's any more to it than that. It adds a very slight bit of characterization beyond "Marco likes her" by showing something she may be into as well, especially since in most of her appearances prior to the last episode she barely said or did anything. It shows she has a life and personality, in the world of the show, outside of being the objection of Marco's attention.
I don't think her being a mermaid would add anything at all to the show because it's already unevenly juggling like 10 different plots as it is.
>>88736924
>implying Marco doesn't bottom
>>88737264
What if she's not a mermaid? What if she's a siren? What would THAT suggest?
>>88737411
in my opinion the entire mermaind jackie theory only proves how people love BAD CLICHES, and reject actually good plots with good Characters development.
'''how so jackie is actually a interesting normal girl how see marco qualities?''''
''NAH NO she is another generic PLOT monster girl character''
>>88737766
Agreed.
All the things people say Disney would NEVER do, too good for this show, etc. are usually either fan fic staples or things Disney, and everyone else ever, has already done hundreds of times.
Not saying Star Vs. is totally original, nothing is, but it hasn't gone into the Baby's First Plot Twist by pulling the "secretly evil!" or "secret disguise!" card on an established character just because no one will see it coming (except for everyone who wants and expects it to happen because everyone tries to guess plot twists in advance).
what if star was your daughter
>>88737766
I think it's also proof that people assume every cartoon creator is a crazy strategist who plans tons of shit a million years in advance, when that's usually far from the truth. Don't forget the solved mysteries so far have been "she was mad haha" and "it was the sea captain get it captain of the ship? haha"
>>88738014
No wand
More strict
And she better get an A in his exams
>>88738014
>Sweetie, this is a toke. Go ahead and take a little puff. And don't tell that Marco boy about this.
>>88738014
"Star you're grounded! No magic! Now... give me your wand..."
>>88733715
I mean she's already Satan/Lucifer
>>88737741
She is leading Marco into a trap
>>88738040
>his exams
Star is a girl
>>88723744
Pic related Dies Irae theory, and all following posts about biblical references in Star vs
>Mewnians can survive decapitation
What else can they do other than their women turning into horny bugs
>>88738302
>Overthinking: the post
>>88738369
fart cinnamon
what if star was pregnant and you were the father
>>88738394
Mmmmm!
What if you went to a Mewnian chili cook off and it smelled of bakery fresh cinnamon rolls?
What if Star looked at you with this face and then the room suddenly smelled like a Fireball distillery?
>>88738491
I Will rule Mewni whit an Iron Fist and make programs of monster for Gold , so i can have slaves
>>88738491
I don't fuck cucks
>>88738020
>crazy strategist who plans tons of shit a million years in advance
Nefcy appears to be basing a great deal of the characters and their traits on stuff she's been putting in her art since several years though. Marco and Star look a lot like Bobby and Daron, and she's been drawing early versions of Star on sketchbooks since 2008 or such at least. There's been some pictures posted on her blog where she's been playing with designs for punk three-eyed horned vaguely demonic characters with wild eyeliner since 2012, so it was clearly a character design she loved and wanted to shove in, even if it meant making Star's ex a demon.
She's recycling old ideas she's had lying around for years into the show a lot.
She's also been posting some mermaid art, with noted similarities to Jackie, so it wouldn't be that far-fetched imo for her to write in not only the demon character from her fave sketches (even if genderbent) but the mermaid chick too.
>>88737741
Starco confirmed, at least Marco would have a solid reason for breaking up with her
>>88730353
Underrated post
>>88738761
Yeah, you're right, the fact that she reuses old designs clearly means she's playing 4d chess! And the fact that the mermaids have hair (like Jackie!) and are also female (!!! MERMAID CONFIRMED !!!) means I bet Jackie will turn out to be a mermaid, since it's not like mermaids haven't already regularly appeared in this show or anything and it would be ridiculous to assume otherwise!
New thread when?
Last for Manna
>page 11
uhhhhh?
i hope star had a nice day today